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Egungun self wake up fast to behold beauty now. Women na balm to men I swear.

Abeg laff small oya na:

If you and your wife combine your O’level Results and still u can't get 5 subjects Pls Don't Have Kids.
Teachers are suffering!

You are 30 and not yet CEO? What a shame! I became CEO at age 15 when my teacher said
"You and your company, leave my class"


Once you turn 25 and above there’s no need to set an alarm, your problems will wake you up by force.

The pain of having a grandmother who doesn’t do witchcraft ... people take you for granted knowing that you don’t have backup.


Nothing breaks my heart like my neighbour who has an ugly daughter and keep calling me my inlaw... Can u imagine??


After insulting the conductor and calling him all sorts of names then BOOM, you didn't see money in your pocket to pay him.

Yawa ooooooo yawa.
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Trust me the only time I am serious in my life is when am counting the number of zeros in the money I am to transfer to somebody.

Na jokes jareeeee


Once you hear people saying "his wife is controlling him" just know that the couple is living in peace ...

Bad and jealous people everywhere.


This one sabi cook. This one sabi greet. This one sabi Do

Na so Solomon take marry 700 wives


I'm in a country where if rain falls .... Transport fares will increase... Which country am I in?

If you hear a lady saying my child is my everything ... Just know the father ran away! Wisdom will not kill me !D

They say milk gives strength then I drank 4 cups of milk and I couldn't move a wall... but when I drank 4 bottles of beer I saw the walls moving by themselves.*
*These scientists are bloody liars .....


What is Nigeria turning into? A friend just told me that their father takes tithe and offering from them during morning devotion
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A pleasant week guys...

*... Make una laf small. No be all time we go dey give warnings and frown face. Problem no dey finish ooo. Habaa, even in Military Camp, there is Mami Market and Officers Mess...*.����‍♀️�‍♀️�‍♀️

RoyalBlu:
OP...

I strongly believe this message was sent to you
There's nothing new under the sun.

Let her go see a doc asap. She'll have to run some lab tests. The results will determine the course of treatment.

*She'll be fine.

Correct guy, you are geen bro.

The message is for him ooh, he come they form say it's his brother message.

Thank you for advicing him joh

Then go and stand on your own now.

Then leave home and stand on your own now

This is PDP profile below

blamingthedevil:

This Security funds looter has come again


https://www.informationng.com/2015/12/n345m-payment-from-ex-nsa-dasuki-for-consultancy-services-not-arms-procurement-iyorchia-ayu.html

You get it bro�

Fear PDP always, though APC is a rogue continuity, Nigeria youth mentality is the problem worrying this country because when election comes, they never care about the program and profile of the candidate, but they just follow the party blindly.

Only VP Osinbajo I will support no matter party that picks him as the Presidential flag bearer.

Former rogue party with world best rogue politician.

Iyocha, the head of criminal, now leading the cult group.

PDP PAST PROFILE FOR YOU:

Prof. Wole Soyinka:
IF APC is not the answer to our Problems, there is no reason going back to the instigators of the problem.
I'm not a politician but I would do everything not to have PDP in Government in Nigeria.
The greatest tragedy that can befall a nation is for her citizens to suffer collective amnesia. I believe PDP believes Nigerians have short memories, if not, Ibori would not have been included in their convention committee and Jonathan would not have been allowed to talk (He ended up indicting himself as usual anyway).
For those who may have forgotten, kindly joggle your memories with the following words on marble and you will agree with me that what happened in Eagle square on saturday was nothing but gathering of rogues.
Happy reading:

1. I acted based on Jonathan's instruction - Dasuki

2. I didn't give order - Jonathan

3. I collected 350M from Dasuki for consultation - Iyorchia Ayu

4. I only collected $30,000 from Dasuki not N100m - Bode George

5. I got N4.6b from Dasuki for spiritual purposes - Bafarawa

6. I got N650M from Dasuki for my Abuja burnt office - Thisday Obaigbena.

7. I got N2.1b from Dasuki for publicity - Dokpesi

8. I got another N100m from Yuguda he didn't tell me from where - Bafarawa.

9. I gave N100m each to Odili, Jim Nwobodo Bode George and others - Yuguda

10. The president asked me to change N10B to foreign currency for PDP delegates - Dasuki

11. My boss asked me to get $11M from the CBN - Dasuki's account officer.

12. I got order from above to pay Tompolo N13B for Maritime university land. - Nimasa DG.

13. 950m was shared in my house -- Shekarau

With all this looting and many more revealed, some people are still shouting no sign of change yet, they even say it's political persecution.

But I believe, it is the right thing to do.
If you believe too, send this to other people to garner more support for the fight against corruption and looting in our nation. There must be consequences for such crimes otherwise Nigeria will not develop.

WHERE ARE THE #WAILERS?
"Over 20 billion dollars unremitted to the Federation account, and if nothing is done by 2015 upward, Nigeria will know what economic crisis is"
*~ Emir Sanusi Lamido Sanusi*

"Whoever wins 2015 will NEVER find it easy to govern. Over 30 trillion is mismanaged, unaccounted for or missing under Jonathan."
*~ Prof Charles Soludo*

"Our reserve is depleted and our savings are squandered. Our nation is in trouble."
*~ Dr Oby Ezekwesili.*

"For seven months, NNPC did not remit any money into federation account. When I called as a sitting governor and major oil producing state, Deziani Alison Madueke refused to pick my calls."
*~ Godswill Akpabio*

"I told them to save ahead of eventualities but Jonathan had no political will to do so and this is the reason why we are in crisis, because we squandered our boom."
*~ Okonjo Iweala*

"Okonjo-Iweala, Sanusi urged us to save but we state Governors refused to save for the unseen future during the tenure of Goodluck Jonathan, despite warning from economic experts."
*~ Peter Obi*

"Jonathan is a blessed ATM machine that doesn't have secret pin number"
*~ Bala Mohammed*

* Tompolo was paid 13Billion.!
* Ex-CDS,Alex Badeh dug a pit toilet to hide $32m.
* Patience Jonathan is claiming $31m, she has sued the Nigerian state.
* Femi Fani-Kayode took 740M.
* Dasuki used trucks to load over $35B from the CBN.
* Olisa Metuh took 400M.
* Aziboala, GEJ's cousin took 6B naira.
* Nenadi Usman took 3.5B naira.
* Fayose took 3B naira.
* Obanikoro took 4Billion naira.
* Olu Falae took 100M naira.
* Tony Anenih - 400M naira.
* Oritsejafor - $35M
* Former Air Chief Amosu - 2Billion naira.
* Lucky Igbinedion-16B naira.
*Bode-George and Dabo -100B naira
* Jolly Nyame-2.4B naira.
* Joshua Dariye-700M naira.
*Nyesom Wike stole #4b.
* Diezzani with $20 billion missing oil money?
15 billon dollars missing from arms fund, 10 billion naria, converted to dollars and given as gift to delegates of PDP Nation convention, Bafarawa collected 3 billion for spiritual purposes , 12. 7 billon naria for deceased NEPA staff grew wings and disappeared, 20 billion dollars missing from NNPC accounts, 23 billon naira as bribe to INEC staffs to rig the general election. The list is endless. They only left what they can't carry or unable to lay their hands on. The list continues.....
Recession didn't just happen, people looted Nigeria into RECESSION happening.

bukky1994:
I pray he finds help, meanwhile may the love between them never wax cold

Amen ooh. God shall heal the sick husband and help their union always.

Jangbajantis:
How are they going to fowk? The wife will definitely cheat.

It's like that's your concern abi, continue

The idiots can flash 1m to celeb but can't help lift up a sick with their monies. Shame on all show people

Hack anything

LadyD22:


You misunderstood me sir , I said I don't look like it ( old fashioned in my mind) but I am in how I do things ( meaning I appreciate the little things ) I never said I want to be worshipped , not every man knows that something as simple as pulling the chair out on a date can melt a lady , it doesn't make you an idiot or a weakling as some ppl have made it to seem ,she can return the gesture in your own way too , it can be a homemade meal without you asking for it or whatever it is (not everyone does that sha) , so I know chivalry is not normal in this parts but I have seen gentlemen sooooo its very possible but its not something anyone can force or teach someone ,so it's just a wish for me , if I no kuku see , I won't kill myself

And I know what you mean , I'm not saying there's anything wrong with it , Its good you let them know that you're married , but me I commot hand inside married man matter ( and not for religious reasons) , there's going to be a lot of one sidedness , if I decide to even date a married man its going to be that he has money and he's giving me to make up for the fact that he's married because at the end of everything I'm still single , I don't think its any fun , I don't want to imagine the stress that might come with having to hide your relationship .

Nice epistle menh! Good points noted in your write-up I swear. No complete perfect person and if waiting for one, na o y o be that ooh. Even me and my angel they periodically trim ourselves to be cuisine for watchers and any watcher wey wish the style go faintly slim out I swear.

So my sis, the only quality you should topmost seek in any partner is mature understand, wealth of experience and high level of tolerance. With these qualities in a man, any wife in such man's hand is in her mother's hand, even if such man they rock outside, he will reserve the respect for his wife as honour queen.

Once more, I noted your point and respect your view ok. Nevertheless, pls seek mature and tolerance partner, and not other tale factores.

LadyD22:


That's too bad
I don't want married men at all , there's nothing to gain in that kind of relationship for me
As for the reciprocating of gestures , I don't //\\\look it but I'm an old fashioned girl , I know what I want and I've never really been that person that gets influenced easily.

Ok ooh, I hear you. As I earlier said, I'm a married man and I can never marry another lady instead, I go they explore their phenomenon.

Before I even move with a lady, I for don let am know say I be married man ooh and that na only side chick make we they do so that tomorrow, you no go they shed crocodile tears say I cheated on you or jilt you.

Again on the reciprocating gesture you say you no look am abi? like you don't fancy giving it back sho?, na wa for you ooh. So if your guy they try pleasing you and humble self to ensure you are happy by doing your bidding, you go say na inh job be that abi. You be like demi god to worship be that ooh.

Madam to be, respect is reciprocal, when you observe that someone they try ensure say things be done properly even with inconvenience, just they reciprocate it fast fast and turn am deity so as to swell up inh head so that he no go get discourage ok.

My piece advise sha

LadyD22:


lol which one?

I'm married.

But for other qualities enh, I'm qualify even include chivalry attitude.

But is it possible and practicable for female to reciprocate the good man gesture i.e chivalry gesture? Why I said this is that female never get please whut whatever is theirs, they compare and always want more till they they meet their waterloo.

So if you consider me eligible enh, make I mail you babe ok.

Help2020:

Continue deceiving yourself with nonsense education. So a new study will surface that will prove masturbation has side effects. Dey deceive urself.

How do you mean to say he continue deceiving self enh? No matter what, let everyone follow inh heart abeg. The akata weh design option B materials for them people know that when real is absent, you fall on the present to easy an urgent needs. Those real no they they available sometime and even if avail, cash they scarce to get them abi now

Help2020:

Nan God go punish people like you that lied to me that masturbation has no side effects.
My enemy almost got blind. Depression,back pain,lack of sex drive,lack of motivation,constant sadness, all caused by masturbation. Till date I still suffer from depression and blurring vision despite spending millions of naira to treat myself.
Listen to this op if you want your life to be miserable.. In fact,continue masturbating if you like,nan body go tell you.

Bro, get it straight to your skull that you have a freedom to do anything that pays you but don't have a freedom to control the consequences right and therefore, never follow others to act anyhow ok. What is a food to one man may be poison to another ok. You no need to they burst and abuse anybody because of your ordeal now.

Fingers no equal abeg. Waiting you do and almost cause your life, na inh others do and they flex with am, so learn your own way and never follow others because they say this and that ok.

I still believe that what is a food to me may be poison to you sure and it will be wrong to follow anyhow. Study before acting abeg.

That is my advice for you and others that just hear and act without recourse to their safety first.

Chill bro.

LadyD22:
This is a really populated forum and I'm hoping its the right place to put this , its very unusual but I am here to say that I am single and ready to mingle , nope not hookups or sex mates , like something more serious, so please DO NOT RESPOND if you are
a) married
b) already in a serious relationship
c) below 30
d) you know deep deep down you're not up for anything like that

I would start off describing myself
I am 21 , a student , I come a large family , i am dark in complexion , I am tall and slim , a mix of an introvert and an extrovert , but I love my introverted self better ,it depends on where I am and who I'm with.
My four major interests are music , fashion , food , and pets.
I love fashion a lot , I can't stay without music I get migraines if its more than 3 days , I get away with a lot when it comes to food coz of my deceptive body , I am hoping it doesn't surprise me one day , I don't even workout to maintain it , I've never dated anyone that doesn't like pets ,I don't think it will end well if I did.

ABOUT YOU
I want to skip physical attributes , coz once I thought I liked tall dark dudes and ended up really wanting this light skinned short dude , I guess you can't really choose .
But the non- negotiables for you are;
1) I am your type ( some dudes will see something that's not broken and say they want to fix it , avoid me )
Please don't come with a plan to manage me , I take God beg you , I would have dropped my pic but this place is too crowded , I fit jam my papa sef so I'll drop a pic of what you can expect ( close enough right?)

2)you must love pets , I might be getting a cat , you might meet it or a dog , you might meet it , they usually live with me so coming around me , means being acquainted to them , it's a turnoff for me when someone can't stand pets , I can manage friend but not partner won't work

3) you're open to adventure and exploring new things in any area , I don't like over serious men , no matter how good looking you believe you are

4) I appreciate a man who practices chivalry

My hobbies are ;
Singing
Movies ( any kind if its interesting but mostly soap operas , kdrama , ROM com's , horror , anything that has Jackie chan , jet li and Mr bean inside can pass)

I am from cross river , but I grew up in Rivers PH and I live there, Its a plus if you live or are from Rivers too , long distance hasn't worked out for me yet
I like men that are older , its my thing , I don't really know why but I accept it
So I will drop my email , I will be expecting you

Starrjuneau@gmail.com ( tell me about you )

I feel like applying to your bid now but you no go select me because I no meet one of the conditions you put up.

Buhari and APC have really dealt with Nigerians*

>They met Malt drink at #100 but now it is #250

>They met coca cola at #60 but now it's #200
They met cooking gas @ #150 per KG but today it is #800

>They met a bag of cement@#2000 but now it's #4000.

>They met met toothpaste (close-up) @#180 per one but today is now #450.

>They met matches @ #5 for one sachet bit now is #20.

>They met Pepsi @#50 for a bottle but now is #130

>They met camry 2.4 @ #800,000 but now is #2,700.000

>They met electricity tariff @#7 per a unit but now is #45

>They met a loaf of bread � @#200 but now is #600 for the cheapest.

>They met a litre of fuel ⛽@87 but now is #166

>They met a litre of Disel @#150 but now is #330

>They met VAT @1% and increased to 7.5%

>They met Federal Universities tuition fees @ less than #20,000 but now is almost #100k

>They met mattress @#50 k for a big size but today is #150k

>They met Kings 4litre vegetable oil �️ @ #2000 but now is #6000

>They met exchange rate (Naira to a dollar)@ #150 but today is#500

>They met bag of rice ���@#8000 but now is#30000

>They met bag of beans @#20000 but today is #100k

>They met children biscuits at #5 per one but today is#20 per one and the quantity is reduced

>They met sweet (milkos, and the rest @ two #5 but now is one#10.

> They met Sardine with 3-4 fiesh @N120 but now it is N500 for 2 piece of fish.

> A 2 bedroom flat in mainland of Lagos that used to go for #180k is now #600k

> Transport on Hiace bus from Lagos to Abuja that used to be #2500-3500 is now #10,500 - #13,000

They even met me and you normal but now erractic. This is all round change indeed

*Buhari and APC have really dealt with Nigerians*

>They met Malt drink at #100 but now it is #250

>They met coca cola at #60 but now it's #200
They met cooking gas @ #150 per KG but today it is #800

>They met a bag of cement@#2000 but now it's #4000.

>They met met toothpaste (close-up) @#180 per one but today is now #450.

>They met matches @ #5 for one sachet bit now is #20.

>They met Pepsi @#50 for a bottle but now is #130

>They met camry 2.4 @ #800,000 but now is #2,700.000

>They met electricity tariff @#7 per a unit but now is #45

>They met a loaf of bread � @#200 but now is #600 for the cheapest.

>They met a litre of fuel ⛽@87 but now is #166

>They met a litre of Disel @#150 but now is #330

>They met VAT @1% and increased to 7.5%

>They met Federal Universities tuition fees @ less than #20,000 but now is almost #100k

>They met mattress @#50 k for a big size but today is #150k

>They met Kings 4litre vegetable oil �️ @ #2000 but now is #6000

>They met exchange rate (Naira to a dollar)@ #150 but today is#500

>They met bag of rice ���@#8000 but now is#30000

>They met bag of beans @#20000 but today is #100k

>They met children biscuits at #5 per one but today is#20 per one and the quantity is reduced

>They met sweet (milkos, and the rest @ two #5 but now is one#10.

> They met Sardine with 3-4 fiesh @N120 but now it is N500 for 2 piece of fish.

> A 2 bedroom flat in mainland of Lagos that used to go for #180k is now #600k

> Transport on Hiace bus from Lagos to Abuja that used to be #2500-3500 is now #10,500 - #13,000

They even met me and you normal but now erractic. This is all round change indeed

Nigeria ladies like to monetize every advances put to them. They see men as money making machine and themselves as appropriate receiving object.

No matter how financially sound a woman is, if she is Nigerian, she believe that it's man's duty to still spend for her.

If you are on outing with a lady, you foot the bill, and if she takes you out, you still foot the bill.

If you see a babe and feel to enter each other, she monetize your request before the act could commence, whereas in advance world, akata babes only need the real nigga who can drill the tunnel hard beyond her imagination and after the game, the two feel fulfilled and always be available for each other next time without cost and charges unnecessarily.

My advice to Nigeria ladies is stop monetizing guys by saying "money for hand back for ground" when guys make advances to them to drill their hole.

Choice of being either natural or artificial.

A real people are natural while feal insecure people are artificial.

Why showing Buhari your title

I talk am

Eggactly. Thank you Prof.

Even now, Twitter ban in Nigeria has made it possible for me to be in Nigeria and be tweeting from Canada with VPN changing my location and tackling this focusless government.

Kindly visit your playstore and download winscribe VPN, on it and change your location to any country, that's all, we move

Tell them jo

Hmmmm, let me wait for this guy to comment first

Are you serious? Which COS? Atahiru way just come yesterday? Eeeyaaaaaah!!!!

Well, RIP to COS ooh.

Na Brutai and others cause your quick transition ooh because if for say them no embezzle the money bugdeted to buy weapon and aircraft enh, you for no they fly for inside old cargo and manage aircraft ooh.

Well, to other officers, serve Nigeria with sense.

Eeeyaaaaaah!!!!

RIP to COS ooh.

Na Brutai and APC cause your quick transition ooh because if say them no embezzle the money bugdeted to buy weapon and aircraft enh, you for no they fly for inside old cargo and manage aircraft ooh.

Well, to other officers, serve Nigeria with sense.

Somebody pls help me ooh!!!

No be the same God of Heaven you people called Allah be your God again? How come your father, Allah, come they defend your proclaim enemy so tay hin they defend them against your attack enh?

Guy, wake up shap shap from your mumu belief and follow confirm true God of Heaven ok.

Na sense I borrow you sha ooh.

Are you for real?