₦airaland Forum

Danrizzle:
You can never know what that guy 'JONA' has in mind. I'm sincerely tired of his schemes(the man is hard to read). Forget about him op, else you blow your own mind.

Why should I have a presido that's too hard to read? More so bro people I mean human beings like u and I are dying in north east . He has tried but how he use his constitutional power dey annoy me. He's just abusing the power that office has.

konkonbilo:
I don't why is hard for some ladies 2 just apprecaite tins,they always have something to say.

Funny enough most of them stingy , not even an handkerchief for u from most of girls.

I have always said it , that gej made mistake from the
on set by declaring partial state of emergency in
which the executive govs are still seated is wrong for
a magnitude of menace boko haram is...that's why
gej keep asking for extension for the state of
emergency in the north east. Declare full state of
emergency and see what the military will do in a very
short period, to me boko haram can't match NA at
all, so For crying out loud mr president please don't
play politics with human lives and declare full state of
emergency in north east now...
Commentators your candid opinions are all
welcomed

I think girls won't ever learn no wonder some guys do address them as fish brain, imagine a girl asking for a favour after a guy just said Hi , just hi o. even if that guy have a good intention before the hi, but with the favour asked bet me that guy will definitely switch intention toward straffing her since she just showed how cheap or vulnerable she's. They girls cause the saying that all guys are the same meanwhile they cause why some guys are the same. So girls please and please Use your Head in dealing with guys.

pasqal09:
1. Cuddling triggers the same neurological reaction as taking pain killers

2. Falling in love has the same neurological effects as a cocaine high.

3. It takes less than four minutes to decide if you have feelings for someone. So guys, don't mind those girls that play hard to get.

4. When looking at someone you love, your pupils dilate.

5. Expressing gratitude towards people you love causes an immediate spike in your happiness.

6. When you see someone you're interested in, what feels like butterflies in your stomach is actually a stress response called adrenaline.

7. Men are more emotionally affected when relationships end. So don't mind those guys that act like their hearts are made of stone, they actually cry themselves to sleep every night during break-ups.

8. Like sex and hunger, the urge to fall in love is primitive and biological.

If I hear say number 7 dey affect me . Me wey be I wish not to marry if possible but to have a child, cos women wahala n drama too much living with them except God give u ur own rib.

2cato:
How long does it takes the almighty OBJ to defeat them

In 1976 when obj was military head of states or when ? Cos u re going off key to my initial comment about military o, I doubt if u understood me sef.

brownlord:
Why is the idiat referred to as "Government" or that part of his name?

I think it's high time APC present a competent candidate and have the shoe-less man booted out, since he already clinged PDP ticket. his humble background is not enough to rule a complex nation like ours, he either goes tuff on the criminals that's hobnobbing with his govt. or be ready to vacate the state house, for christ sake Jonathan is the president of the Federal republic of Nigeria the most powerful man by virtue of our consitution, and one inconsequential militant threatening him and the commissioning of a project was stopped? what a joke

Indeed a joke my Broda n hot slap to the faces of 160-170 million people. Gradually we re getting close to disintegration. So help us God we the normal nigerians

2cato:
Only keyamo go look for trouble from a mad war lord whom ur soldieirs airforce and navy with the best modern weapon cannot defeat for ten years. He should go and apologise to him and make restitution.

This is ur comment can surface because no be military govt we get na demo-crazy moreso na their uncle dey aso rock. They forget power don't n won't last forever. Time will tell .

I just tire for this con3 especially how gej dey keep quiet about all these south south guys threatening people up n down . Hmmm one day sha monkey go go market he won't return. Ok ooo

freezone4real:
why dont you paste it and lets see...




Coward!

Hey op that's unfair cos rexxie hasn't said anytin abusive so why called him/her coward? .na wa o If u don't want comment in ur thread pls state it in ur topic. Be nice on ur thread n appreciate people stopping by to read/comment.

tosyne2much:
FAYOSE, the only Governor who is not afraid to bash anybody

Smh I pity both of una sha

tosyne2much:
This Fayose sha... I just like him because he takes no poooo

Who dare slaps Oba (a king) ? Only FAYOSE can do that


Lest I forget

[size=15pt] PLS KINDLY VOTE 4 ME TODAY (TOSYNE2MUCH). GOD BLESS [/size]

With this ur comment about fayose u still expect people esp people like me to vote for u ? So slapping OBA now to u is a normal n a good tin abi ? If u win dis content then whoever vote for u has voted wrongly. Mind ur words accordingly

Daluuzor:
waaaaat!!!!

U mean water or waaaaaaat ? Loool

Daluuzor:
badt guy, ok, I go wait for u wen I reach kenya, hurry oo, but na swimming tins to Seychelles. lol

me wey don go by flight since ? Kip trekking n swimming, when u see the fish wey swallow jonah greet am for me o

Dreyl:
I don't understand myself anymore,their was this pretty chocolate skinned banker lady i wooed some days ago and she accede to date me after we had a memorable tet a tet and fun together, i immediately loose interest in her,this is not the first time. i don't really know why,sometimes when she insist on visiting me i would hide and tell my gateman to tell her i travelled out of the country,sometimes i do switch off my cell phone so that she would be unable to reach me and i don't pass her street unlike before. i don't know maybe some of you guys are also experiencing this also.



MOds Seun,obinoscopy i will appreciate if you move this thread to the front page..

U seems to have what I called anti-interested problem...solution ? Just remove the anti- that's all .

DukeNija:
I want to invest the sum of N4million by setting up a business for my brother. At the moment, most business ideas we came up with didn't go down well after we carried out our feasibility. So I need advice/ideas from nairalanders on the appropriate business to venture into with the above sum.
If you have any good business idea, that you think will be good, please do share.

Thanks

if that sum can buy land somewhere(perhaps badagry side) and can build maybe two 2bedrooms flats for rentage then do it . It doesn't depreciate bro . Or go into important of designer jeans n sell in whole n retail prices. Goodluck in wateva u guys chosed.

Ok ooo I kukuma dey observe o , there's God o

IYANGBALI:
My friend recently secured a job in one of the Federal Govt's agencies in June this year,she was to resume work on the 1st of July,when she went for documentation and resumption,she and other newly employed staff were told to come back and report for duty on the 1st of November,which they did two weeks ago,my friend came back home this afternoon only to tell us that they have all been told to go back home and come back to resume work in January 2015,without them being given any specific reason and after working for two weeks. I wonder what is going on?does anyone have an idea of what is happening in the Federal civil service/agencies as per this issue?Is the government broke or what?

Yes ofcos nigeria is broke except they want to continue lying to us. Why do u tink the finance minister said all trip to abroad by govt officials has to be cut short except those very importance ones (trip). Why do u tink to cut govt expenses was advised recently. My guy nigeria is broke. emergence of other con3 producing oil is affecting us, that's y u heard price of crude oil per barrel has dropped , that also affected our naira to USDollar (now 1dollar is 172naira so just imagine )also Like u no America is major buyer of our oil before , but I tink they have shift base. So bro if nigeria isn't broke then we are very close to been broke(don't forget election is around the corner o, so politician too go don store money for it)...only God will help us we the innocent populace

Mr mod front page tinzz please...anything fela deserve it. Pls let's immortalized baba 70 ... Fela ? Twale wherever u re!!!!

chachazzy:
lmao, bros help my career na abeg, i b ur guy oo

Now u be my guy abi ? When u pack leave me u no call me wey be ur guy. U bin want liv behind me na so continue dey trek o loool

contactmorak:
I'm Travelling By Air For The First Time Tomorrow, Pls Advice Me

InitialIy I didn't want to write about it, but then I went back to the thread I created yesterday and saw the huge number of people interested, I thought it was only fair I give you guys a feedback. You see, i clocked 30 this week, and travelling yesterday by air thought me a lot. It thought me to be adventurous and try things in life just for the knowledge even if you are not really freak abt it. I've had opportunities to travel by flight several times but I've enjoyed the road so much that I always declined. I'm not even freak about the plane just like I'm not abt travelling abroad, gagets, and things that freak people in general. Although I'm freak about women and making money! I don't even look like someone that makes money at all. If you saw me yesterday while heading to board, you'd think I just came from the village! And I've been in Lagos since 1992. So I got a lady at the airport to handle the ticketing for me since I have missed my initial flight and she came back with my boarding pass in no time. And I needed to be in Abuja as soon as possible.

So while I was on my way to board, I didn't know what to do. Instead of me to just pass thru to where the airline bus will convey us to the aircraft area, I went to join a long queue of people waiting to get their luggage checked. While going to get my boarding pass stamped, there was a lady I saw which I really liked and I wanted to approach. Her eyes caught mine as weLl, and she smiled. But she noticed shortly that I was a JJC with the way I was fumbling with the processes. She saw that I was confused when one of the airline staff announced that those who were boarding should go a certain way and I didn't know what that was about. The lady I thought I was going to 'toast' then said "you should go there", asking me to leave the queue. I was ashamed of myself honestly.

When we got on the plane, I went to sit on another person's seat not knowing the seats where numbered! It was this same lady who came from no where before the hostess and said, "what's your seat number". Then I guessed the number shud be on the boarding pass slip with me, so I was taking time to check and I cudnt easily locate it, the lady then showed me again! Don't know why this drop dead gorgeous babe was just looking out for me, but my lapses killed my confidence to strike a serious conversation with her and she was sitting right in my front.

Another experience I had was the seat belt. Not that I expect buckling a seat belt should be an issue, but over the years I've heard people talk a lot abt a plane's seat belt. So I was scared it must be really that hard. So the first thing I did when I sat was to try practice the buckling the seat belt to avoid another embarrasment. I found out I did it well, but I was stil scared I might be wrong. So I went on google to search 'how to fasten a plane seat beat' I was hoping to find a step by step pictorial explanation, but what I saw were what could happen if you did not fasten it well. Before I cud search further the pilot had announced that we switched off our fones, and fasten our seat belt, so I did. The hosteses where beautiful and nice, and I cud have ask them questions but I was seating by the window so as to take pics that will indicate I was indeed in a plane. If I ask the hostess a question from that angle, people will notice. So there was this Deeper Life woman beside me. She seems nice. So I asked her in Yoruba, if I fasten it welll, she nodded smiling and said 'yes, very well. Good'. I noticed she looked at me again some moments later before focusing on the Deeper Life book she was reading.

As the big man made bird soar in the air, it felt like heaven as I saw clouds like smoke. Before we reach a high altitude, big planes and building around the airports began to look like toys and when we finally reached high, the earth looked like maps and the arrangement of the earth and the towns became well defined and organised. Everything looked tiny. At a point, it looked like the plan was shaking but I wasn't scared. The most amazing thing I noticed is that, while in the sky, it looked like the plane wasn't speeding at all. I felt it was moving at the pace of a broken down vehicle that is being pushed. That's so STRANGE to me! One thing I cannever forget again, was the smile on one of the hostess' face. Gosssh, she soon made me forget the girl I earlier told you guys about. There was something magnetic about her smile that if I was to have commited a crime and such a girl finds me, she can easily lure me out to the police with that smile. Her smile made me weak! I just have to confess! Did I tell you guys I didn't go with any of the airlines I earlier mentioned? I went with First Nation Airline. That was my first of hearing about them. Their plane looks new and everything looked profession, even the way the pilot spoke and all. I've heard so many bad things about Nigerian airlines. The video of Banky W and others getting trapped in one Nigerian airline recently, made me even scared. So from there on everything looked normal for me!

I like this qoute by Abraham Lincoln "I may be slow walker, but I've never moved backward". I can say that of myself as well. One thing about my life is that every new step I take, I get better with it almost immediately. When I was making a certain amount of money, I wanted to change, just recently, my digit changed and it has been consistent. Even in the areas of my academic pursuit from Primary school to my university days. When I catch up on things, I do it with such a great speed and regularity. That's why I don't like to drink and smoke cos once I start, I don't know what will happen. What I'm saying now is that from today onward, I'll travel by air more often than even many many people who have been doing it way before me. I'm going to travel out soon...I'm going to learn to swim, I'm going to try so many new good things. I've learnt my lessons.

Thank you!

If u reside in lagos and perhaps close to me I can teach u how to swim for free, my cousins are all thanking me today for teaching them how to swim...all u need do is to pay for my own swimming, I don't drink or smoke so no need to flex me in such area alongside...below is me and some1 diving.

I like this guy...

chachazzy:
bro dem no gree gimme visa oo, so na trekking tins. I must make moni for dis life oo

Continue dey trek no wahala by d time u spend like 6months for road u will meet me in my office ... Don't worry I go allow u stay in my crib till I show u d way to be like me. U don start d trekking ? No too carry load not to weigh u down...goodluck when u reach borno greet shekau,tell am to stop bombing o

tuffgongjo:
Thanks bro.

Always u re welcome

This same girl ? Ok oooo. Her boobs big o but am sorry to say not the biggest in nigeria, got one back then in uni in my faculty "blood of God hmmm " come see big sometins

tuffgongjo:
I know just pointing out something.

A'ight bro . Tot as much

tuffgongjo:
She be like one of the "Terminators".

Kaffy in p square personally video

Yungwhy:
#In my own opinion....
I think Wizkid's hit(first popular song) was Holla at Your Boy
and Olamide's hit was probably Omo toh Shan

Olamide hit was e ni duro . That hit was dope back then

chachazzy:
Packing my bags, leaving for Seychelles.

Guy wait for me I dey come o. Seychelles there I go no time. Bro check if they re visa free .

ramaju:
You won't win cos you are not the best and because you are not the best, you won't get "under pant" contract .

Neuer or Thomas muller deserves it weda under pant or ontop pant contract

OYINBOGOJU:
Could this true meaning of EBOLA? ( Eradicate Bunch Of Lazy Africans )

Tens of victims of ebola virus have been flown to US to get treatment ( Eradicate Bunch Of Lazy Africans )

Out of them 2 were black.

Number of deaths is just 2. ( The only 2 blacks among them )

i worried why only the blacks couldn`t be saved?

All the whites that were flown were all alive and living fine but the story is always different for the blacks.

Wake up bro blacks was never liked by whites. Forget their coexistence in America it because the black population can't just be pushed aside anymore.

That helicopter looks like the one used in almighty banzuke . Did he bought it from Japan ? Anyway nice job if truly he made it himself.