₦airaland Forum

OrestesDante:
You are worse than the impregnator! Must you be tribalistic?

Why crucify someone who hasn't categorically stated any tribe NOW u won't allow him open his basket mouth again, lol

nextprince:
Small fry, I respond according to the poo spamming my mention. The idea of "hate for the president" was no longer necessary since the "claiming of a prayer" was apparently dropped in the previous junk thrown into my mention. Small fry, go and learn English, the lower case letter "i" is not used for a first person singular, free tutorial. No one is above mistakes actually, but the identified and corrected blunders can't be described as mistakes. I will continue to drum that word into your ears, illiterate, go and learn English, school children are on the forum.

Funny u, i can see the improvement of my caution to the repetition of your rant"ILLITERATES", guess u figured out u are also a culprit of the said crime, but if u are trying to dodge it "believe me u are free to be roaming in your gullibility". I won't trample on your right to be stupid, enjoy it.
You are indeed learning from me " take it or leave it",it is crystal clear.

nextprince:
What a classical display of illiteracy and ignorance? If I may ask, what exactly is the content of the poo up here? Small fry, typing in caps doesn't absolve you of the word "illiterate", you are a very big and starked one. Yes, I will keep drumming the word into those ears, perhaps, it will remind you of what you are because illiterates are the most difficult set of creatures to deal with. Hehehe, the illiterate obviously doesn't know the function of the keys on the nairaland page, I have to be quoted twice just to be reminded of a by-passed word "sh!t". How else do I describe this shame? I repeat, illiteracy stinks and I hate its personification. Small fry, you are spamming my mention with junks, pls leave.

NB: Free lesson for the illiterate; you don't use "a" along with "their", in English, it is called "concord". Also, you don't use the lower case letter "i" for the first person singular. I will keep teaching the illiterate (free) because, apparently, that is what he requires at this formative stage of his life. Always ready, small fry.

Hahahahahahha u have successfully left the blame game of me hating on"Mr president" n now shifted to look for any slight error just to buttress your new learnt word "illiterates". Do we have to go this line also Cox i am as well ready to call u to caution that u are as well guilty as charged. Claiming to be upright yet u don't even know when and where to use the "Capital letters proper"
I would have loved to point out your silly errors but alas we are all learning. Take a moment to read through your lines n let me know if u are not as guilty as the word u keep ranting with "ILLITERATES", abeg cover your face in shame
Like i rightly said before, "just keep learning".
That's the only good you owe me.

nextprince:
Will you keep quiet and stop this bare-faced display of illiteracy and ignorance? Will you also point out where exactly I laid claim to the ownership of the prayer? When has expression of happiness to an act translate to claim of being a direct recipient of such act? Such unclad display of ignorance can be quite amusing. However, I put it to you that your pain is simply a direct consequence of your hatred for the president contrary to the poo you put up here, otherwise point out where this illogical and very senseless assertion was conceived from. Your hatred for the president is of no consequence, get a life and stop wasting time on a lost hope. Small fry, get out of my mention, fast. I hate illiterates like sh!t. Just imagine, the illiterate can't even spell "does", wtf? What have I even been wasting my time on? God.

Lolzzzzz N u claim to be with no spots Yet u wrote SHIT as SH!T..... hello are u not drunk
Like seriously.... Just stop messing around

nextprince:
Will you keep quiet and stop this bare-faced display of illiteracy and ignorance? Will you also point out where exactly I laid claim to the ownership of the prayer? When has expression of happiness to an act translate to claim of being a direct recipient of such act? Such unclad display of ignorance can be quite amusing. However, I put it to you that your pain is simply a direct consequence of your hatred for the president contrary to poo you put up here, otherwise point out where this illogical and very senseless assertion was conceived from. Your hatred for the president is of no consequence, get a life and stop wasting time on a lost hope. Small fry, get out of my mention, fast. I hate illiterates like sh!t.

Oh my soul!!! Wat a cheap n lazy humour from ur crying for mercy filthy I.Q....hmmmmm now u are pointing it directly to me that i hate d president
Let me put it up to u.... DO U LIKE YOUR PRESIDENT? or just trying to sound nice
We know ur kinds but deep down your wasted existence u don't feel a heck for HIM.... U CAN ONLY FOOL YOURSELF
FOR D RECORD"U KEEP RANTING ABOUT ILLITERATES"..... DID U JUST LEARN THAT WORD COX I WAS MADE TO UNDERSTAND WHEN A STUDENT JUST LEARN A PARTICULAR WORD... THEY TEND TO USE IT REPEATEDLY EVEN THOUGH IT'S MEANINGLESS
ENJOY THE RIDE WITH YOUR NEW WORD "ILLITERATES".... I HOPE YOU DO LEARN ANOTHER ONE SOON....
U JUST CAN'T AFFORD TO MAKE MOCKERY OF THE ONE WHO IS PAINSTAKINGLY PAYING YOUR SCHOOL BILLS...... KEEP LEARNING DUMMY

nextprince:
And rather than burying his pained and pathetic soul in shame, the illiterate continued with his empty and pain-laden rants. How will an illiterate understand the implication of a blessed president to his country? That will be asking for too much. Small fry, it can be painful when the same person you wish dead is being blessed by someone else, I really understand. And expression of happiness to such prayer by yet another is like adding salt to injury, very unbearable. Boy, your hatred for the president is like water on the back of a duck -no effect. Get a life and stop wasting your time, he remains the president and good Nigerians wish the best for him. If you are too pained to agree with that, pls use the nearest live transformer as I ain't stopping till the end of time. Will this illiterate now zoom off my mention?

Like seriously u read in any of my comment that i wish d "president", death Or Rather that d prayer ain't meant for your dumb soul..... Wat is so unclear in my statement.... I will kindly brighten ur thick dark skull
D PRAYER ISN'T YOURS TO CLAIM N HOW THUS THAT CORRELATE WITH ME WISHING SOMEONE "DEATH".... I AGREE U ARE DUMB BUT I NEVER IMAGINED YOU BEING STUPID JUST AT THE SAME TIME
U KEEP JUMPING FROM PILLAR TO POST BUT M GONNA KEEP HITTING D NAIL ON UR BIG EMPTY HEAD...." D PRAYER ISN'T MEANT FOR U"
GO N COMMIT SUICIDE!!!

nextprince:
On the contrary, it is unbearable pains that are being displayed by a stark illiterate who can't seem to unravel the mystery behind the stark reality of love being expressed for the same president he prays all his days for his death. Malnourished? Hehehe, the malnourished are the eternal cryers all day long as they wallow in abject and pathetic poverty and always in search of escape routes through an imaginary utopia republic. Boy, a prayer for my president is a prayer for my soul, actually, this is too logical for an illiterate, which is not bad anyway. Who gives a damn about your miserable focus? Gerrarahere? I should be telling you that, now duck off. Illiterate.

Sorry I don't give an inch about ur dying soul of love " PRAYER ISN'T MEANT FOR YOUR CREEPING EXISTENCE"
BUT U HAVE EYES N CAN SEE TRULY THAT U ARE NO WHERE CLOSE TO THAT PRAYER BUT U JUST MUST CLAIM IT BA.... LOLZZZZ
THERE'S A SAYING THAT IF E NOH BE PANADOL E NOH FIT BE LIKE PANADOL!!!
THUS THE PRAYER ISN'T YOURS N DEFINITELY CAN'T BE YOURS..... gerrarahia again

nextprince:
E pain am well well. Illiteracy stinks. At the mention of my president, by default, I'm mentioned, but a stark illiterate wouldn't know that. The difference between you and I is that while I love my president, you hate him. Now, get out of my mention, illiterate.

Now u are exposing ur ugly dumb ass with d love for "MR PRESIDENT" who d heck cares if ur malnourished brain loves anyone..... D prayer wasn't meant your sorry spirit N dat was my focal point.....U can ask someone else to pray for your dying reasoning organ
Alas he was so quick to call another person an illiterate... Yet u can't comprehend a simple statement..... Like I once said just gerrarahia 4 real

nextprince:
Amen. God bless you too and the entire members of your household.

Will u keep KWAYET
Cox i can't see ur name being mentioned in d prayer
N that's d whole corruption we have been trying to deal with # CLAIMING WTZ NOT URZ
gerrarahia 4 real mehn

I just read through the lines patiently, hoping I'LL see something like some angry Nigerians scattered d venue but to my bewilderment "TRUST Nigerians when they see jollof rice they will *FORGIVE* N *FORGET*
But MMM get mind sha" ORGANISE PARTY" NOW I TRULY BELIEVE WHEN THEY SAY NIGERIANS ARE PEACEFUL..... LOL

Nnamdiojukwu:
Just listen to the idiotic statement,that there will be no election in the entire south east forever.
I pity this retard,buhari will surely put him back where he belonged.

U mean d Buhari that has officially located to LONDON indefinitely or which 1.....D battle is not for d weak but for d STRONG
SO JUST KEEP KWAYET

Jaideyone:
no if KANU was Yoruba he'll be more tactical about his approach. he'll probably run for senate and garner support for a referendum. that's the difference between intellect and chest beating

Really So u mean yorubas are more tactical and intellectual more than the Ibos or any other race.....
When ur tactical and intellectual MKO ABIOLA WON the election, what happened
Y did he not apply tactics or his intellect to get what was rightly his.... Bet u haven't forgotten so soon that he only but rot in JAIL n ur dumb asses from d brown roofs can only but mourn his demise.......

OKorowanta:
Smoked major herbs and forgot he's been booked.

Lolzzzzz in burna boy's mind he surely doesn't give a crap about d US, UK or even d planet called earth
All he wanna do is just 2 Smoke some weed!!!

Kathmandu:
That one died after his first single

Lolzzzzz i assume the ghost of his dead first single is also chasing him

carzola:
Half baked doctor..
That had to call
His senior colleagues
First before treating
An emergency victim..


Obviously her blood
Is on your head that's
Why she cant live you

I will advice you visit her
Family and see how you an help her
Kids..

Lolzzzzz i only but laugh @ ur hilarious crazy self.... Like seriously her blood is on his head and that's why she can't live him
Apart from the fact that u need a profound English language private tutor, u as well do need your reasoning IQ fixed... But if u still don't give a shit about this piece of advice
Then I'll suggest u go into comedy

Jeffboi:
Do we even need her apology?? She should face the consequences rubbish

Wt consequences
Lemme guess... Send her packing from d govt house, her husband's house or?
Lolz

Faith3872:
Always on the hit...Try and be a winner with me as today's fixed is already on hit and available for grab...kudos to my yesterday's subscribers.

I can bet my credit card that u know u are psychologically unstable but i only but ponder on the mental state of those who will want to take u serious...... Gerrarahia mehn

NwaObinkita:
Iheanacho is not 20years....


He is in his mid thirties...

Nigerian players should learn that Pele did not become great by reducing his age.

Lolzzzzz but wetin man pikin go do na
Even IHEANACHO himself can't swear that he's 20yrs.... No cause for alarm # E don become part of our norms/culture/value
Nigerians n reduction of age are like 5 & 6
I can only wish him d best in his career pursuit to westham

nagoma:
What difference does it make ? Even the Osus and the akas Across the bridge are now fully accepted, so feel free.

Just when i thought u are learning faster only then u proved me wrong, Cox ur dumbness keeps getting elongated......
I barely can comprehend d crap that u keep coming up with # just stop pls, b4 i puke

nagoma:
You have some language problems? You can't communicate you rudimentary thinking?

For all I care you can be from Mars but the onus of being clear rests on you. That's how it is here on earth. Deal with it.

Bet you know u are just roaming from pillar to post N ii barely understand wtz coming out from your dumb IQ
I BELIEVE I INFORMED UR LAME ASS THAT M NOT FROM THE SOUTH EAST THAT YOUR GALLOPING BRAIN ASSUMED N I LEAST EXPECTED U TO FEEL PAINED ABOUT IT...... U ARE FREE TO FEEL PAINED "WHO CARES" ... JUST DON'T COMMIT SUICIDE

nagoma:
Are there no South easterners in his cabinet?

Necessarily i wouldn't have troubled myself replying u but on a 2nd thought it struck me that it's either you are drunk or someone read my post to you, that you can't really take a minute to decipher my statements before pin pointing the region "South east"
..... Was i specifically talking about any region in particular or the general disunity of our so called region called NIGERIA
MAKE SURE U READ THIS 1 VERY WELL OOOOO N FOR YOUR INFO M NOT FROM SOUTH EAST

I only but ponder on d bla bla bla epistle of "HISTORY" N "EXPERIENCE"
JUST TELL US 1 SIMPLE THING THAT'S KEEPING US UNITED" and not all this lame lines MR ACTING PRESIDENT.......
GOING BY THE WAY THINGS ARE IN THE COUNTRY RANGING FROM RECRUITMENT, EMPLOYMENT, APPOINTMENT ETC
EVEN THE LOOK ON OUR FACES EACH DAY I WALK ON THE STREET, SHOWS NOTHING BUT DISUNITY
A GOOD EXAMPLE OF DISUNITY WAS RIGHTLY CARRIED OUT BY OUR EVER SICK PRESIDENT WHEN HE APPOINTED MEMBERS OF HIS CABINET ON THE PRETENCE OF TRUST.... THIS HAPPENED RIGHT UNDER UR VERY EYES MR ACTING COMMISSIONER BUT I GUESS THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT THAT......
BUT SINCE YOU ARE SEEING THE FED UP SIGNS, YOU CAME ALL OUT TO BE FEEDING US TALES OF HISTORY AND EXPERIENCE.
JUST CUT THE CRAP

NwaObinkita:
I stand with the Boss..no body needs to ridicule themselves and be under such public scrutiny just to make money.
Bossnation!!!

Thank you for giving that show a meaning.
Thank you for your eurocentrism.

Most importantly, thank you for displaying those healthy Boobinas...I will forever use their pictures for my vaseline meditations.
And it shall remain as desktop image for life on my laptop.

Lolzzzzz... Wat a crazy pervert, see ur life 4 mirror

Abdulsalaam9:
Hmmm am proud 2 come 4rm Ondo St8, and 2 Cap it all am Proud 2 b an Idigen of OWO, ds maked me n Akeredolu (AKETI) 2 b 1

Like seriously did u read this poo from u
I would have loved to insult d Abdulsalaam in u BUT alas i saw 9.....just then i couldn't blame u more # u scored F9 in English.... It's clear to all BUT pls do me a kind favour by just keeping mute

Just my thought # NNAMDI KANU SEEMS TO BE GETTING MORE VISITS/POSSIBLE VIBES THAN OUR VEGETABLE PRESIDENT WHO HAS GONE 2 REST INDEFINTELY

crazysaint:
Lol....the one with mouth no power got me rolling. That remind of my secondary school days. One afonja boy by name oluwatosin, was fun of looking for my trouble.

so one day after school, he run up to me, hit me on my back, you son of a pig. that word pig got me piss off, I couldn't hold back my anger , I retorted back immediately, your father, mother is a pig! omoh oluwa commot cloth for body, say him go show me pepper, the way oluwa the move , the shout , the make mouth self, I can feel some dropped of urine pouring down on my knicker.

Before I know what was happening he gave me a hot slap, I didn't know where I gather strength at that moment, I returned the slapped back, he stumbled, immediately I move toward him, grabbed him on the throat, raised him up, hit him seriously on the ground.... he gave a loud moaned, I didn't stop there, I give him some sound slapped, before our classmate could rush to the scene , I have given the useless cone headed dwarf what he deserve, when he couldn't take it anymore, he bite my middle finger, this triggered my anger, omoh see finishing I give the afonja boy... since then the guy the avoid me like plague up till this day.


Afonjas with mouth be like 5and6

..... Lolzzzzz but I know u know dt u are lying.... Just kotinu

obidevine:
She actually paid the cash back

Who's dis 1?? Are u the bank/account that received the cash back

Like seriously 1 should be wise enough to know that this is a dumb story just to gain fame or whatever this person seeks 2 get
U got alert accidentally n waited for the person to call u back "WHICH HE DID" JUST FEW MINUTES LIKE D STORY SAID... HE CALLED BACK NOT EVEN UP TO AN HOUR
PLEASE CUT THE CRAP
NOTHING LIKE THIS SO CALLED STORY EXISTED
...... FUNNY ENOUGH THIS SO CALLED GOOD SAMARITAN MADE BACK PAYMENT THAT SAME DAY.... LIKE SERIOUSLY
WE ONLY SAW THE FORGED ALERT OOOO BUT WE DIDN'T SEE THE ALERT SHOWING U PAID BACK
...... ABEG SHIFT JARE

beckypaul89:
go to camp first u might see messaiah dia ok,buh incase if ur still looking for who will still help u rework again plz kindly inbox me.

Lolzzzzz 2nd scammer sighted
This prospective corps member has suddenly become a prey for some funny scammers
Hmmmmm maybe d scammer who can fool him better might just get another #30,000 for d account

wristbangle:
God bless u. Am against the bribery he did but anywhere he chooses to do his PPA after 3 weeks orientation camp will be given to him automatically.

Lienus will u just keep KWAYET!!!
THE STUPID FELLOW WENT ON TWITTER TO LAMENT ON HOW HE BRIBED A LOCAL G BOY TO RUNS HIS POSTING...*U KNOW DIS HAS GONE VIRAL ALREADY*
HE SURELY WILL WANT TO BRIBE HIS WAY AT THE ORIENTATION CAMP... N TRUST ME WHEN I SAY HE WILL ONLY BE SCAMMED FOR THE SECOND TIME
LIKE SOMEONE JOKINGLY SAID MAYBE HE WAS DESTINED TO BE BLOWN IN BORNO BY A SUICIDE BOMBER
PLZ ADVICE TO TAKE HIS SECOND POSSIBLE LAMENTATION TO FACEBOOK.... *NONSENSE SOMEBORI

fiizznation:
This is not good for the students and the state entirely.

Anyway APC is on the way to rescue anambrarians from the shackles of failure.


Anambra for APC, APC for anambra

U mean if given d chance there!!! "APC" will deliver 2 em a sick governor will take about 6 months to understand that he's actually d gov and another 1year to make up members of his cabinet... Of course u know d rest part of the tenure he's going 2 be on several foreign trips for medical check up WHILE his vice will be commissioning/coordinating several projects....
Like Father " lip sealed" like sons"Apc present n prospective governors