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Jokes Etc › Re: The New Kid On The Block! by Rextab(op): 7:25am On Apr 06, 2012

mcnepow: Kan u handle her?

i think i can...:-)

Jokes Etc › Re: Lmao Part 2 by Rextab(m): 1:09am On Apr 06, 2012

hahahaha! very funy!

Jokes Etc › Re: The New Kid On The Block! by Rextab(op): 12:18am On Apr 06, 2012

swtchicgurl: new kid? in ur tiny mind! mtchew
anyway, u berra reveal urself fast before i slap u!

~~that's my way of saying welcome~~

but really, is this a joke?!

swtchicgurl, are u eva pleased?

Jokes Etc › Re: The New Kid On The Block! by Rextab(op): 12:06am On Apr 06, 2012

mcnepow: Welcome man

~~First thing first. .~~

~~which babe would u want as 'take away'??~~

uhm i think hw go 4 vicky.lol

Jokes Etc › The New Kid On The Block! by Rextab(op): 6:54am On Apr 05, 2012

Everyone put ur hands together 4the new kid in the joke forum...Rextab.
Drop ur welcome msgs below.
The ''were is the joke posters'' u are also welcome.pls dont be shy show Rextab some love...

Jokes Etc › Aeroplane Cleaner by Rextab(op): 6:47am On Apr 05, 2012

One day, John - an
aeroplane cleaner was cleaning the pilot’s cockpit when he saw a book entitled, “HOW TO FLY AN
AEROPLANE FOR BEGINNERS,VOL. 1”.
He opened the the first page which said, “To start the engine,press the red button”.
He did so and the airplane engine started.
He was pleased and opened the next page, “To set airplane moving press blue button”.
He did so and the plane started moving at an amazing speed. He wanted to fly, so he opened the
3rd page which said, “To let airplane fly, please press
the green button”. He did so and the plane started to fly. He was so happy.
After 20 minutes of flying, he was satisfied and wanted to land so he decided to go the 4th page.
He fainted after reading the
instructions. The 4th page said, “To learn how to land a plane please watch out for Volume 2.

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Jokes Etc › Re: The 2 Neighbours... by Rextab(op): 6:41am On Apr 05, 2012

thts wats up!!

Jokes Etc › The 2 Neighbours... by Rextab(op): 8:04pm On Apr 04, 2012*

A lady sees a pastor every
evening entering the neighbour's house.
Instead of keeping quiet, she asks, Mrs jones, is there anyone sick in your house? Mrs jones was obviously perplexed and asked,no why? I see the pastor entering your house every evening.
Mrs jones replyd, mind your own business. Me I see a
soldier leaving your house every morning, is there war in your house? eh, answer me? Is there war in your house?

Jokes Etc › Crazy Drunk! by Rextab(op): 5:46pm On Apr 04, 2012

A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned something about his girlfriend being out in the car.
The bartender, concerned
because it was so cold, went to check on her.
When he looked inside the car, he saw the drunk's buddy, Pete, and his
girlfriend going at it in the back-seat. The bartender shook his head and walked back inside. He told the
drunk that he thought it might be a good idea to check on his girlfriend.
The drunk staggered outside to the car, saw Pete and his girlfriend entwined, then walked back into the bar laughing. What's so funny? the bartender asked.
That damned Pete! the drunk chortled, He's so drunk, he thinks he's me!

Phones › Re: Nokia Care @ Nigeria: by Rextab(m): 9:07pm On Feb 23, 2012

how can i update my flash player on n73?

Satellite TV Technology › Re: Free To Air Satellite Tv General Thread by Rextab(m): 11:42am On Jan 11, 2012

Lunsat:
@all, MGM is not showing on w2a. has it shifted to another sat?

No it hasnt shiftd,just change your symbol rate to 3834.

Satellite TV Technology › Re: Free To Air Satellite Tv General Thread by Rextab(m): 9:50am On Jan 06, 2012

just nailed w3c,all the the Fta channels are french apart from Setanta afrique unless som1 has some othr Tp's.pls update me,

Satellite TV Technology › Re: Free To Air Satellite Tv General Thread by Rextab(m): 5:53am On Dec 28, 2011

COMPLIMENTS OF THE SEASON EVERYONE,Its been a while around here.
Wishn u O a productive 2012,Happy trackin!!

Satellite TV Technology › Re: Free To Air Satellite Tv General Thread by Rextab(m): 5:48am On Dec 28, 2011

Everest9:
Pls is der any satellite where i can track ATN channel since its no longer on 36e

try to rescan ur receiver Atn is alive on 36e.

Satellite TV Technology › Re: Official Thread Of Free To Air Satellite Tv (part 5 - The Final Part) by Rextab(m): 11:29pm On May 17, 2011

@pidzo
email me the details aswell. terinorextab@yahoo.com.

Satellite TV Technology › Re: Official Thread Of Free To Air Satellite Tv (part 5 - The Final Part) by Rextab(m): 6:28am On May 12, 2011

For Rdv key n procedure pliz follow this link www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-114591.192.html

some issues hv been tackled more than once on dis forum,so some pipo find yo reputative question boring n irritating.i know we r all here 2learn,bt pliz learn 2 read previous posts if u wnt 2 catch up.
Thank u.

Satellite TV Technology › Re: Official Thread Of Free To Air Satellite Tv (part 5 - The Final Part) by Rextab(m): 7:57am On Apr 29, 2011

@All
the zuku package is currently free on Nss12 ku.enjoy while it lasts.

Satellite TV Technology › Re: Official Thread Of Free To Air Satellite Tv (part 5 - The Final Part) by Rextab(m): 7:07am On Apr 29, 2011

Boboribo:
Has anyone noticed that Gadotor always ends his posts with the phrase "thank you"? If you have, thank you for noticing. Thank you

Sophieamore1:
@gadotor. i am not posting this because of you because i will be tanishing my reputation on this forum. even your fellow ghananians that met you were ashamed of you.

pliz save this for facebook or twitter.this is supposed 2be a fta thread.remember?(jst saying)

Satellite TV Technology › Re: Official Thread Of Free To Air Satellite Tv (part 5 - The Final Part) by Rextab(m): 12:42pm On Apr 13, 2011

King411:
@Ilish when i 1st bought my 69 decoder 2yrs ago,strong zambia installed those goodies on Astra 2abd.thats the satelite on which they install them in all the decoders they sale here in lsk.and besides we dont have intel 802 in our decoders here.so we are used to astra 2abd,i know it contains some uk channels which are not receivable here in zed.

thoz goodies r not on Astra 2ab.the installer might jst have used Astra 2ab bcoz lyk u said there isnt Intelsat 802 or galaxy 11 on most decordrs.unles if u upgrade the software thats wen it ll bring 33 deg as Eurobird.bt most of thm dnt hav 33 deg.
Etv was on intel 802 at 33 deg wile Astra 2ab is at 28.2deg.so the actual position of the goodies is 33deg not 28.2 deg.

Satellite TV Technology › Re: Official Thread Of Free To Air Satellite Tv (part 5 - The Final Part) by Rextab(m): 10:17am On Apr 10, 2011

Sensicut:
My barca tv on w4 is not showing always no audio/video is it because i was using 65cm.any help

wats the tp for barca tv?

Satellite TV Technology › Re: Official Thread Of Free To Air Satellite Tv (part 5 - The Final Part) by Rextab(m): 6:04am On Apr 09, 2011

oriagome:
check 12130h27499 on w 4 7 some goodies there

i tried but it was red,is the tp stil active?

Satellite TV Technology › Re: Official Thread Of Free To Air Satellite Tv (part 5 - The Final Part) by Rextab(m): 3:51pm On Apr 04, 2011

Lanceosas:
i guys,i do hv sound proble wth my 4669x,some of d infinity channel dont hv sound. pls sd me d link to upload d software.

www.wizkid.persiangig.com

Satellite TV Technology › Re: Official Thread Of Free To Air Satellite Tv (part 5 - The Final Part) by Rextab(m): 3:36pm On Mar 31, 2011

can anyone pliz send me the link were i can download the patch software for srt 4622xii

Satellite TV Technology › Re: Official Thread Of Free To Air Satellite Tv (part 5 - The Final Part) by Rextab(m): 3:36pm On Mar 24, 2011

Wellydra:
Gud tyms never end.scan yo w7 11844v27500 you will be smiling again

indeed somthng 2 smile about for evryone. jst notcd that they are in mpeg 2.

Satellite TV Technology › Re: Official Thread Of Free To Air Satellite Tv (part 5 - The Final Part) by Rextab(m): 12:37pm On Mar 22, 2011

manyax:
@all what fta channels are found in w4 please help?

Rdv,tpaloveworld plus,l cf,cctv,etc and aiso at the moment Trace,sport+,bio,historia,planete etc.

Satellite TV Technology › Re: Official Thread Of Free To Air Satellite Tv (part 5 - The Final Part) by Rextab(m): 7:15am On Mar 17, 2011

Ilish:
Drop me the tps bro.

11105 v 45000
11605 h 45000, (mpeg 4)

Satellite TV Technology › Re: Official Thread Of Free To Air Satellite Tv (part 5 - The Final Part) by Rextab(m): 6:48am On Mar 17, 2011

Ilish:
Drop me the tps bro.

Satellite TV Technology › Re: Official Thread Of Free To Air Satellite Tv (part 5 - The Final Part) by Rextab(m): 8:59pm On Mar 16, 2011

Ilish:
They have now gone Betacrypt those w7 channels like Dubai Sports,Kbc etc.What next for the rest?As for those on scrambled freebies,no signal tonite

try Nss 12ku,the zuku package is making sense though its not 4 long aswell.

Satellite TV Technology › Re: Official Thread Of Free To Air Satellite Tv (part 5 - The Final Part) by Rextab(m): 5:43pm On Mar 14, 2011

just noticd that the chanels on galaxy11 are unscrambled with No Audio/Video. This may mean somthing??

Satellite TV Technology › Re: Official Thread Of Free To Air Satellite Tv (part 5 - The Final Part) by Rextab(m): 9:47am On Mar 11, 2011

King411:
@Ilish will do that man.

drop it to me aswl 0977179046

Satellite TV Technology › Re: Official Thread Of Free To Air Satellite Tv (part 5 - The Final Part) by Rextab(m): 7:06am On Mar 10, 2011

Sun-sat:
@ all, if you are using 4669x decorder and a dish focusing at 37' degree east, that W4, rescan to receive ITV, CH-10,EATv,Trace urban, Jctv, TBN and lots more even with 60 cm S pan or input this Freq 12284H27500, dubai sports + and planete are arabic and french, so I deleted the frequency

those chanels have been there for weeks now.thnks for th info anywy.

Satellite TV Technology › Re: Official Thread Of Free To Air Satellite Tv (part 5 - The Final Part) by Rextab(m): 1:50pm On Feb 27, 2011

Wellydra:
Hie satmates jus want to comfirm yes there is cnn and bbc knwoledge on intels 7/10ku,jus rescan.is it rely possible to nail both intels 7/10 and intels 17 using asingle lnb?

i scanned the named channels they dint come.any one to drop me the tp.

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