I met this girl on fb and we ve been
chatting for 6 months now.
Today, i logged in and i saw her online,
and we started chatting immediately.
ME: Hello dear
HER: happy independence.
ME: same to u dear
HER: so where is my independence gift?
ME: Habba! Big girl like u is asking for
independence gift?.
HER: Abeg oo. Me am nt a big girl oo. U
wnt to deny me independence gift abi? ....I
quickly went to buy N500 card and sent the
pin into her chat inbox....
ME:Dear manage this pls.
HER: noo, pls am only joking. I will nt take
that.
ME: pls pls.
HER: and i refuse. I cnt take anything from
u.
....i quickly loaded the card and transfered it
into her line acct...
HER: u think u are smart eh? ....a minute
later
heard an alert msg tang-tang..''N1000 is
transfered to u from...''
ME: whats the meaning of that?
HER: i told u, u shldnt. ...(this girl wan show
me big girl abi?) i used my last N2000 to
buy card, load am, making N3000 and send
it to her.
....Some minutes later, an alert, tang-
tang..''N6000 is transfered to u from....''
chaiii..this girl wan try me? And i dnt hv
any money again! I called my friend and
borrowed the N6000 he was keeping for his
landlord, i told him i will be expecting
N24,000 in the next 5min and i will pay him
back...i quickly buy card of N6000, and sent
her the N12,000..and i kept my phone close
to my
ear expecting alert...
Ten minutes later, instead of msg alert, it
was a call from her...''Hello dear, jst call to
thank u for the independence gift..we'll
chat later''...

I met this girl on fb and we ve been
chatting for 6 months now.
Today, i logged in and i saw her online,
and we started chatting immediately.
ME: Hello dear
HER: happy independence.
ME: same to u dear
HER: so where is my independence gift?
ME: Habba! Big girl like u is asking for
independence gift?.
HER: Abeg oo. Me am nt a big girl oo. U
wnt to deny me independence gift abi? ....I
quickly went to buy N500 card and sent the
pin into her chat inbox....
ME:Dear manage this pls.
HER: noo, pls am only joking. I will nt take
that.
ME: pls pls.
HER: and i refuse. I cnt take anything from
u.
....i quickly loaded the card and transfered it
into her line acct...
HER: u think u are smart eh? ....a minute
later
heard an alert msg tang-tang..''N1000 is
transfered to u from...''
ME: whats the meaning of that?
HER: i told u, u shldnt. ...(this girl wan show
me big girl abi?) i used my last N2000 to
buy card, load am, making N3000 and send
it to her.
....Some minutes later, an alert, tang-
tang..''N6000 is transfered to u from....''
chaiii..this girl wan try me? And i dnt hv
any money again! I called my friend and
borrowed the N6000 he was keeping for his
landlord, i told him i will be expecting
N24,000 in the next 5min and i will pay him
back...i quickly buy card of N6000, and sent
her the N12,000..and i kept my phone close
to my
ear expecting alert...
Ten minutes later, instead of msg alert, it
was a call from her...''Hello dear, jst call to
thank u for the independence gift..we'll
chat later''...

aboyaji:
na only you go chop that thing

Lols if u drink kunu u no go drink acid again (coke and fanta)

harrysterol:
I knw 1 tin abt u...ur cwazy

Hmmmmm this is why am against children on nairaland................... U can't tell my youngest son that. He is cwazy cos he will beat u to death........ Thou I dnt blaim u.I blaim ur oafs parent who dnt put their mad Dog on chain

(MILLET JUICE) Kunun Zaki Recipe with picx


• 3 cups Guinea corn (red type)

• 1 medium sized Sweet potato, peeled
. a handful of germinated rice seeds (known as
'Siro" in hausa)

• 2 Medium sized Ginger, peeled

• 1 tbsp. Cloves (Optional)

• Sugar (optional)

• Water

-soak the guinea corn in the morning and allow
it to stay under the sun
-rinse thoroughly in the evening and add the
spice and grind it
-grind the sweet potato and rice seeds
separately
-bring your water to boil and pour in in to the
paste and stir gradually till it forms a thick paste
-now pour in your potato and rice paste
this mixture breaks down the starch from the
guinea corn paste and makes it very loose and
liquid, you may not need to add more water
- allow it to cool overnight and stir occasionally
and the steam needs to get out
- sieve in the morning and sweeten, (optional)



Feel free to ask any question

Kunun Zaki (Millet drink Recipe)

Kunu drink is a popular drink made from whole
grains of millet and sometimes sorghum or corn. Its
quite popular in most parts of Nigeria especially the
northern part where it originates. It’s got a spicy,
nutty flavor and it’s packed with nourishing vitamins
and minerals. It’s also rich in protein and high in
fiber. Preparation of this drink takes about a
minimum of 2-3 days. This is because for the first two
days, it’s left to soak in water so as to trigger the
process of fermentation. Making Kunu at home is
quite easy and requires nothing fancy. Here's how its
done……

How to make "Kunun Zaki" drink
Utensils:::
• Blender
• Pap Sieve

Ingredients:::
• 3 cups Millet (de-hulled)
• 1 medium sized Sweet potato, peeled- Optional
• 2 Medium sized Ginger, peeled
• 1 tbsp. Cloves (Konofiri)
• Sugar (To taste)
• Water

Directions:::
Step 1: Soak the seeds in water for 48hours to allow
the seeds ferment making sure you change the water
every 7 hours.
Step 2: Wash thoroughly with clean water and place
the millet, Ginger, Cloves (Konofiri) & Sweet potato in
a blender (You need one with sharp blades) and
blend till you have a smooth paste making sure you
add water while blending to enable it blend smoothly.


Step 3: Leave the sieved out liquid to settle for about
7 hours, by then the clear liquid would be above the
sediment (thick paste below). Sieve out the clear
liquid leaving the settled mixture which should be
thick.

Step 4: Divide the thick paste into two bowls (Let’s
say bowl 1 & 2). Pour boiling hot water over the
content of bowl 1 and stir (As if you are preparing
pap). Add the content of bowl 2 into bowl 1 and stir
some more. At this stage you can add as much water
as you want depending on how thick or watery you
want your kunu. It’s usually thick though.


Step5:Use ur sieve/filter to sieve ur kunu to remove the unwanted chaff

6: Sweeten with sugar, Refrigerate & Serve
Chilled.




Feel free to ask any question......

Rip

WELCOME TO NIGERIA:
®Where sex is free and love is costly.
®Where loosing a phone is more painful than
loosing VIRGINITY...
®Where, if u don't cheat on your partner, u are
not sharp and smart.
®Where Bathrooms has become photo STUDIO...
®Where getting a GALAXY phone is greater than
achieving a DEGREE...
®Where yahoo boys have brighter future than
graduates...
®Where temples are turned into dating points,
®Where worshiping God in truth & spirit is
difficult.
®Where lies are turned into realities...
®Where ladies fear Pregnancy than HIV...
®Where pizza delivery is faster than emergency
response
®Where people fear thieves, robbers & Boko
Haram than God...
®Where people go to church with BB chargers
rather than Bible.
®Where guys are scared of getting married but
love to have sex...
®Where we have highest number of musician due
to unemployment.
®Where the higher your offense the lower ur
punishment and
vice versa...
®Where the number of churches & mosque are
more than the worshipers.. ®Where we say Up
NEPA more than we say Praise THE LORD...
®Where a school drop-out politician is Ten times
richer and more respected than a professor...
®Where unemployed youths pick up weapons to
fight in support of the politicians who deprive
them of employment & a good life...
®where someone who cannot speak English but
can say Chai, Chai deris God is given honorary
Doctorate degrees...
WHAT A COUNTRY!!..
I BOW. .

ademi87:
mtschheeeeeewuuu....dnt u av ur dad on bbm? Jobless ebola patient

Ur father............ Idiot

fr3do:


See wetin likes dey cause!

Meaning?

Mondisweets:

Some of una no sabi help matter at all

daddysprincess:
its fun though

Is that what u think??

I met this girl on fb and we ve been
chatting for 6 months now.
Today, i logged in and i saw her online,
and we started chatting immediately.
ME: Hello dear
HER: happy independence.
ME: same to u dear
HER: so where is my independence gift?
ME: Habba! Big girl like u is asking for
independence gift?.
HER: Abeg oo. Me am nt a big girl oo. U
wnt to deny me independence gift abi? ....I
quickly went to buy N500 card and sent the
pin into her chat inbox....
ME:Dear manage this pls.
HER: noo, pls am only joking. I will nt take
that.
ME: pls pls.
HER: and i refuse. I cnt take anything from
u.
....i quickly loaded the card and transfered it
into her line acct...
HER: u think u are smart eh? ....a minute
later
heard an alert msg tang-tang..''N1000 is
transfered to u from...''
ME: whats the meaning of that?
HER: i told u, u shldnt. ...(this girl wan show
me big girl abi?) i used my last N2000 to
buy card, load am, making N3000 and send
it to her.
....Some minutes later, an alert, tang-
tang..''N6000 is transfered to u from....''
chaiii..this girl wan try me? And i dnt hv
any money again! I called my friend and
borrowed the N6000 he was keeping for his
landlord, i told him i will be expecting
N24,000 in the next 5min and i will pay him
back...i quickly buy card of N6000, and sent
her the N12,000..and i kept my phone close
to my
ear expecting alert...
Ten minutes later, instead of msg alert, it
was a call from her...''Hello dear, jst call to
thank u for the independence gift..we'll
chat later''....

I met this girl on fb and we ve been
chatting for 6 months now.
Today, i logged in and i saw her online,
and we started chatting immediately.
ME: Hello dear
HER: happy independence.
ME: same to u dear
HER: so where is my independence gift?
ME: Habba! Big girl like u is asking for
independence gift?.
HER: Abeg oo. Me am nt a big girl oo. U
wnt to deny me independence gift abi? ....I
quickly went to buy N500 card and sent the
pin into her chat inbox....
ME:Dear manage this pls.
HER: noo, pls am only joking. I will nt take
that.
ME: pls pls.
HER: and i refuse. I cnt take anything from
u.
....i quickly loaded the card and transfered it
into her line acct...
HER: u think u are smart eh? ....a minute
later
heard an alert msg tang-tang..''N1000 is
transfered to u from...''
ME: whats the meaning of that?
HER: i told u, u shldnt. ...(this girl wan show
me big girl abi?) i used my last N2000 to
buy card, load am, making N3000 and send
it to her.
....Some minutes later, an alert, tang-
tang..''N6000 is transfered to u from....''
chaiii..this girl wan try me? And i dnt hv
any money again! I called my friend and
borrowed the N6000 he was keeping for his
landlord, i told him i will be expecting
N24,000 in the next 5min and i will pay him
back...i quickly buy card of N6000, and sent
her the N12,000..and i kept my phone close
to my
ear expecting alert...
Ten minutes later, instead of msg alert, it
was a call from her...''Hello dear, jst call to
thank u for the independence gift..we'll
chat later''....

I met this girl on fb and we ve been
chatting for 6 months now.
Today, i logged in and i saw her online,
and we started chatting immediately.
ME: Hello dear
HER: happy independence.
ME: same to u dear
HER: so where is my independence gift?
ME: Habba! Big girl like u is asking for
independence gift?.
HER: Abeg oo. Me am nt a big girl oo. U
wnt to deny me independence gift abi? ....I
quickly went to buy N500 card and sent the
pin into her chat inbox....
ME:Dear manage this pls.
HER: noo, pls am only joking. I will nt take
that.
ME: pls pls.
HER: and i refuse. I cnt take anything from
u.
....i quickly loaded the card and transfered it
into her line acct...
HER: u think u are smart eh? ....a minute
later
heard an alert msg tang-tang..''N1000 is
transfered to u from...''
ME: whats the meaning of that?
HER: i told u, u shldnt. ...(this girl wan show
me big girl abi?) i used my last N2000 to
buy card, load am, making N3000 and send
it to her.
....Some minutes later, an alert, tang-
tang..''N6000 is transfered to u from....''
chaiii..this girl wan try me? And i dnt hv
any money again! I called my friend and
borrowed the N6000 he was keeping for his
landlord, i told him i will be expecting
N24,000 in the next 5min and i will pay him
back...i quickly buy card of N6000, and sent
her the N12,000..and i kept my phone close
to my
ear expecting alert...
Ten minutes later, instead of msg alert, it
was a call from her...''Hello dear, jst call to
thank u for the independence gift..we'll
chat later''....


Omo see likes

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1. You're so lazy You didn't read all the You's.
2. You didn't notice I put a Yoo.
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4. You are laughing because you realise there is no
'Yoo' and you've been tricked.
5. You are going to
forward this to others who are like 'YOU'!
I know at least 13 things about you now:
1. You are holding your phone
2. You are on Whatsapp
3. You just opened my msg.
4. You are now reading it
5. You are human
7. You can't say the letter "P" without separating
your
lips
8. You just attempted to do it
9. You are laughing at yourself
10. You have smiles on your face
11. You skipped No.6
12. You just checked to see if there is a No.6
13. You are laughing at this because I caught you..
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If u smiled then forward
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Now that you've smiled, don't be stingy with the
smiles, share them With friends!! Just for laughs
Stress busters! . @bishop You will Laugh - enjoy
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If u fall for it pls HIt Like

You will Laugh - enjoy reading
Five facts about You You You You You You You You
You You You You You You You You You
1. You're so lazy You didn't read all the You's.
2. You didn't notice I put a Yoo.
3. You are now looking to find out.
4. You are laughing because you realise there is no
'Yoo' and you've been tricked.
5. You are going to
forward this to others who are like 'YOU'!
I know at least 13 things about you now:
1. You are holding your phone
2. You are on Whatsapp
3. You just opened my msg.
4. You are now reading it
5. You are human
7. You can't say the letter "P" without separating
your
lips
8. You just attempted to do it
9. You are laughing at yourself
10. You have smiles on your face
11. You skipped No.6
12. You just checked to see if there is a No.6
13. You are laughing at this because I caught you..
Hahaha is it true?
If u smiled then forward
/ l \
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Now that you've smiled, don't be stingy with the
smiles, share them With friends!! Just for laughs
Stress busters! . @bishop You will Laugh - enjoy
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If u fall for it pls HIt Like

Space booked

,

You will Laugh - enjoy reading
Five facts about You You You You You You You You
You You You You You You You You You
1. You're so lazy You didn't read all the You's.
2. You didn't notice I put a Yoo.
3. You are now looking to find out.
4. You are laughing because you realise there is no
'Yoo' and you've been tricked.
5. You are going to
forward this to others who are like 'YOU'!
I know at least 13 things about you now:
1. You are holding your phone
2. You are on Whatsapp
3. You just opened my msg.
4. You are now reading it
5. You are human
7. You can't say the letter "P" without separating
your
lips
8. You just attempted to do it
9. You are laughing at yourself
10. You have smiles on your face
11. You skipped No.6
12. You just checked to see if there is a No.6
13. You are laughing at this because I caught you..
Hahaha is it true?
If u smiled then forward
/ l \
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Now that you've smiled, don't be stingy with the
smiles, share them With friends!! Just for laughs
Stress busters! . @bishop You will Laugh - enjoy
reading




If u fall for it pls HIt Like

felzylix:

ONE thing about YOU, 'you r jobless'

Hmmmmm me jobless? Hmmmm A kid is always a kid

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Five facts about You You You You You You You You
You You You You You You You You You
1. You're so lazy You didn't read all the You's.
2. You didn't notice I put a Yoo.
3. You are now looking to find out.
4. You are laughing because you realise there is no
'Yoo' and you've been tricked.
5. You are going to
forward this to others who are like 'YOU'!
I know at least 13 things about you now:
1. You are holding your phone
2. You are on Whatsapp
3. You just opened my msg.
4. You are now reading it
5. You are human
7. You can't say the letter "P" without separating your
lips
8. You just attempted to do it
9. You are laughing at yourself
10. You have smiles on your face
11. You skipped No.6
12. You just checked to see if there is a No.6
13. You are laughing at this because I caught you..
Hahaha is it true?
If u smiled then forward
/ l \
/ l \
/ l \
/ l \
Now that you've smiled, don't be stingy with the
smiles, share them With friends!! Just for laughs
Stress busters! . @bishop You will Laugh - enjoy
reading

My neighbours grand fathers bike sounds like (va-va-voom-voom)

I love sport bike so much that I can sacrifice my 1 day meal for a power bike....

Ontop the matter:- O p pls how much those a sport/power bike cost

If u are as confused as I am Hit like..........





But oga op were did this event took place and how much will a power bike cost

A7: Wazop

Hahaha he looks like former central bank gov: sls

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