₦airaland Forum

Smart brain. Now I don't have to rely on what the lying estate agents tell me.

Relationships are a waste of emotions.

IsIs: Islam.

I just want the Nigeria of my fathers.

Fryingpan1:
there is no place like iheapku in Awka.

Check your map. Mind you, it's not in Awka.

He is cute

Am I the only one who think he's cute?

Dear Friends & Relatives
Following the recent adjustment in fuel price, I have a restructured proposals for the year 2016 & beyond. Kindly read through & note as it affects you.
1. Visits to ur house or offices outside 3kilometre radius has been classified long distance & to be embarked on once in a year.
2. Visiting ur house or office on agreed appointment & meeting ur absence is a crime & will only be forgiven upon receipt of 50 liters of fuel.
3. Visits to d village has been classified a luxury & would be embarked upon once in 6 years.
4. In d unlikely event that u need to seriously see me, please I am always on facebook, whatsapp, bbm, instagram and all social media platforms.
5. Weddings, burials & naming ceremonies outside the Abuja metropolis are not to be attended. Presents will be sent by courier.
6. Weddings in d Abuja town with reception following & venues more than a walking distance from d church, I will attend only d church event to avoid being held up in traffic.
7. Please family meetings & all sorts of gathering are prohibited, all such can be done through skype & conference calls, kindly learn how this facilities work.
8. Do not call me @any hour of d day or night to take u to d hospital am not a taxi driver or a doctor.
9. If u are visiting please come with your hand fans & your phone batteries charged as d generator is only to be used at my pleasure.
10.Invitations for events outside Abuja are prohibited except of course you are providing my means of transportation to & fro.
11. Bicycles, Donkeys and Carmels are alternative means of transportation, please check your economics textbook. Do not ask me why am using them.
Thank u all for your continued cooperation.

FantasyHub:
I have traveled to many parts of this country and noticed the happiness level changes from city to city.

From Abuja to maiduguri, Enugu to Lagos, makurdi, uyo. etc

My picks are:
Enugu
Abuja
Illorin

Let me see urs

My picks are:
Enugu
Uyo
Abuja

We will surely die someday. Get well pa.

jubebaister:
I don't blv that. It's Indians that do juju or voodoo. Beside, my landlady is too classy for juju or voodoo. She's hot, busty and charming. Decent and a born again too

Shaaaaraappppp

It's like keeping a chicken as a pet one day, you will surely eat it.

And she doesn't even have breast

Ipobdevil:
Goodnews anything to frustrate Buhari is welcome...yarn i-m based in Europe so that one no concern me ..i will do and send my mum some money next week jare make this suffering no touch her

You dey Europe and your mama dey soak akkamu for 9ja

Jenifa nah local celebrity.

everystep87:
Some people get talents sha.......
Jehovah! Pls wetin be my talent. Pick my call because time dey go.
LOVELY.

Babe, we are on the same train.

Oh Vivian gist, were have you been?

Dammyllionaire:
You are seriously from Iheapku Awka?

Yeah

Humble 2baba. That's why we love him.

Ugly guys always having the most beautiful women.

Mr Ben again?

Airforce1, we all know you are the same person behind this Moniker.

This guy's voice can make you have organism. NB: Timi Dakolo no fine..

emekakelvin:
..... I have only heard of blind bartimus

Lol!

mrvitalis:
Mason is a genuine organisation and there is nothing spiritual about it.... A little research won't hurt

I intend to join when am ready

Yeah. Just like Beta sigma. I wish women are allowed into it.

Guys with pot belle are sexy. DM if you are one.

Fat men. This photo is misleading.

Nah only brewery companies dey sign this guy?

phr33man:
you are good to go with political science. To gain admission with that result and no entrance exam visit:www.esgtbenin.com for admission info.

Note: The school is in Benin Republic

But it's not accredited.

Nigeria men are liars..