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leshluap:
Ehn ehn?

Yes oh

leshluap:
Ehn ehn?

Yes oh

Pastor Rotimi Obajimi, who served as a pastor in the
rural area of Borno/Yobe province, was on his to
Maiduguri on January 6th this year when Boko
Haram militants abducted him.
According to a pastor in Redeem church in Maiduguri
told SaharaReporters that they were surprised to see
Mr. Obajimi emerge from nowhere, he said, “we
were so amazed to see him because we have been
praying earnestly for long time trusting Jesus that he
would surely come back but lo and behold he was
brought to our headquarters in Maiduguri by the
military.”
The pastor told his colleagues that was taken to
Sambisa Forest where he was tied down for months,
he was later moved to an unknown destination and
thereafter brought back to Sambisa forest again. He
reportedly told his colleagues that his escape was
made possible by a heavy downpour that led to
massive floods which sacked everyone in the camps.
Due to the rains, armed men left him and others so
he was able to escape and for days he wandered in
the forest before he could arrive to a village where
the military picked him up after narrating his
experiences to them, they later brought him to
Maiduguri.
He was later driven to Maimallari Hospital by
military escorts,who had his face covered.
Another pastor revealed that the senior military
official at 7 Division has advised them to relocate the
pastor to Redemption Camp in Lagos for his safety, in
fact, adequate provision has been made to fly him
out of Maiduguri according to the pastor.
A military source at 7 Division confirmed the escape
of Pastor Obajimi claiming that he has been fully
debriefed by the military.

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1. The rich guy/gal: This one comes to school as if he/she is
packing into a new apartment. They have everytin, fan, dryer,
tv and all sorts of gadgets..and if any is stolen, they get
another one ASAP.
2. The Pastors: these ones walk room by room preaching d
gospel. not bad though
3. The beggars: these ones beg for anytin….salt, peper, shoes
and even boxers…and dey behave as if their father owns the
world.
4. The lucky Friends: these ones Always comes around wen d
food is ready…as if dem plant camera to monitor you.
5. The village man: this one comes to school wit all sort of
tinz like Maize, Iru, cassava flour, cutlass (may b to farm who
knws?).
6. The problem solver: this one’s room is Always full during
exam and test as students wants to get solution to deir
academic problems from him..na only God knw whr dem go
since.
7. The cooks: these ones enter d kitchen more often than the
rats living dere. They cook all day that you begin to wonder if
they were employed to cook.
8. The lover boys: This one dont cook but brings food from
different gals everyday…i heard its called “COOLER
MINISTRY”
9. The thieves: these once will be like, “I like this your Shoe
o” b4 u knw it, ur shoe is gone.
10. The gamers: these once plays games…pes, fifa, Nfs,
killswitch and others all day.

jaeyoh:
Its so touching. Since u ar not aborted, u shall leave long nd ur mum will enjoy u..........

Amen....Tenx bro

marieolae:
Sorry

Sorry about what

Let's join hand and Vote this topic to front page

i feel sharing my
story here will go a long way. Read my story and regret
ever using pills, stop using it or keep the bundle of joy
waiting to see the sunrise. This is my true life story i
usually don't tell friends this but lets see where it'll
take us to.It all started like the way it had been
beginning with other girls, mum
got pregnant for me, still tender and on the wrong side
of twenty (below twenty). My emergence as a foetus in
her lovely womb posed a threat to the family. I
appeared
like a bad omen, so they felt. From all account mum
was so scared, she was the last child and so the baby
of the house. Almost every decision are made for her.
Uncles insisted terribly that i must be aborted (i love
my uncles so much,
they're the best family i've ever had). They said the
baby (me) must be removed. They had their reasons
according to my grand mother she told me the story, i
understand their fears. I'm not angry with them, it was
a considerable reason. But dad refused, i guess he
managed to convince mum. But the heat was hot, my
grandma revealed. My uncles were so adamant on
aborting me. In fact it was almost done. It was just by
a stroke of a tiny luck i survived. Mum was too young,
and smiling with such an embarrassment would be
soul destroying. In fact she felt terrible, it's okay, no
one would be happy in such a situation. I understand
her panic and i'm sorry for her now i came that way.
He tommy was a little bigger and it showed terribly. A
little girl, not twenty having a child in the eighties when
life was more decent. Imagine the humiliations she
must have received. Besides mum was a people
person, she was as strong as a man and so really had
some aggressive times with her age mates. I'm sure,
they must have mocked her, gossip her and
even see her as a wayward kid. It's okay, good things
don't come easy. But, those people who i believe
mocked her now love me being around. Finally, nine
months arrived. It took so long. I guess mum got tired
of waiting. Doctor said i'm too fat in her womb. You
won't believe it, i'm slim, but where's the fats? And so
she was operated on. She showed me the needle lines
some time ago. While the
operation was going on. Another woman in another
ward who had goiter(swelling of the thyroid gland-the
big ball we sometimes see on people's neck) was
undergoing surgery as well, exactly the same time with
me. We both survived and right there in the hospital
she gave me a special
name-Obokoho meaning nothing is impossible
for God to do. This name took over, my childhood
friends, family members called me this name. Nobody
wanted the name mum and dad gave to me. And so
not everyone call me that name, it's special. Because a
story is behind it. It's
only those who know me from a tender age call me
that name. That's how i love it to be. And right now, i'm
the only son of my mum, the only reason she smile.
She called me one certain time and said she just want
to hear my voice. I'm the only brother to my sister. I've
great friends that touched my life as well as i touched
theirs. My uncles love and care for me. My dad is
proud of me. I'm on facebook. I just sent my story to
sex in 9ja. I've falling in love once. It was the best
feeling ever. I've a best meal. I love music. I love life,
i'm enjoying it. I love my best friends like crazy. They
miss me almost every minute. One of the called me
and told me that he is grateful for the money i sent
him but there's just one problem his missing me. What
a true friend. I survived to see a black rule America.
My baby cry gave me the privilege to be a christian. I
dream to be a philantropist someday. I give arms to
beggars always. I've helped friends. I've been there for
people. I've touched lives. People have touched mine.
I've tasted tears and pain, i've felt the walls of a cell.
I've enjoyed peace and immense happiness. So much
have happened in my life. I've been a thing of joy and
happiness to people. Where ever i go, i impress
people. They want me around, cos
when i'm around i turn things around to favour them.
Imagine i was aborted, you won't be reading this. So
much wouldn't have happened. And this explain why i
couldn't date a girl or indulge into sex cos i can't get a
girl pregnant when it's not time. Abortion don't exist in
my own world. Are you pregnant? And ashame of it?
Don't be. That child will be a miracle. Keep it. Someday
you'll be happy you did like mum. I'm her only son.
Her shelter when it rains. Her eyes, her breath, her
smile. My sister i'm sure is so happy
about it. She sometimes cries 4 me. Atleast, i'm there
for her. My grandma love me so much. My family
does. I'm a thing of love to them. So discard the pills,
keep the joy in your womb. Give it a chance to bring
you love. I'm so sorry, the story is a long one. I hope i
touched your life. Anyway life goes on...CHEERS!

yorex2011:
There's nothing wrong in that...

sure

please help me post this to front page.....Can age be a barrier in a relationship?...
for instance a 22yrs old girl getting married to a
32yrs old guy....Is anything wrong with
that?...matured minds please...thanks

Mr booker

englishmart:
walahi, you see all these plots of lands you all booked, I don't mind paying heavily to acquire them.

Then let's negotiate

The man who can read but does not read is the same
with the man who cannot read and does not read.
Read your Bible in other to claim your spiritual right
and after that read the constitution to know your
political right. Imagine a whole deputy governor did
not know that he supposed to be the governor after
his boss was impeached until after three months
when federal government intervened. This is a case
of 10 months minus 3.... As am typing this with one
hand, am also checking my typing right. Odikwa very
risky o!

Am in love wid my gal and she loves me
too but I don't trust her, she has begged me to trust
her countless times. But am d jealous type. She calls
some of her male frnds sweet names like boo, honey,
etc. I complained and she stopped it. I checked her
instagram page today(am not on instagram, used my
frnd's phone). I noticed she was calling some guys boo
and other stuffs. I don't wanna ask her to avoid fight.
Pls should I rest my mind and trust her even though
she keeps calling them boo??

Art

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NEW FRAUD. PLS BEWARE!!
Given below is what happened to someone & he has
narrated this in his own words:
" I received a call from someone claiming that he was
from my mobile Service provider and he asked me to
shutdown my phone for 2 hours for 3G update to take
place. As I was rushing for a meeting,I did not
question, but just shut down my cell phone. After 45
minutes I felt very suspicious since the caller did not
even introduce his name. I quickly turned on my cell
phone and saw several missed calls from my family
members and the others were from the number that
had called me earlier –I called my parents and I was
shocked that they sounded very worried asking me
whether I am safe. My parents told me that they had
received a call from someone claiming that they had
me with them and asking for money to let me free. The
call was so real and my parents even heard 'my voice'
crying out loud asking for help. My father was at the
bank waiting for next call to proceed for money
transfer. I told my parents that I am safe and asked
them to lodge a police report .Right after that I
received another call from the guy asking me to
shutdown my cell phone for another 1 hour which I
refused to do and hung up. They kept calling my cell
phone until the battery had run down. I myself lodged
a police report and I was informed by the officer that
there were many such scams reported. MOST of the
cases reported that the victim had already transferred
the money! And it is impossible to get back the money.
Be careful as this kind of scam might happen to any of
us!!!Those guys are so professional and very
convincing during calls. If you are asked to shut down
your cell phone for updates by the service provider,
ASK AROUND!Your family or friends might receive the
same call. "Be Safe and Stay Alert!Please pass around
to your family and friends !!!
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Biko who is oga seun

I'm tired of all this nonsense.. So because I gave
Obama my phone number, I can no longer rest again.
He has been disturbing me calling me on phone,
sending me text messages & just recently he added
me on Whatsapp.. Imagine any small problem he
encounters he 'll just rush his phone & call me for
advice & just last week Obama woke me up from my
dear sleep with his phone call just to tell me that his
daughter is getting married..!!! So if Ur daughter wan
marry mk I run comot port harcourt ni. & 2weeks
ago Jay-z
called me on phone apparently Obama gave him my
number,, imagine small Jay-z called me to tell that his
wife Beyonce is pleading for my autograph for their
child Blue Ivy... Wch kyn wahala b dis one.! &
because I gave Bill Gate money, I can no longer rest
for
Dangote.!! he's always coming to my house asking me
to give him money which I have given him enough but
he won't just stop coming.. naija greedy sha... nw that
2015 is around the corner our President GEJ is nw all
over me telling me to help him win the election.. Damn
what's all this.? Abeg Mk I go piss first,, I must
finish dis dream today

I'm tired of all this nonsense.. So because I gave
Obama my phone number, I can no longer rest again.
He has been disturbing me calling me on phone,
sending me text messages & just recently he added
me on Whatsapp.. Imagine any small problem he
encounters he 'll just rush his phone & call me for
advice & just last week Obama woke me up from my
dear sleep with his phone call just to tell me that his
daughter is getting married..!!! So if Ur daughter wan
marry mk I run comot port harcourt ni. & 2weeks
ago Jay-z
called me on phone apparently Obama gave him my
number,, imagine small Jay-z called me to tell that his
wife Beyonce is pleading for my autograph for their
child Blue Ivy... Wch kyn wahala b dis one.! &
because I gave Bill Gate money, I can no longer rest
for
Dangote.!! he's always coming to my house asking me
to give him money which I have given him enough but
he won't just stop coming.. naija greedy sha... nw that
2015 is around the corner our President GEJ is nw all
over me telling me to help him win the election.. Damn
what's all this.? Abeg Mk I go piss first,, I must
finish dis dream ds nyt

Hmmmm an aboki is always a Aboki.........(Glo)

I'm tired of all this nonsense.. So because I gave
Obama my phone number, I can no longer rest again.
He has been disturbing me calling me on phone,
sending me text messages & just recently he added
me on Whatsapp.. Imagine any small problem he
encounters he 'll just rush his phone & call me for
advice & just last week Obama woke me up from my
dear sleep with his phone call just to tell me that his
daughter is getting married..!!! So if Ur daughter wan
marry mk I run comot port harcourt ni. & 2weeks
ago Jay-z
called me on phone apparently Obama gave him my
number,, imagine small Jay-z called me to tell that his
wife Beyonce is pleading for my autograph for their
child Blue Ivy... Wch kyn wahala b dis one.! &
because I gave Bill Gate money, I can no longer rest
for
Dangote.!! he's always coming to my house asking me
to give him money which I have given him enough but
he won't just stop coming.. naija greedy sha... nw that
2015 is around the corner our President GEJ is nw all
over me telling me to help him win the election.. Damn
what's all this.? Abeg Mk I go piss first,, I must
finish dis dream ds nyt

Hmmmm disobeying the law those not warrant the govment to born their only source of living