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predatorX:
buy a nice romantic blue film, not pornography ooo!! buy a nice alcoholic drink that is expensive and sweet, take her to Silverbed Cinemas and watch all the movies that they have till 10pm. make sure you have Joe's complete album in your house. make sure you have dim lights and a Powerful Air-conditioner.

when cold starts catching her and the booze has taken effect, play the blue film and music simultanoeusly, she wee start to shiver like "a dog that just baff"

Bad guy

Adufetohposh:
Her IG username
Im not telling you

beht why nahh?

AllNaijaBlogger:
Scientific research

You are a scientist? Issorite!

malvisguy212:
[s] I don't blame you, your Islamic religion has blinded you, [/s] even we human,

God revealed things hidden talkless of His angels.

Like he revealed when the world will come to an end to the alleged third member of the trinity?

So you think knowing the WILL of God is the samething as knowing the mind of God ?

Answer my questions and see how you are given the quran different meaning, Allah perfected islam during. Muhammed time meaning prophets before muhammed were following imperfect religion.

Provide the verse were it say the Jews kill their prophet.

Demmzy15:
Hahahahaha Bros your head dey there jare! Wallahi I thought it was MrC'ork but I didn't see "no offiense". The guy is just too funny and silly.

Anyways,

Yeah, true that.. mrcork of London Pekam.. lmao
He isn't the only crazy dude on this board.. there are tonnes of them.

How was your day today na?!

Demmzy15:
Lmaooooo! Blood don splash inside OP brain! Yorubas in the house should help me translate it.

Ejè ti ta si lopoló Epitome of madness.

My bros, study shows that 70% of nairalanders are crazy I no dey dere o

malvisguy212:
the hadith I provide was clear for everyone to read and understand.

You quote this verse :
"Today I have perfected your religion for you, and have bestowed upon you the full measure of My blessings, and willed that self-surrender unto Me shall be your way of life." QURAN 5:3

And your explanation to this indicate Allah revealed this verse to muhammed when he was about to die. Meaning Allah perfected the religion(islam) during muhammed time, in other word Abraham ,Moses ishmael etc were following an imperfect religion(islam).

You are trying soo hard to twist your own quran,it seem that you know more than muhammed, if it is a trial then why did Gabriel pray for muhammed? Did Gabriel not known that it is a trial? The fact that Gabriel pray for his healing proved Gabriel did not know the will of Allah.

Jesus Has human nature , flesh and blood, Jesus feel pain like normal human will. He was on the cross and at that moment He was carrying the sins of the world, He pray to God the father and His prayer was not answer because of the sins upon Him, he became a curse so that I can be made innocent, the chestement of peace was upon Him. Isaiah went on and say "He was taken to His slaughter and He open not His mouth like a Lamb being leed to his slaughterer"

ronald4lif:
How does people this stupíd ends up with girlfriend's. Is it that some ladies don't have class or they're attracted to dummies

A person this dumb should be use as a lab specimen to experiment and research purposes on how to cure madness.

vizkiz:
so you told her NO Straight up. What advice do you seek again? Seems you are not thinking with your head

No mind am jare

AllNaijaBlogger:
[size=19pt]Run to my room, lock the door......and get vaseline!![/size]

Vaseline? For what

Mancity26:
two tinx dey involve, either u send her packing b4 she break ur family or u make use of ur koboko.. I mean natural koboko.. It's obvious u knw wat she need.. But u will rush down to mallam shop nd get vaga asap.. Na dis make me dey get alomo nd groundnut for house all d time.. #funnynation

Man, wahala wa oo which one is alomo and groundnut again?

Adufetohposh:
Curves of life

Do you know her IG username?

Nicolars:
Where did cain get his wife from
Seriously, this question has being bothering me for a while,it was recorded in the bible in Gen 4:17 that "and Cain knew his wife and she conceived......"
Where did his wife come from since as @ that time Adam and Eve only gave birth to Cain and Abel... Where there other families elsewhere, did Adam and Eve actually give birth to twins such that cain had his own twin sister and abel also had his own sister so that they can re procreate. Or did God also make a female out of every male @ that period of time just like Adam and Eve. Did cain have other sisters such that he picked one as a wife and if so,isn't that a sin....these are the questions that bother me

This is my answer..... To you, what do u think


Where did Cain get his wife?
Most think that there was only Cain and Abel born to
Adam and Eve but the Bible actually teaches that by
the time Cain took a wife there were many human
beings, that came from Adam.
Not everything recorded in the Book of Genesis is
written in an exact chronological order. The events of
Genesis eleven (the Tower of Babel) happened in the
middle of chapter 10, chronologically speaking –
Genesis 5:4 states, "Then the days of Adam after he
became the father of Seth were eight hundred years,
and he had other sons and daughters."
Both Adam and Eve driven out of the garden. Genesis
3:23-24: “ therefore the LORD God sent him out of the
garden of Eden to till the ground from which he was
taken. So He drove out the man; and He placed
cherubim at the east of the garden of Eden, and a
flaming sword which turned every way, to guard the
way to the tree of life .”
All their offspring were born outside the garden.
Gen 5:4 "After he begot Seth, the days of Adam
were eight hundred years; and he had sons and
daughters.”The male child born to Adam and Eve
after Cain killed Abel was Seth, when Adam was 130
years old.
Gen 5:6 Seth lived one hundred and five years, and
begot Enosh. Scripture tells us "After (Adam) he
begot Seth, the days of Adam were eight hundred
years; and he had sons and daughters." (Gen. 5:4). It
also says of Seth "After he begot Enosh, Seth lived
eight hundred and seven years, and had sons and
daughters (Gen. 5:7). Daughters are not mentioned
Gen.5 the phrase had sons and daughters is the key
phrase but the first male born in the family is
mentioned by name.
So either Cain got his wife sometime after from
Seth's lineage or from Adam and Eves lineage that
produced numerous children after they left the
garden. We see by the record that there were a
number of people by the time Cain killed his brother
Abel. Genesis 4:15 And the LORD said to him,
"Therefore, whoever kills Cain, vengeance shall be
taken on him sevenfold." And the LORD set a mark on
Cain, lest anyone finding him should kill him.”
Besides these three sons Adam and Eve had many
other unnamed sons and daughters.The Bible does
not give the exact time period when Cain took his
wife. Depending on how much time there was
between Cain being married, he either married a
distant sister, or if enough time transpired, he could
have married his own niece. Probably the later is
true.
Marriage to a sister in the early stage of the human
race was not considered wrong or unnatural. Even
later on Abraham ’s wife was his half-sister (20:12);
also 24:4 and 28:2. God did not prohibit such
marriages until the time of Moses when is was
specifically stated it was against the law of God
according to Lev. 18:9, 18:11, 20:17, and Deut. 27:22.
Genesis 4:16-17: “Then Cain went out from the
presence of the LORD and dwelt in the land of Nod
on the east of Eden. And Cain knew his wife, and she
conceived and bore Enoch. And he built a city, and
called the name of the city after the name of his son--
Enoch.”
We can see by how it is written it is a summary of a
whole period of time. He married, his wife conceived
and they even built a city; obviously with other people
in the area he lived (Nod).
The imperfection from sin accumulated over time
and eventually corrupted the gene pool, this made it
wrong to marry within the family line. By Moses’ time
it was forbidden.

Do not 4gt to say your opinion.. And ask your pastor as well ... God bless happy sunday

haffaze777:
he got her from jumia or konga

rilwayne001 come n see me oooo,laff yaff kill me 4 hia

Muhehehe

sukkot:
oh word ? he not that good ? he won many championships in israel tho. and many accolades. he aint that good ?

Nigga please, I don't watch Israeli championship. That nigga bleeped up big time, he couldnt win WORLD CUP for Nigeria. For that reason, I don't consider him good.

truthman2012:
Lol !!!
Why Did Allah Save Jesus But Allowed Muhammad To Eat Poison?

Where was Yahweh when Jesus was shouting 'Eli Eli lama sabactani'

truthman2012:
[s]
I would have told you to ask your islamic teacher for am not under your command. A martyr is someone who SURRENDERS himself to be killed for his religious beliefThis does not apply to Muhammad who ate poison unknowingly. If he had known he would not have eaten it. He tasted it and spewed it out. Your point of argument is that Muhammad didn't die of poison thereby insinuating he died of a different cause, which you are unable to provide the cause. [/s]

truthman2012:
Muhammad would have loved to die a matyr but he didn't, he died by poison:
”

malvisguy212:
if you truly believe muhammed is a true prophet then why dint he know he will died ? the cause of his death? The circumstances leading to Muhammad’s death are clearly recorded in the Hadiths. And they showed that the poisoned meat that he ate at Khaibar finally led to his death. If Muslims truly believe that Muhammad was a prophet, than they should accept his own explanation for his death. Sahih Bukhari, Volume 5, Book 59, Number 713: Narrated ‘Aisha: The Prophet in his ailment in which he died, used to say, “O ‘Aisha! I STILL FEEL THE PAIN CAUSED BY THE FOOD I ATE AT KHAIBAR , and at this time, I feel as if my aorta is being cut from that poison.”Muhammed continuously feel the" pain caused by the food he ate at khaibar" this proved that after the incident, he continuously suffered prior to his death Ibn Sa’d, page 252: The apostle of Allah lived after these THREE YEARS TILL IN CONSEQUENCE OF HIS PAIN HE PASSED AWAY . During his illness he used to say, “I did not cease to find the effect of the (poisoned) morsel, I took at Khaibar and I SUFFERED SEVERAL TIME (from its effect) but now I feel the hour has come of the cutting of my jugular vein.” Now who should we believe? Rilwayn or muhammed ? Muhammed say he suffered for 3years and the muslim say , no he did not .

Matthew 26 52Then Jesus said to him, "Put your sword back into its place; for all those who take up the sword shall perish by the sword. 53"Or do you think that I cannot appeal to My Father, and He will at once put at My disposal more than twelve legions of angels? 54"How then will the Scriptures be fulfilled, which say that it must happen this way?" If Jesus wanted to excap death, He say " He will ask His Father and He will be given crowd of angels to save Him" he went on to say " How then will the Scriptures be fulfilled, which say that it must happen this way?" dyeing on the cross is what the scripture talk about. But muhammed death caught him by surprise.

parisbookaddict:
Rilwanyne001..so who do we believe, an early muslim withness as recorded by ibn sa'd and o th er hadiths or the words of a deluded yoruba muslim..

You are such a clown, why don't you just shut ur mouth.

jerro124:
Who needs water or tissue when you can just sit on the floor and slide your anus front and back?

ernesty20:
there's one man like that in my area, whenever people are doing one ceremony or the other, they use to give this man some foods and drinks.. If u dont give him anything, be rest assured that this particular man will ruin ur ceremony with rain.. I dnt know how he does it tho

loooooooool never heard of this though.

Adufetohposh:
e don do ohhhhhhhhhh chai!

If not for you—even my chiefs on nairaland can't stop me from educating that simpleton.

Its alright bae, I'm signing outta this thread.

MbashrexBashir:
U see tonychristopher he said hes frm Ilorin but dd know d diff btw a State nd its capital. He mention offa nd mean while offa is town nd a local government Area not part of Ilorin.

Like you said tonychristopher he Rilwayne001 is a stranger

You don't know 'offa garag'; you don't know there are christians in Ilorin because you are living in bush when you ignorantly claim that Ilorin is 100% muslim. Who is the stranger here?

We are talking Ilorin here, not Kano or Kaduna.. Bastard

MbashrexBashir:
Aw can i chart wif some one hu is ashame of his localty. And for ur info you compare d numbers of muslim in ilorin with oyo. Shook my head nd smile at your foolishness u dnt even mention osun after oyo u went on nd type ogun.. D numbers of muslim in ogun State is not up to d ones in ilorin west were i hail from. Aw shldnt i question ur stupidity wen no governor of kwara is a christian except d ones hu are military administrator. But reverse is d case in oyo with akala osun with bisi Akande nd oyinlola olgunsoye ogun i dnt even tink de av a muslim gov in dat State. So pls y comparing us with dose ones..

barstard b free to mention ur Area if truely u r frm Ilorin nd u are not basterd...

MbashrexBashir:
I told you are a coward you cldnnt even mention ur Area like i mentioned mine its bkoz u r not part of us if truely u are from Ilorin y cant u mention ur Area so we knw weda u part of us or not.. Daft slowpoke.

MbashrexBashir:
[s]
Tonychristopher u ve ended d argument when you know he is a stranger... bHonestly yoruba is widely spoken in kwara State but if you ofered geography in Sec sch days you wld knw kwara is classiffied nd situated in d north central part of the country. Its even in d constitution. But i dnt y d yorubas like saying we are part of dem.. The chief city of dis State is were i hail frm nd no one we argue dat city is d most civilise amongst its kind. My dear tonychristopher am science student but i have a wide knowledge of history. [/s]

We in ilorin are muslims 100percent.

The state is dominated by 80 percent of muslim aw can you kall dats State a yoruba State.

We from kwara are not yoruba from lineage although little part like d igbonas are yorubas but de are minority..
Tank for understanding

May God punish you for this lie you are peddling here. Like MayorofLagos rightly opined: ' Yoruba is majority in Kwara,followed by Bariba, then followed by Nupe and lastly Hausa/Fulani.
All the towns in Kwara State bear Yoruba names except two...one is Bariba and other is Nupe. In fact Jebba, the Northernmost part of Kwara and directly on the bank of Niger is a Yoruba town ruled by an Oba.'

Dispute the above fact if you are truthful to yourself, bastârd