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God plis help our pastor to transform our mad and irresponsible leaders into responsible and serious one

Show d video of it so I tell you

emamos:
Po wot?Real gobe be dat o

No problem, na suffernes dem egbon chop remaining may den go chop rest. After all dem be d same force.

I just request Oga Arase may remember send sergeant Sunday in Akure, dat idiot olopa to sanbisa area for he own service. That Sunday toooo even threeee bad a human being.

He fit rap small Igbo put am your pocket to implicate if want any money chap chap

Thank God say dey want send police may den go receive their batch.

Plis Oga Arase, help me send dat sergeant Sunday in Akure, DAT idiot olopa wey only know how to rope someone and collect money chap chap illegally, you hear?

Omo, the lady get lever. She how skinned she be beside d huge robot. Kudos to her

sameer1212:
God punish that African leader who give you that advice.

Amen! Amen! Amen!...............2.1b times

But d fact is dat GEJ did not have 10m vote except d vote dat were multiply in SE & SW area by d thief's.

nwadiuko1:
oopss sorry wrong thread.....can some one help me with directions to the politics section.?....i have a meeting there shortly




BTW why doesn't nairaland have a rule 17?

Oooooh sorry, bros I pity your limited horizon, in fact I fall in love so much for d topic & big bros discussion in the house to the extents dat I was jotting some points.

You can belief dat I am an accountant and double as programmer.

There is a fact dat someone who is scare of small street stream, d day he will fall inside a river, he will not survive it.

Better derive pleasure in any thing high power information.

Whatz d message?

If iam bribe to vote for iPhone stuff, I collect the money and still go for android because android is design to be natural fit for the user

ozoigbondu:
This move by the police is legally and morally wrong

I blif u must be one of the kidnappers.

Na in dongo fila I take recognized him

This is tantamount to abuse of anima right of section 666. This is purely unfair and infliction of damnable pain.

This anima is a living thing and they sense pain like human. Even they will die but should be with easy and quick.

I strongly condemned dat act and charge dat guy to court for ineffectual buffoonish attitude.

Bail option is $2.1b.

It is a new thing to you but normal thing in the world of masculine, d diff is individual degree of dick responsiveness.

Research indicated dat guys in their teens are very highly disturbed on this issues is sex saga and you since your eighteen till now and even for some time to come as long you are okay with high degree of libido loaded in you genetically, take off a shame as a guy, ladies will not tear you off, even if no be for Africa sentiment, I bet it with you dey will leave proposed to you without waste of time to tell you dat you are not bad.

So bros employ your dick immediately to start fetching milk from VG well and you will see dat the urge will die gradually from your sense.

This is real and not a tale

Sorry for d loss, but next time if you no want pay #50 buhari bank charge, den try safe d money with your friend. Dat one nko?

The baby should be in Guinness book as the oldest pregnant in record.

ritababe:
God will surely rape their destiny

God doesn't rape because rape is devilish act.

Instead say God shall denied them their good benefit.

OK?

Sorry bros, RIP.

May be he want to set up another branch in the water.

It is d failure to understand the policy of iyemoja and the currency type dat cause his demise.

Always open up to other people before doing any thing dangerous. Remember Mungo Pack.

sinkhole:
Nawa o, chai Nigerians!
Minister of Sport running 100m relay, forgeting hin don old
Now, dis one dey drive bulldozer with long robe
When will Fashola climb electric pole?

Good observation bros. When also will Fayemi dig tunnel and blast rock for mineral?

Sometimes the country matter dey make me cry and laugh. I don't even know wetting wrong with me again.

E dey ves me how we dey celebrate the advance arm robbers for this country.

Bishops10:
I just received alert which says
Your acct has been credited with #400m by Colonel Sambo Dasuki.
pls friends what does it mean?

It means that you should stop walking during d day because d EFCC guys don't help you get self contain for Kuje prison has paid 50 yes rentage fee for you.

Let d judge even ask the prince first say while did he contravene the money laundering act that prohibit any one to move around with cash above 1m?

Then ask the woman say shey na hin money she won marry abi d prince herself? Shikena.

Now judge the two of them.

OAU matter still dey mild.

If to priotize how Nigeria VC should be probe, FUTA VC should be no 1.

This is VC who claims dat there is no money in IGR yet fly abroad always, lavishing money on his cronies and when bubu set up TSA, dis ineffectual buffoon was sick to return N6b.

I request the PMB through EFCC to beam search light to FUTA VC.

naijaboy756:
So APC still get supporters plenty like this.(Comments above mine). I think say dem clueless government don shut all of them mouth with no direction governance

I don dey yarn you tale say dis forum no be for open ya mouth and gush out hot air.

Bros wakeup ya self dis no be for party matter of APC & PDP but ourself struggle to free dis country from our country killer.

So while reply post, make pragmatic and mature contribution.

OVI75:
Never heard of these guys bfr now,they are nT heavy weights in kogi politics.Those my igala people go show that man weeeennnn.As if governor na deir birth right.thank God I left DAT state.if u are nt indigent,recvin salary weather u wokr or nt,u Jst CNT survive in DST state.

Those your igala go show am bad!

Bros, plis is KOGI state only met for igala? Do u know dat since creation of d state, na only igala and okun dey do governor?

Do u know dat when any one hears KOGI name, he ascribe it to EBIRA which means nothing is bad if Bello is governor.

No one we show bello any threat not even igala or oya or etu can lay threat.

okomogo:
And some people will say abokis are only good as shoe maker,nail cutters and the likes.. .this guy is Making arewa and Nigeria proud.

To support u bros, desame northerner build helicopter and a monder environmental safety plastic waste beautiful house dat such has never been.

Northerner are doing well technologically.

Juxtified:
All this is just talk. I doubt if anybody can go after IBB in this country

Stop saying dat!

No time to waste so much as Dasukigate is in progress, we are starting Halibutongate straight away.

No one is untouchable for GMB.

Carry go baba

Dindondin:
I no dey understand PMB anymore

@Dindondin: while are you saying PMB?

Is PMB d Magu?

What consign President with EFCC

While are u always point at wrong direction wen any
Agency perform better service? Are you guys crazy?
Na was ooo

It is either I do not understand economics and how exchange rates work or a vast majority of us Nigerians still don’t get how we have wrecked our country with our own curious choices.

Just this morning I was listening to the radio and the lady on air went on and on about how she thought CBN governor Godwin Emefiele was incompetent and should be sacked because the naira was now exchanging at 309 or so to the USD.

That view pretty much echoes the sentiments expressed by many people I know and it amazes me that there are Nigerians who actually think there is some magic POLICY that can make the naira strong in the near term. If my economics and my understanding of the way the world works are right, then that is as far from the truth as Jesus Christ is black.

The simple fact of the matter is that apart from oil that accounts for over 90% of our revenues, we really don’t have much of an economy. We hardly produce anything, we import even toothpicks, so exactly what policy is going to be implemented that will turn Nigeria into a top exporting economy in the near term? Where are our Apples, IBMs, Disneys, GMs, General Electrics, Coca Colas, Empire State buildings, Statues of Liberties, Lockheeds, Citibanks, JP Morgans, ExxonMobils, NBAs, Super Bowls etc?

Let me bring that closer home. There was a time long ago when Nigeria had a truly strong economy and the naira was one to the dollar - even exchanged for higher than the USD, but that Nigeria is not this Nigeria. Sadly that Nigeria was laid by the British, and this Nigeria (if you don’t believe in the nonsensical imperialist conspiracies like me) - fueled by the DAMAGING Indigenisation Decree, has been the creation of us Nigerians.

Back then we had a booming economy. We were either the top, or among the top exporters, of timbre, cocoa, groundnuts, rubber, palm oil, etc, in the world. Nigerians not only holiday at home in their villages, at Yankari Games Reserve, at Obudu Cattle Ranch, at Oguta Lake, at Ikogosi springs, at Gurara Falls, at Mambilla Platueau, etc, we attracted international tourists who brought in loads of foreign exchange.

Nigerian schools were foreign exchange earners because they attracted foreign students.

We had different car assembly plants - Peugeot, Volkswagen, Anamco etc. Nigerian government officials only bought vehicles assembled in Nigeria for official cars.

We had a thriving sports industry. We were not Man United or Chelsea fans, we were Rangers or IICC fans. We had the Nduka Odizors, people made money from sports.

We also had companies like Lennards and Bata producing school shoes in their thousands,

we had the thriving Nigerian Airways and the Aviation School in the north that produced some of the best pilots in the world.

In those days if you were brilliant you were respected much more than the crass money-miss-road contractors of today. Most of the Aje Butters I knew had fathers who were university dons. Back then it meant something to ‘know book’.

Our textile industry was alive and well. Just recently I watched a news report on the textile industry in Nigeria on CCTV News. Though the main focus was on the comatose status of the industry, I was stunned by the gigantic Kaduna Textile Mill built in 1957. I could go on and on.

Today however, no thanks to our parents (and we must call them out the way Wole Soyinka did his generation) and many of us (and we should be remembered for failing our children if we continue like this), we have destroyed everything.

Today for instance Nigerian football (which comes easy to me obviously) doesn’t appeal to us, we have to fly across thousands of miles to watch ‘our’ clubs play. Every year we collectively burn billions of naira being fans of clubs that give us nothing back, but some ‘entertainment value’ - simple pleasures for which we are ready to destroy the future of our children. Well people, payback time is here.

Even with our ta-se-re money we all want to wear designer clothes and carry designer bags, Armani, Givenchy, Louis Vuitton etc.

We all want to drive jeeps with American specs, our children must now school overseas and acquire the necessary accents to come back home and bamboozle their ‘bush and crass’ contemporaries that they left behind.

No holidays in Nigeria anymore, is there Disneyland here? No one buys made-in-Nigeria school bags for their children, after all no Superman or Incredible Hulk or Cinderella on them. We are no longer top exporters of anything and the demise of oil means we have zilch... zero.

A country of 170m fashion-conscious people has no textile industry. We take delight in showing how our made-in-Switzerland Aso Ebi is different class to everyone else’s.

When we help our musicians grow and pay them millions, they repay us by immediately shipping the monies overseas to produce their “i-don-dey-different-level”music videos. It makes no difference that distinctly Zulu dancers are dancing to a Nigerian highlife song. As stars concerned they also wed and holiday overseas to impress us all. All the musicians who acknowledge their Ajegunle roots now speak in a cocktail of strange accents to symbolise how much they have blown their monies overseas.

Were we a more serious people?
The highly popular Kingsway Stores of the past would probably have a thousand outlets pan Nigeria today supporting a massive agriculture industry among others, but today we have the likes of SPAR, Shoprite, dominating the retail industry while Kingsway is dead. And we Nigerians make it a special point to shop from the Oyibos who have ‘cleaner shops’, ‘better this and better that’. For our personal pleasure we don’t mind them dominating us in our own backyard and shipping proceeds overseas.

I could go on and on, but I don tire. Even as you are reading this, stop for a moment and look around you. What you see will probably explain why we are lucky it is not N1000 to the USD yet. And don’t think for a moment that it cannot get there. Just continue to wear your Armani gear and Swiss-made lace, continue to spend your money on Man United, Arsenal, Chelsea and Barca and encourage your children to do same.

Eyimba, Nigeria’s most successful club - not having a sponsor, yet Nigerian brands pay over N600m to Man United and Arsenal for sponsorship to impress us.) Ehhh, no problem, continue to tell me the NPFL is rubbish or the clubs should clean up their act if they want sponsorship, mo gbo.

Don’t curtail your interest in choice wines, we were the number one champagne consumers in the world in 2015, continue to love your American specs, cheer the education ministry for letting schools sink to pitiable levels, don’t fight them to improve our schools, don’t chide them for letting schools drop Nigerian history and embrace British, America and whatever else curricula.

Carry on with your love of French wines and Chinese silk, don’t bother about Jamiu Alli when there is Roger Federer. Stock up on your Italian, American, British products which you cannot live without, including the ‘baby soft’ toilet rolls produced only in that small unique village in England - the days are long gone since you were a broke student who used wet newspapers to wipe your butt.

Don’t even consider holidaying in Nigeria, it’s too dangerous - you have to fulfill your dream of being Nigeria’s Henry Ford. Don’t listen to people like me who have a wardrobe full of only cheap adire that is actually cheaper than just one of your Tom Ford blazers. Please keep dressing in fine silk made in some exotic place so you can be addressed accordingly.

Finally keep letting corrupt leaders who have looted your commonwealth and shipped all the monies overseas get away because to attack them does not fit your political narrative. Let us continue with the fine life, let us all continue to work for Oyibo.

But don’t forget that there is payback time and Emefiele is not your problem. Time for us all to look in the mirror and take responsibility.

Think deep and amend your fake life style so as to help and strengthen our naira.

musicwriter:
Someone should copy the above quote and send it to Buhari. He must understand the defense of the constitution and rule of law is more valuable than any so called war on corruption.

"The constitution and rule of law is more valuable than any so called war on corruption" for saying dis, you must be sleeping with your nose closed.

Corruption is more deadly dan EbolaHIV put together. If u have a future, den support fight against corruption.

A CLARION CALL FOR US (IGBOS) TO RESTORE OUR IMAGE:

There is a dangerous trend I have noticed in this country and I wish to appeal to all well meaning Igbo people all over the world to stand up and help to restore our image as a region. Each time I listen to Radio programs or read comments on Facebook, Twitter etc, I notice that people who appear to be defending corruption these days are mostly people from our region. We are good people, highly creative and industrious. We were trained with high moral values, and were taught to always conduct ourselves in ethical and professional manner. Our culture (Omenala) abhor evil, evil acts and evil people. Therefore, my heart bleeds each time I see my people openly defending corruption, thereby giving us bad image in the country.

Abacha's son and some of the people who served under him were incarcerated for many years, I didn't see any Northerner shout witch-hunt.... I can bet you, if IBB, Atiku etc are arrested today, no Hausa person will protest. Dasuki has been held for some months now, no northerner has openly come out to protest. Over 100 members of the Shiite group were killed last month by the Nigerian military, till date I've not heard the Hausas shouting "witch-hunt".... meanwhile, we all know what would have been the case if the Biafra protesters were treated the same way the Shiite members were treated.

When OBJ was president, the people that criticized him the most were the Yorubas. He openly disgraced Tafa Balogun and some other prominent Yorubas for corruption and no yoruba person made any noise. Bode George was jailed some years ago and no Yoruba person shouted witch-hunt.... I can go on and on and on..... even recently Olu Falae was fingered in the arms deal scandal, and the Yorubas have not spared him.

But anytime GEJ's name is mentioned for the way he mismanaged our economy, my people will jump out in his defense.... when did we loose our sense of morality to this extent When did we go this low as a people Are we now proud of evil All over the world, people are held to account for their stewardship when they leave office. Because if there are no consequences for corruption then the whole world will be like a zoo. Sadly, in Nigeria we are shamelessly supporting evil and making excuse for corrupt people. People who say don't talk about GEJ or don't blame GEJ seem not to understand the dangerous path they are taking our country to. This is the first time this is happening in the history of Nigeria.... PMB can also decide to loot our treasury and go and if we protest, the northerners will say he is past we should focus on the future.... the next president will also come and loot and go and this evil trend will continue till the country will finally collapse right before us.

I know that so many people will attack me and accuse me of all sorts for daring to write/make this post, but I would rather say the truth and please God than keep quiet in the face of obvious evil just for fear of being abused/abused. Let it be on record that I spoke out at a time like this when some people are giving our region bad image. There are times when silence is not golden. Evil thrive when good people keep silence. We are good people and we must arise to salvage our image and restore National and international trust. Nigeria is bigger than GEJ or PMB. Nigeria should be more important to us than PDP or APC. It's not compulsory for everybody in the country to support the president or the party in power, but it's important to criticize objectively. Be a catalyst, not an enemy of state.

God in His infinite wisdom inspired His people to write the Bible, He didn't ask them to write about leaders who succeeded alone, He also inspired them to write about the Rulers who failed, so that we can learn from them. All over the world leaders are remembered for good or for bad. Mahatma Ghandi, Abraham Lincoln, Thomas Jefferson, Nelson Mandela, Olusegun Obasanjo, Bill Clinton, Abacha, Martin Luther King, IBB, Adolf Hitler, Idi Amin etc have all lived and some are dead but they are all still being remembered for their successes and failures.. this is why it's important to always utilize your opportunities very well so that you will be remembered for good after you exit from office/earth. GEJ failed and he will always be on the wrong side of history (just like most of our past rulers in Nigeria) so no one should tell me not to talk about him anymore, because there is no future if you don't properly analyze the past and learn from it.

When a child falls down, he stands up and continue running, but when an adult falls down, he will look back and understand what made him fall and address it before taking any step further. Wisdom is profitable to direct.

Let's not forget that the world is not destroyed by those who do evil, rather the world is destroyed by those who support evil....