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Re: How To Politely Ask For Sex without sounding rude or funny by porrigeyam(m): 1:57am On Oct 12, 2015
Bae lemme put my rice inside your pot grin
Re: How To Politely Ask For Sex without sounding rude or funny by Mzdivacious(f): 3:17am On Oct 12, 2015
Jonathan2787:
oh dont flatter yourself i wrote b.it.ch and nairaland changed it to dam and btw i dont care about your opinion i just wanna get down with you since you know so much of bleeping
and u dont know anything abt fckingfigures. so sad too bad.

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Re: How To Politely Ask For Sex without sounding rude or funny by Nobody: 6:28am On Oct 12, 2015
Mzdivacious:
and u dont know anything abt fckingfigures. so sad too bad.
you are a pro and i will be honoured to fvck a pro and learn in the process
Re: How To Politely Ask For Sex without sounding rude or funny by suyamasta(m): 6:59am On Oct 12, 2015
1. There is a difference between asking for sex and begging for sex!
2. Theres nothing lame about asking a girl for sex (Its a honest expression)
3. By assuming she wants to get down is dangerous but if u ask u know whether she wants it too or not!
4.If u guys are sexually familiar then u can just initiate the process tru body language
5. If its ur first time with her, just politely tell her u wan sex! #Chikena

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Re: How To Politely Ask For Sex without sounding rude or funny by eightsin(m): 7:39am On Oct 12, 2015
wat-da-hell... make your move without much thoughts cos u will surely screw up if u hassle too long... she either agree or disagree... the world doesn't end there.
Re: How To Politely Ask For Sex without sounding rude or funny by Igemburg(m): 8:20am On Oct 12, 2015
Well, as for me, I dont have any problem geting a girl to fall for my act. Honouring my invitation to my house is a 50% chance. Then my sweet mouth and my looks kills it all. Also, my machine underneath will make her come back after shez been hard hitted grin grin
Re: How To Politely Ask For Sex without sounding rude or funny by Nobody: 9:01am On Oct 12, 2015
Igemburg:
Well, as for me, I dont have any problem geting a girl to fall for my act. Honouring my invitation to my house is a 50% chance. Then my sweet mouth and my looks kills it all. Also, my machine underneath will make her come back after shez been hard hitted grin grin
igemburg igemburg finest boi i trust you
Re: How To Politely Ask For Sex without sounding rude or funny by Igemburg(m): 9:30am On Oct 12, 2015
Jonathan2787:
igemburg igemburg finest boi i trust you
Naso bro no dull time at all
Re: How To Politely Ask For Sex without sounding rude or funny by tosyne2much(m): 9:43am On Oct 12, 2015
Niyiframes:
Feeling all u guys in here, tho I feel like pesin like me wey don marry no dey eligible to comment, cos I don't usually get to go thru any consultations like before.. But with all said above..we go keep learning naani... You never know know when desperate situations ma call for desperate measures... grin grin grin
Egbon, if u no want make ogun strike your joystick, no cheat on your wife oooo cheesy

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Re: How To Politely Ask For Sex without sounding rude or funny by Rotswag(m): 9:58am On Oct 12, 2015
Daninya11:
Never you ask a girl for sex.

Never you beg a girl for sex.

Never you act or sound desperate for sex.

If you do any of these, you have handed over the keys of the relationship to her and she will use it to control you..

A girl is not doing you any favor by having sex with you. They enjoy sex because of their nerve ending more than a guy.

You could cleverly insinuate sex via charts on social networks. For example, when she tells you it is time for her to hit the cover. Tell her not to dream of you cause you get girls pregnant in their dreams. Jokingly tell her that you don't have sex with just any girl until you are dead sure, you love her and want to commit to the relationship.. Drop sexual hint once awhile..

Years ago when I was still a coach in the game, I dated a fair pretty girl for like 6 month without acting like I am interested in having sex with her. She was dazed and confused. She started acting weird. One day she decided to know if I was impotent. Na she attack, I show am say me na sex god. After the show, it flowed natural.

Go for a kiss, don't be in a hurry to touch her boobs the 1st time. At the next show, go for her boobs, if she gives you go ahead, go for the kill. If she withdraws, try again. If she gree, free am.. One day she go fall yakata..

What do I even know.. Me na boy..

Drop my pen here..

Signed :Daninya11
. Na dis kind people FG nid giv federal appointment. Bros ur name supoz dey minister list jooorr! U badt gon!!

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Re: How To Politely Ask For Sex without sounding rude or funny by Rixy007(m): 1:13pm On Oct 12, 2015
Tell her u wan to lick her plate nd she should come for ur banana
Re: How To Politely Ask For Sex without sounding rude or funny by Mzdivacious(f): 2:56pm On Oct 12, 2015
Jonathan2787:
you are a pro and i will be honoured to fvck a pro and learn in the process
wait its been 2 days n ur still on thiskids everywhere...when i come online to chill n see mentions from fools like u.makes me a tad dumber.
sad for u tho u could never afford me.im more virtuous than ur future wife
now move on nd stop quoting me oponu ode
Re: How To Politely Ask For Sex without sounding rude or funny by Niyiframes(m): 2:57pm On Oct 12, 2015
tosyne2much:
Egbon, if u no want make ogun strike your joystick, no cheat on your wife oooo cheesy


tosyne2much grin grin grin hahahahaha paddy mi I'm just saying ni oo, nobody too old to learn something new u know... I've always been faithful to my wife since very long time ago tho... right from when I met her till now. grin grin ; grin but Ogun yen ti poju oo pady mi, help me edit am to something more lenient abeg. wink wink wink grin grin grin
Re: How To Politely Ask For Sex without sounding rude or funny by leCaptain(m): 2:58pm On Oct 12, 2015
Enegod:
Just Show up on her doorstep naked. This usually works pretty good for me. undecided
I swear you're a clown...lmao
Re: How To Politely Ask For Sex without sounding rude or funny by Niyiframes(m): 3:01pm On Oct 12, 2015
Mzdivacious:
wait its been 2 days n ur still on thiskids everywhere...when i come online to chill n see mentions from fools like u.makes me a tad dumber.
sad for u tho u could never afford me.im more virtuous than ur future wife
now move on nd stop quoting me oponu ode

Yeepa! Oro yen po gan oo maami, e j'ebure iya mi awo olugbebe. grin grin grin
Re: How To Politely Ask For Sex without sounding rude or funny by Niyiframes(m): 3:10pm On Oct 12, 2015
Enegod:
Just Show up on her doorstep naked. This usually works pretty good for me. undecided

And interestingly enough, her wicked mom or solja dad is the who shows up to open the door when you pressed the bell. wink wink wink
Re: How To Politely Ask For Sex without sounding rude or funny by Mzdivacious(f): 3:12pm On Oct 12, 2015
Niyiframes:


Yeepa! Oro yen po gan oo maami, e j'ebure iya mi awo olugbebe. grin grin grin
lmaooo grin alaye e fimile e je ki nbu.ori e o pe..been taking his quotes playfully since.him no wan get sense gringringrin

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Re: How To Politely Ask For Sex without sounding rude or funny by Rilwayne001: 3:14pm On Oct 12, 2015
predatorX:
buy a nice romantic blue film, not pornography ooo!! buy a nice alcoholic drink that is expensive and sweet, take her to Silverbed Cinemas and watch all the movies that they have till 10pm. make sure you have Joe's complete album in your house. make sure you have dim lights and a Powerful Air-conditioner.

when cold starts catching her and the booze has taken effect, play the blue film and music simultanoeusly, she wee start to shiver like "a dog that just baff" grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

Bad guy grin grin grin grin grin

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Re: How To Politely Ask For Sex without sounding rude or funny by Rilwayne001: 3:15pm On Oct 12, 2015
Missbronze, where ya at? I need your opinion on this wink
Re: How To Politely Ask For Sex without sounding rude or funny by Niyiframes(m): 3:35pm On Oct 12, 2015
predatorX:
buy a nice romantic blue film, not pornography ooo!! buy a nice alcoholic drink that is expensive and sweet, take her to Silverbed Cinemas and watch all the movies that they have till 10pm. make sure you have Joe's complete album in your house. make sure you have dim lights and a Powerful Air-conditioner.

when cold starts catching her and the booze has taken effect, play the blue film and music simultanoeusly, she wee start to shiver like "a dog that just baff" grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

Baba are u from Hollywood ni? All that stress cos u wan get down with her? I haf dye! As u talk so eh, person go need take leave for work for that day oo grin grin grin

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Re: How To Politely Ask For Sex without sounding rude or funny by NemzySeries(m): 4:23pm On Oct 12, 2015
walks into her nude. & say "shall we break d heavens open"?
Re: How To Politely Ask For Sex without sounding rude or funny by Nobody: 4:41pm On Oct 12, 2015
Daninya11:
Never you ask a girl for sex.

Never you beg a girl for sex.

Never you act or sound desperate for sex.

If you do any of these, you have handed over the keys of the relationship to her and she will use it to control you..

A girl is not doing you any favor by having sex with you. They enjoy sex because of their nerve ending more than a guy.

You could cleverly insinuate sex via charts on social networks. For example, when she tells you it is time for her to hit the cover. Tell her not to dream of you cause you get girls pregnant in their dreams. Jokingly tell her that you don't have sex with just any girl until you are dead sure, you love her and want to commit to the relationship.. Drop sexual hint once awhile..

Years ago when I was still a coach in the game, I dated a fair pretty girl for like 6 month without acting like I am interested in having sex with her. She was dazed and confused. She started acting weird. One day she decided to know if I was impotent. Na she attack, I show am say me na sex god. After the show, it flowed natural.

Go for a kiss, don't be in a hurry to touch her boobs the 1st time. At the next show, go for her boobs, if she gives you go ahead, go for the kill. If she withdraws, try again. If she gree, free am.. One day she go fall yakata..

What do I even know.. Me na boy..

Drop my pen here..

Signed :Daninya11
Hah So DanIya na u dey teach guys how to fornicate?
I will tell your Yarinya wink
Re: How To Politely Ask For Sex without sounding rude or funny by Enegod(m): 4:51pm On Oct 12, 2015
Niyiframes:


And interestingly enough, her wicked mom or solja dad is the who shows up to open the door when you pressed the bell. wink wink wink
then You are screwed!!! grin
Re: How To Politely Ask For Sex without sounding rude or funny by Niyiframes(m): 4:56pm On Oct 12, 2015
Enegod:
then You are screwed!!! grin
100% screeeewed Lol.

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Re: How To Politely Ask For Sex without sounding rude or funny by LasoulMacuby(m): 5:24pm On Oct 12, 2015
I remember using Chris De Burgh songs to slam so many Azzes
Re: How To Politely Ask For Sex without sounding rude or funny by glloomy(m): 5:51pm On Oct 12, 2015
Listen my friend sex is not a joke first part is to make a gal comfortable with you let her trust you let her develop her feelings for you let her fall 4u how is this possible with your behaviour and your real love, Sex is equally important as it builds and boosts a relationship to another stage, But make her comfortable you will yourself understand whether she is convinced or not u dont have to ask it will happen still if you want to ask dont ask directly just praise her about her hairs, lips smile dont praise her private body parts as this can misguide her, slowly steadily things will turn in your favour ask for a small kiss first if she agrees slowly go ahead but not forcefully keep her happy u will ultimately win her love be like a man win her trust sex is enjoyable more wen a gal is mad in love with u and she trust u than sex is passionate try this out its a slow process but surely will lead to success and dont rush give some time tc godbless

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Re: How To Politely Ask For Sex without sounding rude or funny by tuk2ato(m): 7:10pm On Oct 12, 2015
This sounds like someone i know undecided.
petux:
Bae i want to browse your internet
Re: How To Politely Ask For Sex without sounding rude or funny by tuk2ato(m): 7:18pm On Oct 12, 2015
Be easy on the guy now, better to learn than to suffer in silence. NL is a platform for everyone to learn.
Mzdivacious:
if u have to ask for sex then ur game obviously isnt tight enough.if u have to ask for tips from nl,ur game is as slack as a hoe s pussi..we all know its not really ur frd that needs tips.its u.cos if u knew d moves ud tell ur frd as a confam guy not come to ask on nl..its cool bro.the young will grow grin
Re: How To Politely Ask For Sex without sounding rude or funny by tuk2ato(m): 7:46pm On Oct 12, 2015
Why did you let the kitty out of the bag, the nigga confided in you undecided
Kingsley1000:
you're right....perhaps op is a virgin

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Re: How To Politely Ask For Sex without sounding rude or funny by Mzdivacious(f): 10:01pm On Oct 12, 2015
tuk2ato:
Be easy on the guy now, better to learn than to suffer in silence. NL is a platform for everyone to learn.
ok dear..i didnt mean it as an insult like that to him tho oo
Re: How To Politely Ask For Sex without sounding rude or funny by Yungwealth(m): 10:25pm On Oct 12, 2015
Shoro niyen ?
ShutTheFhuckUp:
simply say,
"Come le†s fuçk ourselvs" simple...
Re: How To Politely Ask For Sex without sounding rude or funny by tharaomo(f): 10:27pm On Oct 12, 2015
Enegod:
Just Show up on her doorstep naked. This usually works pretty good for me. undecided
u came from ur house naked bah ? cheesy
Enegod:
Just Show up on her doorstep naked. This usually works pretty good for me. undecided
u came from ur house naked bah ?

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