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Face of festac used to be as popular as what nairaland is today. I mean d webmaster himself "oleku" was no childs play, very ingenous and brilliant. seun osewa could not behold him then. Infact i remember some of the very active and funny faceoffestac members like, username, marshall, flippin, b4byte, MVP, it was fun.

But after a few months of being inactive, the site came back on but the hype was gone.

What happened pls.

A stammerer was worried about the extent of his stammering and met a lawyer.

Stammerer: I a-a-m so w-wo-worr- wo-worrie--worried abou--abouut my st-stam--stammerr--ing.

Lawyer: Its ok, Calm down, Have a seat and slowly count from one to ten.

Stammerer: o--on--one, tw--twoo, thr--threee, seven, eight, nine, ten, Wow, i cant believe it, i have been cured.

Lawyer: Your fee is 100,000 naira

Stammerer: Wh- wha--what d-di-did u sa- sa-saay?

How come i am able to log in now,

Poor administrative control i guess.lol

Anyway, i am back my people.

Wats crackalacking

cant complain, its all about making ends meet. U know u never really got to give me your yahoo IM, i would have gotten through to you before now.

hey baby, i have been out of town for a while. How are you

@ POSTER

CAN U DRINK WATER THROGH YOUR MOUTH

she has low self esteem

@ poster

bugger off

I think this gabrwly (sounds more to me like gab, weasel) posts dumb thread, Beats me.

wen e gum, na good thing now.

@ Poster

Uhn? U kidding right?

Take a hike.

ok. so do u wana give me ur YIM ID so we will talk berra. u know dere are so many nosey people here on nairaland

she came over to mine and I needed to go out somewhere. I didn't want to tell her cos I was d one that invited her over and she has been complaining about me not spending quality time with her plus we just made up after a bad fight. so I pretended I called a friend who just broke  an emergency news to me asking me to meet im when in actual fact I dialled d customer srvice number.inknown to me she was actually hearing the other end.(my phone volume was loud). and sheknew it was an automated voice at d oda end not my fiend,  she dissed d hell out of me and left in annoyance. I was mortified.and it was very embarrasing when she found me out

u are welcome, anytime. bout d number of guys , I guess there is always a 'turned a new leaf stage'. wipe ur slate clean and we start on a new page. u on YIM?

@ y me, dam*n girl, are that many I know u just fooling around. u not a hoe. I can spot one from 10miles off. and if they were that many, ur bloke would av had u out his door long before now. well seriuosly now, I been lookin out for u here for a while, dnt ever leave me hanging like dat. I was woried about u

hey yme. what's d do shawty? holla

I see u lots like living in denial. anywy ignorance is a disease. as for d number of girls I have had, I av lost count long ago. heck, if she is giving it away for free, I might as well av some of it, doesn't mean I like or even respect d hoe for bein so cheap. if she doesn't have a sense of value and pride for herself, who am I to refuse a ''free gift''? that's my excuse, holes, em, sorry ladies, what's urs?

who says d dam.n question aint relevant?? I pity u. have u ever walked into party(or even a church gathering) with ur supposed girlfriend and at least 3 dudes out of the lot have bonekerd ur girl and at least another 5 of d dudes there have reached halfway with her. this things happen and on a daily basis. as a dude its one of d most embarrasin moment. talkless of it being ur wife. as for me, If I am going to be serious with u , I wana kno everythn and everyone, names, age addresses , social security number, of all d guys u av laid. if its a number I am comfortable with, fine, cos I wouldn't want to be caught unawares.

and stop creating fictitous numbers that even sounds absurd in ur ears. every girl, I mean every girl I av ever asked dat question tells me d maxium number of guys she has slept with is 2!!!! 2!!! like hello!!! it aint ur fault u are a hoe or ur pussy itches u each time u see a guy. own up to the number of guys and maybe, just mayb u will be respected for omce being realistic. Foolish hooes.

I just realized that most of the threads I create on dis column either gets deleted or moved to where d Bleep I don't know. now since my posts are not obscene or degrading and only just reflect some of my funny experiences I decide to share on here which y'all should be grateful, I can only conclude dese 'busy' moderators r hatin or just seekin cheap attention from me. too bad I aint into faceless, probably obese from getting to sit too long in front of d computer moderating; and not too mention fugly old chics. just expressing my freedom of speech freedom. u can kiss my black ass.

we like totally different things. for examplia she loves watching those boring nigerian homevideos and whenever she is over at mine, forces me to watch them with her. and no matter whatever excuse I feign I dnt get away with it. but I still love her.

a postgraduate degree has Zero significance in nigeria especially even when u dnt av any valid work experience. what a cousin of mine is going through is enough fact for me. after spending more that 10 million naira on a US masters degree including tuition, accommodtion, feeding, books etc, she is still being treated as an entry level graduate just because she doesn't have d necessary professional qualifications yet. this happened in about three big international firms. I would advice dese young graduates scrambling for student visa to go n study abroad for a masters degree that that is not d beginning of career life. u still av to do ur professionals. I see it as errant nonsense though. share ur views everyone.

tHE THICK BLACK WOMAN ANYTIME ANYDAY

@poster

Most nigerian girls are materialistic. Thats d number one major cause of heartbreak for girls.

They see a guy with flashy clothes, nice ride, sweet words, fine face and dey throw all caution to winde mistaking lust and infatuation and greed for love.

Point taken.

There was this girl i used to date back then, she was d worst kisser ever. she didnt know how to use her tongue and her saliva was all so slurpy. it was like kissin a dead woman. lol