₦airaland Forum

hazureal:
It happens and it's very disgusting and annoying. Infact, I witnessed it last week Wednesday when a colleague and I went to collect our PVCs.
When we got to the venue, the INEC officials had not arrived, so everyone waited around.
She was telling me about some challenges she's been having for a while and I was trying to cheer her up.
I noticed a guy in native attire (big buba and trousers) standing and pushing against her from behind her. I initially thought it was because of the crowd, but when some people around us moved away, this guy still stuck behind this woman o!
I became suspicious and asked her to move to her left side. I noticed that she still had her purse in her hand, but d guy still stood rooted to the spot and he started looking up with his mouth open.
You can imagine the disgust when I saw that he had an erection. It was so glaring even through his big buba.
I showed her and she was like " I didn't even notice anything". I was shocked! Was she that depressed that she truly did not notice?
Even when I shouted at the guy, an elderly man came to meet me and said "Madam, you are adding to the problem".
We later got to know he's an im-be-ci-le.
That scene got me so disturbed that when I went to check at the same venue the following day, if the PVC was ready, I carried a poly bag wit some newspapers in it, and I held it behind me.

Your Frnd was actually enjoying the contact that is why she didn't notice a stranger arnd her

This thing u are talking abt is unisexual
Both parties does it

bushdoc9919:
Bayelsa....63.26% WHICH IS more than FCT (52.73%)

Also.....APC states have declared public holidays for PVC collection.

So....what do you have to say, son?

Who is ur son?...Lol

The question is

In a place that av been seized by the insurgent
Hw do u expect me to bliv that on such a short period inec has distributed 90% of cards

Jega said

Borno.......90%

Yobe.........83

Adamawa...80

Percentage of PVC collected

South south.....40%

Is jega sane at all

Even if they burn Aso Rock

Come May 29, He can manage my room for swearing in until another Aso Rock is built

Nama, unam ikot, ewu, ...........

missugonma1:
Guy I will advice you should get a girl or wife for yourself,live your Ex and her girlfriend if not your Ex will use everything against you when she will need you..

I admire u so much ugomma

Will wnt to be ur Frnd (close Frnd)

Seminary college Uyo

The Auxiliaries (snr seminarians) flock me 24 strokes on bare yansh on a TYT (touch your toe) position

I went wild bro

zick19:
Hello my fellow nairalanders, i will love to share with you some worldly things that happens in the church of God nowadays but doesn't pleases God.
I'm a kind of person that loves visiting different types of churches but some things that we see in churches these days are nothing to talk about, here are some:

1 PASTORS PREACHES WITH MOBILE PHONES AND LAPTOPS; This is a process in which the devil is using to send the bible into extinction, i see no big deal in pastors making use of thier bible to preach but some pastors of nowadays also wants to feel among, if devil come and attack them, is it their phone or laptop they will use to fight the devil?? The mobile bible is meant for reading when you are in a free time or you are in a bus and you just wish to go through the words of God....

2 COMPETITIONS IN THE CHURCH OF GOD; This is another thing the church of God is fond of doing nowadays, because sister Mary is putting on an expensive dress with some kinds of heavy jeweries, sister Jane is already planning the one that will beat the sister Mary's own next sunday, or brother Michael just bought a new BB Z30 last week, brother John has also gotten a new BB passport this week, is that what you come to do in church??

3 WORLDLY DANCE IN THE CHURCH OF GOD; The trending dance step in the church these days is "shoki", you will tell God when your hand turn to snake and the person you are about to strike. Some girls also what they do is twerking in the church, which can even make the pastor backslide, you better watch your ways.

4 CLAIMING BIG BOYS AND GIRLS IN THE CHURCH; This one is common in we youths, when pastor ask us to stand up and clap or praise the lord, that is when you will see some guys folding their arms, some won't even stand up at all, please if you don't praise God, who do you wnt to praise??

5 [b]PREACHING OF WORLDLY THINGS; Some pastors of these days has removed the kingdom of God from their dairy, all they know is to preach about the latest car, latest private jet, the latest mansion and how to make much money, vanity upon vaniy, all is vanity.

6 TAKING NOTE OF PASTOR'S MISTAKES; No one is above mistake but youths of nowadays don't want to know that, all they do is laugh at the pastor's mistakes, later you will start saying your prayers are not answered.

7 TOASTING IN THE CHURCH OF GOD; Hmmm.... A new babe just visited your church and because you don't want brother Mike to outsmart you in talking to her, you now decided to do your parol right inside the church, please the church is not a hook up zone, if you are in church, it's God you are there to meet not babe......

I guess that is okay for now, God bless us all.

U don't wnt to talk abt night clubs
Not even ur office and ur family life

Go ahead criticise church and pastors
U won't end well

Mynd44:
Nigeria is a huge joke.

Shut your mouth up

Indian hemp smoker

Collynzo419:
everybody sabi talk story - My uncle's aunt's sister's brother's cousin said that there is no corruption in Nigeria anymore.

When you go to swim again, hope you will meet someone that will explain why Alams is a free man today

mtchewwww

Alarms is a free man because

Tinubu is a Freeman

Atiku is a free man

Shagari is a free man

Your father is a freeman

wakacome:
The fact is that president goodluck jonathan is a green snake under the green grass....you will think he is the most democratic man but behind the scene he is a perfect dictator that secretly knows how to pretend and fool people..don't judge a book by its cover...watch and see how some jonathan supporters will quote me and start using their dirty dustbin they call mouth to start saying rubbish...the truth is bitter

U are a green snake too

Since I know u; u av been living with a man that is not ur father but u refuse to persuade ur mum to tell u who ur dad is

Bastard

simplymade:
Guys

Was just wonderin how come none of these so called men of God forsaw the postponement of the election!

All na wash!

Prophet Joshua Iginla saw it

makzeze:
If PDP doesnt know, the postponement is a disadvantage to it. If the election is held on the 28th of March and INEC declares GEJ winner, what and how do you think the reaction will be?

**in Pete edochie's voice **

Who cares

9jatriot:
I wondered why there was so much desperation until I read this.

Look at this illiterate Yoruba tribal marked boy

All the names u just mentioned are Niger Deltans
They are reaping where they already sowed

barcanista:
Go to court

Ok no election

briefness:
The government is so desperate trying to use every tool available to discredit GMB. The military record today remains fully loyal to Chief of Army Staff who is in turn loyal to Mr President. Anyway, we have gone beyond the certificate issue except for the gullible ones.

Sorry to dissapoint u

We av not gone beyond the cert issue

Bevista:
So, these cowards have blackmailed INEC & Nigerians (using security) into postponing the elections.

These incompetent lot had more than 1 year to restore normalcy in the Northeast in preparations for the elections, and yet (typically) they failed miserably. Now, suddenly these baboons want Nigerians to trust them to do their job in 6 weeks.

Ok, so now PDP & GEJ have got their wish - sufficient time to perfect their evil agenda. But contrary to their expectations, things will play even more favourably into the hands of #TeamGMB.

One way or the other, come March 28th, this inept government MUST go! Change isn't something that can be postponed or delayed, it can only be accelerated when the time has come.

#ThingsMustChange.
#VoteOutCluelessness
#March4Buhari

Why not go on and protest as u and APC planned

This govt u call clueless will surprise u

Juliaann:
He need help asap

Bastard

Don't go and look for your Father

doctokwus:
The security chiefs won't give INEC any guarantees because they can't guarantee any,but particularly because issue of security they gave is tertiary to their concerns.The only calculation is the hope that in six weeks time sth dramatic would have shifted in GEJ's favor.
Common sense shd tell everybody that you can't give a definite time frame for defeating a terrorist group.So what if in 6 wks BH is still very much operational,will another shift be called for?
I know this won't end well for GEJ,its ominous the man is tempting faith.

Better u Commit suicide

sapele914:
Just like any true and brave journalism you can't be accurate all of the time I used to be like you in the past I was a critic and doubter of sahara reporters how come they could get the hard news so fast? But more than 90% of the time they were correct. b

U said 90%

This one is part of the remaining 10% that are not true

lucrownt:
When the DSS and the Military were deployed to Osun State in August last year, was there any form of insurgency in the state? But they were being deployed in order to intimidate the masses. My fellow NLs, I wish you were there to witness the incoming movement of the DSS (Faces covered) you will feel perturbed...
#TeamElectionMustHold ..

Kul down bros

Those group were hurriedly put together by lai lai Mohammed and Tinubu just to oppose election shift

They all know that if boko haram is defeated
29milion votes will be for GEJ

Any news from Sahara reporters or premium times is being reported the way Tinubu wants it

Don't take them serious

Only one reason and that is

She will nt spend money on comedy films

Make money

More money

Plenty money

Reasonable money

Big dick

Optional2:
A friend of mine want on a date with a guy for the first, after the dinner together he took her to his apartment and ask her to kiss him but she refuse because she think is not right to kiss or have sex with him for the first date, he even want her to sleep over in his place she still refuse. Please is it right to kiss or have sex for the first time of you meeting the person and knowing about the person.

Send me a pm

That's my course as a lecturer
Let me lecture u; forget public opinion its deceptive

mrofficial:
Sinking man. When is he going to visit Sat Guru Maharaji?

Anytime ur mum promise to show u ur true dad

U tot I wnt recognise u?

tkaymuo:
Fellow compatriots the time has come again to decide our future and the future of our generation even yet unborn.

In about a week from now, we will be taking a decision to determine how things will play out in our lives in the next four years and beyond.

Have you decided on who you want to trust in handling the Security, Economy, Youth Development, Healthcare, Education, and General improvement of the affairs of Nigeria and its citizens? If you haven’t now is the time to realize something.

1) We trusted the last 6years into the hands of a man who people felt his “luck” might bring Luck to the land because of the way he has always risen to power but unfortunately, one man’s favour from God isn’t enough to bring about solution to the land.

2) A man who travels abroad for the slightest flu while ignoring the healthcare system of the entire nation

3) A man whose 6years in power could boast of ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.

4) A man whose campaign was based on personal attacks on his opponent about events that too place OVER 30YEARS AGAIN. Whereas can not boast of achieving anything in the last 6years.

5) A man who claims he doesn’t give a DAMN about not declaring his assets and also claims STEALING IS NOT CORRUPTION

6) A man who gallivants with corrupt past and present individuals while ignoring honest and upright individuals in the land.

7) A man who can defend supposed militants in the October 1st Abuja bomb attack only to come several years later to LIE that the same militants he defended years back attempted to kill him just because the militants are not in support of his government.

8 ) A man whose wife controls almost all critical national issues. Fellow Nigerians ask yourself this question and be honest about it; “can Michael Obama debate of political, security, and governance issue in America? But yet we see nothing wrong in Patience Jonathan peddling into national issues.

9) A man whose ONLY achievement in 6years is boasting of some outdated railway construction that 98% of the Nigerian population do not make use of.

10) A man who under his watch Nigeria can’t boast of a National Carrier yet he has 5 presidential jet to his name and has helped all his associated acquire theirs.

11) A country that sells forms to unemployed Nigerians only to DUPE the same JOBLESS youths as neither the government or the agencies have any job for the youths.

12) A country whose Universities were close for over 6 months and polytechnics for over a year.

13) A country whose medical health workers go on strike all year round leading to millions of people’s sudden death.

14) A country whose citizens die in their thousands on a weekly basis without the president saying or doing absolutely nothing yet the same president sends messages to a country who lost JUST 5 citizens.

15) A president who has emptied the countries foreign reserve and yet cooks up report to hide his elicit acts

The list is endless my fellow Nigerians. This is the time to end all religious and ethnic sentiments and vote in an upright man.
A man who has NO TRACE of any corruption activities and whose associates have all performed averagely well as governors in their various states.

LETS BE WISE. OUR FUTURE IS AT STAKE. WE CAN’T AFFORD TO WASTE THE NEXT FOUR YEARS AGAIN.

VOTE OUT JONATHAN EBELE AZIKIWE BECAUSE WE HAVE TESTED HIM AND HE PROVED HE ISN’T A MAN TO GIVE A SECOND CHANCE TO

Point to one legacy of GMB....I send u recharge card

maclatunji:
What was the end of those who treaded this path in the past? #Shior

Don't know

What did Tinubu tell u

Because all Yorubas dnt talk unless as directed by Tinubu

maclatunji:
It is not to President Jonathan, the only thing sacrosanct to him is staying in power by any means possible.

If u are not comfortable wt that u better start planning how to survive wt ur groundnut

The son of Nigeria has come to claim his Fathers wealth if anyone stands on his way...too much heat go worryam

alaoeri:
And na this BH Jona wan curb in the next 6weeks abi?

Check the date of that post

Muntula

synergycom19:
They should shift it ooo,GEJ needs more time to visits all the churches

Real men are talking woman wrapper like u also open ur trash

U tot I wnt recognise u?

synergycom19:
All are pdp inclined parties,working together for good of GEJ,all it's the Handwork of GEJ. After his security Adviser was the first to start the matter,remember he avoided PDP primaries,now he wants to do the same with the elections.GOD pass them all.

Bros ur blood dey hot oooo

Why nt hug a nearby transformer

U no get money u wnt contest election na by force? U can pay more those party I mean all 26 parties will Wrk for u

nijanigga:
Osama alone could have brought Nigeria down.

I see

This lack of certificate is really affecting all APC supporters

Good luck Jonathan P.HD