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I'm not remotely surprised.

What kinda crazy record is that,beside whatsup with this 40 character bullcrap.

See car wey person use intimidate people as e don turn old model....

This is really good but in this country they will rather celebrate a show that has no significance over other meaning full programs

I wanna travel too but my account balance is giving me kogi vibes.

God have mercy people are really dying...this is terrible how would the mum take this news.

There was once a country...stories like this makes you realise you are in the wrong country. Why on earth is DSS involved in tailor-customer disgruntlement?? Very soon the will also follow NEPA around to assist in disconnecting power cables.

BItt:
how did you apply

been long I did o

They just sent the link check.

Wisemann101:
Apart from HMO, pension and meal(I think), nothing else

good morning bro.. Please how can we be in contact?? Just got a mail from oilserv for an assessment ..I have questions I would love to ask you...thanks

Wahala wahala wahala....

richmondefosa:
Yes it is.

Graduate trainee salary now has been increased to 390k.

good morning boss please I sent you a mail please I need your response.

Benjamin4388:
No bullet proof 4 der

omo..any sign of violence I will flee

I been want go by 5am wetin person Don use eye see this past years Opor.

Who got an invite for there assessment centre. MOD please put this where people can see it quickly

Amytwinkle:
Hello everyone, please is there any update since the panel interview

please can we be in touch, I got a mail for the assessment centre of CMB please I need infos on the what to expect,,, reply back soonest please.

OlAfredd:
I hope this isn't late.....v bn trying to recollect d essay questions ..bt at least I rem d questions I answered...1. I think it has to do with the peculiarities of banks ...2. Something about how relevant you ll b to d goal of cmb. And if am correct, cmb goal is to be no 1 in Africa ; u cn check their website for that.
Theres verbal n Qt n I think there's gen awareness part also..ch focus more on current affairs, Basic accounting n economics questions. Bt it's simple if u v a business studies foundation ☺...bt d verbal...smh d vocabs r just much mehn bt d quatitative aspect was gen simple bt no cal tho just b good wt times table☺ n it's not as hard as a stndrd gmat question.EoD.no one shud ask questions again on d test hun!. Je vous souhaite bonne chance!!!☺

good morning bro I will really need your help on more tips to tackling questions From there interview I am scheduled for online assessment 30th this month.. Can I get your cOntact pls

I just discovered something I think it will be done in batches, because the room I was assigned to everybody in that room got a mail today.

vic4real22:
I am in Delta State.

hey....pls can we be in contact I need to follow up on some things.

Please I don't know what to do,i just saw a mail stating that my training for specialized work force started since 4th January, but the issue is I got the mail today,,,, I was sent the mail today time stamp of the mail I received is 9/01/23 11:53am...so can I still proceed

Feggie3:
I collected my 4 million naira on November. Jesus Christ!! I was even thinking of reinvesting this January ending if UK still dey delay my Visa!!

big guy abeg I for like make we talk on the u.k visa process you take biko I need to be enlightened about some stuff.

emillysmigael:
Cc Dawnomike happy birthday to you... Thanks for been one of the many people thay have impacted lives here on this forum.
Nairaland land is a faceless forum but you are part of the symbol of humanity and peace in deeds and comments right here!!!

Thanks for the Encouragements
Thanks for the Advices
Thanks for the Giveaways
Thanks for the Whatsapp trainings
Thanks for the Anti-tribal stance despite been an Igbo man
Thanks for your Positive and on few occasions, Funny comments
And above all Thanks for always Shining your teeth like this in your comments.

We may never know you well enough but you've never gone unnoticed.

Happy Birthday @Dawnomike

happy birthday dawnomike pls show me the way also you too emillysmigael

Kirinwa:
I just pray that one day those police men will enter soldier trap and they will be seen for who they truly are and shot on the spot.


I know that your uncle must be a soldier. They would have met their nemesis.

i hope all this will stop cause even soldiers do this the average Nigerian security operative becomes wild and power thirsty because of the possession of fire arm

Davash222:
So, who's that your uncle

lol na somebody

Davash222:
So, who's that your uncle

somebody

Nackzy:
Useless people

I was really disappointed man God help us people who are suppose to protect us are they ones harming us.

i and my twin brother Was sent by my mother to get things from the market,because no car was available we opted using a bike (machine/OKada).while we were enroute we sighted a check point upfront,the bike man insisted one of us would drop so he could pass the check point if not they will harass him. I obliged and got down while he passed with my brother,me on the other hand was trekking to go meet up with the bike man and my bro under the tempered sun (in my mind I was swearing for the mechanic for not finishing the repairs on the car I for no the stress like this na) I have passed the check point almost reaching bro when I began hearing whistling behind me I was tempted to turn but I know better not to do so for security reasons,I still continued my journey of a thousand miles only to see 6 police men two on a bike and four in a rickety black golf 4 vehicle.

In my mind(I was like why this ones the drive like this).the ones on the bike got down the ones in the car were on standby,they told me to stop I turned back to check if there was someone else behind me that made up to 6 police drive this violent to apprehend.

The next I heard was "we the call you na him you pretend say you no hear abi,yahoo boy God don catch u today" I didn't know if I should laugh or I should shout out them...

One pointed me his rusted ak 47 rifle,my mind went straight to what happened to rinji the guy who was shot for doing nothing wrong by some members of the Nigerian army. so i didn't protest when they asked for my phones I gave him both phones they told me to get into there car I wanted to protest again I clearly heard (that tone they played for those guys who carry coffins and dance with it)I kept quiet I entered the car las las I am not guilty so my mind was relaxed I was been questioned ..

They asked me"where you the go,where do you work, wetin be your name,why you the trek,where you the stay,you be yahoo boy abi,? I answered all this question meanwhile this men were driving me back to the places I trekked pass while in the car,two were checking my phones I got angry and asked Oga where UNa the carry me go and what is my offence cause you are holding me against my will without telling me what I did wrong, they said the were checking me and they will open a case against me that they will hand me to EFCC at this point I burst in to laughter ....one said e funny abi I told him Oga I no do anything mumsy the wait for me I need to hurry,,,this guys were checking my WhatsApp, messenger,Facebook, text message,gmail,phone contact, gallery. I was relaxed cause they will see nothing at all,then one of them pocketed my phones. (In my mind I was like am not understanding) the guy said I was under arrest for being a yahoo boy that I major in dating scam it was becoming serious he said shey u the
Shey u the chat with Whitey I said no, he said the earlier you confess we go leave you.I now told him that soon my uncle will contact my twin I mentioned the man's name they were surprised told me I was lying not long my twin who was watching everything from a distant has informed the uncle in question na so my uncle start the call my line they saw the number and let me go....pls when will all this stop this is getting serious na crime to be naija? When will this oppression seize? E pain me sha but God the.

anything this guys tell you to do please do it no matter how right you are thank God I wasn't a victim to physical abuse and assault from them.

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so if i decide to buy you iPhone 11 pro max you will turn it down and insist on� [s]Naomi[s] Xiaomi... kam nu kwa

Coolcalmcollect:
you said you've cheated a few time and you say you're honest feelings wasn't there? I've never met a cheater who was honest. a girl in a relationship will never open pvssy for anoda guy unless she has started developing feelings for him and hope to replace her present bf. simple

i won't totally agree with u some girls just wanna explore too some just want fun some just wanna sleep with a guy bcoz his hot and cute but deep down they don't love him

IcraveLove:
Your girlfriend test you with another girl, you pass the test and later found out it was a test, What will you do?

i will be mad about it surely but then i would wanna know her reason why would love to know if she felt i was cheating bcoz sometime must have prompted it and if it's because of trust issues believe me am done bcoz she will still continue testing u and snooping around which i find childish one there is no trust count me out i can't be always explaining little tins that trust should take care of.

Auntyesther:
its not always true tho... to be honest i've actually cheated few times in a r/ship and there was nothing attached

i admire your honest not all ladies can own up to the truth but then i am not condeming u cause am not a saint but instead of cheat why not just quit the relationship...

Jaqenhghar:
The person you love may not be the best option for you as a life partner. Marriage involves a lot of sacrifice and work. If you fall for someone who is not ready to put in the work then it will fail. My opinion sha. I stand to be corrected

u made a point but those it then mean this century everyone is falling for the wrong one? i really feel there is no longer patience, tolerance and some key virture that marriage needs once there is no perseverance it must scatter also people rush marriage nowadays u meet someone and two months later u get married to them tins like this must surely occur people now are after Wat they can get at the moment so ones it no longer there the love vanishes permit me to say at the moment love is based on the material tons u have and that which u can provide that's why Alot of women don't care to know about there partner as long as he can provide there immediate need then the are good to go