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nenergy:
I an Admin of a university students group on Facebook with over 35k members and over 350 comments per posts. We can work together, but how do we verify membership earned via my efforts? Do you have a referral link?

KealDrogo:
An't ranting. This is what you should have explained at your original post because no foolish person will fall for that.
Your 10k offer is too small. Raise it to 70k and i will sent you 2,500 friends right away.

KealDrogo:
And why would i want to share my friends with you? Who are you? All because of 10k.

Pinkdiamondz:
I knew I scored some good points cause I wore a pretty expensive perfume, wore my favorite shoes and I brought out my galaxy S4 at some intervals. And with the Lagos guy thingy, I knew she would dream of me that night. I deliberately didn’t ask for her number, you know how we do. I was very optimistic about her and when we got back from the daily hustle she had closed.

The following morning I went to her shop and I noticed she cleaned early and she was seated already. As I entered I greeted her. “Good morning Onome, hope you slept well?” she answered with a grin “Good morning henry, I slept very well, you are welcome please sit down.”
I was hit by that, knowing things were going as planned I sat down. She asked me. “Hope you are hearing from your wife and children?” I laughed and told her. “Onome, I am not married o, how about you?”
She said. “I am not married too.” So I asked her. “how are you coping? how’s work?” she replied. “I am managing o, my madam is just too strict but God has been faithful.”
I said to her. “Don’t worry everything is going to be fine, I promise you Onome, you just need to relax, ok”
She looked at me and I could tell from her look that she saw hope in me. I then said. “Well Onome, I have to leave for work now, I will see you tomorrow.” As I stood up she asked. “Erm… Henry please can I have your number?” I gave her and collected hers..

I knew it was mission accomplished, it came at the perfect time cause we were about rounding up and we were given 2 days to rest before we move to the next state. Everything was going according to plan, I sent her a text message assuring her that as long as she’s my friend she will not lack anything that I would take good care of her. She replied by telling me God told her she was going to meet a helper that very month, I knew it was a sealed deal.On the last day of work, I went early as usual to Onome’s workshop and she was waiting to receive me. We talked and laughed and I was impressed our bond grew closer, I knew I had 2 days to get laid and I was just hoping to get a soft spot. So I asked her to send me her pictures on my phone, she said she couldn’t that I should help her do it through blue-tooth. As I went through her phone I saw some naked pics of her which I took. I knew she was the easy type so I said to her. “I need us to spend time tomorrow, just you and me.” She said. “No problem, I even stay alone. You can come early tomorrow and after we play and relax you will take me to food mart.”
I was so surprised, it came so easy and effortless. I got her address and I headed straight to work.

The following day I was ready to claim my trophy, you know, all work and no play…… I got to her place early around 8am it was on Sunday. It was a one room, very modest, no chairs, just a mattress and a rubber carpet. She welcomed me with a very warm hug, as she squeezed her boobs on me. I had to squeeze something too, so I reached for her booty and squeezed that as well.
She said. “Take off your clothes and lie down.” I was like.”WHAT!” Omo it was too good to be true, I quickly took off my clothes and laid on the mattress.

She grabbed my mini me stroking it with her hands, in my mind I had never felt so lucky as I closed my eyes and waiting for the sequential treatment that would occur that morning. All of a sudden, there was a barge into the room. A fierce looking guy. He shouted. “See as this man come they Bleep my wife so… bros you own don finish.”
It felt as if I was in a movie or probably dreaming. I got up as quick as I could and tried to reach for my clothes… Next thing I heard was a thunderous sound on my face in the form of a dirty stinky slap. I was confused, I didn’t know whether to get angry, cry or beg. I just allowed my instincts to play and I saw my self on my knees begging.. “Big bros, Abeg it is not what you think.. I ..I she told me she wasn’t mari..” Another slap interrupted me. Then I knew my end had come and I might not come out the same again.

Two other guys came in the room and said. “Mudiaga, wetin happen?” As they saw me they laughed and said “This bros don enter one chance, na here you go die today.”
I was begging like a thief cut pants down, in the actual sense I was. Then the fierce looking guy that hit me said he was going to get a knife to cut my penis. At that moment, I didn’t know how to tell my parents,siblings and girlfriend that I might probably not see them again. As the guy left for the knife, the other guys remained.

One of them said to me. “Bros you Bleep up, all you Lagos boys think say you fit come here come Bleep any girl anyhow….You own don finish today.”
I noticed he was not as furious as the first guy. So I begged him. “Brother please, I will do anything please don’t kill me, help me.”
Meanwhile I looked back at Onome to help me tell them I did not know she was married as I was about to speak she shouted. “Shut up! Ashawo like you, your own don finish today.”

I looked at myself and asked myself is this how I will die? So the second guy said. “Bros, look… I like you, I wan help you… give me your ATM first.” I said.”Brother see I don’t have my ATM with me it’s in Lagos you can search my wallet.”

They searched my wallet, it wasn’t there but they took my N7,000 and my wallet, they dropped my ID cards and other stuffs in my wallet. They stumbled on my phone galaxy S4 brand new, but I begged them to just drop the sim, which they did. The other guy eyed my shoes and he took it and gave me his rusty palm slippers. They told me to run before the guy comes back, I wore my jeans but forgot my boxers, picked my shirt and ran for my dear life.

As I ran, I stopped because I realized with just one shout of “Thief!” I am gone for good. So I walked, didn’t have a dime on me, so I trekked for about 40 minutes till I got to the guest house. I took a shower and went to a nearby church that day and thank God for the gift of life…..

Snow5:
You nor wake up?


From your dream?

Pinkieblue:
Cornerstone insurance plc, is seeking to recruit energetic, strong-willed and focused individuals to join it's team of professionals in line with its growth and expansion plan.

Our organization was established to conduct insurance business in a customer focused manner.

Job title: Financial planner/Marketing Executive

Location: Abuja

How to Apply:

Interested and qualified candidates should send their cv to bucherecruitment@gmail.com

mayorchelsea:
I read this story here on Nairaland years ago and a blogger is just putting it on his blog?

metallisc:


how is your bicycle?

metallisc:


how is your bicycle?

iamtiredoflife:
explain well

Giyerte:
Which skill can I acquire in computer related and can fetch me big money in future

dahelite9:
Hello all, I am a fresh graduate of uniben and I just collected my weekly contribution(commonly called ajó). The money is actually 105k, but am really confused on what to start up with the money.

Any business idea is welcomed either online or offline.

Trendirabingi:
u are fustrated, u have no hope, u are even mentioning me 2wice.. Ediot..lol.. .. I told u ur thought process is warped. Anus copy writer... Help urself boy.. U are a mentally lost goat, wherever u find ur self. I wonder how u are coped with. Ur reasoning reek of shame... Little boy, give me ur cv again..n don't forget ur location in the toilet.. Olodo oshi... Wat an untrianed maggot. U would be priviledged to see the image behind d moniker... Olodo.... U are lost, blieve it...joke apart.. U need help.. I have observed so far, blieve it. U would qoute me again, .. watch....anyway sorry I spoke wif u, I shouldn't have.. Take care

Trendirabingi:
opkonu, go help ur family and ur friends first. Mumu."Lol. I have always told u about ur tot process . U are obviously a bare ass ediot. Ur fustration smells from there. U are even a mere broke as copy writer in the arabs. What do u copy write.? Peoples anus? Ure being in the uae, if atall u are, is a waste, considering ur mental simulation. Did I ask u for ur cv or ur profile? Abi u are looking for another job?..mumu. Ur type should be deported to sudan or be in mogadishu digging trench. U can as well tell me u are putting on scooby doo boxers, n put d price 2. Immature and kiddish spoilt cuntt. So those who have drilling companies in bahrain should shout to the roof top n tell us. Mumu cv copywriter..come tell us another story..u need help. U dnt even know whom u are qouting.. Anus copywriter. No wonder u keep qouting. Its ur job.

Trendirabingi:
opkonu, go help ur family and ur friends first. Mumu."Lol. I have always told u about ur tot process . U are obviously a bare ass ediot. Ur fustration smells from there. U are even a mere broke as copy writer in the arabs. What do u copy write.? Peoples anus? Ure being in the uae, if atall u are, is a waste, considering ur mental simulation. Did I ask u for ur cv or ur profile? Abi u are looking for another job?..mumu. Ur type should be deported to sudan or be in mogadishu digging trench. U can as well tell me u are putting on scooby doo boxers, n put d price 2. Immature and kiddish spoilt cuntt. So those who have drilling companies in bahrain should shout to the roof top n tell us. Mumu cv copywriter..come tell us another story..u need help. U dnt even know whom u are qouting.. Anus copywriter. No wonder u keep qouting. Its ur job.

Trendirabingi:
bile filled mofo, I don give u work , keep qouting, slowpoke, u dey ask 4 cv wen u neva finish ur jobless qouting jab...buhahahaha. mofos on NL

Trendirabingi:
how can u learn, its not by note, ur fustration was obvious in all ur unneccessary guter mouth spew, taking panadol on other peoples headache, hence I gave u d lesson to keep u busy. Take ur own advice first. Am very happy enough to be less bothered about a happy baby's mother, talk not of ur crass bile. I said something about ur thought process and its so obvious u aint balanced. U need immense fumigation. Wat a hate filled mofo

Trendirabingi:
and who are u to judge what is wrong and what is right at this time and on this thread or topic? Do u eva know when to do d ryt thing...who are u to judge who turns a blind eye or not?why most of u are like dis,still baffles me. What is the essence of the topic u are reading? I ask u, u, I mean u. U can as well attend a birthday gathering of this child organised by the mother wif everyone gleeful and all and say in her very face in the very presence of her mother and felictors wat u have spewed oh "riddler of moral decadence". Do eva know wen to be venomous or totful.? I guess u expect after spewing dat, dat the mother throws back the baby into stomach,make her disappear into thin air, turns back the hands of time and neva go near davido again. Then ur moral non decadence have been followed. Even the very system dat governs u have been riddled wif heavy moral decadence dat uv been one way or the other cajoled into. Dat should be one fin u should be seriously worried about, rather dan wanting to be a kill joy. To most of u dis has become a habit, and telss a lot of how u av been brought up, I guess if the mother who bore her for nine months was ur sister u would have said thesame, and torment her life with ur judgmental music until she commits suicide oh riddler of moral non_decadence". Do u know the right battle to fight and wen to fight it. If the mother of the baby had not posted the picture of the beautiful baby girl here keeping u updated on her welbeing, I guess u wouldn't have found the anus to release ur fart and make her ur subject of ridiculing example. U have more serious issues my friend, face dem. Her birth of dat child did not stop ur society or government system from being less criminal

Trendirabingi:
must most of u comment on any thread u see online? Y are most of u filled with bile and gutter?, must u run naked and dirty on other ppls matter, throwing ur bad mouth on anyfin u come across with stench goff. Appears most of u are addicted to negative comments, goes a long way to define ur mentality n thought process. Tufiakwa