₦airaland Forum

buchichukwu69:
[size=25pt]By the way issues in this election are the problems in Jonathan's government;

1.lack of electricity, water etc
2.poverty
3.unemployment
4.insecurity
5.inpunity
6.corruption

GMB till Jona return our $20 billion[/size]

Its like your brain rewinds all the time, thats why you keep writing this thing over again and again.

These hausa pple with their evil minds...they have already started runnin wen nobody is pursuin dem. Someone who kills wit a knife doesnt allow someone goes behind him with a knife.

jayseehe:
I'm not watching, it will be too boring

I want to watch Osinbanjo VS Sambo

I want to watch Mrs Buhari VS PEJ

That is what you call comedy, it's gonna be very interesting

What of GEJ VS the symbol of illiteracy (Buhari), what do you call it?

okoro4:
http://pulse.ng/gist/internet-love-married-man-killed-by-jealous-badoo-lover-id3429307.html

Too long, pls can someone summarize wht happened for me in one sentence? Thanks

lawbabs:
JONATHAN EBELE AZIKIWE ANSWER THE FOLLOWING QUESTIONS :

* In 2008 when Obasanjo picked you to be Yaradua's running mate who were the people that first kicked against your candidacy?

The Ijaws did. Their reason was that the 2 years as governor in Bayelsa you did ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. Till date, your erra is still termed the worst in Bayelsa.

* Why did Obasanjo find it difficult to sell you to his allies and PDP as Yaradua's running mate?

You Jonathan had a case with EFCC has documents proved you embezzled N9,000,000,000 (NINE BILLION NAIRA) while your wife Patience laundered $4,000,000 (FOUR MILLION DOLLARS) all these within two years.

* Ebele, who was your biggest opposition in becoming Yaradua's running mate?

The answer is EDWIN CLARK. The man who today is your mouth piece and who is pretending loves you the most.

* Azikiwe, amongst other tricks, what did you do to gather public sympathy?

You Mr Deceitful sent people to blow up part of your house in Bayelsa to make it look like it was your political opponents. The SSS released a report which you guys later hid to debunk your dubious claim.

* Jonathan, when Yaradua made you to be in charge of negotiations with the Niger Delta Militants, who were those who objected and what was their reasons?

Asari, Tompolo, and Boyloaf. Their reason being that you are not sincere in the Niger Delta course but only after your pocket.

SHOULD I GO ON?

* What was your agreement with PDP regarding a 2nd term.

You promised and even swore you will go for a SINGLE TERM

*Why did you jail James Ibori and forced Aoandoka to go underground?

To revenge their utmost loyalty to the late Yaradua
.

* Did you fulfill your agreement to Tinubu and others even when they had to betray their party at that last minute in order to canvass for you.

ABSOLUTELY NO.

* How did you try to mock and tarnish Obasanjo?

You didn't only remove all his loyalist from your government, you also made sure you made his enemies your closest allies. You don't need me to start calling names right?

* Who is Jonathan's BIGGEEST Northern Ally?

Alli Modu Sherrif. The CHIEF SPONSOR OF BOKO HARAM.

AWAY FROM POLITICS.

* You promised Nigerians incentives in order to remove subsidy. Things like stable power, metro buses (in Lagos and Abuja), full road rehabilitation etc.

MR LIAR WHERE ARE THEY.

* Obasanjo's government brought GSM amongst other things, Yaradua's short time in government brought RULE OF LAW. Jonathan what has yours brought?

NOTHING EXCEPT INCREASE IN CORRUPTION.

* Never in the history of Nigeria has all institutions witnessed as much strike as yours.

*Jonathan WHERE ARE THE CHIBOK GIRLS.

* Jonathan what in Heaven's name do you need FIVE presidential jet for even with the high rate of poverty in the land.

* Ebele, the ONLY Nigerian president that tried all means to DIVIDE Nigeria along Religion and Ethnic line.

* The ONLY AFRICAN PRESIDENT THAT OPENLY CELEBRATES CRIMINALS AND EX CONVICTS. Kashamu, Alameisia (or whatever), Bode George.

* Jonathan will rather gallivant with Nollywood stars than have a session with those brains who are truly making Nigerians proud both Home and Abroad. Or better Still, compose a comforting message to the people of North East.

Nigeria as at today HAS NO GOVERNMENT.

We provide our water - borehole.
We provide our light - generator/ inverter
We provide our security - high fence/ cctv
We provide our education - private school.
We produce fuel yet pay the most in the world.
We have no motorable federal road.

A BIG SHAME NIGERIA HAS NO NATIONAL CARRIER.

HIGH Uneployment in the land.

High rate of Corruption (the CLOWN wants to curb corruption with technology).

JONATHAN YOU ARE A FAILURE!!! Even if WE give you 10 terms ( 40 YEARS). YOU WILL STILL NOT TAKE US TO THE PROMISE LAND

POINTLESS!!

In as much as am a supporter of Jonathan, that is not the reason why i wrote this post because i would say same thing for Jonathan if he was unable to produce his certificate. I think the problem with buhari is carelessness, maybe he never knew he would get to this level he is today, am sure if he knew he would get to this level, he would have kept his certificate safe if truly he went to school. Your certificate is what people will always use as proof that you attended school, failure to produce it when its needed, it means you didnt go to school and if truly you went to school and cant provide your certificate just what Buhari is passing through now, it means you are careless. This is a lesson to everybody. Even your first school leaving certificate, your termly results, common entrance result, Junior and senior WAEC results, GCE, jamb result, university semester results, NCE or your degree certificate, kindly keep them safe and in good condition because you dont know what you will be tomorrow or where they will be needed tomorrow. If Buhari had known that he would be in this kind of condition, am sure he would have made his certificate his greatest friend by making sure it was kept in good condition and had many photocopies of it if truly he went to school as he claims. Be careful!

APC attackin themselves to blame PDP...stupid people!

Its not only u my broda, they hv also refused to pay me.

GEJ til buhari goes to hospital!

If i find a way, i would put his billboards in Canada, London, New York city, Washington, Hongkong, Mexico, Italy, Slovakia, Germany, etc.
GEJ til Buhari gets sense!

OP, u just disgraced urself!!!

sauceny:
He still wouldn't believe himself as the winner,cos it might still look like a dream to him.

Is it a she or s he? Bad student!!

EDIIOOOTT

Is he a politician?

BlackPeni5:
Hmmmm...Please someone should post that of GMB too.


I hope he has made worthy uncontroversial statements in his lifetime so far.

A-FI-CEE !!! - Fawer !!!
A-FI-CEEEE , Fawer !!!

Anyways, I fromised to pight caraption, rebibe za economy, make abailable sopt-loan for za fiful

I will solb za scuruty froblem in za kwantry and frobition op emfloyment por za youths.

Finally, I fromised you kwanstant fawer suffly.
Shikena !!

A-FI-CEE !!! - Fawer !!!
A-FI-CEEEE , Fawer !!!

SenatorJames:
Those that come to pick grammatical blunder of politicians.

Like that of Buhari

Sometimes when I look at APC suporters especially online, I only laugh because the margin at which PDP will take to win APC during presidential election will be so high that even the APC supporters will be asking...what happened?

I think d guy in question needs to read his books and prays God gives d family money to sponsor him if he gets admission cus d admission man has already told him d truth. I think he shld leave sorting of admission for d rich people who can afford it. I knw hw much my cousin paid to get medsurg in Unilag this year, its not sometin a poor person can do.

One day someone wil post the picture of his toilet and ask Jonathan to come and fix it for him or her. Dont they get money in that airport, must they wait for President to come and do everything for them? You people should leave Jonathan alone, he is busy with more important things.

STENON:
female.....I cnt wait to be helping her to make fine hair styles.....dressing attractive........Combination of Brain and beauty.....

Sounds interesting.

The rate at which "People I may know" on facebook these days are becoming Polticians gets me scared.
I opened my facebook and behold the calibre of people I may know, in other words; people I have mutual friends with on facebook. Politicians now send friend request to me and my friends to the extent that people I may know according to facebook are all politicians ranging from Governors, senators even Buhari and Jonathan even Asari Dokubo and many nothern politicians, Rochas, Rotimi Amaechi, etc are now people I may know and people in my friend request list and my question is...is it beecause of this election or what? So they want me and my friends to be there friends now? These politicians are very funny set of people.

gameboy727:
Not possible. Simple.

I said what if??

God gives children and only God alone also decides or determines the sex of the children that He will give you but if God gives you the privilege to decide the sex of your first child, which would you choose...Male or female? You can as well give your reason.

I will choose a female to be my first child for the following reasons:
1. So that my wife will get assistnace very quick.
2. So that I will have grand-children early since girls marry earlier than guys.
3. I will love to see how my wife was looking when she was young since its generally believed that female first child always takes to the mum in appearance.

I just imagined how it will look like or what will happen if APC and PDP happens to fix their presidential rally in same place same time. What do you think that will happen if actually none refuses to postpone or shift their rally or change venue?

GEJ is the president i know.

Rapmoney:
@Op, u just sidon come manufacture different types of love?

Today na saturday.

mirexxx:
love is the greatest thing i know and i will always love my neighbour *singing* the bible makes me 2 understand that love is the greatest commandment so love is d greatest thing i know




u lyk my song

Yeeesssss!!

There are different phases of love and all the relationship falls in one.

1. TRAUMATIC LOVE:
There is this type of love or relationship that the guy is the one who is in love, doing all he can to make sure the girl loves him or stays with him yet its not working and the guy cannot let go or just go, the girl cannot even free the guy by telling him that she doesnt love him. The girl on the other hand is actually loving someone else or has another person she is doing all she can to get his attention.

2. WICKED LOVE:
There is this one that the girl is the one who is in love and doing all she can to make the guy love her while the guy is busy loving another girl or passing through hell in another girl's hand yet she cant free the one that loves him, he is just keeping her to have her whenever he pleases.

3. DEVELOPING LOVE:
There is another type in which one of them will be doing all he or she can at the begining to win the other person's love but the hatred is there...with time the hatred will turn into Love and both will be like they are meant for each.

4. DECISIVE LOVE:
There is this funny one in which no matter what the other does to win the other person's love, its not gona hold water and eventually...their eyes will open and the relationship is called off.

5. UNEXPECTED LOVE:
This is the type in which the two are just good and close friends, share secrets and be like best of friends; with time; one thing leads to another and love begins.

6. BENEFICIAL LOVE:
There is this type in which one claims to be in love because of what he or she gets from the other person even though its obvious to him or her that there is no love for the other person he or she gets something from.

7. ACCIDENTAL LOVE:
This is the type of love that both just see each other and fall in love instantly hoping they are compatible and with time, the love seems to depreciate and fade away. The two will be like what actually pushed me to this person, he or she isnt my type at all.

8. TRUE LOVE:
There is another phase in which both see each other and fall in love instantly..come rain come sun-shine, the love is there and eventually leads to marriage.

9. EVERLASTING LOVE:
This is the type that they start from childhood to love each other as kids, grow up together and start dating and finally get married. This type is always rare.

10. STRONG LOVE:
There is another one in which they seem to be quarrelling all the time, fight all the time, argue all the time, sometimes it seems they will break up but they stil stick to each other, sometimes the other starts wishing he or she never broke up with his or her ex or starts wishing that the relationship would be like the one he or she had in the past...but after everyting they stil cant break up or separate or stop loving each other.

11. GHOST LOVE:
There is this type that both will meet online and start chatting, from chatting to calling and finally start dating for a long time without seeing each other; they also break up without stil seeing each other.

12. There is an opposite of No. 13 in which both meet online, start dating, later meet each and the love stil exists after seeing each other, its called "LONG AWAITED LOVE" but if the love dies after when they meet and see each other, its called "BBM OR FAKE LOVE"

13. CONFUSED LOVE:
There is this type in which both will be dating and break up, become close friends but stil sleep with each other, make up later and break up later and each other is jealous of seeing the other with another person.

14. AMATURE LOVE:
This one is the type in which a guy or girl will see the other person's profile, picture or post online and like him or her, send him or her an email, request, etc and they start claiming to love each other. After 2 or 3 weeks, the love dies and dies off completely. Its usually common on facebook and on nairaland and am sure most you must have been into it including me o!...Lolz

There are still many other ones...