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Babe, I got same. invite with exact time, date n venue.
I No little to nothing about the coy.
I know its marketing though.

Where is that flolancracker idiot?, I'm pretty Sure it was your useless post that made me hover around my bed. Why not find something productive doing, rather than find flaws in the wrong places. I had to take the pain of skimming through your topics and posts, to my dissappointment they were all as dumb and lame as you are.

flolancracker: Well, they didn't have a good teacher too.

I can't imagine the extent of stupidity you just potrayed. I also want to commend your utterly foolishness! kip it up.
is that the only line (word) you could correct?
stewpeed being!

Kachisbarbie: Lol, they were bigger than these 1s d op posted sha, it was free education...so I had grown as$ men struggling with beards in my class.
Very serious, @ 1st I was really pissed, but they were sooo much in the class like 100+ students and I was taking 3arms.
So I couldn't even detect which arm the letters came from...had to give up and laugh over it.
1 student once wrote, 'madam show me ur bumbum' ....hahahahaha
Another one wrote 'beautiful onyinye' musical lyrics for me...

lols...those south-south boys get mind o!
I was in wafi area(Warri), I No Wetin I face there!
Thank God you weren't hurt afterall!

Kachisbarbie: Lol, maybe o...bc they were always buying me gifts, calling me , I go give them assignment to be submitted on foolscap sheet, they go write love letter instead of the assignment....

I just tire for those children sha, but I loved them a lot.
I didn't even want to leave, but I had to.

nawa o, are you serious?

Kachisbarbie: Heyaaa, and their school uniform is fine o..but where you hustle this kind pic come from?

I don't think being intelligent is totally a function of the amenities, though it's very important...

During my service year in AKS, the students i taught had really good environment and all that, but I couldn't lay my hand on what was their problem...

-very unserious and dull set.
-some of them couldn't even wait for school to close, so they can go and sell in the market. The school dismisses by 2pm, by 1pm they are already lurking around the gate.

It wasn't easy grooming a few, @least to show the Ministry of Edu and Sec Sch Edu board as @when due that am doing something.

I can't Help but quote dis damsel, your beauty inspires me. No offence, but can We revisit your spinster phase of life??
@Op, hmmm dnt mind me o! I'm only tryin my luck...
the School I served is worst than what you displayed.

prettiest1: $12.5

you are still cumming up!
add more atrocities to join our league pls,
Try 6 n 12!

CFCfan: this one can break an old plastic chair!!
Damn

my broda, I tell you ehh!
sum of dis yanshes ehh! ...Az in,! You b guy nw, I trust you understnd my feelins.

Guidette: $59.50. I have a fun life.

O baby!, I tink say u neva sabi o! Chaiii!

jobsat34: just about to commit anoda atrocity, i will add up all when i m thru wit my landlord daughter.. Brb

ashewo!

ignis: Just $29

feed US with the break down pls...l

I prefer big n rigid/firm!
call it undertaker.

dytbabe: Has idowuogbo been here?

who da hell is He,
why shuld I/We care!

heatmeup: must u comment on my username? what were u expecting to flash u my butt? keep waiting

I wouldn't mind o!
See You, I'm Sure you can't find joke in your dic.

heatmeup: nairaland is funny sha. that's y i love this forum

shey you av land here again abi...?
Oya what is your 1kobo contribution.
this your UserName sef!

Wetin this One they talk...nt again.
To-whom-brain-is-giving-sense-is-expected.

Xenaf: #Twerking

really!

B.Sc. Pure/Applied Mathematics
any teaching POSITION for me @Op...Lagos n Abuja

eldega: You will receive it through FedEx or DHL

take it easy on him na! it was a harmless question.
my 1kobo!

The Federal Govt. gave #10 billion, Tony Elumelu foundation Landed a whooping #2.5bn, As usual the Richest Dude (Aliko Dangote) rained #1 billion, Former CEO of Zenith bnk Jim Ovia also donated a whooping #1 billion, Chiaman of the VSF and Chiaman North Atlantic Oil T.Y danjuma -$10 million (1.7 billion).
The fund raising was characterized by splashing of millions and billions, it got to a point that if you had anything less than #1 billion your ovation will be embarrasing!
other group donors includes:
Oil sector-#17 billion
Bankin sector- #15 billion
36 States + fct- #3.7 billion
Communications/Technology - #500 million (poorest donors)- thieves, Ole! ( Mtn, Glo, Etisalat, visafone, Airtel,Tecno e.t.c)
and lots more...
Total figure for the evening stood at #60.05 billion

make ur self comfy, I'll b bk in a jiffy.
by the way nice to meet you Maureen.
I'm Gabzz.

<<<<Breaking News>>>>
The presidency has whispered a huge sums to be dished out on this gals. Serious money I tell You.
***Abeg who know her family house for Delta State?***
I hear she was searching FOR a gud husband!
I no mind her flat chest.

lullaby89: It isn't just u, many think the same way too, even I....

babe, I swear I v sent lyk 1000 APPLICATIONs I neva see evn "not qualified" Mail.
but I stil don't think I'm nt qualified. Cos I'v tried other JOB boards.

Solumtoya: Really good question, bro. I answered about 45 out of the 56 well and was almost sure they were all correct. I didn't have time to guess through the rest, I should have as I heard they don't do negative marking. I scored 62.5. I have no idea how they scored it.
The secrets to solving many questions correctly are: Pre-information(knowing what to expect), practice(a lot of practice so you'd increase speed) and prayer(God is actually the main factor cos I don't see myself being amongst the top 30 of 7000 who wrote this test yet I was called).
I hope this helped anybody.

bros o!
u don't get my point.
I didn't finish 50% in all sections.
pls do help me wt a practice materials. pls help mi broda. I don tire to dey write applied test.
dragnet n any oda past quest.
alwayzgab@gmail.com
thanks in anticipation.

XerXesNG: Thanks Yokiti.

I just dey hear my name up n down...
which crime I commit @ Oga yokiti

Bruscan: Thank you for your interest. As mentioned in my introduction post, these scholarships are offered directly by the colleges and universities in the United States. And some of them are full scholarships based on merit, while others are partial scholarships. Merit scholarships are those scholarships that are awarded to students based on academic merit or performance without regard to financial need. Colleges determine eligibility based on a combination of academic grades, SAT scores, GRE, GMAT, ACT, essays, etc. These types of scholarships are offered directly by universities and colleges and many do not need separate application.

I would like to know what course you're interested in pursuing, as this will enable me to provide you with list of scholarships.

Best,

--Bruscan

I'll lyk to study Financial Mathematics, Operations Research, Fluid dynamics any1.
I. av a B.sc in pure n applied Mathematics

IYANGBALI: as if virgin men no dey naija again,see us boku for nairaland,seun osewa is a virgin

[color=#990000][quote author=IYANGBALI]Nasoo, u sabi jare!
see US anyhow

masters things,
so Oga OP, tell US the nature n package of d grant.
I'm interested in a full scholarship pls.

this extremists na wa o!
So even the babes wan phuck 72 Virgin Men. SMH.
Pathetic!