₦airaland Forum

Meerahbel:
The safest, lawful move is immediate emergency call → full cooperation with police → lawyer present → allow medical investigation.

That way, you demonstrate you had no malicious intent, and all legal/medical records support your innocence.

Drinking cocosamba, de general bitters mixed with viagra can count as malicious intent oh! You intended to murder to murder yourself or someone's daughter.

Install cameras in the house. After the visit, if she survives the pounding, you delete the videos. If however, you or her don't come out alive, there will be video evidence to exonerate the other.

In cities that are largely unplanned with no strict land laws or lands are considered ancestral and passed down the family, this will be the norm. You cannot try it in larger cities like Abuja.

Land is only leased for up to 99 years after which it returns to the FG so you cannot possible bury your dead relatives or yourself there and that is why they have designated burial grounds however in my home town, I have 3 uncles an aunt and my grand dad buried around the house...and my grand mum buried in her bedroom.

SSpeter:
there is, that's why the bank will let you rant till tomorrow. This is because they have evidence of collusion between the customer and the rogue banker

But you know banks will always shy away from responsibility. You may have a point cos he was still receiving interest after the money was moved from his account. Lets watch and see

dfrost:
Bros, DDoS doesn't need sophistication. Just keep hitting the site with request so others can not access it.

These things are not that hard. He never said hack.

Attack doesn't mean hack.

That time that they used for hitting the site with requests, they should use it to improve their services!

NIMCs mandate is identity management and not busying themselves with shutting down a website so that the public cannot read about news they deem embarrassing!

SSpeter:
yes customers do have special relationships with their individual bankers, they enjoy it until things go bad and then they claim ignorance. , for example your relationship manager can tell you that there is a business deal that will give you better returns instead of your FD with the bank, then you will begin to enjoy high returns until the deal crashes and then you blame the bank

The point is, can the relationship manager move the money out without your written instruction or cheque? If the bank can show this, then the customer has no grounds to complain but im not aware of banks running on verbal instructions oo!

Kemi is a windbag!

First she uses her Nigerian identity to win a seat, then she denies the same Nigerians who supported her to get praises from her masters. Now she wants to whip up racial sentiments so she gets the pity votes

Kemi is a manipulator, when she is done clowning, she should just come back. We will forgive her and she can be given local government chairman in her state.

Pray not to have any issues with the money in your account. Nigerian banks DO NOT have your interest in mind!

How can a bank say a customer had a personal relationship with his account officer and therefore has the right to have his money stolen!

Is there a withdrawal instruction or a cheque from the customer to the bank? If none then the bank is 100% liable for the money! You cannot use mouth to tell an account officer to move funds; it is not possible!

First bank no try on this one

This is dangerlus!

These days, you need to check health certificate when you invite your partner over for mekwe.

The worst thing that can happen to you IN NIGERIA is to wake up beside the body of someone who slept over.

Here, you are presumed guilty before any investigation even starts. No forensics at the scene to even determine whether the death was natural or otherwise. They may even pack landlord join in the matter!

Ladies and gentlemen, it is called making love not war! You see all that herbal things you take..you will either kill the woman or kill yourself. Do the one you can do and leave the rest for her side boo!

Cheers

agulion:
Congratulations to him, meanwhile we Yoruba Muslims will be supporting Seyi Tinubu as the next governor of Lagos state insha'Allah, Tinubu built Lagos, Seyi will beautify it

Of course! And after Seyi Tinubu, Lagos State will be passed to Amira Titilayo Tinubu! How can a man slave and labour his whole life to build an entire state from scratch just to hand it over to strangers and non-entities!

This will not happen! We must protect the golden egg ...

What makes a hospital a hospital. What i see here is a building which could be anything, a warehouse, a museum, a prison or even a market!

What makes it a hospital are doctors, nurses, ambulances, medical equipment ...and in all these pictures I cannot see any of that.

Design wise..whose idea was this? The stairs case is steep, how do you want to elderly to climb. No ramps for those with wheel chairs. Hopefully, there are hidden elevators for pregnant women to get up there.

When creating solutions, don't create new problems

Na this kind talk them dey use deceive people.

If this is the case, then why do the men of god collect billions of naira. Shebi they have God already but one told 10 people to bring 1 billion.

If you like, no hustle make money...even man of god dey respect who dey give them big money

Abeg, how many billion do we have in the foreign reserves again?

Police and thief...no difference.

Nothing more to say

See as they have turned Eagle into guinea fowl!

Thas is what you get when you allow people like Yahaya Bello to go free with videos of him directing house of assembly members to approve everything that comes from the Olodo Ododo, when you ignore Matawalle is a serving minister with a court ruling that he had 40 stolen cars...

But now chasing political opponents! Fowls

I think the issue is not driving a benz, it is how you look while driving a benz!

Unfortunately, it is bad enough that the security agencies and road traffic agencies target benz drivers but it gets worse when the driver is a young guy. Even worse, when the guy had dreads or some fancy hair style..it gets "werser" when he is dressed in sagging pants with a man bag strapped across the chest.

Don't stop driving the benz, just make sure you have nothing on you that can put you in trouble

Like Femi Adeshina, Like Lere Olayinka and Femi Fani-Kayode and Bayo Onanuga and Dada Olusegun

Seems there is a place to go if you need attack bingos.

NIMC doesnt have the technical know-how to carry out this attack!

NIMC that could not even safeguard our data. NiMC that grounded sim registrations for weeks of not months due to downtime from their end!

If they are the culprits then it says a lot about the priorities of our agencies! Rather than focus on doing things for the benefit of the people, they deploy their resources to cover up the rot!

...its all optics!

In Abuja, bus terminals built are empty but this is nothing compared to hospitals!

You play politics with social services but want to grab taxes! What do you want tonuse the taxes for if not to fill your pockets.

Of course! Trust our landlords! They will add on
the premium to the rent rather than pay from their pockets. Make no mistake...this policy is for them to steal. Do you know how much money will enter the hands of the insurance companies. You see what happened to NHIS money...it will happen to home insurance money
Shylocks

Normally, you should be in jail but you are here today talking nonsense.

Lock down to solve insecurity.

Idiots in the corridors of power

Paying tax is a civic duty..correct

Providing an enabling environment for businesses to flourish and be profitable is a duty too of the government!

Bayo, in everything you wrote, you didnt answer the question; was Nigeria's booth left unattended or not?

Many other countries came to explore meetings and opportunities including having people at their booth.

E reach our tunr, we went to miniso to spend estacode

Smart guy. When the tax man comes for him, he will show them the roads and say he spent all his profits on it and even took loan..no tax bill

Meanwhile loud mouth Peller will pay the 36m

The type of compound many people are living in while standing on a mandate!

SavageResponse:
Na wetin concern Bruce Banner for this matter or are you a reincarnation of The Incredible Hulk?

Thats what our agencies turn to when it comes to flexing their authority. Small thing ..ban!

Ban crypto, Ban tint, Ban phones on flights, Ban this Ban that

Lets watch a thief work out and dance!

They want to tax your income and then tax every other thing you use your already taxed income to buy!

Income tax, then tax transfers you make even to your alternate accounts. Then tax what you consume, then they planned to tax your calls.

Then they take all these taxes and pay themselves higher wages, longer convoys, execute ridiculous contracts which they get kick backs from neglecting public infrastructure like roads, schools, hospitals , electricity, water
Then you use your taxed income to repair your cars from the damage caused by the bad roads or buy a car (which they are heavily taxing) because there is no reliable public transport system in place, send your kids to private schools cos the public ones are useless, go to private hospitals and generate your own electricity and water and employ security guards cos the police are not policing due to poor funding

We will widen the tax net! Promises kept

Racoon:
Normally, the instruction is to always turn off phones according to ICAO standard. However, some flying passengers are often obstinate to this safety instruction. I strictly observed same when I flew from Abuja to Lagos

The standard is for phones to be turned off during take off or landing. Question is why do airlines provide WiFi services if mobile phone usage is not safe? In Nigeria, we included even during the flight which makes no sense at all!

Those saying cant people do without their phones or electronic devices don't realise the work some people can achieve in that time. Nervous flyers also need something to take their attention of the flight and focus it on something.

We love draconian laws...that is how out solution to the bombing attacks in Abuja that year was to ban power bikes and the solution to one chance was to ban tint permits!

Bruce Banner

A man throws shit in the fan, the shirt splatters everywhere in the room.

The man starts trying to clean the shit and wants praise for it.

You threw it in the fan in the first place for your self-serving interest. The masses didnt even want you to be the one to clean it up but you said you must be the one and then you start blaming the mess on someone else

Front runner based on what?

Building a warehouse which you called an airport? Or shoddy flyovers? Or naming every public building after yourself or your mother?

You do not fall in the top 5 politicians from the SE!

Charles Soludo wants to be president.

An igbo presidency before his tenure ends as governor or even before he is ready to contest would mean he may never get a chance till the next 32 years which will rule him out so what does a typical SE politician do. They ruin the chance of any other contestant.

Who recalls when the Igbos were given the number 3 seat? Rather than back their kinsman, they began impeachment themselves so that the position will go round all of them in the senate at the time.

Charles, don't be a bitter leaf!