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baby-mi:
i been dating dis guy for d past 2yrs now we both love each other, d problem is i'm a muslim while my guy is a christian. he proposed to me last wk but am scared wheather to aspect his proposal or not because of my religion back ground. i'm in love with dis guy 4 real.

u guys are leaving me in the dark. pls am confused, what is the meaning of "aspect his proposal?"

instead of wasting money pimpin a car that just takes me from place to place. . . i'd rather make my crib more presidential. u know wat am sayin. . . get a water cistern with  butt massager  and some first class shit

@post

some men too are parasites. . . they sabi say dem be warwar yet dem no go cut coat according to size and go find area girl but they wud start buggin a girl tht is way above their league, get her number from her friend, disturb her with boring stories up and down. . . haw she no go carry ur money run

the best compliment i have received is "you are like a peniss and knowledge is a pussy. . . u just keep wanting more and chasing it around"

hmm rambo the second

getting chics is initially tasking but as soon as they know ur a bedroom gangster, dem gonna stick on you like glue . . . u gotta treat em right to keep em sha

from the kinda guy i think he is, its only deeper life "sisters" that can fall for him. here's a good pick up line for him 'bless u sister, can we fellowship together in mr. biggs over diner?"

@poster
e be like say u no get game. if we help u approach the girl haw are we sure u wunt bore her to death?  

v3nom4eva:
Its a pity bro, but sometimes u gotta act a fool to get them to listen to u, Here's the cue,

Walk up to the lady, then repeat this

Hold it!!!, I'm (put ur name)
Or (Nickname) like my friends call me
Or Idiot like my ex-gf's call me,
I'd like to get to know you Ms. Kokolette, If she responds, cut her off immediately

Sum it up by askin for her DIGITS b4 she changes her mind, If e no work, abeg go become rev. fada

na only razz chics this one de work for

ik_moore2:
My brother i smell a rat.

just set rat trap for her am sure it will catch something.

guy!!! the girl don tell the bobo that she is tired of him right in his face and u still de smell rat there?

a girl has put you on long thing for 6months and you still de think of giving her money. its better you donate that money to charity

Omolola1:
neither do i

neitherer do i

its either that he is putting you to the acid test or he is tired of you and is trying to hand you over to a friend who is interested in you. my instincts tell me that the latter is the case

maybe they shake because they dnt want the sperm in their balls to sediment into layers like kunun zaki left to settle  

all nokia series 40 phones suck. totally useless phones.imagine haw u wud feel if a phone spoils 3 days after purchase and the sellers say u have to send it2 nokia center and u shud come 2collect it in 1mnth

haha am sure musa really scattered you there i guess he sees u as the first 3letters of ur user name.sorry sis

one hard to believe truth about you


your tory de too long!!

i'd advise any one that this happens2 to put her fucking hands on her head, wail alot and then throw the guy into the atlantic ocean cus e don be

go to ikot ekpene and ask ur question

this sandra of a girl is a daft fool. lol, am sure all the men who pay for unprotected sex are also on a mission to infect women with aids.hehe clash of the titans

tpacalipse:
Dont all of them chiks claim to b virgins these days until they are caught. even, a mother of 10 children in nigeria is still a virgin.

lmao!!!!


@poster, stop lying abeg!!!! friend ko friend ni. abeg, we know its u

ok we wunt just swallow this hook, line and sinker. you have to prove ur worth. oya paste suntin for youtube

first of all, i dnt think an importer/exporter should live in a dry town like kaduna. . . anyway, if you have sufficient capital and ideas holla at me cus i live in asia where electronics and most stuff are cheaper. reachingrichie@yahoo.com

you can either work with efcc, police or if u want to be independent, buy 2 or 3 den guns, hire some jobless youths and VOILA!!!!. . . u have ur very own security company