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Sir Hackeem: How did this rubbish make it to the front page sef? Its all rubbish to me and I can't stop laughing...poor people do this rich people that...mumu! And some mumu sef go still agree... Did the rich people do these things when they were poor and will the poor people continue these things when they are rich? Lolz! Person wey write this tin must have mental issues...like seriously..how can you compare rich and poor my gosh!! That's like comparing errrmmmm ...I dey come. I wan pee..

Abeg no come back here

I see people that say they half three and more phones while me dnt even get one. Abeg make una dash me one so that I can be browsing nairaland with it. I dont want to be goin to bro sunday cafe again.



N.B- I dnt just want anyhw palasa fon. the phone mus half snap snap, mp3, mp4, mp5, intanet, radio, andriodi, iOhS, jafa, simbian and windows all togeda. God bless yhu in addvance.

Haba e shey wa ya olodo ba yi

Too many dancers coming on the show. U hardly get to see a totally unique talent/display..

All we re saying.....give us a pic
Upload gaddemit!!!!

Seriously smh

Dis shii don turn Season film....

Ogogoro is low class, sahara reporters should have written ace of spade instead

Third page, yet no pic

Boy-hi
Girl-hello
Boy-hw r u
Girl-i'm fine and u?
Boy-i'm gud. How ws ur day?
Girl-boring. Stayed indoor, alone all through. (She didn't just stop at boring o)
Boy-same here. But tanks to tv, i was able to manage the boredom.
Girl- urs is even better. Only had light for an hour. Wicked nepa. (She didn't reply "kk" )
Boy-lolz. nepa wasn't nice here either. I just had to put on the gen.
Girl- u be big boy now. U can afford to put on ur gen even at noon unlike me. ( The girl no form o, an honest reply)
Boy- no o, me na proper pako abeg. (The guy sef humble)
Girl- hmmm, i hear u ....

Beht wait, is these kinda convo too much to ask from a naija gal

xynerise: Some people dey vex me sef

You will be chating with someone and the person will type ''Brb'' which means ''Be right back'' and they will never come back.


Me: So tell me about yourself?
Girl: Brb
Me: Ok
(After 5mins)
Girl: last msg pls
Me: I said you should tell me about yourself
Girl: Pls, give me 2mins am coming
Me: Ok
Girl: I was cooking. So what did you say?
Me: Brb

Brb, i wan go laf

Is it that difficult to woo a nigerian gal

Dem no go allow dangote rest. The guy sef go don taya for weddin invitations.

Now playing davido's "gobe"

Nna where the prickture na

jay bee: Stay away from asking closed questions

Don't go asking her "how did your day go"

Ask her to tell you "the highlight of her day" instead

Speaking abt the latter, only intelligent gals will do proper justice to that kinda question.
Common replies will go like....
(1) Nothing special
(2)Just there
(3)Was cool, was good, was ok
(4)Was boring, was stressful....
The list is just endless. Really, some gals (definitely not all) are just plain dumb.

Harbosede02: TYPICAL EXAMPLE OF D WAY ST.UPID GUYS CHAT...GUYS ENJOY....
Boy:helo beauty
Girl:hey
Boy:how are u?
Girl:am fyn u?
Boy:0h!am veri fyn o,u knw y?
Girl:y?
Boy:becos 2dai is d first tym in years dat am chating with an angel,babe u r so beautiful(d gurl's d.p is a comic pix)
Girl:really??aw do u knw?
Boy:4rm d way u chat,i can already imagine aw "beauty" u are..,so aw was ur nyt(NB:the tym is 9pm o)
Girl:u say??
Boy:oh!babe sori abt dat,i meant 2 say aw is ur day going.
Girl:huh??...fyn thnx
Boy:where r u nw?(this question usually piss me off!)
Girl:am at ome
Boy:k,my name is kaycee and i stay at festac,wudn't mind knwin u beta(they wud neva tell u deir real name,wich is usually e.gakanji,adio,adigun,etc)can i av ur digits
Girl: mayb later nt nw.
Boy: ok,my dad own d aus we live in hr,and mumsy lives in ikeja,she sells imported goods(abeg wu ask u?)
Girl:good to knw.
Boy: ok,are u on bbm?
Girl:am nt.
Boy:waaaaat??y nau..well am on bbm and here is my pin.526874288
Girl:is dat ur pin or ur waec reg??
(kkk.....is already offlyn).

Stop trying so hard to sound silly

Blame it on low IQ....

Ok, i love wah i'm seeing.
And btw, this his yellow pawpaw cousin too like folo folo.

Mtcheeeeeeew

drnairalov: sorry to say...U re brainless!! why making d thread long unnecessarily. u made ur point already so dont be stupid

Pot calling kettle black

Patiently waiting for "Obadiah777" to comment...

Na for Hell fire

E be like say the Op don offend plenty people here b4

D.o.p.e money is drugs!!!

olu ibadan e se egbe baba anybody
Even b’olu ibadan ba wo nicker

I rate the album 7.5/10

When is he gonna stop been 21

Very soon the gal go get her own show for E!

One is actually regular here on nairaland...

"The man molestation his daughter"

Courtesy of nairalands word censor

Abeg where the cute baby

Abegi, the gal sef no too fine jo. The 2nd pic says it all...

Abegi, the gal sef no too fine jo. The first pic says it all...

My advice for you
Ermmm Ok...Stop wearing fake 50 cent boxers