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murphy121: MBC 3 is not shown on my decoder but only MBC 1 and 2, can u tell me d tp so i can rescan

Mbc 2 is the one tht switches to mbc 3.

Pidzo: The last time I tried it was freeezing...try it and tell me if it works.

i dnt have 105, foward it to terinorextab@yahoo.com

brainy02: does this mean it can work for c-line/cccam..... Enlighten the house more

if its got the IP settings it can,im hunting for 105, do u have it?

incase u new,behind evry successful joke is ctrl c and ctrl v

Alabiep: pls i need ur help,after inputing my biss keys icant activate it 4rm off to on,pls want do i do

which recvr are u using?

Pidzo: There is version 108 or 109 (or something like that) that has this option. Tell me when you download and load this I want to ask you something.

@pidzo
i tyd them both but none have internet settings even tryd 107p.
Maybe 105...bt i dnt have it

Akinige: is it ku or c band?

Rdv is ku.

Any luck for monday nyt futball
Man u vs everton

Big Joe was bragging to his boss one
day, "You know, I know everyone
there is to know. Just name
someone, anyone, and I know
them."
Tired of his boasting, his boss called
his bluff, "OK, Big joe how about Tom
Cruise?"
"Sure, yes, Tom and I are old friends,
and I can prove it." So Big joe and his
boss fly out to Hollywood and knock
on Tom Cruise's door, and sure
enough, Tom Cruise, shouts, "Big joe!
Great to see you! You and your
friend come right in and join me for
lunch!"
Although impressed, Big jo's boss is
still skeptical. After they leave
Cruise's house, he tells Big joe that
he thinks Big joe's knowing Cruise
was just lucky.
"No, no, just name anyone else,"
Big joe says.
"President Obama," his boss quickly
retorts.
"Yes," Big joe says, "I know him, let's
fly out to Washington."
And off they go. At the White House,
Obama spots Big joe on the tour and
motions him and his boss over,
saying, "Big joe, what a surprise, I
was just on my way to a meeting,
but you and your friend come on in
and let's have a cup of coffee first
and catch up."
Well, the boss is very shaken by
now, but still not totally convinced.
After they leave the White house
grounds, he expresses his doubts to
Big joe, who again implores him to
name anyone else.
"The Pope," his boss replies.
"Sure!" says Big Joe.
"My folks are from Poland, and I've
known the Pope a long time."
So off they fly to Rome. Big joe and
his boss are assembled with the
masses in Vatican Square when
Big joe says, "This will never work. I
can't catch the Pope's eye among all
these people. Tell you what, I know
all the guards so let me just go
upstairs and I'll come out on the
balcony with the Pope."
And he disappears into the crowd
headed toward the Vatican. Sure
enough, half an hour later Big joe
emerges with the Pope on the
balcony. But by the time Big joe
returns, he finds that his boss has
had a heart attack and is surrounded
by paramedics.
Working his way to his boss' side,
Big joe asks him, "What happened?"
His boss looks up and says, "I was
doing fine until you and the Pope
came out on the balcony and the
man next to me said, "Who's that on the balcony with Big Joe?"

now thts funny...

Pidzo: There is version 108 or 109 (or something like that) that has this option. Tell me when you download and load this I want to ask you something.

@Pidzo, ok hw do tht.

hello guys, wic software version of 4669x has internet settings?

Pidzo: Download a Strong loader and load your software using PC via RS-232c crossed cable.

thnks it workd. I nid some more help, wic software version of 69x has internet settings??

hey guys, aftr loadin software srt 69x via usb it jst shows --- how do i repair it or revive it bck 2life?

wats "Wetin U Sabi" in english??

nt funny,copy n patse dsnt wrk 4me.r u sure u r nt supse to b swtdudeguy??

LETS TAKE A STROLL DOWN THE
MEMORY LANE...

PRIMARY SCHOOL TIMESadd urs)

1.Most Irritating Moments - Morning Alarm!
2.Most Difficult Task - To Find Socks!
3.Most Dreadful Journey - Way To School!
4.Most Lovely Time - Meeting
Friends!
5.Most Tragic Moments - Suprise Test in 1st Period!
6.Most Wonderful News - TEACHER IS ABSENT!!!

-kip it rollin...

that irritatin moment wen u try 2 dwnld DJ/NANCY and MOGULO ugly faces so tht u use em to scare kids and th slw ntwrk dsnt allow.

That irritating moment wen u click on a post to read a new joke only to find uve read it several times only th tittle hs changd.

That irritating moment wen a girl wears a short skirt from home and she starts pullin it down in the street to make it longer,

Drop ur irritating moments here...

Wife : Honey,i'm going to
London, Do you need
anything?
Husband : "jokingly" Yes a
BRITISH girl!! ;]
(Wife returns from London)
Husband : Where's my british
girl??
Wife : Don't think i dont keep my
word huh!
You have to wait for 9
months

A thief was walking in the bush he
sudenly saw a lion in front of him,he
knelt down and prayd 2 God 2
deliver him.wen he opend his eyes
he saw the lion kneeling down also
praying.he asked the lion r u also a
christian?da lion replied shut up!!!
dont u pray b4 u Eat!!

A Journalist to a Doctor of a Mental Hospital: "How do you determine whether to admit a patient or not?"
Doctor: "Well, we first fill a Bathtub with water till the top. Then give a Teaspoon, a Glass & a Bucket to the patient & ask him / her to empty the Bathtub"
Journalist: "Obviously a Normal
Person would use a BUCKET because it's Bigger!"
Doctor: "No you Stupid, a Normal Person would Pull the DRAIN PLUG!
Nurse, admit this Idiot in Ward No. 7!

~vicky~:

need a friend in this forum 

where is the joke?lol
wt kind of a frend?

too too lng,is it a novel.lol

uhm boasting!
whrz the joke?

Now this is funny

Man walks into a gym
Man:I want 2 impress my galfrnd
which machine shud i use?
Trainer:The ATM is outside sir

2 long

thts so tru!

mcnepow: M not sure u kan

She's too hot 4 u

leave her 4 dudes like me

if shes too hot then , she qualifies. trust me...

habiolah: for the sake of everything that is good, how did I stray out of Jokes section without knowing? Abi, na joke be this?

This is not a joke, its 'ETC'