₦airaland Forum

Jesus Christ....may their souls find rest..

Haben1:
I dey flex mine for two weeks unlimited, and I did 1day sub, so go die

Guy remember me too o, show me the way pls. Hala at ur boy pls. Tanx

afolabi1992:
If you have a corrupt or damaged memory which you tried to format and it keeps replying you with WINDOWS CAN’T FORMAT DISK and you wish to repair it, kindly follow the following steps:-
Insert the corrupted memory card into a card reader, and then connect the card reader to the computer.
Open RUN on your computer (to open RUN click on the “start” icon and enter “search for program” then type in RUN.
After opening RUN type in “CMD” in the provided text box.
After that, type in “DISKPART”.
Type in “LIST DISK”.
Type in “SELECT DISK 1”.
Type in “CLEAN”.
Type in “CREATE PARTITION PRIMARY”.
Type in “ACTIVE”.
Type in “SELECT PARTITION 1”.
Lastly type in “FORMAT FS=FAT32”.
NOTE: YOU SHOULD WAIT FOR 30 MINUTES FOR IT TO FINISH LOADING 1 -100%
After finishing this process remove your card reader from the computer USB port and also remove the SD card from the card reader……..that’s all.
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sources: http://www.mokoshalb.com/2015/07/how-to-repair-damaged-or-corrupted-sd.html

All the type in should be in capital letters right like u did above right ? Nice job bro..I for one really appreciate this.

zicky:
Nairaland disease don infect me. Twale baba

I greet u boss...try defeat nairaland infection.

zicky:
Mumu, Dullard, Clueless where u see naija police 4 the write up, ur hand dy scratch u to type u no go read before you use ur leprosy hand type nonsense.

For ur mind now u go tink say u get punchlines like that o, u want use me impress other nairalanders abi...anyway wise men say don't argue with a fool cos people from distance won't know who is who...so make I just jega-ed u . #mrperfecto.

I like the relationship that exist btw pmb and vpyo. They seems to be serious and business minded at same time have nigerians in mind unlike gej and sambo who are clueless and lack public swag and respect. Imagine the welcome reception for buhari at G8 summit, USA, AU summit at SA and now cameron...with these men I can feel it nigeria gonna be great again make my words.

Georgekyrian:
Nyra my clutch..

No be only clutch , she be ur break and throttle pedal also.

All works (bribe collection) and no play (grooving ,flexing) make naija police dull people ...beside them too na human being na....op abi u tink say na u alone they do grooving for ?

Mznaett:
Are u really intending a joke or an insult to Naija ladies?




Instead of u guyz 2be proud of what u have mtcheew

lol


Abeg make una go use dat rope 4 una back yard tie una neck jor if d tin pain una like dat mtcheew

Imagine ur comment , that's why una no get sense. Proud of u girls ? Notin to proud of u girls at all.

Mznaett:
Are u really intending a joke or an insult to Naija ladies?




Instead of u guyz 2be proud of what u have mtcheew

lol


Abeg make una go use dat rope 4 una back yard tie una neck jor if d tin pain una like dat mtcheew

Imagine ur comment , that's why una no get sense.

dmjinc:
Strictly business

Exactly..strictly business of God.

Pangea:
A classical wailing write up!

Igbos and double speak,
Igbos who like to reap where they did not sow,
Igbos who wants Biafra and at the same time juicy positions in government.
Igbos who are busy berating and fighting everybody and at the same time wants everybody to stand by them.
Igbos this and igbos that.
You lot better make up your mind and stop dancing and jumping about like an headless chicken in the market place.
If you want to play opposition, play opposition!
If you want to join the government , then join the government.
You can't do the two at the same time!

In the last government when Jonathan was busy short changing the yorubas, we took it in the chin and play the opposition.
We built coalition to change the government.
Can't the igbos do the same instead of wanting everything to be handed to them on a platter.

Bar man bring all the origin for my blooda here...ori e wan gbe .....

jay2pee:
igbos re d pillars of Nigeria, but Nigerians don't know that

U mean kano pillars FC or wich useless pillar re u talking abt...pillars ko decking ni .

Chiaka:
My main issue is that yorubas are always aiding the north to be in power as long as this continues we can hardly achieve true federalism, north likes to grab power in order to maintain the current imbalance and injustice in the system and this move continues to drag the country backward and not forward.

u guys are not trustworthy at all, the northerners are far better in assisting than u igbos. U guys got no RESPECT and ATTITUDE , funny enuf that make u guys tink wrongly that u re superior to other tribes,some of u behave like Retards, no offense just been factual. Now no tribe is pulling any tribe backward, the north may not have much but the li2 they contribute is sometin. Our major prob is our constitution, to me a lot of tinz isn't right in it.....then Left to me I'll even like u igbos to go to una biafra. Plenty tribal crisis await u all , u guys that don't genuinely love one another.

Can u imagine ? Nice one NA. #neveragain

Can u imagine, same tompolo tanoids said buhari is afraid of....tanoids forget tompolo is not a fool like them, he got wealth he want to enjoy so no need to cause wahala for same govt he supported before election cos him too want #Change.

clevadani:
When there's good leadership, things fall in place

Exactly

Abegi the ansa is the ansa Jare....we re talking money u re asking nonsense.

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Comment Below

Hala at me then , but ain't no capable in ph anymore?

Dklef:
MY CHAT WITH A WHITE GIRL :
.
.
Me: Hey. . .

. . .She: hey,hi

. . .Me: cool.how are u?

. . .She: I'm good and u?

. . .Me: I'm good too.kindly tell me about
yourself

. . .She: uhmmm,ok.I'm Vivian Craig,from
the United
States, I'm the only daughter.Still in high
school.Like skating,spongeb ob, dancing,and drawing. Uhm,i'll
stop there.Anything else,feel free to ask
me
.
.

MY CHATS WITH A KENYAN GIRL .

.

.
Me : hello rhonda

. . . She : hi! It's been a while!

. . .Me : I'm sorry,I've just been busy..work
and everything

. . .She : awwwwn,poor dear,i
understand.hope you are ok?

. . .Me : yes dear,i am..how's life in Nairobi?

. . .She : so so fast and noisy..everyone 's hustling.i just
resumed school.how's lagos?
.
.
.

MY CHATS WITH A NIGERIAN GIRL : .

.

.
Me: Hello

. . . She: I

. . .Me: uhm,ok..how are you?

. . .She: 5n

. . .Me: how's your day going?

. . .She: (after 15mins) 5n

. . .Me: Please,kindly tell me about yourself

. . .She: Y?

. . .Me: nothing much dear,just want to
know you better

. . .She: check my profile

. . .Me: seriously??

. . .She: kk
.
.
..Idiots

Op don't u no nigeria girls are so daft , foolishh , unreasonable, stupidd , useless and so empty minded when e come to chatting or relating online as if u want kidnap them...only few are interactive and that few sef end up been so daft , foolishh , unreasonable, stupidd , useless and so empty minded.

tobtap:
....he is the KING

No he's papa ajasco.

Obijulius:
The Fear of Tompoloh.



Masturbaters will soon start crying.

When a man does the right tin u call it fear, I bow for ur reasoning o. U tink if the wahala u seek for start in niger delta e go reach where buhari dey, na the people of niger delta go suffer am most. Last time I checked sef tompolo no be god that u tend to hype him dis much..him too has his own limit guy. He tompolo too is wise he got illegal wealth to enjoy so him too don't pray for wahala. More so I tink he's a supporter of buhari govt.

Pdp mumu o , asking stupid question on behalf of the worst ever unconstitutional first lady who speaks her own invented English. Million dey hungry they no ask why on their behalf o na nonsense woman they de ask.

Shekau1:
Nawa o

Na obama they go meet not chinkos, moreso they got secretary each. So y d ish now?

fellowbeing:
I will kill myself on Wednesday if am not able to sort this out. I'm tired of this life even though people around believe all is well with me.

I am a 23 year old undergraduate of University of Ilorin. I am a spill over student due for graduation last year. I had 2 courses for first semester and 5 courses for second semester, including project. I really tried my best this year, so that I can graduate. The trauma, depression, studying with my juniors, O God, after stressing myself reading day and night, preparing hard and settling project issues, just to discover that I failed 2 courses in second semester. I will now splash, not again.

I am pressing some buttons IF the courses can be waved. I discovered that I failed the two on friday after checking my results at the level adviser's office.

How will I inform my parents? I don't have a choice than to just end this if nothing can be done before Wednesday evening.

The pressure is just too much. I am the first born of my parent. They are expecting the good news not the splash news again, not after supporting me for a year.

Guy calm down...u tink say ur fada farm is big that's because u never see another person fada farm......u better don't add problem to ur family by trying to kill ursef. Let ur parents no now before anytin serious happen....it is well I wish and hope they come out waved. Takia

vfactor:
Can we have ur contact please! It's not the end of the world! The outcome of your life doesn't depend on your university result! Think about your parents and how they'd feel. Surely they would prefer the news of a spill over than suicide!

Well spoken bro. Kudos.

kamair237:
Hmmmm he don try him own...
But I no see d humour in it...

Same here bro..didn't see anytin hilarious in it, not even a smile from my face. Happy Sunday bro.

Ventura1:
Justice should take its full cause.

#Gbam

Jesus Christ...kai may his soul find rest....I have always said it that these trailers should be moving at night only from 10PM to 6am ...its becoming too much. Funny enough the drivers most time won't even be hurt talkless of to die.

myrao:
she looks pretty still

Tah maybe for ur eye o...but for me she aint pretty like before again Jor.