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Mogidi:
Baba has seen the writing on the wall, by April he'll be writing a different book: My Love for the Jonathans (2nd Edition by Olusegun Obasanjo)

He's probably been told GEJ is set to sweep the SW.

MUMU

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Apes are the nearest relatives of man with one great ape, the chimpanzee, sharing about 99% of its DNA with man. Even their social behavior and interactions with other apes bear a striking resemblance with humans. Apes are classed as old world anthropoid mammals belonging to the super-family Hominoidea. Apes are very intelligent creatures, second only to man. Earlier it was believed that using tools was only a human ability. However, with the documentation of apes in the wild in which chimpanzees were seen fishing for ants with twigs, there has been more respect for their intelligence. This is because using tools require higher intelligence. There has been huge amount of research on apes and it has been found that they can hunt with spears and communicate through sign language. They are so skillful that even in captivity they have been observed to outperform college students in basic memory tests. All these makes apes the true kin of man. If you want to know some interesting and amazing information on apes, then continue reading the article further.

Fast Facts
Scientific Name: Hominoidea
Type : Primates
Kingdom: Animalia
Phylum: Chordata
Class: Mammalia
Subclass: Theria
Infraclass: Eutheria
Order: Primates
Suborder: Haplorrhini
Infraorder: Simiiformes
Parvorder: Catarrhini
Origin : Africa and South East Asia
Diet : Mainly herbivorous, but some species also feed on meat
Size : 74 cm to 1.65 meters
Weight : 10 kg to 275 kg
Lifespan : 30 yrs to 50 yrs
Habitat : Rainforests and grasslands
Number Of Offspring: Typically one

Interesting And Fun Facts About Apes

1) There are four different types of apes: gorilla, chimpanzee,gibbons, which are found in Africa, and orangutan, which is found in Indonesia.

2) Apes are classified into two types: the great apes or anthropoid apes and the lesser apes or hylobatinaie apes. The gorilla, chimpanzee and orangutan are classed as great apes while the gibbons are classed as lesser ape.

3) Unlike monkeys, apes do not have any tail. They are also more intelligent than monkeys as their brain is larger and more developed. So, they can learn as well as pass information with other apes. They are considered to be one of the most intelligent animals on earth.


4) Among all the apes, chimpanzees are the most intelligent and they can be taught to do several tasks that human beings can do. They can even taught to communicate.

5) Both the hands and feet of apes are prehensile and so they can grasp things with both. Apes also have complicated fingerprints and flat nails like humans. Their arms are longer than their legs and while walking they use their knuckles.

6) Their gestures and facial expressions are very similar to humans, but they may have different meanings. Since they have different vocal cords, apes cannot speak. However, in captivity all the four types of apes have been able to learn sign language, which was taught by researchers.

7) The skeletal structure of apes is similar to humans. However, unlike humans, their structure is designed to walk on all fours. Their organs and muscles are also quite similar to humans.

Their eyes are highly developed and they have stereoscopic color vision. They rely more on their excellent vision than on smell.

9) Other than the gorilla, all the apes are very skilled in climbing trees. The gorilla is the largest ape standing about six feet tall and weighing around 275 kg. The smallest ape is the gibbon, which has a height of only three feet and weighs around 10 kg.

10) All the four apes live in different social structures. The gorillas live in small groups with a single adult male as leader, the chimpanzees live in large groups, and orangutans are solitary and the gibbons monogamous, territorial pair bonders.

11) In various mythologies, apes are said to be the result of a curse. According to a Jewish folklore, one of the races that built the Tower of Babel became apes as punishment. In Islamic lore, it is said that the Jews of Eilat were punished to become apes for fishing on Sabbath. Also, a Christian lore claims that apes were a symbol of lust and greed and were created by Satan in response to God’s creation of humans.

12) Orangutans live exclusively in trees and use their long arms to swing from branches. It is the only great ape that is arboreal. They also make a nest with leaves to sleep in.Orangutans make a new nest every evening.

13) Chimpanzees are approximately eight times stronger than the average human. Biologically, chimpanzees are more closely related to humans than they are to gorillas.

14) Orangutans have been observed making simple tools to scratch themselves. They also use leafy branches to shelter themselves from rain and sun, and sometimes even drape large leaves over themselves like a poncho.

http://www.interestingfunfacts.com/facts-about-ape.html

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Mogidi:
Bros they would chop Buhari die but still vote GEJ.

Sit down dere , those lagosians did'nt only chop jonathan, dem drink am sef.

Come FEbuhari, you will follow jonaTAN to Otuoke

Macelliot:
I don't know what to say.....
PDP is dwindling day by day....
I'm feeling discouraged about PDP.

They are not only dwindling my bros, their government is directly affecting us one in way or the other, especially me. Thats why you see people clamouring for CHANGE in every part of the country.

Vote wisely, 4 years is not 4days...

Boko haram are killing our brothers in the northwest everyday, just yesterday we had rumours that around 2000 were killed http://m.aljazeera.com/se/201511004229409787 and the government after budgeting for arms and ammunitions for Nigerian forces took another $1,000,000,000 loan to enforce. but are we really seeing the impact of all these money? No. BH waxing stronger and stronger everyday.

how about the fuel subsidy scam? the chibok girls nko? the immigration scam nko? on and on like that. Do you really think we can endure anothwr 4years of all these? to me its a NO, i don't know of you, i can only implore you to vote wisely

Mogidi:
They came to see the clown who said he would stabilize world oil prices.

Mumu

Same way lagosians went to see the fo0lish drunkard who belongs to the zoo.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_IAv81qMAo

Macelliot:
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Bros, are you in for change?

paragwua:
i cant believe it.. But i am here seeing it... People came out in mass to see the peoples general,standing in the sun alone can show how enthusiastic they are... Still waiting for the general to come.. People really want to hear from him... Chai i dont even know who to vote again... Who can save our nation ... Live and reall in anambra now

Buhari

CHANGE

Change is coming

Now these yeye people don throw another lie again.

OREMUSSANCTUS:
dem be ya broda no dhe deny dem, dem dhe shoot and shoutin allah akhubar #bomb#

Not everyone that say Allahu akbar are muslims, same way not every that call the name of jesus are christian, gerrit

Now to your cage

OREMUSSANCTUS:
lol see wad ya brodas re doing in france, rilwan is it fair?

They are not my brothers

Dey kill innocent people. Islam is demonic, lol sowie I know ya from a polygamous home, am proud am a christian an am not from a polygamous home.

I'm not from polygamous home.

Now please go back to your cage.

OREMUSSANCTUS:
allah akhuba #bomb#, I wonder if dem go update koran allah go say make dem add bomb blast, datz y I don't want dem to update am lol

May God punish the person that open your cage hehehe

JesusisLord85:
That is my God. The Most High God. The Holy one of Israel. The God of my fathers.

The christians may try to dress him up as effeminate. But you better recognise he is a man of war. And you better get ready because in the latter times, this is how we shall spoil the nations.

And when Yashua returns, he is coming with a sword. Repent

Your head dey there jare

Ifeann:
How many times will I tell u I detest gej .. his government has made tonnes of mistakes.

Okay so you agreed that he is a failure, but you woud'nt vote for another person because the other alternative is a person you loathe because of his religion? this your christian mind ehn, e no get part two. lolz

. that doesn't make buhari good.

Can you tell us one bad thing about him?

It is obvious that you only hate him because of his religion despite having a staunch christian as his vice.

I critize both of them. Ur Muslim mind always thinks it is gej ("christain" ) vs buhari (Muslim) .

No no no no.

Even though i did'nt vote in 2011 because of my age then, i believe back then that Gej is capable of ruling Nigeria to the pinnacle of success especially after watching his shoeless advert , but the greatest shock started when petrol price was raized from #65 to #97.. before all those issues i listed for you to explain info about them to us.

Or maybe you are not in Nigeria all these while to validate all that i listed.?..

You are no better than the pope, are you? even the pope does'nt hate muslims the way you do..ihan

satelliteDISH:
My papa, we r hungry for change since 6yrs ago. pls help us to clean up the mess those pee dee pee touts in govt ve caused. if possible sent some, especially the clueless ones to kiri kiri.

You are on point my kind sire

makhez019:
ve a close muslim frnd, a female, she once wished she can marry a christian. All becos she dose not believe in a situation whereby shez gonna share her man wif anoda woman. I told her how come, she said her religion gave room for men to commit adultery and also to flirt since muhammed did it as instructed by dem vampire sucking demon allah. She was so pained, dat she kant imagine herself sharing her man, I felt for her buh just becos of her religion she wants to sacrifice her hapiness. Wad religion will make a god dey call merciful make female folks to be unhappy all dem lives. Look d case of kano poison child, dat was forced to marry an old guy, all becos d koran said muhammed raped a grl dose not mean it is rite. Koran nids to be re writen again, cos like dis koran was written upside down. Dey follow d writings of d law while d sprit of d law is being neglected. Wish muhammed never existed d world wld ve bin peaceful, no war today its ISIL boko haram al quaeda al shabaab, hamas muslim brodahood taliban nasfat ansa ur deen, al quareeb all na muslim and dey also kill demselves. Allah blood bank don full yet he dhe find blood glut lol shay d god allah na opec member?

And another mor.on will quote this post and say bingo

Make i just sit down for dis corner dey watch their drama....hehehhehehe

^^^ hehehe this lady knows nothing about GEJ i guess.

Can you help him provide informations to the following issues:

1. The Chibok Girls.
2. NNPC Scam.
3. Police pension fund.
4. Missing 20Billion.
5. $9million Arms deal.
6. Bomb Blasts.
7. Immigration job scam.
8. Petroleum pump price.
9. Devaluation of Naira.
10. Oil theft.
11. Power outage.
12. Selling of Nepa.
13. Selling of Refineries.
14. Skyrocketed Nepa Bills.
15. ASUU & poly Strike.
16. Doctors Strike.
17. National Assembly tragedy.
18. Stella's Oduah Aviation Scam
20. Subsidy Removal

GEJ bottom.Licker

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