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jessiecah:
Looking fine and excited

I love ur top (cloth).

Mathematical:
Its aii.. am sorry too

NICE! 2 mature people just proved it.

Battery1:
Kikikikikikikikikiki...i have caused a fight btw 2 innocent pple...huhahuhahuhahuhahuhahuha!!!!

If you are the type that chats on BBM, you will understand what am saying. If want to learn some tricks on how to be cunny, simply meet one of your sisters and she will teach you because girls are naturally cunny. Some of them always claim to be wise, they usually dont come out open and express what they want but will always do it indirectly using signs such as when they need sex, when they need money, when they like someone, they also indirectly ask for BIS subcription too.

Below are some of the things they usually write on their status when their BIS expires and need someone to help them subcribe.

1. WILL BE OFFLINE FOR LONG:
This is a trickish way of forcing you to ask her why will you be offline for long. Initially, she will pretend not to tell you.
Guy: Dear, why do want to be offline for long?
Girl: My dear, never mind, its personal.
Now the guy will claim to be a good friend or caring or to show concern and persist to know why without knowing he is actually entering into into trouble.

2. WHO CARES ABOUT ME:
When she asks this question, her intention is to induce converstaions and some guys will be like...Baby, you know I care about you. She will now smile because you have entered the net. The next question is...I know you do but can you proof it? The guy will respond ofcourse, just tell me anything you want. Thats when she will now chip-in what she actually wants without you knowing. To the guy, he is proofing but to the girl he is not proofing, he is subcribing for her because she is not interested in whatever you claim to be proofing but her BIS.

3. NOT NOW:
This is another indirect way of asking for BIS subcription because when she writes it, some of those guys who have been chyking her for sex or maybe for love will be like...baby whats the problem @your status? She will first complain how stupid android is in melting down someone's MB, she will say it in such angry mood that she just subcribed N2000 for MB last week and its almost finished, sometimes she will blame it on her sisters and end up saying that the worse is right now, she doesnt have a dime to subcribe now. In that way, you the chyker have been told to do something indirectly and as a chyker, you will be like..Oh, sorry about that, I will see what I can do..which network? She will now say...Thank you darling, you are so nice and sends a hugging and kissing smiley. Your response will be...Welcome baby, its my pleasure.

4. DAMN BROKE:
This is the one they all do both for BIS or when they need money from chykers or their boy friends. This one isobvious, you dont need to ask someone with such status what does she want. Some guys will start sending encouraging words like...dear, take it easy its just for a while. Some guys will be like...My dear, its every where o @your status. People like us will pretend not to see it. But believe me, there are many that will stil respond and say...Dear, lets talk about your status. Every other message entering will remain "delivered" and not "Read" because she is now busy with you and its only messages from people like you that need to be read, others are stingy.

5. NEED TO CHANGE NETWORK:
She writes she needs to change network so that someone or people will ask her why and believe me, people or someone will surely ask. And you know as someone who needs to change to another network for browsing will need to subcribe it. She will give you many reasons why wants to change which may or may not be true but at the end she will also add...but I have a problem. You will definitely ask what the problem is and thats when she will make her intentions known to you in polite way as if her status isnt all about that her intention. Wise guys will tell you, hmmm...I think its better you manage that network until the BIS expires.

6. PUTS A CRYING OR SAD SMILEY:
When a girl puts such faces on her status, the chykers and the boy friend (s) will start asking questions. She will first try to put you in a defensive situation by first telling that there is no need telling you because you might not help or that she doesnt want to bother you with her problem but why did she have to put that face there when she wants to carter for her problems alone? Believe me, some guys dont like challanges especially someone who has been finding a way to show you that he likes you. Immediately you say what the problem is, he will try to proof you wrong.

7. GUYS ARE STINGY:
When she writes this, some guys in her chat list will be like...Na today you know?, some annoying ones will be like...you havent said what you want, some will be like...how do you know, the ones that will enter the trap will be like...baby am not among the stingy ones, some will be like...You are wrong, not all guys. She will now look for replies that suit her intentions and start up chats with you. If you say you are not stingy and that not all guys are stingy, you have to show proof and that way, she will get what she wants.

8. HOW I WISH:
Guys are good in asking what do you wish @your status. Some with bad minds will think what she means is..How i wish I was with someone right now. Whe you ask out of curiosity, she will tell you that what she means is how she wishes she could have a caring and loving guy. In this way, she will end up getting what she wants from those distrubing chykers and sex seekers.

9. AM NOT OK:
This is almost same as No. 6 except that here she expresses her mood in words and not with a smiley. As someone who is chyking a girl on BBM or someone who is dating someone, you need to know why she is not ok. She will tell you I will be fine, that you dont need t bother and you will persist to know why she is not ok, thats when she you will buy the problem. If you pretend not to see it like us and if you two are close, she will ask you whether you didnt see her status which is normal or if she is a desperate one, she will ask you if you didnt see her status whether you are close or not.

10. CALL ME IF MY BBM IS NOT AVAILABLE:
This is an indirect way of saying No. 1
When she wirtes this, those chykers will be asking why, why, why? In this type of case, she always says it directly that she doesnt have money to subcribe for her BIS for now. Believe me, either her boy friend or one of the chykers will definitely do something.

11. I LOVE CHEERFUL GUYS:
She will write this one few days to the day her BIS will expire like 4 or 5 days ahead. There will be arguments, there will be some lovely chats and when the time comes, she will write any of the above status already listed above.

Girls, try these and you will always get someone to subcribe your BIS.
Guys, be aware of these and you will never be a victim.

APC is planning something bad and they are scared of police and army. What OP posted will be waved off if Jonathan speaks, so shut up!

Alright OP, lets go by history and live by history but you people should stop talking about corruption when you mention Jonathan because there was corruption in the past, so its not a crime if there is corruption now. Useless people always having something to use for defense. I thought you people want change, so why woould buhari boycot debate because past leaders did so? Animals!!!!

APC e-touts wil say that buhari is not a man of too many words but the truth is...he has nothing to say or any points to give out. Besides, he knows if he speaks long, he will either make numerous grammatical errors which nigerians will use against him or he wil vomit numerous lies. His advisers warned him.

God is indirectly warning the yorubas and indirectly sending messages to yorubas but due to ignorance, people wont listen or understand.

Its illegal for rain to fall by this time let alone a heavy one, its a warning though i know that APC e-touts will always turn it into something else to favour them.

You cant sweep the rain with a broom, thats what God is trying to tell APC and lagosians, lagos state doesnt need brooms.

OGeeKush:
Han han.. Why she go say any of those shi.t

I'll kindly give her a blissful slapslap

Lol

chiggiee:
my name is gozie, i am female and i am from Anambra state. I have been in Lagos almost all my life; schooled in lagos, served in lagos and currently working in Lagos.
meeting a decent igbo guy in Lagos has been a herculean's task since my university days, i have mostly had guys from other tribes flock around me and i am really not looking to settle down with a non-igbo guy(and please it has nothing to do with being tribalistic because the ratio of my non-igbo friends to the igbo ones is like 80:20).
so i would really like to know why it is difficult, cos i know Lagos is more populated with igbo people. so is it my location? or maybe i don't go out often? or maybe it is not the right time?

please feel free to drop your comments.

p.S. should in case a decent igbo guy(residing in Lagos) stumbles upon this post, i am just a mail away: chigiee@yahoo.com

U are wrong, am not saying that am a decent person but there are many decent guys in lagos. I reside in lagos and I know what am saying, so search well

Raymondenyi:
While I do respect and believe democracy is all bout campaigning and canvassing for Votes from d electorates, I do resect that... What I fail to understand is how some persons tthat claim to be democrat, n vying for a position will be so insensitive to other road users...

My ordeal...
I went to Ikokwu, to do a little repair on my vehicle (about a 1min. Repair), unluckily for me, I was directly behind of the motorcade, of the PDP guber candidate (Ezenwo Wike)...
In an unruly manner, the motorcade, stopped on the middle of the road, n all his dignitaries disembarked,himself inclusive n they went to their campaign office, campaigning to traders....
While the road was on stand still, and we the commuters stock there for over 1hr,30mins... Desite repeated plea from my humble self n otther commuters, to see any means of allowing, us to scale tru...


In my opinion, I belive this is the height of high handedness, oppression, contempt and disdain , that could be metterd on fellow citizens, without due recourse to morals n conscience... And to thinkhe isnkt yet the governor , n could act lousily... I wonder what he will do, when he becomes governor... Please let us all be wise.... Thank you.

How much did APC pay you for this rubbish?

Senseless people!

precisionindepth:
sit her down and talk with her. ask her questions " y is she keeping her V"? is it cos her parent said so or cos she is keeping it till her wedding or y? her reason will b d guide to know if she really cherish it or not.if she doesn't v any reason y she is keeping it, she's gonna lose to any body. with ur story, I feel she doesn't v a tangible reason y she's still a V.

to u, I will advice u Dont sleep with her, if she wants to lose it, let her but Dont b d bridge breaker.

Thats a nice one, thanks

Nneka123:
SEX is not really everything! that word could kill. Two of you should stop thinking about sex jor

Wait till you get married, you have come a long way, so don't break the egg yet, Jeez!

you can fight the urge, it's up to you

Thanks a lot

mytime24:
Wait no rush so dat d food go kool small aftr marriage

Lol

IMPORTANT MESSAGE:

2015 ELECTION IS JUST FEW DAYS TO GO AND THERE ARE FIGHTS EVERYWHERE, KILLING OF INNOCENT PEOPLE, KIDNAPPING,

HERE ARE SOME TIPS THAT CAN GUIDE YOU

1) DON'T KEEP LATE NIGHTS
2) MAKE SURE YOU TELL YOUR FAMILY EXACTLY WHERE YOU ARE GOING TO
3) ANYWHERE YOU ARE BE AT ALERT
4) PICK EVERY CALL BECAUSE THE PERSON MIGHT WANT TO TELL YOU WHAT WILL SAVE YOUR LIFE
5) EAT OR DRINK ONLY AT TRUSTED PEOPLES HOUSE
6) PRAY BEFORE YOU ENTER A BUS AND BE SENSITIVE EVEN WHEN IN IT
7) DON'T B A POLITICAL
THUG
ONCE YOU SENSE FIGHT IS ABOUT TO START,PICK YOUR THINGS AND RUN
9) DON'T GET INVOLVED IN STUDENT PROTEST (AT LEAST FOR NOW
10) NIGHT PARTIES ARE EXTREMELY DANGEROUS FOR NOW.

elantraceey:
I thought you just opened a thread about your gf?

Quoting myself from the last paragraph

"NOTE: I may not really be the person in this situation."

Now the ex has succeded in achieving what he wanted to achieve and that is to cause problem btw them and tear them apart so that the girl will find a reason to come back to him. Am sure when he was dating that girl, he wont ordinarily call the girl and ask for accout number or send money unless the girl asked many times, now he is playing Mr nice guy.

I blame the girl because:

1.She shouldnt have collected the money without telling her present boy friend because guys are jealous.
2. You shouldntt give your ex any impression that your present boy friend isnt taking good care you or that you are not contented with the littel your present boy friend gives you.
3. If your boy friend's ex comes and cooks for him and he tells you after he must have finished eaten, would you like it?

I blame the boy friend:
1. For calling her girl friend names, she may not have anything in mind.
2. For probably not taking good care of the girl friend for her to accept the money from her ex unless the girl is greedy.

I rest my case.

skelefish:
Girl wey neva enter school na u carry for head like this? Na risk o! Women are pliable by nature.

Thanks for your words but remember i said she just got admission into university. Besides, whether she has entered school or not never makes her less a mature girl so long she is of age.

cocolacec:
My advise to you is to take your mind off having sex Before marriage because once you both loose your virginities you both will only end up in regret.

Thanks for your wonderful comment but am not the virgin one...i just chose not to have sex since i met her because of the love i have for her and to porof to her that someone can truly love and date someone without se.x

Cutehector4u:
Mr man if u want to bleep her den do it, if u can't den stop whinin abt it. Jeez.

Nairaland!!

Elantraceey is my girl friend

Am in a confused state of mind not knowing the one to follow or do. I have dated my girl friend for over 2 years now as a virgin. I love her down to earth and she is an example of a good girl and all I want as a girl friend and probably a wife. I plan not to have sex with her till we get married, she just got admission while I will soon be through with my masters. We have been loving each other like Romeo and Juliet and for the fact that I have loved her this long without having sex with her has really prooved to her that I really love her.

The feelings are becoming too much, she wants it and I also want it but the problem is that I will soon leave and stop being around and close to her and am scared. We all know how strong the urge is always on any person who just loses her virginity, she will always want and feel like having sex often and she has even confided in me that there is possibilty that she may fall and have sex with someone if she loses her virginity to me if am not close to her or around her due to the urge. And if I decide not to do it, from the way she feels, there is possibilty that she may give out that virginity to someone else when I leave.

The truth is...I want to be the one that will take it and stil wish to be the only one that will be doing it afterwards but the situation is...if i do it, there is possibilty that she will not withstand the urge since I wont be around any longer which I wont blame her. And if I do not do it, there is also possibilty that another person might do it when I leave which am not sure though and which I wont blame her also. The situation here is not lack of trust on my own side because she; herself doesnt even trust herself.

I really need contributions!

NOTE: I may not really be the person in this situation.

Battery1:
Are u d jokker?

I noticed you really like troubles like you said, one day you may meet your kind.