₦airaland Forum

pyyxxaro:
May God protect us from accidents and anything that would bring sorrow to our families IJN Amen


See as the Container laminate / photocopy the innocent Jetta

Amen in Jesus Name.

calebo101:
We've always known the "change" is a mirage. An illusion. Buhari will do nothing because he can't!

Too many moral burdens on him that he's totally incapacitated. Beginning from his sponsors to his party members to his navigator. Corruption is all around him.

And as long as we still practice same messed up judiciary system then there's nothing he can do. The fools actually thought Buhari will decree and it will come into existence . The man has no supreme military council to speed up decisions for him like in 1980s. Moreover he's an illiterate and a core one at that.

Smh

shizzy7:
Just win the WORLD CUP that's all I want to hear....

Keep dreaming you hear ? You no even say semifinals target you dey say to win world cup, where him and his boys want pass take win am ?

Firefire:
Too much talk with no action...

Oga calm down Jare...Good tinz isn't gotten immediately,its take time, like you no Rome wasn't built in a day...buhari is taking his time carefully to do well , am sure you will be the one to praise him later after we re enjoying the dividends of his govt later except you naturally don't like good tinz

pyyxxaro:
Na who do NYSC naim graduate



U go surprise, Four years after e neva still serve

Funny but so true... Especially with some sch that's so careless with exams papers...later you fit dey hear missing script as if the paper get legs to walka commot .

Yustash001:
The slowest University in the whole world..

That was then not now..cos The present VC knows how to run a university that's if the witches and wizards allow him...

Lescott7:
Eksuites and the night class belief,Eksuites read and proud to be one...Typing from LT art

How's that school now bro.? I graduated from agric faculty in 2011. Read two students was expelled for exams malpractice is that true ?

starlingslimnet:
First of all, what do you mean by innocenceWhat will you gain by exposing him?

Fulfillment

kestolove95:
ok..I no sabi dat one sha..na d one wey I dey use wicked ma bobo I knw

Wicked ur bobo how ?

kestolove95:
Aside from sex...its used as energy booster..people dat engage in hard works use it to work without feeling tired..and its ml range from 120, 200 and 400

There's 50 and 100ml also....

tinybodyMary:
So Omawumi, stormrex and yemi alade r prettier dan Chidinma? I throw yansh fr u

Chidinma is facially pretty, but height wise ? She isn't there at all....some are facially fine too but some body structure is like octopus shape. Yemi alade is facially , boob and yansh wise pretty...don't like her before but heard sometin abt her yday and got to like from then henceforth.

efilefun:
May his soul rest in peace, May we not die untimely

Amen in Jesus name....

GOD PLEASE Bless My hustle too o

atbu1983:
Why South South Nations Won't Join Biafra. South South nations will rather form thier Own Confederation or seperate Nations

Igbo are using the support they gave to Jonathan in 2015 election as blackmail to convert Niger delta struggle to Biafra. This deception will not work. They only supported Jonathan because they got alot of appointments under Jonathan. They are just selfish and greedy people. Niger Delta Struggle is completely different from Biafra agitation. Igbo supported Obasanjo against thier own son and Hero Ojukwu in 2003 election, they should go and claim yoruba instead.

As far as I am concern IGBO, YORUBA and HAUSA are all benefitting from the current system. Afterall an IGBO man Gen Agunyi Ironsi created the Unitary System for Nigeria in 1966 that we are complaining against today. When Isaac Adaka Boro wanted to form Ijaw Nation Republic in 1966 it was Igbo Head of State Gen Agunyi Ironsi that fought him with a 12 days war.

The Igbo claim to be one of us because some south south states were part of the old Eastern region. First of all, eastern region was created by Nigeria for Nigeria convenience. It was not a decision of the nationalities that made up the old eastern region. Secondly before most people forget, today edo and delta state were never at anytime part of eastern region. edo and delta were first Western region later became Midwestern region, then change to Bendel state before becoming edo and delta state today. some tribes speak Yoruba in edo and delta state. why is Yoruba not claiming edo and delta state the way Igbo is claiming rivers and delta states because some people speak ibo in those states?

Igbo may have succeeded in brainwashing some south south people that they are one of us, it is a big lie. They may have succeeded in brainwashing some of us that only hausa and Yoruba is the problem of south south, it is a big lie. They are the same as far as I am concern.

The problem with Igbo is greed, self-entitlement and born to rule, control and exploit mentality. Qatar is smaller than Bayelsa in Population and half d size of Bayelsa state by landmass. Bayelsa is four times the size of Sigapore. if Qatar and Sigapore can be a country, why cant we have an Ijaw nation as a country? Do u think Ijaw people dont want to be like qatar and enjoy thier oil alone like Qatar does? Note: Bayelsa State is d smallest state in the south south by population and second to the last by landmass!!


Below is the size of south south states and south east states. South South is almost 3times the size of south East.
Yet the population of South east is almost 80% of south south population base on 2006 census. But by the time you add igbo who are currently leaving outside south east, you will discover that thier population is more than all the south south put together. More than 90% of the resources (oil, gas, limestones,etc) are in the south south. The whole of South East is landlock with no direct access to the sea or atlantic ocean. but almost all the south south states have direct assess to the sea and atlantic ocean. Some we say they have River Niger. River Niger is not a sea or an ocean for big Ships.

Tell me why South South Nations will want to form a country with south east if they have a choice ? all south east will bring to the table is population and domination? The total oil production from south east is not up to 10% of south south oil production!

If you are the leader of south south nations will you advice them to form a country with south east if they have the option of forming their own country alone? give a sincere answer?

As far as I am concern, as unbrainwashed south south , there is no difference between the Igbo, Yoruba and Hausa. To me, these are three major tribe struggling and fighting for Supiriority. Whenever any of the three is loosing, he shout Marginalization.

During Jonathan govt, the Igbo was gaining and were in control and was happy. The Yoruba were losing and were shouting Marginalization. The hausa/fulani were not happy because they were not fully in control. For the North we can slightly understand because in the 16years of democracy (May 1999 to May 2015) the south ruled 13.3years while the North had just 2.7years

The Igbo don't love south south more than the hausa or Yoruba love us. All the three tribe are all struggling for the control of south south oil. None of the three is better than the other as far as we south south are concern.

The only place south south nationalities agree with Igbo is Nigeria should divide. However while south south clamour for succession is base on lack of true fiscal Federalism, on the other hand, igbo clamour for succession is base on IGBO BORN TO RULE, CONTROL AND EXPLOIT MENTALITY. Igbo make noise and claim d north have born to rule mentality because of Sokoto State former motto of born to rule which they have change. The People with the true born to rule mentality are d Igbo. it is because they are not having thier way that they are complaining and making all d noise all over Nigeria.

But how and why Nigeria will and should divide, what we want and what they want is as different as d distance of the earth to d moon.

South south want thier own freedom. we will support Biafra as Igbo only nation while they should support us to form our own nation or nations. But trying to add us as an appendage to Biafra will never happen.

If south south join Biafra, our individual identities will be wiped out in less than 50years. They will convert every south south nationality to Igbo. And they will so much take charge of the oil and resources with reckless abandon without any regard to d minorities.

LET EVERYONE FORMS HIS OWN NATION. SOUTH SOUTH NATIONS DONT WANT IGBO, YORUBA OR HAUSA IN THIER NATION. WE DONT WANT ANY DOMINANT TRIBE TO CONTROL US IF OR WHEN NIGERIA DIVIDE.

They will argue that there are some igbo in rivers state, delta state and edo state. As far as i am concern Igbo speaking people in south south will join Niger delta republic or confederation. Their are Hausa people in Niger, there are Yoruba people in Benin Republic and Togo, that does not make those yoruba and hausa speaking people in those countries Nigerians.?

The south south nationalities can form a confederation with United Arab Emirate template, where seven different nationalities came together to form a confederation with each nationality having some form of autonomy.

if the south east want to join the confederation they can join. We can't leave nigeria and go and form another normal single country were there is a dominant tribe. That will be moving from frying pan to fire.

Just like the United Ararb emirate asked qatar and behrain to join them, but qatar and behrain choose to form thier individual countries.

What Biafra represent is a single country with a powerful centre where a dominant tribe can control. South south dont want that. If we must fight or struggle for succession, we need a new name like "United State of niger delta" or any other name which clearly shows a union rather than a single country.

We need to set the record straight b4 south south nations make a mistake of south Sudan. It is more than Four years south sudan left
sudan to form thier country. Since that time south sudan has been in War while North Sudan enjoy peace. This was because nations in
south sudan came together to form a single country without ensuring that thier difference in ethnicity was fully discuss. Some
part of south sudan are now feeling marginalized. That is exactly what will happen if Igbo succeed in forcing south south nations into
Biafra. That so called Biafra wont have peace.

For peace to rain let Igbo form Biafra from the Five south east state and let the the six states in south south form a confederation.
Anything outside this will never work.

I do not hate Igbo people. Many of my friends are Igbo. I only hate thier deceit and greed. what is good for the goose is good for the gander.
What we dont want is a dominant tribe simple. If south south join Biafra, that country will be 60% Igbo. How do you think other minorities can compete in that kind of country? Whether we like it or not we both know that Igbo are not diplomatic people by nature. That will lead to complete extinction of other tribe. in less than 50years they will make the whole Biafra Ibo without any consideration.

I dont hate Igbo. But i hate when i know the Biafra they seek is a Biafra with current south south as an appendage to it.

Why cant they support our freedom, and we will support thier freedom. Why do igbo make it look like it is wrong for Niger Delta people to seek thier own freedom outside Biafra? In biafra current south south minority will be like conquered people. God forbid that to happen.



In summary, my point is if Nigeria will divide peacefully by United Nations referendum, south south will not join Biafra. South South will form its own nation/nations. The only way south south and south east will form a single country like Biafra is if Nigeria divide by War because population will be important in size of Army.

My Igbo neighbour may not like this submission, but it is the bitter truth

The ijaws will be The dominate tribe if united state of niger delta is created and do you tink The efiks will want to be part of it ?

Some rugged babes no go mind as long they love you truly they no care ...na some eye lashes , nail fixing and indomie eating babes no go fit

seankay:
six zero gini? Dude is far richer

So you now mean davido don enter 9 zero ? As much as I like The guy I doubt if e go don enter 9zero , well maybe you mean in cefa currency or Zambia useless kwacha right ?

Aint gat one so don't no...

GreenWhiteGreen:
Honestly, they worth it. But we Nigerians don't understand.

Try us we will understand so explain how they worth...you sound like you re a Broda to one of the thief there .... Make they reduce just 30percent they said no ... Greedy fellows

MKO4ever:
If you think our Senators are soo rich, then you need to find out how much Mikel Obi earns
Total number of members==== 469
Total Allowance ==========N8.72b
Average per individual======N18.6m
Annual Wage for Mikel Obi===N1.33b

Mikel earns as much as 17 Senators put together

Is mikel the majority of nigerians ? Few people are enjoying our commonwealth due to one mad man who placed it that way you re now talking abt mikel who's sweating for his pay weda on bench or playing, moreso his paymaster is Chelsea FC and not from our commonwealth....use ur head bro.

ARIZONA123:
The placard people of yoruCOWARDS are it again. Abeg the man should not shiver. The aint gonna do poo. We knw them well.

I can only smh to you and all those in ur class...

BaddieKay:
http://gist.mp3bullet.com/2015/08/17/my-husband-passed-me-around-like-a-s3x-toy-lady-narrates-how-she-was-used-by-her-husband-his-twin/

I really feel sorry for that lady...chai what a life.

egift:
If na play make them stop that kain talk. God will help the President to stay on an complete the restoration of Nigeria on the right track. So that whoever comes next can take it up from there.

Long live the President!
Long live Nigeria!

Amen o

glo to me is the most realistic among them all. dislike mtn with passionate passion when its comes to data issue,esp them telling u its within fair usage. wtf?

Icecomrade:
The guy is just an ass. I am not a fan of Gbenga, I don't even give a shit about him. I find it very annoying when people take to Nairaland to talk thrash without articulating and vetting their thoughts.

I don free jare. I no go even answer am again.

Better bro...such people(foools) will just drag you to their level and beat you up with experience. I call them E-mumu ...na so one talk say because gej accord his predecessors respect that pmb should also accord him respect despite his govt multibillions dollars looting. Can you just imagine? So bro free the dude Jare , he might be one of these indomie generation around who don't no anytin.

Jenny1010:
Most people often think that rape is only when there is an element of force, coercion or threat on the victim. The law says any person who had sexual intercourse with a girl without her consent has committed the offence of Rape. This means having sex with a sleeping or intoxicated girl had amount to rape. Some guys even stupefy a girl's drink in other to have their way. This type of rape is often difficult to prove absent of consent, thereby most girls don't even bother to launch a complain to the police.

My Story ( The trick)

This guy had been asking me out for sometime, yesterday evening I decided to give him a shot. He took me to a nice bar somewhere around town. As we got seated, he ordered for a bottle of alcoholic wine. I told him I don't have a head for alcohol (which is a lie), that a little sip might make me tipsy (big lie), except he will promise to take me home if I get tipsy. He promised me that he will take me home. As we got drinking, this dude keep telling me how much he love me and want me to be the mother of his unborn kids, and that he will never hurt me, that I should give him a chance blah blah blah... He looked so innocent, charming and convincing. I told him to give me sometime to think about his proposal.

After emptying several glass of wine, at a point I decided to start the trick to test him, I started acting like I was drunk. I started talking out of point, dangling my head and making awkward hand gestures. He was convinced that I was drunk, yet he was still persuading me to drink more. At that moment I knew he was up to something, but I need to be sure. I took more glass of wine as he requested, after that I increased my acting. At a point he decided it was time to go , he held me as we were walking out toward his car i was staggering . As he help me into the car, he slightly touched my boobs. He did it to look like it was a mistake, but I knew he wanted to confirm my state of intoxication, so I didn't bug. As he gets into the car and drove the car, I pretended to have dozed up. At a point he stopped the car, got out and rushed into a pharmacy shop, I was just lying there like I was deep asleep with my eyes slightly open peeping at him. I guessed he was buying condoms , but I wasn't sure.

The next stop was in front of a hotel, he got down again and rushed inside. I guessed he went to book a room. He got back , helped me out of the car and inside the hotel. As we got to the reception, I decided the acting was enough, I forcefully pulled myself away from him, I called him a bloody liar , a rapist and all other hideous names I can't even remember. He was so astonished to see my eyes wide open. I also castigated the receptionist , I asked her how could she be their and watch a man drag an unconscious girl into a room . I even threatened to call the police to arrest them both. After that I walked out of the hotel gallantly leaving him there ashamed of himself. I took a taxi back home.

This is the 7th guy I have used this trick on , and they all failed woefully. The moment you start acting like you are intoxicated, the demon beneath the handsome, cool loving guy comes out to manifest. This got me thinking, are all guys rapist ? Is there any guy out there who can take an intoxicated girl to her house , without trying to take advantage of her condition? May God help us all.

If there's one guy that guy is me then..cos I believe sex should be mutually agreed consciously upon and not forced or sometin ...so yes I'll surely pass ur test....I have found myself in such situation during my uni days and passed it and I still hold dat position about sex .

ManTiger:
Na your type dey die in silence, suffering and smiling. A monarch lead a simple protest shows his role as a leader to which he has sworn to take good care of his people and u deemed it fit to call them f00ls?

Now who is the fool? Yeye dey smell.


Suffering and smiling.

Chai na person like you I suppose dey no...bro nice comment Jare don't mind the FOOOL you quoted Jare...