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i thought u was looking for sum1 to talk to? na wa o

ok wats ya yahoo id lets chat a bit b4 i head out to the mall

guys cheat cus wen u bang the same hole 40times it kindov starts tasting like rancid beef

LamidiObi:
name the best way to cheat on your wife without catching you.

bros, just go buy lux soap ke nan!!!

nope, how about french? or its only deutsch thats romantic 2u?

---Girls, if u don't repost this within 1 hr then you will lose the guy of your life

---Guys if you don't repost this in one hr then you will lose the girl of your life.

I HOPE THIS WILL HELP YOU IN THE LONG RUN WITH YOUR RELATIONSHIPS.
TALK TO ME IF YOU ARE NOT CLEAR WITH ANY POINT.
BE IN LOVE ALWAYS

sick mofo

ok am not australian but i luv australian chics. u can talk to me

how the hell is falling asleep on the phone together romantic?

before u open a music studio u have to be ready to deceive the up coming artists because it so sooo difficult to make it in naija music industry, so many people struggling for so few spotlights so na to just trick people to pay u and record then they waste their time looking for record deal in kennis and the rest who will keep tossing them around

1. i hate gurls expecting me to remember one fake yeye "monthsary" crap when i have alot of things i am busy with
2. i hate gurls jus sitting down like boring dusa and expect u to be "romantic"
3. i hate it when they spy on ur text messages and pretend to be looking at pictures
4. i hate when a boring girl comes to my place without previous notice
5. i dnt like it when a girl expects you to give her all the attention in the world
6. i hate liars, pretenders, gold diggers and bloody vectors of std's


girls are like flowers, u have the nice and beautiful ones and u also have the stupid specie

the thing that always sells for girls is cloths, guys fit wear the same trouser for 3days but gurls cnt help but hav alot of clothes. as for guys, na foreign condom de shack them most times am cummin to naija

i used to allow my gf read my texts freely but i hate the fact that she will come and be asking me all sorts of questions. . . wanting to know who and what all the texts are all about even if they were received from a guy so i kinda placed an embargo on that

acidrop:
then u can be recomemd to one of the finest babes in here

pls whats the meaning of that word? i no wan paste picsur before pple like yicob go de use am form for area girls wey him meet online

whitelexi:
Most girls wont call u if they dont give a damn. . . They value their mobile credit too much to waste it where they think there's no potential. On the other hand, if she or they like u, your phone batteries will die before 12noon daily after a full charge overnight. I had to buy an extra travel charger which is in my office drawer cos they call and call and call until your battery goes dead!

the sad part is that na u provide the credit wey dem de use run down ur battery

male ashewo

Lolo_Oge:
some ppl are just plain bad in sex, period

lmao thats the irony of life. . . ^{and some are so good, they make the kitten utter some strange noises that sound like fart i still wonder what causes that noise}

@poster
are you sweet like pringles? me loves the one in the green bottle tube packet jar casing gon-goni

hang on and be patient. . . it takes time to make stable friends when you just move somewer

lol, thats true. all my girlfriends back in naija never used to call, they will just flash and wait for me to call back. its only if i dnt call back then they wud finally call.i wonder what girls do with credit. some just like seeing high balance when they press *556#

the secret behind this issue is that its not good to over pamper ANYBODY. be it a lady, a guy or a child

@poster, omo, u be smart criminal o!!! just tell us say u de find girlfriend instead of all these "my friend" lie lie issues

u want me to post a pic so the whole female community will start to holla eh? k so what are the benefits obtained if i prove myself ryt?

that one no be question to ask o. infact my own fine de for plural form.

i for like date acid drop cus fine girls deserve fine boyz

these days almost everything is getting digital. . . we dnt use books no more but e-books and internet, no more letters but emails and sms. . .  so u guys wan come change getting chics to an e-issue eh *hissssssss*