₦airaland Forum

Very funny

joseo:
When will it be Buhari's turn to visit?

I wonder the kind task he go give them, I know it will surely involve cow rearing.

Since Tach left BBNAIJA, I heard the show has tanked in ratings.

Tacha, with bad character and disgraceful actions but a money magnet for the show. It's not like the show is a moral bank to have disqualified its protege.

Whoever led them on to her disqualification will be biting his fingers now.

Richdad

When men are in the mood for sex, they become blind to the slightest of reason. They experience color blindness, mental fatigue, and irrational tendencies. All blood leaves the brain and down to the penis. The sad thing is that penis cannot exhibit cognitive function neither does it have shoulders to hold it back at point of entry.

Richdad

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What these governors do when they are about to exit in the middle of an hostile FG opposition is to purposefully lead their party to defeat. With these arrangements, they get no trial and harrassment from the FG.

Richdad

Our govs are drama kings and the people enthused spectators.

Richdad

Happy Birthday Ololobi. Live in fulfillment of God's purpose for you.

Richdad

ololobi:
Lovely photos. Can you please explain more in the red neck and parking manner please? Cheers

Happy Birthday Darqly. May you live in fulfillment.

Richdad

darqly:
People are joking but the value of daily traffic commerce is in the billions currently. I posit that one day, you'll be able to withdraw cash whilst in traffic or do some other financial transactions, someone just needs to think this through.

Is Nairaland your father's property? Get a life.

LearnITsmash:
Nairaland is officially Instagram, imagine we are now promoting this farm tool on front page

Fasting is used to force or enforce a change, pattern, or demand. Receiving the anointing comes from the desperation and longing of your heart. That unquenchable and restless desire to tap into the supernatural workings of God.

Seek for the anointing because it makes you fat in the spirit thus breaking your yokes and lifting your burdens. (In that day their burden will be lifted from your shoulders, their yoke from your neck; the yoke will be broken because you have grown so fat(anointing) - Isaiah 10:27).

Fast constantly to sustain and maintain your advantage over satan, the anointing. Jesus was baptized of the water and the holy spirit and he went thus into the wilderness to sharpen the anointing. He came out healing the sick and delivering those oppressed of the devil.

Richdad

A success in progress however held back by tangled and cobwebbed relationships. Below 40 with 4 kids from 4 mothers. The boy in him would have wished for a better man.

A man is adjudged an 'absolute' success if his family and children live at peace. The consequences of multiple children from unmarried partners is the vengeance the children bring to your table in your weak old age. They will tear down your wealth and their mothers whom you never married will not appease them.

Richdad

Why do our people engage in unending crimes? Leadership! Where there is failure in leadership, the people will engage the state of nature; an act of survival.

Richdad

I like your picture son

Jestin:
We need exceptionalities in our reserves. If one head shake , we make good replacement

Nigeria is not worth dying for. Not me or my generation will lay down our lives for such a country. A nation that decapitates history can never embrace the present. The story of the Civil War, its lesson, the lives lost, the injustice on the East and the courage of those who defended our union is no longer taught to our children. How do you expect them to grow to and defend what to them was never broken?

Richdad

Not mentioning Nairaland means money is never made hear. Sad!

An Idiot

KingAzubuike:
Used to Bleep this girl back in the days. To confirm it's true, she has birthmark at the entrance of her pu**y.

I have a relative who has been married for the past 21 years with no child. I recently visited them and the quietness in the house has taken away their joy and happiness.

For those who desire a child in their union, I pray the Lord to give you seeds and wipe the tears from you both.

Richdad

Another Next Rated Artist

A private family will suffer no public shame. Keep your family private and save your household an embarrassment of one for all.

Boys don't make husbands but Men.

Richdad

When the tortoise starts bragging of his wisdom, he is quickly reminded of his slowness. You can't think too highly of yourself.

How do you explain an artist who quickly released a track on body odour based on an event in BBNaija. That is a Next Rated.

In support of humbling any noisemaker.

Richdad

Sad

A touching story. If he were in Nigeria, he would have been sent to Mechanic workshop to learn the trade. No scholarship, grant, or talent hunt. Just a society constantly seeking for the weakest to oppress.

Richdad