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Talking about urself and using anoda person to demonstrate is a crime in my country.
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Rubbish post. What of other train stations? Enemies of Jonathan.

elantraceey:
Good question

MzNelly:
Are you your friend?

I expected such from......

Alexk2:
to whom it may concern, you dont bribe God with your prayers. your prayer is only an abomination to Him as long as you keep doing those things that dosent glorify Him.

Nice comment.

Hawlahscho:
By the time police catches you, you'll provide your frnd.

Really funny tho.

nimexto:
Must u pple always indirectly insult or mock someone or take every post as if d OP is d one?

Thats nairaland for you.

Morning prayer is very important in everybody's life. Its like a key to open the door to divine blessings, protections and favours for the day but its like my friend has a different believe on this and I decided to bring the issue here.

My friend said its like he will stop saying his morning prayers every morning and when I asked him why, he first told me what he normally says in his prayers every morning which says:

"Father Lord, I thank you for making it possible for me to sleep and wake up healthy and alive this morning..there are many who slept last night and couldnt wake up alive or healthy but here i am alive and healthy.
Lord, I ask for the forgiveness of sins in anyway I have sinned against you; knownly and unknownly and I ask you the grace to withstand sin for today and onwards in Jesus Name..Amen!
Lord, I present today into thy holy hands, all I will do today and my daily activities onto your hands..be the master planner and let everything work according to your wish and plans and in a way that will glorify your holy name..Amen!"

Now here is the problem; this my friend is a yahoo guy and does all these scam works daily and for sometimes now, these his works dont pay him again and no patronizers again and this my mad friend believes it has something to do with his last sentence in his daily prayers...that God is actually answering his prayers truly and thats why his bad works dont pay again since it doesnt glorify God and God cant be a master planner to yahoo and scamming activities.

This is his reason for saying that he wont be saying his morning prayers anymore...that even if he says it, he wont be adding those last sentence.

Is this my friend sane or insane?

OP..Was that a certificate holders meeting?
What has certificate got to do with this meeting, so anybody who attends Presidential meeting has a certificate?

Nigerians will never see beyond their eyes, we usually reason in parallel pattern. During elections, all these politicians will emerge with their chameloenic colours, going from place to place in disguise, saying impossible things and making empty promises, playing good saints, good fathers and mothers and blind-folding the ignorant ones, etc.

Am not here to side anybody or support anybody but let the truth be told. Everybody is shouting CHANGE! CHANGE!!. Everybody is condeming Jonathan's administration as if its the worst administration in Nigeria political history. Everybody is shouting CORRUPTION! CORRUPTION!!.
Bokoharam has made it openly that the only person they will listen to and stop their evil attacks on Nigerians is Buhari. If Buhari so much loves this country, must he have to wait til he becomes the President before he speaks to Bokoharam to stop their terorism? What is more corrupt than seeing what is right which you can do for your country and you leave it because you are not the president? Is that not wickedness and corrupt?

Am not saying Jonathan is better, am not campaigning for Jonathan, I may not even vote that day but lets be wise. The country may not be what we expected it to be..Yes but Nigeria is such a big country that is so corrrupt since 1960 even when Buhari was the President, so why is it the bone of contention? Somone lost election and said the country will be in problem and ungovernable...is this supposed to be coming from a good person or a corrupt-free-man? To wipe corruption away from this country is not as easy as people think not to talk of when you have oppositions fighting the president of a nation. Every conutry has what its known for which can never be changed no matter who is the President.

Politicians now go about doing things they know they cant do if not because they want people to vote for them. Am sure somebody like Atiku would have come to east and west, visit all the villages in the east and west, meet all the Igbos and Yorubas, eat and dine with them if he had won APC primaries. Can Atiku on a normal day come to East or West to do all these things. Buhari is now a good man, friend of the Igbos and Nigerians but he has the power to stop Bokoharam from killing the innocent Nigerians yet he wont do it because he wants to use it as political means of getting to the presidency or because he is not the president. Wasting of innocent blood and corruption..which one do you prefer? If Nigerians are afraid that if Jonathan remains in power, that Bokoharam will never stop...take it from me..ONE DAY the innocent blood that are being wasted in this country will definitely come fight for JUSTICE.

Let us be wise, let us vote wisely..vote and support whom your conscience says you should vote and support. There is no Government wothout corruption and there is no Government that will ever be free of corruption so long this country NIGERIA is concerned.

randsandnaira:
She is in her late 20s .

Is she a kid? I wonder the age she is supposed to marry at her late 20s

PDP goat.

Op is right. My niece missed admission last yr cus of low jamb score.

Even goats dont want Buhari.

Have you gone for tests such as HIV, staphylococus, penislococus, low sperm count, etc...you many not escape all.

All of you who are saying "Our money is spent there", "people are hungry and money is being spent" and all sorts of rubbish, so Jonathan's daughter cannot do her wedding again in ground style like other people do cus her father is the president? U pple should shut up ur mouth and enjoy the picture or hug transformer or check d next post.
GEJ til Christ comes.

Good education is important

I love all the comments here, they are amazing.

Battery1:
Wat if d gal dey jos, u dey calabar, how una go connect to nyashh abi na fon cal love?

Nairaland is full wit different awkward pple with awkward brains and ideas

nimexto:
OP...I recommend Kristina1 for yu, she wil make a gud gf 4u.

I can't remember givin u a contract Oga nimex.

kristina1:
I dont believe that.
So many people with fake personality.

Why is it so? Too bad!

I asked because I really wish to find one. When I mean true love, I mean sincere love, love with passion, mutual feelings, love with care, understanding and future, love in which distance can never be a barrier. I want to love someone even though I have been loving the wrongs ones.

These are the things you need to give or show your lover from this 2015:
1. ATTENTION:
Do not make your lover feel that loneliness he or she felt previous years, do not make him/her feel abandoned and do not allow him/her cry over boredom. Listen to him/her whenever he/she wants to discus or tell you something. Make out time for him/her, give him/her the feelings that he/she has someone he/she is dating, respond to his/her pings and chats and dont always wait for him/her to be the first to start conversation or chat.
2. CARE:
Showing care to your lover doesnt only mean spending on him/her, it doesnt mean buying him/her the whole world. Show him/her some sense of belonging, let him/her know that he/she has a place in your heart, be there when he/she has problems, help him/her carry her burdens, stay with him/her in times of weakness and troubles.
3. CONCERN:
People always think that "CARE" and "CONCERN" are same but practically, they are not. You may care about someone but you may not show concern or be concerned about him/her. Showing care is trying to solve someone's problem, providing someone's needs in a little way you can, asking about someone's affairs, etc. Showing concern is when those problems, affairs and needs bother you and give you sleepless nights. Do not let him or her carry the burdens alone from this year.
4. TEACHING:
Nobody knows everything, nobody knows all. From this 2015, teach your lover those things you think he/she lacks which attracts you to other girls/guys. Impact in him/her new things, new good ideas, new relationship technics, new ways of showing love, etc. You dont walk away because he/she lacks some ideas, stay and help him/her out. You that is being taught, you owe him/her listening manners, listen because he/she means well for you and the relationship.
5. PEACE OF MIND:
Let the thoughts of you be like a cooling water to his/her soul and mind from now onwards, be the person he/she runs to and feels relaxed and comforted when troubled, dont give him/her any reason to feel disturbed.
6. SUPPORT:
Support him/her in his/her good dreams, good decisions, etc. Some people seem to leave their lovers when he/she makes a new decision such as "No sex", No excessive spendings", No Clubbings, etc. You dont need to start showing less love to your lover because he/she makes a new decision in the relationship rather you support him/her.
7. DIRECTION:
You dont need to quarrel with him/her when he/she makes a mistake, what you need to do is to correct and direct him/her. Nobody is perfect, so dont try to make case out of everything which can be controlled through direction.
8. ORGANISATION:
You need to organise yourself for him/her, you need to coordinate yourself for him/her. Make the work less stressful for him/her by organising your life and your place for him/her. You also need to help him/her organise himself/herself if he/she lacks this.
9. SINCERITY:
If you have not been sincere to him/her all these while, its time for you to appreciate the time he/she has sacrificed for you and with you till 2015. Be transparent, let him/her see himself/herslef through you, be open to him/her, let go that secrective nature of yours.
10. TRUST:
He/she needs your full trust from now. Stop doubting him/her, stop giving him/her the impression that he/she is cheating on you.
11. FAITHFULNESS:
If truly you love him/her, its about time you showed him some faithfulness, appreciate and reciprocate that love with faithfulness, I think he/she deserves it from you from now.
12. LEAVE HIM/HER:
If within you; you have checked very well and realised that both of you are not compartible, kindly and honourably leave him/her let him/her find that person that is meant for him/her instead of deceiving him/her.

Misella:
Gudmornin o

Gud morning dear, how are u?

Girls are stil better than guys wen it comes to relationship, treat a girl the way she wants andd she will be urs and urs alone. Guys wil always cheat no matter what u do.

BeeBeeOoh:
I need d ones wey I no fit try. Please!!

Opposite them.

Every year, we make new year resolutions which fade out before February, so nobody is asking you for new year resolutions any more but personal resolutions and if possible..life-time resolutions.
So, put some of these into practice:

- Do not respond to everything.
- Do not talk any how, talk when its necessary.
- Do not brag too much.
- Do not talk bad about someone.
- Work hard.
- Be a gentle person or a lady.
- Work diligently and be truthful.
- Think before you talk.
- Be analytical in nature.
- Be original.
- Dress well.
- Do not love for money.
- Do not love for sex.
- Love beyond shapes and looks.
- Love responsibly and not stupidly.
- Have self respect.
- Have limits in everything you do.
- Always mind your business.
- Believe in golden rule.
- Say the things you can do and dont say the ones you cant do.
- Limit the rate you have sex if possible, avoid and stop it completely.
- Pray every morning and night.
- Stay out of troubles.
- Take corrections.
- Learn from your mistakes.
- Learn new things you dont know which you are supposed to know.
- Have self control and have anger management syndrome.
- Organise and coordinate yourself.
- Do not update status because others do.
- Stop Notice-Me attitude.
- Be friendly to others.
- Have self-rules.
- Let your success be your noise makers.
- Admit when you are wrong.
- Always amend your wrongs before it gets out of hand.
- Apologise when you are guilty.
- Have good manner of approach.
- Know whom you are naughty with or to.
- Be contented with the ones you have.
- Do not give up.
Try 70% of these from now onwards and see how people will testify and say that you have changed to a better person.
Wishing You All A Happy And Prosperous New Year!

I think its about time nairaland should have sections like boko-haram and elections as separate sections and not under politics anymore.
What is your say on this?

PDP Can’t Find Drivers To Take President Jonathan’s Campaign Vehicles From Kaduna To Kano
President Goodluck Jonathan’s campaign team suffered a major setback today in Nigeria’s in the core north as commercial and private drivers refused to take campaign vehicles already painted in the PDP and Jonathan /Sambo campaign brand from Kaduna a state to Kano metropolis citing fear of attacks by citizens opposed to the President's return to office after the 2015 elections.
campaign team suffered a major setback today in Nigeria’s in the core north as commercial and private drivers refused to take campaign vehicles already painted in the PDP and Jonathan /Sambo campaign brand from Kaduna a state to Kano metropolis citing fear of attacks by citizens opposed to the President's return to office after the 2015 elections.

Some PDP branded vehicles in Rivers State
Several drivers who were approached to drop off the campaign vehicles complained that Mr. Jonathan has failed the north and they could not in good conscience be seen driving vehicles with his campaign logo between the two most important cities in the north.

The drivers were offered N70,000 each but weren’t swayed to take the vehicles numbering 80 to Kano from the Kaduna government house where Vice President, Namadi Sambo and Kaduna state governor, Mukhtar Ramalan Yero had them purchased and branded for President Jonathan’s presidential campaign in Kano.

As at the time of going to press, the Presidency had intervened asking police and army drivers to move the vehicle under armed escort.

Source: http://saharareporters.com/2014/12/31/pdp-can’t-find-drivers-take-president-jonathan’s-campaign-vehicles-kaduna-kano

nimexto:
Ur signature says it all.

Lmao!

softysparky:
No forming dear, just do my thing and go peacefully.

Yeah...ur dp shows it.

Battery1:
I dey for NO. 1.

I won't be surprised anyways.

softysparky:
I am among the silent ones.

Lol. Its cool tho.

1. THE QUEUE DISORGANISERS:
These people will come and see others who came before them as fools and jump to the front or the middle as if they are the onwer of the bank.

2. THE PEACE MAKERS:
These are the types that when you want to drag space with them, they will tell you to go and withdraw that the money will be enough for everybody.

3. THE SPACE-BEGGERS:
These ones will look for someone to plead for a space to withdraw money that he or she is very sick or has an emergency.

4. THE MEAN-TYPES:
These are the types that no matter how much you plead to use his or her space even when you are truly shaking due to sickness, you are wasting your time.

5. THE CHYKERS:
These are mostly guys looking for a girl in the queue to chyke. Sometimes, they will leave without drawing money just to catch up with the girl they want to chyke if the girl is before them or sometimes,they will withraw and still wait outside for the girl to withdraw and come out.

6. THE NOISE MAKERS:
These types will continue talking and talking, complaining about slow network and yabbing anybody who wastes time in withdrawing money from the machine.

7. THE ANTI-QUEUE DISORGANISERS:
These ones the types that will carry it on their heads whenever queue disorganisers come with their troubles. They are the people that like trouble like the queue disorganisers and other people in the queue always like and support them in the fight.

8. THE RICH PEOPLE:
These are the types that when others are complaining of long queue and poor network, they will be in the ATM for like 10mins withdrawing till the machine says "Maximum daily withdrawal exceeded" before they come out.

9. THE PHONE PRESSERS:
These ones will be so busy pressing their phones to the extent that they wont know when its their turn to go and withdraw money and the next things he or she will hear is ..please go and withdraw let me withdraw. Even while withdrawing, they will stil be replying and sending messages in front of the ATM.

10. THE SILENT ONES:
These ones will never say a word throughout their stay in the queue even when there is problem or confusion in the queue, he or she will just be looking and observing.

11. COME-AND-HELP-ME TYPES:
These are usually old people and sometimes young people. They will tell you please come and help me operate this ATM my dear.

12. SMALL AMOUNT WITHDRAWEE:
These are the people that usually withdraw small amounts like 500 or 1,000. The guys in this category usually fold the money as the money comes out from the ATM while girls in this category will open their purse and the money falls directly inside the purse so that people wont know how much they withdraw.

13. THE SHOW-OFFS:
These ones will withdraw something like 40,000 and start counting it in front of the ATM and before everyone so that people will see how much he or she has withdrawn.

14. THE HASTY ONES:
These people will always be complaining or shouting at the person on the ATM...please press yes, please if you dont know how to do it, let someone help you, what is this person stil doing on this machine, this guy/girl should please hurry up, etc.

You can add yours!

Hmmm....