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Politics / Aisha Buhari’s Embarrassing Grammatical Infelicities At USIP by RichYoungNigga: 5:47am On Aug 09, 2016
I am aware that this article won’t endear me to several of my thin-skinned Buhari/APC partisan readers who, interestingly, wildly acclaimed my past articles that pilloried former First Lady Patience Jonathan’s sidesplitting grammatical transgressions.

But I am never one to shy away from embarking on what I’m convinced is a just and fair undertaking because of a fear of backlash from mawkish, hypersensitive crybabies.

In any case, in my Saturday column—and in my Facebook status updates—I have defended Wife of the President Aisha Buhari against Gov. Ayo Fayose’s brash and reckless calumny against her.

In an ironic twist, it was her bid to give the lie to Fayose’s charge that she couldn’t visit the US without being arrested that caused her to come here and give a speech at the United States Institute of Peace (USIP) that is the subject of this column.



[size=13pt]Mrs. Aisha Buhari’s speech at the United States Institute of Peace didn’t rise to the level of former First Lady Patience Jonathan’s legendary contortion of English grammar, but it was inexcusably egregious nonetheless, not least because it was supposed to be the product of preparation and forethought. In general, the speech was riotously incoherent, lacked lexical and semantic discipline, and was peppered with avoidably ugly and elementary grammatical infractions.

Mrs. Buhari vacillated between reading from a prepared script and speaking off the cuff. But the prepared speech and Mrs. Buhari’s extemporizations were indistinguishable: both were tortured, infantile, error-ridden, and cringe-worthy. Winston Churchill’s famous putdown of his opponent—"He spoke without a note and almost without a point."—seems to apply to the Wife of the President. (Watch the video below.)
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Below are highlights of the infelicities that stood out like a sore thumb during Mrs. Buhari’s 10-minute speech at the United States Institute of Peace in Washington, DC:


1.[size=13pt][b] Subject-verb agreement. Like Patience Jonathan—and former President Goodluck Jonathan—Aisha Buhari doesn’t seem to have any respect for subject-verb concord rules in English grammar.

These howlers illustrate this: “I want to…thank the international community for giving us a solutions…,” “those that needs to be…,” “the school have been running…,” “adult ones that needs the opportunity.” Most people know that a singular subject (such as “the school”) agrees with a singular verb (such as “has”) and a plural subject (such as “those,” “adult ones”) agrees with a plural verb (such as “need” instead of “needs.”)

That means the Wife of the President should have said, “those that need to be,” “the school has been running,” “adult ones that need the opportunity.” Of course, “a solutions” is a self-evident bloomer: you don’t pluralize a noun that is preceded by the indefinite article “a” because “a” signals nominal singularity. In other words, “a solutions” is both ungrammatical and illogical since it implies nominal plurality and singularity simultaneously. It is either “solutions” or “a solution.”[/b][/size]



2. [b]Redundant pronoun:

Pronouns typically take the place of a noun and save us the torment of ungainly repetition. That’s why, in Standard English, pronouns don’t typically appear in the same sentence as the nouns they refer to.

In her USIP speech, Mrs. Buhari said the following: “As you are all aware, Boko Haram issue, it is a global issue attached to terrorism, which need [sic] to be addressed globally.” “Boko Haram issue” is the antecedent for the pronoun “it” in the sentence quoted above, which makes the pronoun superfluous since it appears in the same sentence as its antecedent. “Boko Haram is a global issue…” would convey the same meaning—and without the ungrammatical baggage.

I admit, though, that redundant pronouns of the kind I identified in Mrs. Buhari’s speech occur in nonstandard native English dialects. But we are talking of an official speech in a formal context in a foreign, English-speaking country. The sentence also violates the basic principle of pronoun-antecedent agreement.

The principle says, “A pronoun usually refers to something earlier in the text (its antecedent) and must agree in number — singular/plural — with the thing to which it refers.” The phrase “which need” refers to “Boko Haram issue,” which is a singular subject that needs a singular verb, i.e., “needs.”[/b]



3. A curious resultant “done.” During her speech,
Mrs. Buhari praised the University of Maiduguri for remaining open even in the worst moments of Boko Haram insurgency. “The university really done us proud,” she said.

This is a misuse of the past participle “done” that linguists call the “resultant done.” It is curious because it is typical of the informal, nonstandard (and sometimes illiterate) speech of the American south. In Standard English, the sentence would be reworded as, “The university has done us proud.” If we want to be faithful to Mrs. Buhari’s lexical and structural choice, we would rephrase it as, “The university really did us proud.”




4. [b]Buhari’s government as a “recent regime.” Mrs. Buhari puzzlingly referred to her husband’s administration as “the recent regime.” Here is the context: After thanking the “international community” for its military and financial support that led to the defeat of Boko Haram, in a rather awkward transition, the Wife of the President said, “In which the recent regime has done so far considering what we inherited—the level of insecurity in the country—we can now say that we successfully fought the Boko Haram insurgency.” Apart from the weak, messy transition, that’s some really dizzyingly incoherent verbal blizzard! But the bigger issue is that she called the current administration “a recent regime.” There are two problems with that. First, the word “recent,” especially when it is applied to administrations, implies an immediate past, that is, that which precedes the present.

It is both ungrammatical and illogical to speak of an incumbent administration as “recent.” Second, there is always a tone of disapproval when a government is referred to as a “regime.” That is why the word is often reserved for military and other totalitarian governments.

Even the Associated Press Stylebook defines “regime” as “the period in which a person or system was in power, often with a negative connotation. For example, Saddam Hussein’s regime, the Nazi regime.” I hope Mrs. Buhari doesn’t consider her husband as the honcho of a regime.[/b]




5. [b]“Academicians.” Mrs. Buhari called university lecturers in the audience “academicians.” Well, it’s OK to refer to university teachers as “academicians” in Nigeria and in other non-native English-speaking countries, but it doesn’t hurt to learn the proper form when you address native speakers in their own territory.

Educated native English speakers call university teachers “academics,” not “academicians.” Here is an abridged version of what I wrote on this in my December 6, 2015 column titled, “Academician” Or “Academic”? Q and A on Nigerian English Errors and Usage”: [A]n ‘academic’ is someone who teaches or conducts research in a higher educational institution, typically in a university. In British and Nigerian English, academics are also called ‘lecturers.’ In American English, they are called ‘professors.’ “An ‘academician,’ on the other hand, is a person who works with or is honored with membership into an academy, that is, an institution devoted to the study and advancement of a specialized area of learning such as the arts, sciences, literature, medicine, music, engineering, etc. Examples of academies are the Nigerian Academy of Letters, the Royal Academy of Arts, the Royal Academy of Music, the Royal Academy of Engineering, the Royal Swedish Academy of Letters, History and Antiquities, the National Academies of Sciences, Engineering, and Medicine, etc. “Not all academics are academicians and not all academicians are academics. In other words, you can teach in a university, polytechnic, college of education, etc. and never be made a member of an academy, and you can become a member of an academy without ever being a teacher or a researcher at a higher educational institution. Note that while most academicians are also academics, most academics are never academicians. “A little note on pragmatics is in order here. Although many dictionaries have entries that say ‘academician’ and ‘academic’ can be synonymous, this isn’t really the case in actual usage, at least among educated native English speakers. It is considered illiterate usage in British and American English to call higher education teachers and researchers ‘academicians’; they are properly called ‘academics.’ Many dictionaries merely capture the entire range of a word’s usage without discriminating socially prestigious usage from uneducated or archaic usage.” Concluding Thoughts Mrs. Buhari obviously needs a lot more help than she is aware of and is getting. She is grossly ill-served by her speech writer, who also probably manages her social media accounts.

The recent grammatical bloopers from her Facebook page (which were quickly cleaned up after she became the object of ridicule on social media) could be an indication that her speech writer is also her social media manager. Given how much she is thrusting herself into the public eye, her poor grasp of English grammar will soon become grist to the humor mills—like it was for Patience Jonathan. She can avoid this by doing the following: (1) recede to her quiet, unobtrusive self, (2) bone up on basic English grammar, (3) surround herself with people who give a thought to grammatical correctness and completeness, or (4) speak in Fulfulde or Hausa and get an English translator. Postscript:

Mrs. Aisha Buhari spoke at George Mason University, Washington, DC, not at the USIP. It's "sore thumb," not "sore thump."[/b]


source : http://www.farooqkperogi.com/2016/08/aisha-buharis-embarrassing-grammatical.html

 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlaWEvLJLbk#action=share

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Travel / Re: Aisha Buhari’s Embarrassing Grammatical Infelicities At USIP by RichYoungNigga: 5:35am On Aug 09, 2016
This is how the first lady of one of the greatest Country in the world disgraced us.
Patience Jonathan's grammatical blunders were not bad as this, Aisha cannot even pronounce Honor correctly, i was sitting there crying for Nigerians back home
Travel / Re: Aisha Buhari’s Embarrassing Grammatical Infelicities At USIP by RichYoungNigga: 5:32am On Aug 09, 2016
Travel / Aisha Buhari’s Embarrassing Grammatical Infelicities At USIP by RichYoungNigga: 5:12am On Aug 09, 2016
I am aware that this article won’t endear me to several of my thin-skinned Buhari/APC partisan readers who, interestingly, wildly acclaimed my past articles that pilloried former First Lady Patience Jonathan’s sidesplitting grammatical transgressions.

But I am never one to shy away from embarking on what I’m convinced is a just and fair undertaking because of a fear of backlash from mawkish, hypersensitive crybabies.

In any case, in my Saturday column—and in my Facebook status updates—I have defended Wife of the President Aisha Buhari against Gov. Ayo Fayose’s brash and reckless calumny against her.

In an ironic twist, it was her bid to give the lie to Fayose’s charge that she couldn’t visit the US without being arrested that caused her to come here and give a speech at the United States Institute of Peace (USIP) that is the subject of this column.



[size=13pt]Mrs. Aisha Buhari’s speech at the United States Institute of Peace didn’t rise to the level of former First Lady Patience Jonathan’s legendary contortion of English grammar, but it was inexcusably egregious nonetheless, not least because it was supposed to be the product of preparation and forethought. In general, the speech was riotously incoherent, lacked lexical and semantic discipline, and was peppered with avoidably ugly and elementary grammatical infractions.

Mrs. Buhari vacillated between reading from a prepared script and speaking off the cuff. But the prepared speech and Mrs. Buhari’s extemporizations were indistinguishable: both were tortured, infantile, error-ridden, and cringe-worthy. Winston Churchill’s famous putdown of his opponent—"He spoke without a note and almost without a point."—seems to apply to the Wife of the President. (Watch the video below.)
[/size]


Below are highlights of the infelicities that stood out like a sore thumb during Mrs. Buhari’s 10-minute speech at the United States Institute of Peace in Washington, DC:


1.[size=13pt][b] Subject-verb agreement. Like Patience Jonathan—and former President Goodluck Jonathan—Aisha Buhari doesn’t seem to have any respect for subject-verb concord rules in English grammar.

These howlers illustrate this: “I want to…thank the international community for giving us a solutions…,” “those that needs to be…,” “the school have been running…,” “adult ones that needs the opportunity.” Most people know that a singular subject (such as “the school”) agrees with a singular verb (such as “has”) and a plural subject (such as “those,” “adult ones”) agrees with a plural verb (such as “need” instead of “needs.”)

That means the Wife of the President should have said, “those that need to be,” “the school has been running,” “adult ones that need the opportunity.” Of course, “a solutions” is a self-evident bloomer: you don’t pluralize a noun that is preceded by the indefinite article “a” because “a” signals nominal singularity. In other words, “a solutions” is both ungrammatical and illogical since it implies nominal plurality and singularity simultaneously. It is either “solutions” or “a solution.”[/b][/size]



2. [b]Redundant pronoun:

Pronouns typically take the place of a noun and save us the torment of ungainly repetition. That’s why, in Standard English, pronouns don’t typically appear in the same sentence as the nouns they refer to.

In her USIP speech, Mrs. Buhari said the following: “As you are all aware, Boko Haram issue, it is a global issue attached to terrorism, which need [sic] to be addressed globally.” “Boko Haram issue” is the antecedent for the pronoun “it” in the sentence quoted above, which makes the pronoun superfluous since it appears in the same sentence as its antecedent. “Boko Haram is a global issue…” would convey the same meaning—and without the ungrammatical baggage.

I admit, though, that redundant pronouns of the kind I identified in Mrs. Buhari’s speech occur in nonstandard native English dialects. But we are talking of an official speech in a formal context in a foreign, English-speaking country. The sentence also violates the basic principle of pronoun-antecedent agreement.

The principle says, “A pronoun usually refers to something earlier in the text (its antecedent) and must agree in number — singular/plural — with the thing to which it refers.” The phrase “which need” refers to “Boko Haram issue,” which is a singular subject that needs a singular verb, i.e., “needs.”[/b]



3. A curious resultant “done.” During her speech,
Mrs. Buhari praised the University of Maiduguri for remaining open even in the worst moments of Boko Haram insurgency. “The university really done us proud,” she said.

This is a misuse of the past participle “done” that linguists call the “resultant done.” It is curious because it is typical of the informal, nonstandard (and sometimes illiterate) speech of the American south. In Standard English, the sentence would be reworded as, “The university has done us proud.” If we want to be faithful to Mrs. Buhari’s lexical and structural choice, we would rephrase it as, “The university really did us proud.”




4. [b]Buhari’s government as a “recent regime.” Mrs. Buhari puzzlingly referred to her husband’s administration as “the recent regime.” Here is the context: After thanking the “international community” for its military and financial support that led to the defeat of Boko Haram, in a rather awkward transition, the Wife of the President said, “In which the recent regime has done so far considering what we inherited—the level of insecurity in the country—we can now say that we successfully fought the Boko Haram insurgency.” Apart from the weak, messy transition, that’s some really dizzyingly incoherent verbal blizzard! But the bigger issue is that she called the current administration “a recent regime.” There are two problems with that. First, the word “recent,” especially when it is applied to administrations, implies an immediate past, that is, that which precedes the present.

It is both ungrammatical and illogical to speak of an incumbent administration as “recent.” Second, there is always a tone of disapproval when a government is referred to as a “regime.” That is why the word is often reserved for military and other totalitarian governments.

Even the Associated Press Stylebook defines “regime” as “the period in which a person or system was in power, often with a negative connotation. For example, Saddam Hussein’s regime, the Nazi regime.” I hope Mrs. Buhari doesn’t consider her husband as the honcho of a regime.[/b]




5. [b]“Academicians.” Mrs. Buhari called university lecturers in the audience “academicians.” Well, it’s OK to refer to university teachers as “academicians” in Nigeria and in other non-native English-speaking countries, but it doesn’t hurt to learn the proper form when you address native speakers in their own territory.

Educated native English speakers call university teachers “academics,” not “academicians.” Here is an abridged version of what I wrote on this in my December 6, 2015 column titled, “Academician” Or “Academic”? Q and A on Nigerian English Errors and Usage”: [A]n ‘academic’ is someone who teaches or conducts research in a higher educational institution, typically in a university. In British and Nigerian English, academics are also called ‘lecturers.’ In American English, they are called ‘professors.’ “An ‘academician,’ on the other hand, is a person who works with or is honored with membership into an academy, that is, an institution devoted to the study and advancement of a specialized area of learning such as the arts, sciences, literature, medicine, music, engineering, etc. Examples of academies are the Nigerian Academy of Letters, the Royal Academy of Arts, the Royal Academy of Music, the Royal Academy of Engineering, the Royal Swedish Academy of Letters, History and Antiquities, the National Academies of Sciences, Engineering, and Medicine, etc. “Not all academics are academicians and not all academicians are academics. In other words, you can teach in a university, polytechnic, college of education, etc. and never be made a member of an academy, and you can become a member of an academy without ever being a teacher or a researcher at a higher educational institution. Note that while most academicians are also academics, most academics are never academicians. “A little note on pragmatics is in order here. Although many dictionaries have entries that say ‘academician’ and ‘academic’ can be synonymous, this isn’t really the case in actual usage, at least among educated native English speakers. It is considered illiterate usage in British and American English to call higher education teachers and researchers ‘academicians’; they are properly called ‘academics.’ Many dictionaries merely capture the entire range of a word’s usage without discriminating socially prestigious usage from uneducated or archaic usage.” Concluding Thoughts Mrs. Buhari obviously needs a lot more help than she is aware of and is getting. She is grossly ill-served by her speech writer, who also probably manages her social media accounts.

The recent grammatical bloopers from her Facebook page (which were quickly cleaned up after she became the object of ridicule on social media) could be an indication that her speech writer is also her social media manager. Given how much she is thrusting herself into the public eye, her poor grasp of English grammar will soon become grist to the humor mills—like it was for Patience Jonathan. She can avoid this by doing the following: (1) recede to her quiet, unobtrusive self, (2) bone up on basic English grammar, (3) surround herself with people who give a thought to grammatical correctness and completeness, or (4) speak in Fulfulde or Hausa and get an English translator. Postscript:

Mrs. Aisha Buhari spoke at George Mason University, Washington, DC, not at the USIP. It's "sore thumb," not "sore thump."[/b]


source : http://www.farooqkperogi.com/2016/08/aisha-buharis-embarrassing-grammatical.html

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Properties / Re: Neighbours Fight In Akwa-Ibom Because Of N300 Borehole Levy (photos) by RichYoungNigga: 3:25pm On Aug 08, 2016
You wanted change
You voted for change
Here is the change
Enjoy

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Politics / Re: Abubakar Sidiq Usman Arrested By EFCC As #freeabusidiq Trends by RichYoungNigga: 3:15pm On Aug 08, 2016
Gggcc
Family / Re: My Sister Is Spending Money On Her Boyfriend In School. Worried About My Sis by RichYoungNigga: 1:16am On Aug 06, 2016
Marcan:

Why will a girl own a car at school in the first place ?
You have Nigerian mentality.
Everyone in my school all drives Porsche, Range Rover and Bentley.
And those kids are not even up to 18 years old.
Politics / Re: Nigeria States By Landmass. Lagos Would Shock You by RichYoungNigga: 8:20am On Aug 05, 2016
Anambra state is the smallest state but has the highest number of individual self made millionaires

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Sasha Obama Starts A Job At A Restaurant by RichYoungNigga: 7:41am On Aug 05, 2016
Ioannes:


Lol. Yes you can. Some of you think America is Heaven. cheesy

Why do you think their politicians pull stunts upandan?

Its just for the cameras, otherwise we wouldn't see the pictures anyway.

Some of us thinks America is heaven ??

Nigga, you think everyone on Nairaland lives in Nigeria.
Business / Re: Naira Crashes To N400/$1 At Parallel Market, Lowest Rate Ever by RichYoungNigga: 3:16am On Aug 05, 2016
drnairalov:


oh well that is true. but for the greater good no be good news wetin dey do our economy

To many people it is
Sports / Re: "We Didn't Eat For 3 Days": Nigerian Athletes At Rio Olympics (Video) by RichYoungNigga: 3:13am On Aug 05, 2016
Meanwhile, the first lady of Nigeria who doesn't contribute anything to the country is somewhere in the USA eating Chicken wings and waffles.

I blame these guys for representing Nigeria in the Olympics

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Business / Re: Naira Crashes To N400/$1 At Parallel Market, Lowest Rate Ever by RichYoungNigga: 3:04am On Aug 05, 2016
drnairalov:


ok so you get the millions but the bargaining power is all that matters .reason fam!! with all the millions you can count in the zimbabwe currency it is still worthless

Well, $30,000 can buy me a house in Nigeria, a house that is worth $450,000 in New York

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Business / Re: Naira Crashes To N400/$1 At Parallel Market, Lowest Rate Ever by RichYoungNigga: 2:59am On Aug 05, 2016
This will affect the zoombies, afonjas and the Aisha rice eaters.

Meanwhile, the first lady of Nigeria is chilling in Washington DC while her supporters are in Nigeria drinking garri

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Business / Re: Naira Crashes To N400/$1 At Parallel Market, Lowest Rate Ever by RichYoungNigga: 2:55am On Aug 05, 2016
Wow
I so much love Buhari, he made many of us millionaires in just 6 months.
I hope he rules Nigeria for 90 years

Can you just calculate how much $5000 (little change) is in naira

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Travel / Re: 20 States US Warned Citizens Against Traveling To In Nigeria by RichYoungNigga: 10:24pm On Aug 04, 2016
We don't take the American government serious.
The most ignorant people on earth are Americans.

You can go to Iraq or Afghanistan, stay for 50 years and still be alive.
You can't live for 4 days in Chicago.
Chicago is not even a state, Chicago is just a city in Illinois but every year 500 people alone are murdered, you can't go to someone else's street in the USA, you will be killed.
The murder rate of Chicago, Los Angeles and Washington put together is higher than every country in this world yet the U.S government will not talk about it, they keep calling other countries "security threats"

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Sasha Obama Starts A Job At A Restaurant by RichYoungNigga: 10:22pm On Aug 04, 2016
VolTOxic:
Believe me when I say it's for the camera.

For the cameras ??
You can't impress anyone in America with publicity stunts

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Sasha Obama Starts A Job At A Restaurant by RichYoungNigga: 10:20pm On Aug 04, 2016
I saw her today in Tacoma.
She don big pass her elder sister

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Crime / Re: Man Rapes His Mother In Edo, Beats Father by RichYoungNigga: 8:17pm On Aug 04, 2016
Olatunde Adeniyi

Name checkers association of Nigeria, Bauchi Branch

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Crime / Re: Landlord Commits Suicide In Ibadan. Leaves Three-page Suicide Note by RichYoungNigga: 10:12pm On Aug 03, 2016
Buhari why

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Business / Re: 7 Easy-to-do Online Jobs You Can Do From Home by RichYoungNigga: 10:09pm On Aug 03, 2016
maigemuu:


can you share your experience dropshipping from amazon to ebay. i tried severally but it failed? how have you been doing it. IP isn't my problem. can you share with me. can i chat you up? drop your line bro!

Buying things on Amazon to sell them on EBay is not drop shipping, it is retail arbitrage.
The problem you will have is that the product you buy from amazon comes with Amazon slapped all over the box and this will make your customers realize what you're doing
Crime / Re: 18-Year-Old Missing Girl Beheaded In Delta State by RichYoungNigga: 4:48pm On Aug 03, 2016
Buhari why

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Celebrities / Re: Half-caste Lady Scams Bovi Of N5k. He Calls Her Out by RichYoungNigga: 4:47pm On Aug 03, 2016
CltrAltDel:
[s][/s]
just hide your face in shame....you goofed and embarrassed your fellow flattees

Hahahaha
No, i don't goof, i hate the taste.

And besides, i don't live in a flat, so i don't have fellow flatters

#King of sacarsm
Celebrities / Re: Half-caste Lady Scams Bovi Of N5k. He Calls Her Out by RichYoungNigga: 4:39pm On Aug 03, 2016
CltrAltDel:

Gosh ....twice you have embarrassed yourself on this thread

No, i haven't
He first issued the cheque to Adeyemo alakija and then to an Afonja.

#King of sacarsm
Politics / Re: PHOTOS: Buhari at FEC meeting today by RichYoungNigga: 4:30pm On Aug 03, 2016
General Cassandra is now coming to his senses.
He now realized how powerful, hard working, a demoract, humble Goodluck Jonathan is.


Meanwhile, Zombies, Afonjas and the association of Aisha rice eater are here fighting over and dieing for what they don't know

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Fashion / Re: Mr. NAIRALAND Contest 2016 - Semi-final by RichYoungNigga: 4:29pm On Aug 03, 2016


I vote for my good friend Falconey.
Family / Re: My Twin Brother's Pre-wedding Photos by RichYoungNigga: 4:25pm On Aug 03, 2016
vecman22:
but wait o!! is this boy not to young to get married ?

This is what i call Nigerian mentality
Anthony martial is 20, he's married with a 2 year old daughter.
What's the legal age of marriage in Nigeria ?? 34 ??

You're a big joke

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Politics / Re: Buhari And Jonathan Hold Private Meeting In Aso Villa by RichYoungNigga: 4:19pm On Aug 03, 2016
egift:


President Buhari's ability to transcend the mucky waters of Nigeria's political spectrum has left all the scavengers dumbfounded. All the wailing miscreants can do now is hurl insults left and right.

God bless Nigeria!

I have a gift for you.
A brand new brain.
When GEJ was in office, it wasn't a mucky water, you wanted him to perform miracles but as soon as General Cassandra took office, it became a mucky water that needs to be threaded carefully

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Celebrities / Re: Half-caste Lady Scams Bovi Of N5k. He Calls Her Out by RichYoungNigga: 4:11pm On Aug 03, 2016
blazetitov:


ROFL grin grin grin grin grin grin grin


Go back and slowly read the post again. That cheque was issued to Bovi by someone, who is that person.

Oh
He issued the cheque to an Aisha rice eater.

Lol
Na joke
Celebrities / Re: Half-caste Lady Scams Bovi Of N5k. He Calls Her Out by RichYoungNigga: 4:10pm On Aug 03, 2016
Izuchukwu70:



Stop embarrassing me here...Where are u from bro? Adeyemo Alakija is a name of a Bank Branch. It's also a street on Victoria Island.

Shut up, hungry dog.

They are made up names.
If you are ibo, don't you see Olakankita (Bleep like dog)
Fool, where is your sense of humor
Family / Re: My Twin Brother's Pre-wedding Photos by RichYoungNigga: 4:03pm On Aug 03, 2016
You're extremely beautiful and your twin brother is also handsome but he no get neck.

I bet you $50,000 he doesn't wear necklaces because the necklace go be like dog collar for him neck.

Na joke i dey ooo. grin

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Celebrities / Re: Half-caste Lady Scams Bovi Of N5k. He Calls Her Out by RichYoungNigga: 3:54pm On Aug 03, 2016
blazetitov:


What is the name of the cheque owner?? The person that issued the dude cheque.

Bovi Uboma
He issued the check to an Afonja
Politics / Re: Buhari And Jonathan Hold Private Meeting In Aso Villa by RichYoungNigga: 3:52pm On Aug 03, 2016
General Cassandra is begging the great Goodluck Jonathan for help

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