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snowhyt:
hahahaha, don't tell me u were beaten by ur ex? lwkmd

u wont understand they were three and ma ex g.f was bad tempered,and a turnboy she works out and hits the gym always so imagine.

mine was wen i broke up with ma ex who was a cultist and dated her best friend..she beat and destroyed ma phone.that time if u are using lumia u would regarded as a big boy on campus

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lmao...that guy is a disgrace to men o, whatsup with his thinking faculty

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picshure and i stil dont believe hmm..if u enter lecturers trap eh u go know say life no dy two types.

if she ask u what are we now? u simply reply we are, nothing but pencils in the hands of the creator. shikinah

princeogbeide1:
wow" 32 points" all for boys alone. this is the tread with the longest point in Nairaland. I don't think you can type this with your bear hands.

no how can i use bear hands,i used all kind of hands even lions hands and as many u can think of.

Missmossy:
Hmmm its all about the guys this time ;

lol...thats how the spirit is leading us this time around

yorex2011:
Post too long.. From the little i read.. I generalized that it was crap tho

yea u are wright so get the flunk off :p

wondering why that relationship ain't working out well with Ur b.f?? its something in evitable for conflicts and misunderstandings to be present in relationships, but who knows this tips might help u not to lose Ur guy to the cold hands of smatter chicks. without much ado like tosyn2much will say,here the are.do them and thank me later.add urs also.

1. You Gotta Stay Away From
His Internet Search History
You can’t handle it. It’s more or less the same
for every guy, so don’t think he’s a perv or
anything. But if you go browsing where he’s
been, you’ll regret it. There are some things you
can’t unsee.

2. You Can’t Change Him
I know that you know this intellectually, but on
some level, you may still think you can pull it off.
You can’t. And if you do manage to get it done,
he’ll figure it out and resent you for it. Love him
the way he is or not at all.

3. You Shouldn’t Take It
Personally When He Checks
Out Other Women
Unless he’s leering and drooling, just let it slide.
It’s a reflex and he can’t help it. Just let it slide.

4. He Will Choose His Friends
Over You
They’ve been with him for way longer than you
have, and no matter how much he loves the
regular sex, he’ll sacrifice it if you’re trying to delete
his buddies from his life.

5. Never Criticize His Mother
If he wants to do it, and you commiserate with
him, that’s fine. But if you’re the one who brings
it up, watch the Bleep out. Odds are, there are
qualities she has that he sees in you, so try to
figure out what those are and relate to her on
that level.

6. You Have To Let Shit Go
You’ll have a lot of fights over the course of the
relationship, but when they’re over, they really
need to be over. Throwing old arguments back
in his face will lead to loss of trust and ultimately
change how he feels about you.

7. Don’t Ask Questions You
Don’t Want To Know The
Answers To
Hey, he’s got a history and so do you. If you
love him for who he is now, don’t worry so
much about the steps he took to get there.

8. You Can’t Bombard Him
The Second He Walks In The
Door
He knows you want to talk about what that bitch
said to you at work today or your plans to
redecorate the bedroom, but for god’s sake, let
him have a beer and stare at the TV for at least
half an hour first.

10. He’s Jealous Of All Your
Straight Guy Friends
Bitch about him to the girls all you want, but if
you’re confiding things to other men and he
finds out about it, he’s going to get jealous.
Sorry to break it to you, but he wants to be the
only man in your life.

11. He Notices When You
Don’t Wear The Jewelry He
Bought You
If you don’t like it, for Christ’s sake, say so and
let him try again. It seems ungrateful when you
wear it once and then he never sees it again.
12 .He Wants You To Need
Him
Sure, you’re an independent lady and he likes
that. But he also wants to feel useful. So let him
change a light bulb and open pickle jars for you.
It boosts his self-esteem.

13. You’ve Got To Watch Your
Weight
Oh shit, did I really say that? Well, it’s true. Just
because you landed him doesn’t mean you can
eat whatever you want and stop going to the
gym (and to be fair, neither can he).

14. If You’ve Been Living
Together For Longer Than
Three Years, He’s Not Going
To Marry You
At that point, he already considers himself
married, and the idea of a wedding is more of a
hassle than the special day it is to you. You can
try to force him into it if you want, but…

15. Ultimatums Do NOT Work
Any time you try to force a guy to do anything,
he WILL resent you for it. Try an honest talk
about how you feel and what you want out of the
relationship before you give him an “either/or.”

16. He Knows When You’re
Lying To Him
He might not even be sure what you’re lying
about, but he knows when you’re not being
honest. Better come clean, or his head will fill up
with worst-case scenarios..

17. He Wants You To Like
What He Likes
Whether it’s movies, sports or hobbies, he wants
you to enjoy those things with him. Even if it’s
not your thing, try to have fun with the fact that
it makes him happy.

18. He Thought You Looked
Good In That First Outfit
The more you change clothes before you go out,
the more impatient he gets. After the second
one, he doesn’t care anymore. Just pick one and
let’s go!

19. You Need To Tell Him
Exactly What You Want
Don’t make him guess, because he’ll pick
wrong. And don’t be vague about it either. If you
want something, just say it straight out. Odds
are, he’ll give it to you.

20. You Should Never Flirt
With His Friend
I know I said earlier that he wants to bang your
friends, so this might seem like a double
standard, but it’s true. He’ll think you’re fucking
with him—or worse, that you’re actually attracted
to one of his buddies. Don’t risk ruining his
friendships or there will be bad times ahead.

21. He Wants You To Be His
Muse
Behind every great man is a great woman. And
of course you can have your own hopes and
dreams, but he needs you help and inspire him
to achieve his.

22. Save The Big Piece Of
Chicken For Him
He works hard, he doesn’t complain much. He
deserves it (thanks to Chris Rock for that one).

23. He Doesn’t Want To Hear
About Your Sexual Past
If you feel the need to give him a number, fine,
but don’t get into what you did with whom, no
matter how much he asks. I promise you, he
doesn’t want to know.

24. He Wants To Be The Best
Lover You’ve Ever Had
And if he’s the love of your life, he probably is.
But if he’s not, just lie to him.

25. If He Cheats On You Once,
He’ll Do It Again
Even if he apologizes and honestly regrets it, if
you let him get away with it, it WILL happen
again.

26. You Should Let Him Win
Sometimes
Men hate it when you’re better at them at what
they love. He has a fragile ego, and sorry, but
you need you to cater to it sometimes. If you
throw a game and he gloats, though, all bets are
off.

27. He Needs Quiet
Sometimes
You don’t have to fill the silence with pointless
chatter and small talk. If you’re comfortable
together, you should be able to just shut the Bleep
up every once in a while.

28. You Should Compliment
Him More
Hey, women aren’t the only ones who like
compliments. Tell him he looks good, tell him
he’s smart, whatever. He needs to hear that shit
every once in a while.

29. You Don’t Always Have To
Be Right
Hey, if it’s worth it, then just dig your heels in
and fight to your dying breath. But sometimes,
he just wants his opinion validated and you don’t
have to contradict him just because you see
things differently

30. Make Sure You Look Just
As Good When You Go Out
With Him As When You Go
Out With The Girls
We all get lazy after a while when we don’t have
to impress anyone anymore. But if you’re all
sweats and T-shirts when it’s just the two of you
and you’re smoking hot when you’re going out
without him, he’s going to wonder who you’re
doing that for.

31. He’s Not Your Dad
For all you princesses out there. Yes, he’s
supposed to take care of you, but it’s not in the
same way. You’re a grown woman, for Christ’s
sake. Learn the difference between a father and a
partner

32. You’re Not His Mother
If you’re always picking up after him and
washing his dishes, he’s got some growing up
to do. Don’t play into his Freudian fantasy.

*air Ur own views

*bashiñgg is allowed

midolian:
Good..I respect your response

no probs bro

kristen12:
Worn out zip

lol...i know that feeling

midolian:
not funny @ all..A time will soon come that you guyz will regret giving Mbaka a bad name.

i never said he is bad o but the story line of what happened proves other wise.who am i to judge ma fellow man

op have u heard this song

This Hoes ain't loyal.
Ma bro she wan get chance the milk u like cow oooo.

i have nothing to say than MbAkA why??

some will go as far as asking,do u have a boy friend

If the see a pics of her friend on her d.p,the will request for her number.

what are ur parent occupation,like seriously? Ogbeni

happy sunday ma fellow nairalanders.

every one would agree with me that embarassments,disgrace and disappointment are something we all detest, and wouldn't wish to come our way but,

like the popular adage says if wishes were horses beggers would ride. that is to say that one of the aforementioned, is something that happens at any given time or day and is in evitable and this tends to ruin that perfect ataraxia u where hoping for.

Mine was today in church, when the pastor was addressing the issue of praise team members whom always stay outside the church during sermon, and only come in when there services are needed he went as far as calling ma name o. Chai i was guilty as charged tho,

but baba u ma check am na pastor use u do bad example choi...i felt like fainting at that instance and come see the sister wey the give me green light o, me and her come jam.which kinda tin be this na but i said to ma self it is well, all na correction sha i will have to learn from it.

Keep the ball rolling add urs it musn't be a church event u can add any of ur choice..

It Maybe a fucntion u attended,at work,class/school or even amongst ur friends or in church if u wish.

In 9ices voice lets GO THERE!

it gives me joy seeing this kinda topic it shows there are still people with sanity..nice post

chai deris God ooo

op,nice post but in a typical naija babes eye, every thing highlighted in the list is.

Money
money
money
money in davido's voice the be like owo ni koko

emrain:
so that the doctor can pluck out his eyes or what?

u are entitled to ur opinion bro what ever u think is ur ish.

funarosho:
can't someone use gionee battery for techno

u cant use it the ba3 of gionee is bigger than that of techno in terms of size

lwkmd...sowie, did i hear u say u've got female CRUSH!!! Are the human beings or from the underworld? Chai as i see ur pics i know say my neigbour amos get hope lmao chai..

*runs to amos house to show him pics*

its a sin to watch porn because it corrupts the heart and make u lust which is a sin.

SAY NO TO PORN

SAY NO TO PrE-mARITAL sexxx.

Every where sex gosh what is this generation turning to?? sex na fooood?.

Well threaten him about leaving the relationship that will do.if it persists go see ur doctor

thanks for the heads up if u use gionee m2 eh the battery is something else its 5% is techno's 30%