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tosyne2much:
thanks for dat number 12, if I remembered I would have added it

U re welcome bro , No mind them...very annoying set of beings

MzPreshie:
A gallon of acid will do the trick.
Thank me later:-P

Haaaa mzpreshie u wicked o !!! Lool

tosyne2much:
1. MONOSYLLABIC REPLIES
You strike up a chat with a lady, only for her to be replying you as if MTN is charging her per letter

2. SHAKING AND BOUNCING OF BOSSOMS
When a lady sees a group of guys clustered around a particular place, that's when she will start shaking her ass or bouncing her sagged boobs

3. EATING AS IF THERE'S FAMINE IN THE LAND
You take a lady to an eatery, only for her to be eating as if there's famine in the land. The same lady will eat shawama, fried rice and chicken, Yoghurt, doughnut and popcorn.. ahn ahn if that's the way other ladies eat, wetin wan remain for d eatery ?

4. MULTI COLOUR
Today she looks like Michael Jackson, tomorrow she looks like Oritse Femi.. This days, you might even end up dating your ex once again out of recognition

5. NO SEX ON INVITATION
You invited a lady to your place and prior to the visit, she's already telling you she will not allow sex when she comes

6. YOU MUST RETURN HER TRANSPORT FARE
When a lady comes on a visit, she's indirecting you that you have to return her transport fare back simply because she's doing you a great favour coming to your place

7. FAKING HER VOICE
A lady sounds like Celine Dion on the phone but when you get to meet her, she sounds like Pasuma Wonder

8. CALLING OR FLASHING IN TIMES OF FAVOUR
Calling or flashing you repeatedly when she needs a favour from you

9. RECHARGE CARD BILLERS
Each time you call a lady and inquired why she hasnt called you and she's always like " I gat no call credit", she will quickly demand for recharge card so that she can return your call

Guys feel free to add your

10. after romancing n been in the mood n after wearing condom she say she's not in the mood again...u dey mad ?

11. Meeting a girl for the first time and she's already stalking you for a recharge cards, wtf ...diff from urs @op
12. Saying just hi or hello to a girl ,she will tink u wanna ask her out hence she will snub u as if she reply she don be cheap girl....some naija girl mentality anyway.

adonbilivit:
if you did not "hear" me well read it again. lolz...can you marry a man or woman that does not satisfy you sexually? remember giving birth is not his or her problem

N u sef dey repeat ursef loooool , u get time o.

Mehnn thank God just in time my parents want start to develop the other site ... Nice one dangote more oil to engine

oxygen4u:
u r ryt bro. buh dos amakas,sekirat,aishat etc are more beautiful

Bro yes they re beautiful girls in d villages all they need is just to expose n Behind them a little....Behind as in not make ups painting face like masquerade o but u no changing their wardrobe wearing nice wear that will bring out their natural beauty the more....

mizjules:
C and E dies

Exactly

missberrypop5:
May God bless you with a good wife and children.
@op see what too much crushing on nicki minaj has caused you

Wich wife ? real good wife or fake good wife ?

oxygen4u:
I always wonder if there is any lady that isn't fake in this century,everyone of us is aware of fake boobs,nails,bottoms,eye lashes,whatever you might think of.. can't a lady just be natural,without make-ups not even face powder,i knew some people would say SUs don't use face ppowder,that isn't true. being a SU or not try to be natural.

PS…… I am in search of a lady without make ups. a 100% natural one.

If u see any in towns and cities make I turn ghanian except u go ur papa or ur mama village they plenty there all the adamas, Amakas, nkechis, ngozis as igbo case is concern , ireti , sekirat, ayinke as yoruba case is concern , Aisha , aminat , etc as hausa case concern....so bro yes they re real girls but in the villages.

50calibre:
Holy sh*t this is frightening.. The days are coming when a guy will have to hand over a bottle of water to a chic to wash her face before he decides if she's worth a date.

Taking naija chics (black chics in general) to a swimming pool on the first date, is a no-no, it spells disaster for them.

First, most of them wear fake hair, & we all know fake hair + water = disaster

Then, their faces... Black chics cover their faces in layers of makeup, and when a chic is heavily made up, water is her number one enemy. Jumping into a swimming pool will wash off that facade, thereby revealing their true face which might send their date fleeing in opposite direction

Guy I take God beg u no scatta my stomach with laffs ...lwkmdh

Seun gf abi ? If yes hmmm I fear for ur internet career lolz

alexis007:
that's my opinion you see there...not hate....please i beg you in the name of whatever you worship...don't misinterprete me next time

Thumbs up bro sori if I misinterpreted ur comment .

Kachisbarbie:
I don't know how all this started, but I think you need to calmdown and let this slide please.
___if she actually insulted you, I apologise on her behalf Sir. Thanks

Mama in d 1st place sef I didn't even insult her , but she misunderstood my first comment....anyway am done with her. I just hate it when some girls tink they re all n all because they manage fine ? Yeye people

rozzay:
I decided to ignore you but I saw dats its not good for my campaign as its creating false popularity. The poster b4 u can bear me witness. Everyone I saw a mention from dis guy filled with insults den I tagged d mod, since dis contest people have been trying to pull me down but its not going to happen cos I'm more dan dat. I neva said one word of insult those viewing can bear me witness. If I insulted u let it not be well with me nd if u did, claiming not to den let it be same to u.
I'm much more stronger.
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Pretender because of election to be miss nairalander , u re forming a good girl that u didn't insult me right ? ...in the first place show me where did I insult u in my first comment in this thread .....anyway u re girl so I gat leave u alone before u lie to Seun that I insulted u again to ban me. Mind u am not afraid of ban so u can do ur worst wich can't be more than u telling mods to ban me , I no they will believe u like d first time cos u re girl.

alexis007:
no UNN?...Why am i even surprised when this is coming from a south-westerner who has not crossed the river Niger bridge b4 let alone entering Igboland?...[in phyno's voice]...JUO ESE...IFE ANA-ALU ADIRO EASY!

Why the hate , cos u sounded as if unn is an igbo state school that d op didn't acknowledge but a federal govt sch just like the ones he listed, he doesn't have to cross river Niger bridge before knowing how tough or not unn is, peoples oral explanation of their experiences with unn is enuf for some people behalf like d op ....beside he said in his own opinion...so y all the hating bro ?

There are diff definition of ugly ...like me now if a girl is beautiful but has bad attitude to me she ugly. If a girl has a good attitude and characters but facially she is ugly trust me she's ugly to some etc so it depend on wat u re looking for bro...if u re looking for a rest of mind na ugly girls go give u that one o . Even if beautiful one give u rest of mind inside u ur mind won't be at rest cos u might tink she's not loyal

rozzay:
Thank you sir.

Are u happy now ? After insulting me u still went n report me so they can ban me ? Lwkmdh so its not more than ban ?smh