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foxxynik:
Amongst every other thing, a guy could dump a girl simply becoz she's not a good cook!!!
A friend of mine, a banker, dumped a girl coz she cooks watery soups!
and she wasn't ready to make a change on her recipes..

Every mother will always react to show that their son has been over used by his gf...
From what she posted... If the gf had helped in the cooking.... That would've been a different story!

The mother asked who she was to him first before she displayed that exigency of cry for her son.

yhermmie:
lolzzzz,seriously i'm not saying a guy shouldn't help a lady in cooking. But that doesn't mean d lady should make it his priority. As for me, i can cook for him whether he is my bf or not. That doesn't mean u should take me for granted. But what's d big deal in cooking? Abeg oo..

yhermmie:
But guy, y are u always after me?

yhermmie:
This is what a typical nigerian mum will say/do. U get it?

MUM: U must be joking! Ur gf and u were busy
cooking for her while she was relaxing on ur bed!

Kunle, u've not seen a wife,

she's a real ashawo

who wants just ur money.

foxxynik:
That dumping proceeds the moment she refuses to show off her womanly idiosyncrasy as a girl...

yhermmie:
MUM: [s] U must be joking! Ur gf and u were busy cooking for her while she was relaxing on ur bed! Kunle, u've not seen a wife, she's a real ashawo who wants just ur money. Ha! Mo gbe, my son has been charmed.... [/s]

yhermmie:
It's just like when a guy is cooking and d lady is relaxing on his bed then d guy's mum visits.
GF: Good afternoon ma
MUM: Good afternoon my daughter. Pls,where is Kunle?
GF: He's in the kitchen cooking ma,let me go get him for you.
KUNLE: Mum,good afternoon,u didnt tell me u were coming.
MUM: Yes jare, just came to give u a suprise visit and by d way,what were u doing? Look at d way u re sweating.
KUNLE: I was cooking in d kitchen
MUM: Really? Who is she to u? (points to gf)
KUNLE: Ha, mum, she's my gf
MUM: Ur gf?!
KUNLE: Yes mum
MUM: U must be joking! Ur gf and u were busy cooking for her while she was relaxing on ur bed! Kunle, u've not seen a wife, she's a real ashawo who wants just ur money. Ha! Mo gbe, my son has been charmed....

cannonnier:


Assalam'alaikum
To the authorities here(Maclatunji) I've nominate this thread to grace the FP tomorrow.

Please do the needfull.

Ma'assalam.

lanrexlan:
Illegal space booking.

malvisguy212:
two muslims are confusing them self,

i created a thread "the lying deity" uptil today no reply,allah did not empower jesus to perform miracle.

Dolcilicious:
I think flawless and vickyyB shud join in the contest!

MarthaK:
sure thing

yazach:
Am 1000000000% sure he has never killed any one in his life

But in the bible, it says: Kill the Entire Town if One Person Worships Another God(Deuteronomy 13:13-19 NLT).
So the question is yours. How many town have you and your armed leader(Orisjefo) have killed in the north

sbaks:
. Whoever refers to his brother, and says YOu FOOL..... Are you my brother FOOL

sbaks:
u see your disgusting life?? How many people have you killed?? And you think you have sense?? Hehehehehehhehehe lol. So YOU think you have sense?? Anybody who believes that when he kills some one he will have to himself 100 virgins with big breasts and tight womanliness is obviously a "GREAT FOOL" abi no be sooooooooo?? hahahahahahahahahahahaahahahhahahahaahhaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaa FOOL!!!!!!!

Chuksemi:
And the confusion begins. Rant, rant, rant. Who Do I Vote For?

sbaks:
Go and read the Bible very well. The Bible doesn't recognise any of the other children apart from isaac hence, the right to call isaac the "ONLY BEGOTTEN SON". My dear, go and read and stop creating nuissance. You know this thing, but you just want to create confusion, like your master (satan) did in heaven abi? Na d same bus carry una dama abi no be so??

sbaks:
you are not ok abi? Don't ask me useless questions!! I didn't quote you, why are you quoting me?? Mind your bizness please, i wasn't talking to you oo. Any thing you wish me, back to your head in JESUS Name. AMeN

Pr0ton:
You must be joking

Neldrizzy:
pls what is MarthaK ?? Is that the new formula for finding kinetic energy?? Or for finding anything that have weight and can occupy space ?? Pls enlighten me ..... .....

#team Jennimma

sbaks:
Imagine an irrelevant question! You claim to read the Bible, YET you don't know that isaac was the only child of promise as ishmael (your ancestor if i'm not mistaken) was a bastard abi? The rest of the children, were not really bastards like ishmael, but were NOT children of "promise" like isaac, hence only child i.e only "CHILD OF PROMISE". Now stop asking irrelevant questions and go to your islamic section (IS right??)

Pr0ton:
in an "inspired holy" book

Pr0ton:
How do you deal with this verse then,

By faith Abraham, when he was tested, offered up Isaac, and he who had received the promise was ready to offer his only son RSV Heb 11:17

Pr0ton:
How many sons did Abraham have?

Neldrizzy:
see bribe,.... I no like apple i like water melon

KingTom:
I believe in you. Vote nabsprada for Miss Nairaland 2014

Pr0ton:
Bro answer the question

zyzxx:
pls bro is d 10m real?

MizMyColi:


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