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When we hear stories like these, a popular nairaland mod comes to mind....

Seun's indian juju is a strong one.

U should ask the super mods to help u with that

Ok no pic, hw abt a video

I see a chronic womaniser in the making

Wizkid wey like to dy wear camouflage nko

Oga we still dey church.

Seun pls ban yourself

freda506: boring game.
buh omo c traffic Seun don hammer!

U no like screwdriver

Adiye out!

Wat a boring game. Our under-17 team play better....

Lmao!!!
Dat handball no deserve penalty tho
Goal!!!

Naija anthem playing.
Nobody shud post anything

Sorry buh those massive ti.ts can never stay covered

Viewing this thread while playing olamide's "ghost mode"

iamswizz: This Girl Fine Die

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First and foremost, I would like to thank God for his never-ending grace, mercy, and provision during what ended up being one of the toughest times of my life. struggling for this position amongst 'more than a million' members and achieving the top spot is a dream come true.

To be considered the first to comment on this great thread is a great honor and a privilege, so thank you Nairaland.

Next, I would like to thank my brilliant and truly outstanding African Grey Parrot, I call her Foxy (her nickname is Osewan (there is a difference between seun's own ooo ), whose vision and unending talks steered this project from day one. And to my amazing pet Wolf (His name's bullock) thanks for keeping me company, while i embarked on this great task. It was always a pleasure visiting Nairaland every day with such lovely and engaging people. I know I owe you some apologies for taking your spots, but please find it somewhere in your hearts to forgive me, i mean it

To my fellow Nairalanders, I really thought it was going to be one of you. Before I went to bed last night, I said to myself, “it is either i make the top comment today or never, i just shook my head and laughed, probably because i believed in myself.

Last and definitely not least, to my astoundingly supportive family, there would be no Grace Cruz without any of you. Mom and Dad, thank you for always believing in me and for driving me to all those Computer (Typing) rehearsals when I was a kid. To amaka, my darling Wife, my most stalwart supporter and knight, your faith in me is what propels me to continue this work. I love you.

For those who have touched my life in any way since I started in this quest of becoming the first to comment, you all know who you are, and I am truly grateful for all you have done.

Moral of this speech: believe in yourself and you would achieve great things, i mean it, GREAT THINGS!!!

I can only imagine hw silly u felt after realising u didn't make it to top.
And pls nobody should quote him again

The only interesting thing about this thread is the yabbings. The airplane pictures are no fun.

Don't u guys ever get tired of these same nollywood jokes.

IYA NGBALI: Abeg which dstv channel dey show fok fok movies for adult?

Fok tv

Op u really should stop rolling with dumb, clueless gals.

U guys in that area should just contribute money, buy the silent type of generator and present it to them. Abi

Thread officially derailed

Why iyanya no dy there

ohemm: I kindda feel the writer.no matter how religious or educated i have turned out to be,there are some things that cannot be discountenanced...take for instance, my elder sis died on the day she told us she was going to die. She followed some neighbours to the river,came back home and said she was a mermaid and that she met her spirit mother who told her she will return to her on her 17th birthday.she was 10 then.she insisted and got married at the age of sixteen,actually told my pops he was wasting money on her education,gave birth 3mnts to her 17th birthday and died on her 17th birthday.she wasnt sick,no suicide case.she just called all of us together,told my pops to make sure i go to school no matter what cos i was going to go places before my 25th birthday.advised everyone and just slept off up until today.funny,since my 25th birthday up until today,i get favours left right and centre that im kindda forced to believe that somewhere beyond this life,unexplanable things do go on!my take!

You are a mermaid.

Chineke, 130 pages!!! Fucck i'm late
Aint no way am going tru 'em pages
*exits thread in annoyance*

Me no handsome, so mah just dy observe

RiP.
I just hope this would not affect tomorrow's meeting.

nutty_hnic: Hey Jonathan,
You see that guy standing Next to you?? His name is Bill Gates founder of Microsoft. Hes unarguably the richest in the world, and you know how he made it?

He doesnt fu..cking go on his knees at every opportunity.....He uses his BRAINS instead to think.
Regardless of profit or not, Microsoft MUST develop, they don't sit there to set up committees or run to ISREAL, they work hard, really hard to make YOU and EVERY other human to enjoy and have access to TÊCHNOLOGY so that OUR lives can be EASIER.

Bill GATES is not the President of NIgeria, but he has INFLUENCED NIGERIA POSITIVELY more than you can ever dream of.

So you fu...cking get out of your PHONEY HATS and use your brains, not for 1bn meals but to make EVERY NIGERIAN have a better and EASIER LIFE down to the common man.

STOP kneeling down every second.....I AND other NIGERIANS will do the KNEELING FOR YOU..Thanks.

-Concerned Citizen.

What is dis one saying

Very useless thread. I bet ur still in secondary school.

Wah abt non-nairalander's

Hook her up with "Borntofuck"

Yes...
21:00 GMT is the perfect time