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Fvking puscious and assious

Its one good prayer against the whole nigerian youths 'die soon' prayer... If our God dey count score, buhari would die anytime soon

iamadonis2:
Keep quiet and be patriotic for once. Diz matter nor concern us. When it directly affects us, I'll take up arms with you and fight Buhari.

So what u just come here fight for what... I'm in a quite spicy mood today and I can joke with whatever I want to.... Fvking stay out of my mentions nigga

Woah.. Even the adviser has forgotten his advice.

I think buhari can die now

U can never have sense...

I understand u want to make FP..
But guy change that 68 years to 68 dog years...
It ain't nice to mislead guys

WTF!!!!
Guy na ur pikin go bang dat sh!t... Not me

Woah.... Nigeria will not surprise me again..

God I thought recession was a temporary something as described by oxford dictionary...

Jesus...when are u coming

FP!!!!!..
So even if person just post davido goes to toilet... Na fp
Since lala na snakes.. I wonder who be d mod wey like davido like dis

boottaesama:
u tink 7 inches plenty, for me it looks average size.

more like they grinning but you can see they are in pain. like literally you pull out and start asking are you ok.

Sure don't mind me. I just measured mine and it turned out to be 8 inches
Baba u know what to do na... Find a deeper well

First of all... They don't grin in pain...

Hollup... 7 inches!!!! ... I smell lies

who is this nas guy... shey na new goodmorning cornflakes

like d gist go decrease price of garri

nairaland is now a dumpground for useless info
there should be age ban with those to be cleared posting there birth certificate

just imagine the rubbish i just read above me. asin what does dis op want us to do

dingbang:
Chai... But I hope she no dey open leg for all these boiz

are u airforce1's brother?

cos u kinda sound like him, this senseless, brainless, clueless way of talking.

why do i have a feeling that that is not the thread's picture...
they were supposed to be unclad and in the midst of children na

MZLady39:
Brother,
This is an interesting post....in the manner that you're approaching atheism.
If I'm correct, you're questioning why they don't believe when even supernatural existence (via "juju", a form of witchcraft, is so readily practiced in Nigeria...moreso all of Africa).
Hmm.....you are correct in saying that Americans don't really believe in witchcraft.
It's been sensationalized and reduced to fiction so tremendously that Americans have been "dumbed down" & wouldn't recognize it in reality.
I'm an African-American who has struggled with the belief....since I joined NL. I didn't realize how deep the thing is.
But clearly it exists.
Practically, it would need to exist to represent "balance" or (good vs. evil).
If one believes in God, then one should believe in the enemy.
But if one believes in neither, then.....well....
Anyhow, I ran across a Black American pastor online who stated how we, Americans, really don't understand about the demonic realm like other countries like Nigeria....and other continents like Asia & India. He visited Nigeria a few times and came back with some powerful stories about situations that he witnessed....
Sorry for so long a post....and not to derail the thread or give credence to a defeated enemy...
But I found what you said interesting....

thanks...

Don’t get me mistaken, I’m not one of those critical fanatics that try to attack every aspect of atheism either on evolution or whatever. I don’t even know half of the big bang theorem talk less of tearing it apart. But from my Nigerian eyes I just observe some things.
Of course most of the reasonable atheists I know are what I call “omo butter”. Believe me some atheists might have hustled in life but in complete exposure to the Nigerian environment, I beg to argue. I currently saw a seun’s topic asking if magic, witches and stuff about supernatural are true. Well you should know his stand now, but a post that plainly told him that he should go to a particular area in Ondo (which I know being a student of Futa) and find out was what caught my attention.
As a Nigerian youth that had quite a rough life I have witnessed firsthand some ‘crazy’ things. Let me just gist u small.
When I was growing up, my aunty was jazzed by her husband, he practically bewitched her to marry him being a poor lazy idiot. Our family just kept shouting at her asking her what she saw in him, but nah, she just went on. It was only when my Mom (who was a powerful influential woman) intervened when we discovered a fully red scary calabash with white stuff under my aunt’s bed. It was broken and then was when she confessed all the guy did for her, how he made her walk in the middle of the night with ‘ebo’ and all (this was a woman who can shout, abuse fire and a typical no-nonsense woman).
In my Jss2, I was crushing on a girl more than ant sef. It was not until when a particular day wey my eyes clear. A particular ‘pastor teacher’ directly accused her of being possessed of a marine spirit. Well I just swallowed hard thinking it was just a normal abuse until when I stayed back with the man and girl when it was fellowship time, and lo and whatever sha, the man started shouting ‘demon come out’, I guess he wanted me to witness it. I was so afraid as the girl was gyrating on the floor like 240 volts was being passed through her continuously, then she fell into a deep sleep…. I was like, she na jazz be dis!!!
I don’t intend to give you guys more cos it would look like I’m just forming it believe me its real. It is so easy for American people to doubt everything supernatural when the closest strangest things they see is harry potter ‘experiamusing’ people on TV.
When someone has been so exposed to things like that and still doubt the existence of a ‘God’ he is just a ‘circumstantial atheist’. I.e he believes there is no governing supernatural body because of how his life has turned out. Just like most agberos on the street, they wouldn’t tell you there is a God, but they would slap you if you tell them baba ifa is just wasting his time mixing concoction in his shrine. If you doubt me just go ask your successful ‘G’ or yahoo boy why he does his ‘science or level’. I’m not going to say more that, those that understand, understand.
Religion has many numerous faults being that the church and its ways were orchestrated by man who is very prone to faults and mistakes, But closing your eye to the truth of things is so annoying. Hell, my life has not been smooth at all but being there something not physical is quite enough for me to acknowledge a body. I just watched a video yesterday where a chronic atheist proved and acknowledged the existence of Jesus in the past but hell, I’m not going towards that angle.
The boring speech is getting long, so let me just ‘cut it from it's genesis ’. Seeing is believing, so let a master theoretical atheist so thorough in his explanation just try to sell it to me, I’ll shrug it off the next second, unless you try to explain it to me if all I have witnessed were mere projections on a white board. I know I haven’t spoken much about God but, I have to start from somewhere, at least if there is a devil, there must be a God. So if you still want to see more ‘activity’, come and meet baba kunle in my area, the stuff he will show you in a day is just enough.
Till I post again.

DeBret:
All what I can see is Douglas, ATM machine and a young guy

this one wey all ur post na all i see, all i see. u buy extra eye?

Her virginity

preccy69:
he did at first, he was starved so he left

well bae i'm no pro with relationships... i'm just a fine boi who does a lot more thinking than talking. gudluck with ur lovelife

all this people sha
any small thing run to nl to occupy precious space. you asked a question and u answered it. baba na u sabi ur gf..... figure it out!!!

preccy69:
nd u just concluded dat I wasn't I was everything except sex

well u know men nau dont u.. but i really doubt a guy in this 21st sextury that would truly respect u in ur sex decision

preccy69:
I don't knw hw to start,ok
am just 19,we've been dating for a year nd six months now,we r crazily in love,I think I love him more,recently he's been acting strange no love texts messages,kisses, nd all d things he used to do,I miss d man I fell in love with, he's changed everything about him,so I went to see him on Saturday, nd he was on bed with another girl,he didn't even notice dat I opened door till I shut,den he came after me,he's 24,up to dis moment I can't bliv he cheated on me truth is we r nt having sex I asked if he could wait till after marriage nd he was cool with it,I confronted him nd all he could say was how long was I expecting him to stay,without sex,guys is it fair??u have a girl dat loves nd respects u,cares for u,its nt like he even asked me for it,I feel so hurt,he's been banging her for months nw,but is it all about d sex u guys getis itu myt b thinking dat it has to do with money but its doesn't I just wanted to b happy with him,dats all,we were close to taking an oath last year,but cos of his exams he couldn't come,he later convinced me to drop d idea my question is, are their good guys,is it all about a pair of legs dat spread

it not just about the sex, i was once in your b.fs shoes and found out that i was only lookin forward to meeting bae to satisfy my pleasures.
thing is every guy wants someone that intrigues them, and if you are just missis i love u. he'll just want your 'love', and since u couldnt give what he wants... he goes to another customer.
lesson: try to be more fun and dangerous in the relationship, men like a sharp diamond even though they dont know what it is made of...

COURT : you are hereby charged with removing and keeping james hardley chase covers for miscaleneous purposes

ME : sure sure, guilty

men i wanna purge!!

op at least pay respect to sunday's morning

watching porn

lol...

op vex put the thread for crime section.