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@poster

please paste ur  picture before i yarn ma own intentions!!! 

abeg u still gorra reduce the age limit a lil bit so i go fit tha resume

steve49ja:
what if your mum says you do it?

why the sad face?
dnt tell me ur mum told u that and u obeyed her

experts:
i am 25 and never dated any girl before.

i feel jelouse when my friends go out with there girls, and i still ignor dating any.

i am mucked many times by my dudes and now i jst want to get a girl to avoid further muckery.
[b]
plz do i need a girl[/b]

1) u cant spell jealous
2) u cant spell mocked
3) u just said u want to get a girl to avoid further mockery so why bother us with ur useless question?   ^{u dnt need a girl. . . . u need inspiration}

bacterium:
I still waiting for my Nigerian black sexxy brother. Yes I want someone to burst my asssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!! Are you like me? I am open to try anything!!!!!!!

guy, i dnt think anybody is ready to burst ur anal pore so go get a Love Machine
open to try anythin shey? toh go meet bulldog make him burst ya ass naw

bacterium:
Hello my sexxy black brothas. I still waiting for the love of my life. He must be fine man with nice back. BIG strong man. I am waiting. I want a love that lasting many years. Maybe we have big family. I be the woman and I will do what you say. If you want contact me. I ready for anything for love, marry, anything u like. SO if u are ready tell me.

Love, Faisal (FaisyBoi4lyf)

family ke? i never heard that a gay got pregnant from anal sex!!

190:
todays worst posters are,
Deshannel
richo2
Tgirl4real
eminemkayc
Akinagirl
nana
although this was a mistake * sistawoman * but u are among anyway for 2day
Tumfulu
tondo==Hair of the Dog
pastor PLC
vanweed

wetin de worry this drunkard?

lol, chamo why naw? why una dey dissappoint the poor bobo na?
walahi thank God sey the retard no include ma name for him list if not by the time i use firewood burst him anus, the stick go resemble toothpick

Missy B:
Rotfl!!
Richo but you know I love you.

Dual
Epitome of pro werrin??
Let me catch you begging for again.

wait, u gotta explain oh!! is it the agape loff from a sista to a broda or the kind loff wey fit light up 60watt bulb?

Tgirl4real:
Richo, na true . . .

like d bath u had in d jacuzzi

i cant believe that u still remember the day we both had fun in that jacuzzi

goodass:
@ Tgirl

take a chance gurl _{remindz me of comin 2 America}  , na him just win BBA3!  

na true!!!! gimmie a chance. . . . na me win am even tho una see my kini wen i bin de bath

lol, who go fit handle those orohgbo mama's? na suicide oh. . . . me no want

Missy B:

^{I didn't see nufffin O . . .}

mind u. . . . the 'you' is a plural ma dear

i think a pikin section schould be created and ibkaye should be made the moderator and pikin in charge

Missy B:
Crazy
I didn't see the pic too.

Original
How can ma husband be a Nairalander??
I reject by fire, by force.

hmmmm so i have been wasting my energy to trek to the nearest cafe to my village and sacrificing my whole pocket money to chat with you in vain??

@tgirl
ur dead wrong!!! i dnt want all those things, the only thing i want is you

@poster
dnt u think tellin ur fiancee dat u wunt marry her because u dnt have money to impress your friends will break her heart?  
walahi i suppose come ya house with bulahlah (horse whip)

@missy
ma messanger is messing up!!! too many people crowdin the wireless connection up

chamotex:
Richo u don kraze o, who tell u say ur wife na Missy B
anyway respect yourself before I sand-paper ur skin
she aint got no Double D's more like Double B's
trust me i should know, its not hard to see
you 2 together, common its like the Beauty and the Beast
If I ever see u in ma area again, I'll kick ur ass back to the streets

i know am the beauty but dont call ma baby a beast
we be the perfect couple omoh, i don give u the jist
just one punch and ur head go swell like yeast
na ur balls i go kick and na ya neck i go twist
ur vision go impare as if there was a mist
north,west,south then i checked the east
before concluding that i want missy
omoh, to be like me no easy

ok missy lemmie rhyme for u and the loff we share

ok, yo! yo! u can call her freaky or u can call her missy B
if u look at her chest omoh, u go spot double D
look but don't touch because na me be her GEE
chamo if u touch ma chic i go break ya knee
and then i go commot ur trouser so everybody go see. . .
that little boy that u call ur wee     
so ma advise for u naw is to buckle up and flee
or face the worst nightmare ever, a.k.a ME!!!!

@smurf,
that wunt be nessesary. . . . i'll lavish the money on missyB

hey i had to turn ma laptop sideways just to see ur pix

@poster
most guys start talkin to female classmates in nursery school hence developing ur eagerly desired "toasting" skills!!
like i said, MOST!!! but people like you some of the mentally challenged find this difficult. . . its not too late sha just retrace ur steps and start by talkin to primary school girls

i have the perfect pickup line for u
"do u want ice cream?"

as long as am the treasurer holding all the donation and contribution money. . . nothing do we

tumfulu definitely is the most popular notorious poster in the whole nairaland


to me, the best posters are all the hot chics that hav their pics in their profile bcus even if they post nonsense, i just re look at their picsur and the nonsense begins to make sense

sportskid:
My Guy What are you waiting For!!!!!, TAKE OFF!!!, And Do it Know. now

that looks berra

@missy

fashionkid:
What will you do if you are in love with a twenty four year Old Beautiful Young lady,Only to find out that she Bed Wets( And I Mean She dey pieeece For Bed).What will you do if you are in My friends Shoes.I am really serious.

i wuld do the same thing u did. . . broadcast it on nairaland and lie that it was my friends girlfriend who bedwets

yo!! its ya boi richo2
i stun ma babe and ur chick2
wen i peck a girl all her friends scream 'me2'
i get am for 6packs aka 3multiplied by 2
why e be say ma name end with 2?