₦airaland Forum

I want to ask, if Buhari should win Jonathan,
will
Buhari's wife make Nigerians laugh and forget
their
sorrows like first lady Dame Patience does?
This woman
has increased the life span of an average
Nigerian.
Examples of her "award winning speeches"
include:
1- * Nigeria is a great CONTINENT.
2- * My husband and Sambo IS good people.
3- * I rather KILL myself than commit
SUICIDE.
4- * My fellow widows.
5- * I travelled to abroad to rest in peace.
6- * My husband is the best couple on earth.
7- * The doctors are responding to treatment.
8- * For those who said I speech bad English,
I left them
for God.
9- * Ojukwu is dead, but his Manhood still
lives on.
10- * Na only you waka come?
11- * Chai ! Chai !! Chai !!! This blood we are
"sharing"
12- * diaris God o...
13- * on behave of N2million I donate my
family.
14- *To all those who think Goodluck
Jonathan has
failed, I have a question for you. When a child
fails an
exam, isn't the child supposed to be repeated?
Please support and honour Nigeria first lady
by sharing
this with all your contacts
Don't laugh alone. Let us vote Buhari out
because His
wife can't make us laugh like first lady Dame
Patience
Chei ! Chei !! Chei !!! Dis message "we are
reading"
"diaris god o"

1. The anger of a penis doesn't destroy the
vagina. (Zimbabwe)
2. There is no virgin in a maternity ward.
(Cameroon)
3. A child can play with it's mother's breasts
but not with the father's testicles. (Ghana)
4. The man who marries a beautiful woman
and the farmer who grows corns by the road
side have the same problem. (Ghana)
5. When you see a woman sitting with her
legs open, never tell her to close them,
because you do not know her source of fresh
air. (Ethiopia)
6. He who says that nothing lasts forever has
never tried Hausa perfume. (Nigeria)
7. The only woman who knows where her man
is every night is a widow. [Togo]
8. An erected penis has no conscience.
(Uganda)
9. If you go to sleep with an itching anus, you
are sure to wake up with a smelling fingers.
(Kenya)
10. The day a mosquito lands on your
testicles is the day you will know there is a
better way of resolving issues without using
violence.

Vote All You Want -- The Shadow
Government Won't Change ... we need a neutral party to take over. PDP n APC leaders smh

now listening to Run town ; The latest.

I hope its free Mr dibu

Chevrolet of course

Gej ko? Keg ni.
abeg na 5litres i wan buy

After you.

sanyaoluganiu1@gmail.com

Hon Patrick Obahiagbon; said I should tell you that your girl friend is suffering from Genophobia : the fear of having sex or she's sorceress gingerlyciously romantic... tell her to be scrupulous with you.

MAY GOD HELP US

CHAI....THERE IS GOD OH

2015 ON MY MIND....... MAY ALLAH SAVE US.

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Club master...13BK carry me go hong kong
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13..41
29..40
72..42


G..C..Sunshine..13bk
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13..3
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Standby for today 20..13..16

In God I trust.

VAG
66.17.61BK.19.21.75

21.66

21.17

pls play.

Vag 61bk

Jeffy1206: maybe there was an error when downloading it... i suggest u download another one from a different site.

abeg gime correct link pls.

I downloaded BBM 1.0.0.70 on my android phone but while I was
trying to install it, it gives me this parse
ERROR( There is a problem parsing this
parishes). What do I do to make it work on
my phone? Please note that I run android
4.2.2 on my device

That fynestboi na 4.1.9 naw

Fynestboi: devil work chaii

abi na your work, u sha wan win dis new page abi ?

Abracadabra............. Make all of una phones dey hang or make network dey run for am............... Till I win dis new page.............. + iya shakiru, abeg no close o make I see Alomo pop o

My fone con dey hang.............chaiiii..........omoge's wia una dey na.

Ooohh God.....omoge no dey dis place ni ?

Page 16 wia u ddeeyy

Fynestboi: WHO THE HELL IS THIS




you drink hypo

omo na wining tins oooo

Kaiiii

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I don win ooooo
I don win ooooo
I don win oooo

1. Superman - Henry Cavill
2. Captain America - Chris Evans
3. Thor - Chris Hemsworth

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