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Valentinooo: My unfeigned appreciation goes to God almighty for his provisions, protection, guidance right from the time of 200days, 100days, 50days to go, the gists, fights, flirts, jokes etc. Even after some of us fell sick it didn't knock us down.

Double twale for my oga seun osewa for creating this platform connecting different intellectuals, with resplendent and effulgent future coupled with their great charisma together under the umbrella of B14. May God bless your hustle bro.

And to my oga yokiti, you're highly appreciated bro for the loads of undiluted and first hand monumental info you kept giving the house. I pray that God will continue to protect you and grant you your heart desires. Success and God's favour I wished for you in everything you do.
Thank you very much bro, we are very grateful.

And to my fellow corpers Smeeky, meeky, samguine, cutiepie01, Prixxy7, zerray, whytjane, GodsFavourite1, Hisexcellencie, Skateboard, sokarsenal, macuwon, kcee, Ojestas, Rhazur(now the Result has finally cancelled all the insults), Cleoqueen, Lorddaywalker, DrPhilABd, TiffanyJ, Miner13, Rationalmind, Rd2010, Highmey, Okikpo, Azyd, Ifyzo, Suyamaster, Darkchocolate, Hamzeiy, REDBUNNY, Siegfried, Buksich, ajasa4link, bioduneberry,
Gaetano, opeyemia, sugarkemi, olaoyekemi, AdaEkube, yorex2011, Richydos, SignorOlamy, Ewiss, heemah, Gbajabiamila1, Fluffy22(wishing you a safe delivery ma), kennykg, ENIMONEY, moshmod101, mikedimeji, adedeii65, Cutekemitola, sokarsenal, HuckleberryFinn, sowl, sweetyEse, chykmoni, aircom, Footlocker, adonismuller, AngelaHamza, debygirly, Ptoocool, AnosikeChibueze, nifton, kinth, Easyjay(my very good friend), ismolicious, honeydear, ikescope, osemu8, Jimwalex, bentonmaye, Bacteriocin, tnuola, emenik08, jamanuka, karleone, and lots of others I don't remember to mention, you guys are wonderful. I pray that God will continue to protect n guide us in all our dealings, after service I pray for very good jobs and a great means of survival for everybody. Wishing you all success, prosperity, God's favour in everything we do; successful, injury-free camping and a safe trip to our various camps.

And to those of us in stream2, let's continue catching the fun and enjoying ourselves until it's our turn. So wishing you guys a happy enjoyment

And to my fellow niggas in C14, we appreciate you all for your contributions and God bless


Missing you guys already and wish we could meet one day.
Thank you all for your contributions and wishing everybody journey mercy to our various camps.

Long live Federal Republic of Nigeria.
Long Live 2014 batch B corpers.

....valentinoo nwa mama u are highly greeted just like we would say in uniben slogan " I'm highly loyal"...really wish I could hug u 4 this great piece 4 u are among d pals I dof my hat 4 down here...respect 2 u

when I saw d post n pic I swear I had 2 play psquare's testimony....taiye taiwo don taste money n now he dey give him testimony!!! tufia 2 poverty

TIPS of automatic redeployment!!! laminate ur call up letter n take it 2 camp kpom kwem then watch d wonders of u being redeployed back home with immediate effect "shikena"....dis jigawa posting just dey resemble Pakistan 4 my eyes....NYSC tufiakwa

Valentinooo: the thing is Jigawa is one of those troubled states, they believed camping there won't be safe that's why they choosed Kaduna(a more safer state) for camping you guys. Which means you have to wait for those originally posted to kaduna to finish their camp before you start your own there, hence the september you see as camping date. Towards the end of camp they will tell us how to go about the redeployment process

....awesome!!! this got me relieved 15%...pls were u posted 2 jigawa also cox dis odd state e be lyk name only me waka dey go oooo #cries# under d arms of my mum...eeewww ewwww

NYSC redeployed corpers from troubling northern states !!! is dis just an headline or wat cox no 1 seem 2 b explaining better.....I saw jigawa on my letter n camping in kaduna,,, plz someone should clarify me on d redeployment b4 I give rat d letter ooo cox I don't just get it

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......wat Omo c gobe!!!...nna m a dude ooo incase u care 2 know my name aint eve but Richard odumegwu 1 delta state n I have a babie already by d name of footlocker.... lolz

mrn 2 ya all fellow housemates. though m so not happy seeing jigawa but my orientation happens 2 be in Kaduna 2nd stream from uniben ... even as d NYSC has promised redeployment or non posting 2 these volatile states....based on did present stand where is my likely ppa gonna b lets say u want to stay in north....jigawa or Kaduna...ur utmost response will b kindly appreciated... *sad face

n Now I saw jigawa....wat a 9tmare but e be luk say an only me truly dey waka go DAT state oooo.....nysc dis aint fair # frowns#

Youngmoniii: Lol....Me dey sports complex like dis, if u see crowd u go hail

....wat anxiety no let unibenites sleep 4 house ni

Skateboard: Ma nigga.... LOL no worry, Richydos go sponsor your maami things.

....dis got me feeling boss!!! flips out me cheque book n gives enimony a blank cheque but hey on a condition sey u no go dey swear 4 my mama again....lmao

ENIMONEY: I will just poison garri and give him! loool

...poison kwanu how come I didn't c dis..lets say itz a poison of crush which after I die I'll wake up ba...lolz my funny stubborn school mate

top of d morning 2 ya all.....saw myself posted 2 USA then I was perplexed n that moment I realised we have united states of akwa ibom....*winks*....uniben main gate here I come

zerray: u still der chop monkey?

nah....deari itz DAT kinda drink with soaked Igbo DAT makes u behave abnormal finking u r normal...bring ya cup make I serve urz...trust me u will like it

nifton: Guy as u dey chop beware of ebola oh.

....abeg name rat kpomo I dey eat oooo n not DAT of apes or bats...u self taste am!!! pushes d bowl 2 him

Smeeky: *Gives him back to taste it,and watches his action for 10mins before eating*

Thanks man

lolzz itz ova 10mins now n m still intact just DAT u now look like a girl

N preparation for 2moro n beyond I'll b taking dogoyaro n monkey tail from 7pm to 7am....feel free 2 waka com

N preparation for 2moro I'll b taking dogoyaro n monkey tail from 6pm-6am....feel free 2 join moi

Smeeky: ...I don retire

...perfect!!!! serves him a cup of palm wine n a bowl of kpomo

Smeeky: See Bleep up...guy no fall my hand oo

You start am,so finish am...no let ENIMONEY win you ooo

Samguine abegwatin be scores again

...tah we r tired of quarreling n besides u dey use us catch fun abi...checks my calendar 2 book a date of quarrel with u..lolz

Youngmoniii: oya make una check hand and hug each other

....yes boss....sends e- hugs 2 enimony

ENIMONEY: Daft local champion! Lemme educate you a little! Lesbians like girls just as you like sleeping with dead bodies, your mother and mostly dead animals they will soon tie one goat to your neck and force you to marry it .tonzo

...like crioxly I don tire 2 quarrel n also most annoying we came from same skul # uniben# accept my hand of peace oooo

Youngmoniii: Chai!, see my fellow uniben alumni dey curse curse dere papa nd mama, richy i bin dey reason u as kul dude dat year oo

But dats non of ma biznes.....sips alomo...

....sorry boss but enimony refuse 2 be playful!!! but like crioxly m a kul dude oooi

ENIMONEY: your mother is dead and buried! That thing you have been sleeping with, with your weak D is her corpse! Dude are u not ashamed? With your face like spoilt moi moi! See as you local! Can't belive I dint check your profile pic on time! Agbero!!! Na your type dey wear sunshade go night party, local street urchin.

u only amuse me when u keep embarrassing or dark creature...thought I just updated ur daft memory..cmon are u dis dull n I bet u must av slept with all ur lecturers 2 scale tru with a 3rd class after 5 years of spilling....chisos why not try smell ur hmmmmmmmm it stinks bitch

Sowl: Chaaaiii!!! Chisos!!! Me wey my eye dey shook 4 money pass IBB and OBJ combo na im u giv blank cheque..... **smiles mischieviously** get ready 2slip out on d streets hommie and also hitch-hike rides

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cmon feel free pal...we would av gone out 4 a chilled drink if not a lil problem which m attending 2.....# shakes him again

ENIMONEY: goat! I am finally happy! You cannever ever ever have kids! At least not with ur small erectile dysfunction Pee pee, looking like a nail! Plus you go soon die like your mama! Tonzo

....nah oya bring DAT ur kilobytes brain come make I update am,,, my mum is very much alive n very much strong...is urz dead plz accept my condolence!!! lmao

ENIMONEY: hahahaha! See this local champion! History of ur life! Your father died inside the gutter 2 your mother was a slut, your sisters are still walking around looking for small girls to prey on! You know why u are special? You were vomitted by ur illiterate stinking, smello, ape looking mother. I pity ur condition.

...funny LovePeddler will u pls stay barren instead of bringing forth some unexplainable sluts just like ur junky obessed mum brought ya which she deeply regrets with every air she breaths....stay barren plz

adonismuller: bad guy how u take see d pant?

hahahah dude I saw em after she managed 2 wash n hung em after 3 months of wearing...lol

ENIMONEY: did bitch? Hahahahaha! I knew it, u will end up like ur stinky mother! Selling gala at go slows and raping mad men! I heard you sleep with slut mother? How true? The curse of the earth will folllow you and ur generation. Generations of thieves and ashawos! God punish the woman wey suffer bring u to this world.

...u may have 4gotten how u actually came 2 planet earth,,ask ur daft of a mum 2 be sincere 2 u n u'll find out DAT u are a product of a rape done by a lunatic.....so u see ur origin is quite complicated

Sowl: **shakes and locks hands with him** a nigga needs not fear e-bolla wit shakin hommies lyk u... All am sure of gettn infectd wit is e-mulla

..dats my pal!!! gives him a blank cheque....feel free 2 write ur figures bruv

Footlocker: once you reach supporter of APC bus stop! Jus ask any aboki of shekacow..veri popular in the area! You may get lucky and meet 72 virgins.

...hahahah babie will u plz kindly come down 2 da bus stop 2 pick ur boo cox I'll b bring much luggage....laffs out loud

ENIMONEY: ewu gambia, u are a total waste of seme.n , your drunk of a father would have saved the world if he had chosen to masturb*te ur sorry ass into the pit latrine that fateful day as usual! Conk mu.mu

....yea good to know e didn't drop it inside ur scattered mums stinky pussy thus e avoided bringing anoda damn slut of ur kind....lyk crioxly u are worse than Ebola virus n I refuse 2 get contaminated by u.....spits on her black pants!!! did bitch aint loyal

Sowl: Easy does it richydos ma nigga......a rich dude needs not stress and spill tantrums on provin a point, coz ur cash does it all 4u richydos

..feel u bruv!!! trust me m kul with her just only placing her where she belongs...# shakes hand with sowl