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Chai!op which kind tin be this? See the girl wey fall for ma front don the insult me. she tink say i dy laugh her,this pics na die! Lmao

She is just juvenile befuddled.and u had better not take advantage of her,let her know nothing will work out and u wnt tolerate her action if it repeats it self again....don't fall for it!

Btw,is she related to mr cock That her english chai...

Smh...tomorrow she will be looking for a Godd fearing man

Sprinkles holy water on the thread op ur sins are forgive chai that number 7 tho

Sprinkles holy water on the thread op ur sins are forgive

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Nice thanks for the revelation!

Lol..u no go blame her na,if u call him baby what will u then call ur little kid? when she asks how is ur baby doing u will be like is it the big one or the small one?? That means her son and her grandson are now officially tittle mates ..

#Pun intended!

The man should get ready to start hiding his shirts!

firstking01:
For ordinary bank wey u go deposite money, na im u dey blow dis kinda grammer ni

lmao....no vex o! I am related to mr patrick

menabae:
funny bro..suffry no cast her too much oo

hehehe...i hear you she deserve am full time so whatsup up with u,i don't wanna violate rule22 of nl view ma profile lets get intouch #winks

menabae:
Lmao.....@multicolored teeth

lol...sister its the truth o,infact i under emphasised it. if i should say exactly what i saw you would be flagabasted #winks rainbow color suits it well tho btw u are pretty o!

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Jeez I never knew we had such thieves people working at banks.

Well there's always a black sheep. [/color]

lmao..indeed

wristbangle:
Hahahaha. It's a pity that when men allow women to make important decision, a lot of things goes wrong. That's the case of Adam and Eve na

thats why as a guy na to hustle sure pass so u don't get to be a bus boy for a rich lady!

9. how to get her ;many guys will like to get her for themself so the can share in her already established affluence. thats why some of them turn errand boys for those kinda of ladies! Its a shame because the are too lazy to work expecting a lady to provide for them!

N/B:the last time a lady provided for a man in eden, the end result was not good so don't give them another chance

akinsal:
When u self nor wan dash dem weekend Money

she the look for maga

bqlekan:
hehe , the fear of termites is the beginning of wisdom.


seriously, it happened to me, and I didn't notice until I got to my other bank to deposit part of the money.. I heard the cashier was later sacked by the bank. probably when he tried to pull the same trick on a fortified Yoruba man..

lmao,fortified indeed!

nerdfrost:
Hmmmmm!! That woman bu anu mpama OP I like ur way of writing. Very straight to the line. She for hear am oo

lol thanks man,i was benevolent enough to just show her ma good side if not our matter for the f.p of nairaland by now .....

bqlekan:
I know this sound strange, but some cashiers do use black magic. How about you got paid and the money disappears afterwards..

Yoruba call it anabo

P.S. this was a personal experience...

: for real? I guess the best tin now is to start saving money in the olden days style...dig a hole then bury the money shekena

jmoore:
Romance ain't all about sex.

really but the work hand in hand like fuel and engine -

jmoore:
Wetin concern romance here?

like i stated in the post,i don't know where to post and the mods should help out! Btw are u a IndecentStar that every thing u must read her will be about romance??

RexKexMilann:
I only saw "igbo Kwenu".

lol...then u need help with ur eyes

As at 1:45pm today, my mum sent me to the bank a well known one at that (will not mention the name for secuirity purpose tho) with bundles of naira notes well strapped with rubber bands. This Money had been counted by 2 people before it got to my own hands (I don't make mistakes with money, trust me). The money was something close to the Nigerian 7 digits. I got to the bank safely. I filled my teller, recounted the money. To my own satisfaction the money was complete.The security guard who was just beside the door directed me to the cashier whom I was supposed to trust with the large sums I was with.

I approached her desk with such
intrepidity and valour like a soldier (pun intended).that I have never had before. looked at her face hahaha. Her eyebrows were
horribly drawn almost extending to her ears, her face looked as if mud was smeared round without mercy. Her numerous acne were bulging out causing her pathetic
lifestyle to reflect on her face without mercy.

To cut the long story short. This particular cashier was far from the word Pulchritude... I gave her the money, she counted it. I was satisfied. So I fiddled my hand in my pocket brought out my phone and was texting. She may have noticed that my attention was
no longer at her. Then someone came to withdraw money. She had not stamped my teller then. After she settled the genevive
look alike that came to withdraw(believe that at ur own peril ) yes i stoped texting to take a glimpse!

Like a Flash the cashier opened her multicoloured teeth to say that the money I gave her was short with #7,000 Hian! I was like, is this a joke?? I faced her squarely this time. This time I noticed she was from my tribe [yes u guessed right! Igbo kwenu] . With this thick Ngwa accent. I immediately switched to the language I understood better, Igbo with her and demanded to see her manager. I noticed her teeth jittering, her hands shaking involuntarily. On one thought
i knew she was up to nogood,so My confidence heightened despicably. Hermanager came in, a man roughly 45, stout and with a complexion not far from Coke
and fanta.He came, with his obvious fakery of an American accent. He tried to defend his employee whom I had guessed
by their countenance had something in secret[lol,just saying]. Hmmmmm This man kept talking and made meaningless reference to their past clients,(my mind no even dey there sef, my
own be say make that thief thief cashierreturn my money). After all said and nothing done,the cashier decided to waste my time further
by claiming to want to balance her account for the day. Lol,for my mind this girl no even know me.
I quietly positioned my head and
continued watching the documentary playing on ttheir television. A little less than 30 minutes she then told me that everything was okay. She stamped my teller and allowed me to go.(She for no live me nau).
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Forgive my Long Epistle o. This goes to
show
how much of a defalcator some Nigerian
Bankers are...

btw,forgive any typo error u
may come across i don't know where to post this pls send to the appropraite section.

#u can share an ecounter if u have hadany before
Cc;lalasticlala
tosyn2much
ishilove

Lol...not all of them av met some prudent and decent ones sha.

Hello amiable nairalanders! Had one hell of an experience today at the bank, it got me disappointed and exasperated but at the same time was a funny incident.

On this fateful day! being today (14/1/2016), my mum sent
me to the bank a well known one at that will not mention the name for secuirity purpose tho , with bundles of naira notes well strapped with rubber bands.
This Money had been counted by 2 people before it got to my own hands (I don't make mistakes with money, trust me). The money was something close to the Nigerian 7
digits. I got to the bank safely. I filled my teller, recounted the money. To my own satisfaction the money was complete.The security guard who was just beside the door directed me to the cashier whom I was supposed to trust with the large sums I was
with.

I approached her desk with such intrepidity and valour like a soldier (pun intended).that I have never had before.
looked at her face hahaha. Her eyebrows were
horribly drawn almost extending to her ears, her face looked as if mud was smeared round without mercy. Her numerous acne were bulging out causing her pathetic
lifestyle to reflect on her face without mercy.
To cut the long story short. This particular cashier was far from the word Pulchritude...
I gave her the money, she counted it.
I was satisfied. So I fiddled my hand in my pocket brought out my phone and was texting. She
may have noticed that my attention was no longer at her. Then someone came to withdraw money. She had not stamped my
teller then. After she settled the genevive look alike that came to withdraw(believe that at ur own peril ) yes i stoped texting to take a glimpse.

Like a Flash the cashier opened her multicoloured teeth to say that the money I gave her was short with #7,000 Hian! I was like, is this a joke??
I faced her squarely this time. This time I noticed she was from my tribe [yes u guessed right! Igbo kwenu] . With this thick Ngwa accent. I immediately switched
to the language I understood better, Igbo with her and demanded to see her manager. I noticed her teeth jittering, her
hands shaking involuntarily. On one thought
i knew she was up to nogood,so My confidence heightened despicably. Her manager came in, a man roughly 45, stout and with a complexion not far from Coke and fanta. He came, with his obvious fakery of an American accent. He tried to defend his employee whom I had guessed by their countenance had something in secret[lol,just saying].

Hmmmmm This man kept talking and made meaningless reference to their past clients,(my mind no even dey there sef, my own be say make that thief thief cashier return my money). After all said and nothing done,the
cashier decided to waste my time further by claiming to want to balance her account for the day. Lol,for my mind this girl no even know me.
I quietly positioned my head and continued watching the documentary playing on ttheir
television. A little less than 30 minutes she then told me that everything was okay. She
stamped my teller and allowed me to go.
(She for no live me nau).
.
.
.
Forgive my Long Epistle o. This goes to show
how much of a defalcator some Nigerian Bankers are...btw,forgive any typo error u may come across

#u can share an ecounter if u have had any before

Cc;lalasticlala
tosyn2much
ishilove

southniyikaye:
your own common sense na anus he dey.dead alive swam away whatever the case may be,there are 10 fishes left

ok junior u can play around but stop insulting ur elders got it! Ware.y

From the arrangement of the fishes,common sense indicates that 2 are left! op come and say ssomething

mehn...its all about your connection!
You don't need a prophet to tell you that naija is all about who you know.

Did the make it with Gold dust?
Although its affordable,its plain
waste of money,its better i even
buy the ingredents of the chin
chin and make it maself atleast
that one i will eat till am fill!

They should stop ghosts from tip toeing who im the hide from

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Lmao...u be like this one nobody wan come early today av they forgotten its sunday!