₦airaland Forum

Footlocker: . You no what come meet me in sambisa forest! Will discuss there

....really u miss me DAT much..books first flight via Dana airways but abeg na which bus stop my plane go stop....lolz

ENIMONEY: dirty albino, hope say you wear ur thick shades as u dey type so! This comes from a dude that wears Coat everyday to do corperate begging at university campuses. Richydos wait o, did you think you will be eligible for service without admmission? Tonzo. Attending lectures without admission

.....now u disgust me like pee!!! ur chicken kinda breast u padded up doesn't sell u well...I know wat u seek 4 but #hissx u are just way below my type.....u acting so cheap black chic but I don't do shadows so go register in a brothel

Footlocker: ooooo it's you! , 14years they neva arrest you till now!

....nah babie...was told we will both 2 jail 2geda so plz say yes 2 me....lmao

ENIMONEY: you be real tonzo! You can't even communicate, contradicting yourself like a 9yr old slowpoke! Dude stay off me. Don't let us turn this thread into something else! Learn to mind your bussiness. All these useless half baked boiz wey no fit wash pricck clean go dey feel high. Tfu dia e-diot

....n there she goes with her myiopic sense of reasoning...well just like ur complexion u think dark N I won't b surprised u also wear black undies claiming posh....m not concerned abt ur ranting so I black u out

fweshblacboai: I like this .....#doroGBAM

...yes ke!!! moi just gave it her straight from my kitchen as e dey hot...she no carry transformer 4 head na

Footlocker: hmm *readys grenade*

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Before I pull the pin! We're in delta u from!

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hahahhaha babie DAT doesn't scare me so feel free 2 pull da pin n watch me die 4 u..*winkx

ENIMONEY: I don't understand! Did I ask for your opinion? Na wa o! Wetin concern u with my sexuality? Biko stay off me

....can u imagine d nonsense wats my biz b4,, if u like make u be lesbo abi or gbogbo ti...DAT 1 na ur own disease n besides u don't need 2 ask 4 my opinion cox u don't own NL....itz my own opinion 2 comment on wateva ahn....so plz go lick some salt

mtcheww footlocker b acting like say him no sight me..well wait make I catch anoda guy toast u 1st,,, lolzzz afternoon 2 all

ENIMONEY: no worry na.. rain go soon fall.loool

....tufiakwa dis tin u are abt starting isn't proper NNE...God didn't create Ada n Eve na....last time I checked we dudes never said e tire us ooooo

honeydear: choi! I bind...I cast...I reject...I scatter....I....

Amen.

hahahah babie Gurl easy b4 all ur veins begin show oooo @ least u know burn am fire...u wan miss afang n edikykon soup ni

honeydear: Good morning all.....i dreamt that I was posted to osun state

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NNE wat u c in dreams ends there cox lookin @ ya fore head I m vividly seeing yobe boldly writing in capital letters....lolzz na joke ooooo....wishing u serve in my state of choice united state of akwa ibom

Sowl: Chaaiii!! Richy nwane.... So na kissing aspect na im pain u pass 4 all wetn i talk, nna osiso comport yasef b4 i weterem u my combo kick

....nna u sef done join da shining teeth league rush 2 check calendar 2 c if 2day is shining teeth's day....combo kick 4 wia? tah apu DAT tin b4 I change ya bo leg 2 K leg...lolz

zerray:

...d second shining of her teeth could spell invitation 4 breakfast kiss,,,# in tom n Jerry's voice#...I fink she likes me,,,,,,gives her side cheek 2 bite off with her teeth

Sowl: And with d setting of her teeth sef my mind tells me she cld b related 2d legendary uncle suarez

......Suarez kwanu DAT 1 dikwa risky oooo but she no sabi kiss sha

zerray: gbam.

.....dis girl go dey use close up tooth paste!!!! chisos c her big white teeth

no b mistake DAT I graduated from uniben nor a mistake DAT m moving on da b14 train cox in d beginning it had been written....dansaki re baba agba loke... mrn ya all

Hissexcellencie: for una mind naw. Anyways ride on!

.. guess u aint trying 2 beef unibenites cox m actually watching ya on a 3D just incase

sisiafrika: If one refuses to 'work' service state and end up in an unpalatable place like Kano or any stupid northern states, wat would happen? Can such person wait till wen subsequent batch is ready? Hw den does he reject the call up letter without going for redeployment? Thanks. Ehn, even if u wanna redeploy, wat lies can u put up?

.....NNE osiso come make I give ya bottom belle cox dtx d only way u can b easily redeployed...lolz

Valentinooo: Hehehe. No worry, you will enjoy a longer one when you get to camp you'll sleep by 12am and wake by 3am

....like crioxly den make soldio ready 2 kill person cox I aint getting up anything less than 15hrs..winkx

mrn fellow otondos!!! ..dis countdown anxiety no dey let person sleep well again....imagine me sleeping by 10pm only 2 rise by 9am....too small jor ....lolz

ENIMONEY: focus now, you are pouring spit inside my popcorn

....NNE with d endowment my eyes r seeing ehn m quite sure I'll damn soak ur pop corn with spilt.... see wat eya carrying....haba name only u get am...lolz

Ojestas: in samguine's voice '' men don't cry''

.....Nah!!!,, when forsees da incredible he not only cry but also faints.....nna u just said u rear buffalo DAT 1 dikwa risky 4 me 2 bear thus m crying

Ojestas: nah, buffalo! That's what I rear

..#cries# call mummy 4 help

Ojestas: yeah, m not from 'this' planet. Lol

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warning! warning!! warning!!!....2 all da prospective otondos likely 2 share camp with dis dude plz beware cox I forsee him bringing dinosaurs down there....lmao

Ojestas: yea, so far it's a lion.

.....I suspect u are not from dis planet!!!!

Samguine: You be badt guy

.....hahaha I don't play with pets meat called dog!!!..I can kill 4 it,,,most especially d blockus of d dog....lolz

rhazur: One question please......can I take my pet to camp??

...feel free bro as long as its dog cox me go like eat dog pepper soup 4 camp fire night..winks

ENIMONEY: Please and please E-wars, rantings and beefing has rules.
1) Its borin when ur rants and beef is too long, trust me, nobody would read it! Punch hard and short!
Thanks as you comply. # continues watchinG, pulls tight bra and grabs more popcorn

.....licks lip watching ya untight ur bra...# eyes out#

grabs seat with a glass filled with * baby oku*... I must bet for dis fight....thunder fire who wan settle em...lolz

#singing# I wanna smoke Igbo! I wan go Vegas!! but I no 4get d train I dey on...train b14 rep uniben...peace

really got my mood improved with d ever funny comments down here...really missed a bunch of it but still itz good 2 b back...rep uniben! rep b14 train...chews bolli n groundnuts