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Your hypothalamus which is the body's thermostat is not functioning properly so when you miss a bath, you miss cooling your body which then leads to you having a fever.

- believe this comment at your own risk

Na lie!

Lagos state is a mega city with highest IGR and the most developed city in the world built by the one who tamed the Atlantic.!

This is a smear campaign against the only developed state in Nigeria

Small yansh dey shake

Ode say na there is a new "cheriff" in town.

This is the best a party presented as its candidate

Na statistics we go chop but we use statistics to lie and make the economy look bigger than it is

We lie with statistics to make unemployment rate lower than it is

If you like, make them whine your nipple with statistics

We need to redu e the number of states in Nigeria! If you like divide Nigeria into 774 states, make each Local Government a state, our issue is corrupt leaders! With each new state created, you create one new governor, 12 to 15 commissioners, probably 1000 aides, a new state civil service, 3 senators and God knows how many reps, a state assembly and all...there is no net benefit, just more parasites!

Na so Dipo Awojide CV writer said PMB will make foreigners to start rushing for Nigerian visas. Under PMB, there was the largest number of Nigerians leaving the country.

No let these propaganda pushers whine you o

Please carry out the castration without anaesthesia

Massa...look at me! I am selling out my people! Make me prime minister and I will make sure i stop my people from coming into our country!

Whats the name of that other youtube boy who did the same thing she is doing??

She lied though by saying as a woman, she cannot pass on her Nigerian citizenship.

Did you really win sir? Maybe you could reword it and say that if you allowed INEC to conduct a fair election, Nigeria would not experience your leadership...or lack of.

Enjoy your tenure and go but know that no matter how much you hype yourself and your achievements..or lack of, we know how well you performed

They were spending such money on him yet some of his supporters here cannot feed their families. Zombies

Which one is "near sex" experience?

Abi you were begging and she let you put the tip

This is the olodo Adams foisted on the people of Edo state in his bid to be a godfather!

At least put someone with some sense but no, he puts perhaps one of the most illiterate politician In Edo state .

If them like, make them whine you say na only cloth him dey sew.

Congrats

Jagabandits will not utter a word cos his name isnt Obi!

Let a man called Obi just carry his tray of food himself and they'll come out wailing like banshees

AntiChristian:
Masturbation is forbidden!

That's why we need more wives for the service!

Ejaculation may come from other than sex and with your spouse!

Forbidden by ?

Ribadu was the last EFCC chairman!

Everyone else after him are lapdogs you see this Pastor ... he is just clueless.

Apart from spray money and yahoo boys, nothing concern am with financial crimes

AntiChristian:
Prostrate Shaa!

May Allah prevent us from am o!

Aamin.

I hear say having sex about 21 times a month reduces the risk of prostate!

You just need to ejaculate 21 times. Please dont stress our women...sometimes just use baby oil

If only photographs could improve the country, Nigeria would have been a superpower!

We elected a president and not a supermodel but una think say na to deybpoat over saturated photographs of the president boarding jet and traveling everywhere and yet after 8 years, we were worse off!

Bayo...rest with your camera. Thank you

Gambari, enough of the eulogies! No doubt, he can be all the things you say he is as a person but he was a very incompetent leader!

He fought to be president from 2003 to 2015, eventually was given a chance and fumbled badly!

Governors dey call themselves governors, illiterate sef dey talk! Figurehead

Please use your full chest and protest! You do not have to give any reason why the name shouldn't be changed! If UNILAG is too good to be renamed after MKO then why should UNIMAID be renamed?

I graduated from Muhammadu Buhari University (MUBU). Im a Mubuite!

Unfortunately, these are the lies the advisers feed the president with to deceive him!

None of these initiatives have reduced the suffering! The CNG has not driven down cost of transportation; rather the gains are pocketed by the transport operators. A trip to the airport in Abuja was about 4,000 naira in 2023, today youll pay nearly 20k. Why? How many conversion centres still exist?

Stop deceiving the president

Which states in Nigeria are dragging us behind? What states in Nigeria have the highest number. When we know these, then we can task the Governors and Local Government Chairmen to do more.

In Nigeria, the can arrest an electronic iron for electrocuting and killing the person using it.

I wonder where we learnt our version of policing. A man and women meet for consensual entanglement, the man passes in active service and next thing we read is that the woman is detained. We would understand if she is a suspect and questioned pending the outcome of autopsy reports to show the actual cause of death but our police will detain the person as if there is murder by kpekus!

One day the University of Lagos will become Bola Ahmed Tinubu University...the day is coming. Remember when GEJ renamed it after a hero MKO Abiola and they rejected it...this time it will be renamed after a ..... (no be me go write wetin e be) and you all will accept it

So by this report, can we conclude that his administration was a failure? Can we by extension say the APC failed? Would we be wrong to say his supporters are all failures?

Not enough...we should name the country after him. As the best President we ever had who took us to economic prosperity. We should even name the National Carrier after him, whenever we can manage to have one.
Then we name every single street after him, we just add numbers at the end.

Shey you no go rest ?

An individual calls out a business for fraud, rather than investigate the allegations they arrest the individual goes defamation. Tomorrow, when investors lose their money, theyll blame the investors .

The Police are just thieves in uniform