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***trying to crack a joke out of this stuff but no...... THIS NEEDS SERIOUS CONSIDERATION
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No wonder


U guys didn't c his picture at mama awards.....

His eyeball wan drop se.... hell yeah dat weed's too much

Chissosss!!!

I thought only hulk squeezes cars like dat.

kkkashanw:
you sure know how to book space

At least someone else is noticing the wasteful nigga

herzern0:

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Bros u are very fond of this thing

U dey waste precious space

This guy ran out of yaba left yesterday


I don find ma guy tire

Guys u wont believe it, isee am yesterday


Olamide wan dash 'owoblow' to shina, still im refuse, talk sey im go work am out

So wrong

No b today grammy dey do am

And who d fck b d guy ontop of me

Crazy ...
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I believe dat film is called nemesis

c as I sare enter this thread

Op na hau ur pre wedding pics go be.

The girl fine no b lie


But he should know better than cracking jokes, causing unnecessary attention

Well i might not be so good at relationships, but one thing that gets me going is the art of conversation, yep! you heard right. Big yannsh and boobs without a good way and style of talking leaves most men baffled by your imperfect imperfection. I just so love girls who know how to talk, and not the usual, 'yes', 'no' and 'ok' replies. Below are 7 tips to get going in a proper conversation/gisting for guys who yearn to impress.

1. Always have an inch of 'vibrato' in your voice; Even mad dance pop songs have that vibrating effect that makes your ears cool down, and damn! hers will surely chill to hear the next word when u start like that. You could also ask Jason Staham how he does it.
(Note; If u cant do it, no try am. Forming is something cool when it works out, but will surely let u down)

2. Never start a JOKE/SENTENCE u cannot finish : Ever imagined ur babe listening with all ears and all your self chuckled jokes end in .......... Damn! i don't even know how to cover that up. Being funny is an attitude, which many have, but some don't,nut when you end up starching her ribs with ur stupidly ended sentences or jokes, her attention bar for you drops drastically. Even in my secondary school, we had special chairs that was to be thrown when dose dry comedians perform.

3. Never be too straight in your conversation : Girl's were really never made to be cunny/funny when talking so why should you join the clique. Remember 'like poles never attract', infact them dey throw blow sef. She might be smiling, answering 'yes', and 'no' to your 'ave you eaten', 'are you fine', questions but those feets are trying to move men.Try to add spice to conversations, hiding comments, weird suggestions and d likes.

4. Audible and Vocal sentences: Always wondered why films are always so flawless in their words..... let me break it for you. U dont hear them saying 'ehhn' or 'you say' in it. A a person, I barely repeat words, and if i do, I say it in another way, cos I understand how frustrating it is to be halting conversation with those words. Open your ears and talk well, it helps a lot. WEven lectures dont like a good student when he writes illegibly, why?, he cant 'see' and understand what he is seeing

5. Allow space for eye contact: You're not whooing her or anything, but when your white balls do a little mingle and tingle in a little gap of silence, it adds flavour to everyting. Don't shy away from her face, E no go chop you, so try to see whether she is enjoying you or not. But tooo much space in gist is deadly, it kills the vibe.

6. Cool, calm Face: Let your mouth be the active feature on your face. Eyes stagnant, looking quite dull (No shine am oo), Nose stagnant, head barely moving, and your mouth flexing with frequent smiles and frowns. With that a face would surely look cool, and let's face it.... a cool face is cool.

7. Be funny or try to be: I no need tell my guys this one at all. The joy of a man is when a babe laughs to your jokes. But not only that it changes her view of you but also allows her to hold high expectations from your conversations. Meaning: when she meets you next time, you could see her buzzing with chuckles cos she expects an hilarious sentence anytime. Callin a hoe a hoe people, gisting is never gisting when you can't laugh over what is being heard.

Even in guys to guys or girl to girl, conversations are the basis of 'clicking'. It might not guarantee you sey u go fvck her dat night, but it leaves a sensation that cannot be replaced when done properly. A no believe sey im go long like dis, but what else folks...........add urs!!!

Mikylopez:
really i didn't know until my friend bought a car then he told me himself... he doesn't lock his phone dosent wear a chain looks so innocent

People in my skill are meant to spot this guys, but this my guy as thin as he was had a 89k wrist watch, an apple laptop and the latest hp laptop!

Hes so cute and innocent..

Even my younger sister no fit fall for that, got to be smart and suspicious men

Trust me u need to c dose guys in my area, even with microscope, u no go know

So she is nau d role model abi
God knows I never expected anything really motivating from her from d start, from flirt in film to chop belle from integer X

Her life though

Dat man don find wetin im go self-service for for night

Vaseline crew moderator, happily snapping the beaten woman

Dis could be anybody men, I could even c d broken and crushed wrists

So sad, rip!!

Wats dis op's problem with ponzi.schemes
it hasn't crashed yet not, as I have just entered d site

Ehhhen, so na u chinedu always dey come meet..... make I go chain chinedu for dat roof sef.

C au d man looks responsible like ma oga for work, no worry 10 years to come na guys with suit and bowtie go dey under handcuffs

So what are we now?



A sampler and d sampled