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life indeed is funny the feet u trample upon while going up might be attached to the ass u will kiss one day in future.

converted the amount he rented the yacht and I was speechless this can charge a whole village in naija o.800,000,000million naira

very perfect. definition

#team education

Profcamsey:
The first time it was biochem, I wasn't happy. I was like wot the Bleep! The 2nd time, i was sad, crop n soil science of all things. The third was biological science, not moved. The last 1 medicine, I was happy, thanked God but wasnt that amazed.

lucky you...so u stayed at home for 3years.

Thewhizzkid1:
When I checked, I jumped up immediately with d intention of running(and shouting) to tell my parents about it...Immediately I turned, my eyed gazed straight to the wall clock( it was 11:00pm) . I felt quite angry..I had to wait till d next day b4 I break d gud news to my parents..Anyway, dat didn't stop me from shouting... I shouted so loud(YES!! YES!! YES!!) but only to d hearing of myself and my junior sister who was in d sitting room with me..I sang and danced afterwards.......If I had checked mine in d daytime, I would have run round our house..... There is so much happiness that comes with one gaining admission to read one's desired course...

Lol....Funny indeed

i know this kind of thread must have been viral on nairaland but never the less,i just want to know how u reacted when you got admission as this is one big step in life.i opened jamb portal yesterday and after inputting ma reg number I saw that I and ma twin was admitted to u.j I was very shocked and dumbfounded that I couldn't move for quite some minutes I couldn't do anything but to start crying and giving God thanks...I would love to know how nairalanders that Gained admission this year reacted when the discoved that the got admission..don't spoil the fun share urs.

f.p tins on point really motivational nice one bro

hmm...find this hard to believe smell liessss...why would unijos be in in the 14th position op...I don't trust this list ooo.

nice one op more.

Nigeria is a developing country and I assure u one day we will get to great standard good things don't coke easily but trust me wen I say one day every thing will be fine.long live Nigeria long #Team Nigeria will be great some day.

Idrismusty97:
1.That Ebola didn't spread so rapidly like in Liberia or Sierra lone....We haven't even finish with boko haram.

2. Our rising economic prowess and reputation in the global stage. It may not reflect in the life of an average man but in due time it wil! As soon as we have the right government.

3. A competent opposition party have emerge after 15 years of enslavement by the ruling party. Even if they don't win they will always keep the lazy bum of the inept government at work. They will always be there to point out critical failures of this government.

4. ……………………………

5. ……………………………

nice one bro good points that's how we roll.

# IndependenceMonday
What are the five(5) things you are thankful for in
Nigeria right now?
no matter the kind of hatred you have for your country at least there must be somethings u like and thankful for because of your country.it mustn't be 5but u can at least just state even if it is one thing u like.as for me mine are
1,fight against terrorism
2,maintenance of peaceful co existence.
3,infrastructure development
4,economic standards and

5,good standard of living at least compared to other African countries

it depends on u location in east the charge much like 17 to 30 k but I a sure u the will give u the best...

how did u celebrate today's independence

sniffs...smells lies...walks out of thread call me wen u av a strong evidence

Jj222: Oh boy what is dis?

what does it looks like

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I have been reading many threads on naira land.some talks about dark handsome guys some about guys with gap tooths buy haven't really seen any talking about guys who love glasses.when I talk about eye glass I mean the fancy types we see every now and then and not the one u see with h.o.d.Lol....some people fashion can't be completed without eye glasses and u can agree with mW that some people look good while putting them on.here is a chance to show case urs don't spoil the fun.

I rep jTown

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me again

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hhml

here is mine am not DAT handsome though so no need to laugh me

go to a cafe they will do all the necessary registration or u can come to the school for the registration its trusted

Rehil: Tanx alot.

welcome

[04 Jul 14] :: 2014 POST-UTME SCREENING EXERCISE
UNIVERSITY OF JOS, JOS – NIGERIA
Office of the Registrar
2014 POST-UTME SCREENING EXERCISE
University of Jos hereby invites candidates to participate in the Computer Based
Post-UTME Screening Exercise for the 2014/2015 Academic Session. Each candidate
shall, on registration, be scheduled for the screening as from Monday, 14th to
Saturday, 19th July, 2014.
The University website www.unijos.edu.ng will be
opened from 30th June to 19th July, 2014 for the online
registration of candidates who have chosen the University of Jos as their choice.
A. Eligibility
All candidates who made the University of Jos their choice and also scored 180
marks and above in the
2014 UTME JAMB examination.
B. Venue: Multipurpose Auditorium, Bauchi Road Campus, University of Jos, Jos.
Time: The computer based screening shall
commence at 8:00am daily.
C. General Instructions
(i) Candidates are expected to be at the screening
centre, one hour before the scheduled time allotted to
them.
(ii) Any candidate who fails to come for the screening exercise will automatically
forfeit the chance of being considered for admission.
(iii) Withholding information or provision of wrong information will lead to instant
disqualification.
(iv) Candidates are strongly advised not to come to the screening centre with any
electronic device such as GSM Phones, iPods, iPads, bags, etc., as these items will
not be allowed inside the screening hall.
(v) Parents, Guardians and other unauthorised
persons are not allowed within the screening venue during the Post-UTME screening.
(vi) The University of Jos does not condone any form of examination malpractice.
Offenders shall be handed over to the law enforcement agents for prosecution in
addition to being disqualified.
D. The Scheduling of the screening is as follows:
(i) Monday, 14th & Tuesday, 15th July, 2014 – For candidates who applied for
courses in the Faculties of: Medical Sciences, Pharmaceutical Sciences, Natural
Sciences, Environmental Sciences, Education Sciences & Technology/Rehabilitation
Sciences. The following subjects will be examined: English Language, Mathematics,
Biology, Physics & Chemistry.
(ii) Wednesday, 16th & Thursday, 17th July, 2014 - For candidates who applied for
courses in the Faculties of: Social Sciences, Management Sciences & Education
Social Sciences/Management Sciences. The following subjects will be examined:
English Language, Mathematics, Economics & Government.
(iii) Friday, 18th & Saturday, 19th July, 2014 – For candidates who applied for
courses in the Faculties of Law, Arts & Education Arts. The following subjects will be
examined: English Language, History & Government.
The results of the Post-UTME screening will be available on the University of Jos
website: www.unijos.edu.ng on Wednesday 23rd July, 2014.
E. Specific Instructions
(i) Each candidate shall pay a non-refundable fee of Two Thousand Naira (N2,000.00)
only for the screening and for accessing their results.
Payment shall be made online at the University of Jos website by using ATM (Verve
& MasterCard) cards of any bank enabled for web-based payment.
(ii) Thereafter, a receipt number and a confirmation order number will be issued for
online registration.
(iii) Log on to www.unijos.edu.ng for the registration procedures and proceed with
registration.
(iv) Registration for the Post-UTME screening is only concluded when the scheduling
of the venue, date and time of the test is automatically generated for each candidate.
(v) Candidates should print out the schedule slip which must be brought along for
the screening exercise.
(vi) Candidates are to come to the venue with copies of their JAMB result slip and the
schedule slip only.
(vii) ALL ENQUIRIES SHOULD BE SENT TO admissions@unijos.edu.ng
(viii) A demonstration of the computer based test is available on the University of Jos
website:
www.unijos.edu.ng
Signed
Registrar
University of Jos

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angel TI: Mine were;
-Picking my nose continuosly
-Biting my fingernails as if na food
-Smelling where a stanger to our house sat to know whether the person farted or not

etc

lol.i did dat too o.

Lol...