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 Phone/Internet Market › Re: Touch 3 For Sale At 16k by ritababe(f): 12:37am On Oct 18, 2013 |
agzoo: Fairly used touch 3 at 16ktoo bad too am in ph, and am available in edo and abia |
| Phone/Internet Market › Re: Used White Torch 2(9810)@15k SOLD by ritababe(f): 12:36am On Oct 18, 2013 |
I want to buy but am in port |
| Phone/Internet Market › Re: Canada Used Blackberry Bold 5 For Sale N28,000 by ritababe(f): 12:34am On Oct 18, 2013 |
Am in port and i want to buy can we see? |
| Phone/Internet Market › Re: Bonanza galaxy note3, galaxy s4 On Sale in owerri by ritababe(f): 12:32am On Oct 18, 2013 |
Is it only bold 5 u have |
| Phone/Internet Market › Re: Clean Unlocked 16gb Black Iphone 4s For Sale @ PH For 38k by ritababe(f): 12:24am On Oct 18, 2013 |
Am in portharcourt too, so tell me were are u in port |
| Literature › Re: The Preacher's Son!!! by ritababe(f): 12:13am On Oct 18, 2013 |
Chimaritoponcho: Tire na!!..i wonder y pesin go read 1tin 2times cos of uok sorry i will try to be making it short now |
| Literature › Re: The Preacher's Son!!! by ritababe(f): 12:03am On Oct 18, 2013 |
The rock5555: I update since o, na spambot ban me and hide my post. Mynd don do me better, make una read am for up, its there. Me no dey fail promise na.plis why is the spam bot banning you, i hav already do my previously, and editing now wil really be hard, let me try |
| Literature › Re: The Preacher's Son!!! by ritababe(f): 11:30pm On Oct 17, 2013*. Modified: 12:00am On Oct 18, 2013 |
In the land of Makurdi and the time of Romance, The satisfaction of the girls intimate urge rest on the joystick of a young boy, His name.....The-Rock PREVIOUSLY ON"THE PREACHER'S SON ********************* "Guy na which kin rough play be that na" i hissed at him. "You no see say na help i do for you, atleast you go fit boast now say you self don swim for swimming pool, and by the way i see as your body weak as you see Anita and her friends, abi you don fucck one of them before?" he said laughing. "No be like that, you dey spirit sha, na that girl with black three quarter leggings, na she i dey chop money from her hand for school" i explained. ********************* "Hello, babe, am seeing you o, you are so sweet, i wish i could eat you, Happy birthday" She called back almost immediately but i refused picking, she was frantically turning around to catch a glimpse of me but no way untill my dream night mare came to pass. Someone touched me at the back, i turned to see the ever smiling Susan winking at me. "She had removed her leggins, she was wearing just a pair of panties that showed uh, make i pause here. ********************* "He is here" susan shouted as people turned to see me, she practically bundled me to the front and was dragging me to Aniat's place. "Who is she to you?" she asked me. ********************* "She is my Girlfriend" i said as Susan suddenly halted and then looked at me angrily then reversed and turned back to go. I was left alone there as i managed to stroll to Anita's seat with her friends, she was not smiling too much and she scolded me for dribbling her like that was not the same thing she did to me. ********************** "Lets go swimming" Anita spoiled my perfect scence with those words. "Uh, wetin you talk" i asked again. "I saw you swimming before so lets go na, or are you scared?" she asked. "Me? Scared? That one na understatement na, i can even jump from 5story building if i want" i boasted. "Ok thats good, oya lets go" she dragged me up and began running. ********************** "Peter whats wrong, where are you going to?" She shouted at me. "I wan go piss" my number six brain said. Full of Suspense, Comedy, Action, Retaliation and lot of Fun NOW THAT SUSAN THE ROCK MONEY BANK IS GONE LETS SEE WERE HE WILL BE GETTING HIS MONEY FROM NEXT UPDATE COMING SOON |
| Literature › Re: The Preacher's Son!!! by ritababe(f): 5:34pm On Oct 17, 2013 |
Daniel2802: Rita dy try oh,thumbs up.tnk u, i wil luv it more if u just like the post |
| Phone/Internet Market › Re: bought already by ritababe(op): 3:36pm On Oct 17, 2013 |
ayogabriel: What price range are u offering, I have a bold 4, in perfect condition, very clean, no scratch, and the battery, charge once a day, you are good to go all the day.were are u and how much do u want to sell |
| Literature › Re: The Preacher's Son!!! by ritababe(f): 2:07pm On Oct 17, 2013 |
In the land of Makurdi and the time of Romance, The satisfaction of the girls intimate urge rest on the joystick of a young boy, His name.....The-Rock PREVIOUSLY ON"THE PREACHER'S SON ********************* BIRTHDAY WAHALA ***************** I turned back half heartedly to go which she quickly held me back and started pleading. "Stop na, i did not want your gift thats why i refused hinting you about it, i just wanted to suprise you, c'on" I turned my face slighty from her focus and grinned while she was begging, i was really feeling untop of the world as i held her and tapped small current before then i smiled at her and she breathed a sign of relief before we walked in. ********************* Anita quickly followed me and called me to wait. "Whats the problem? Dont you like them?" she asked looking worried. "Noooo, its not like that, i was just very hungry so i wanted to get something to eat" i lied. "Ow, you got my heart beating hard, alright hungry boy, go and eat, then change we are going to swim next" she said an walked away. The word SWIM NEXT sounded like DIE NEXT in my ears, my pulse increased as my stomach knot tightened, i manage to wack some snacks and juice before i went to change. ********************* "W.wh.what are you doing here?" i starmered. "I came here with my sister, she is the celebrant friend, she told me that the celebrant have a boy friend in our school so i came to see him, atleast for Amebo sake" she said excitedly. "Come let me show you to my sister" she said and dragged me, i was dragging my feet slowly while praying that her sister would not be Among the group of girls she introduced me to. ********************* "Look at the boy in my school i was telling you about, is he not cute and he is brilliant again" Susan killed the vibe. "Whats wrong na, or dont you girls like my boyfriend?" A hot slap, the second i got from Anita landed on my face, everything went into slow motion, everyone turned, the DJ suddenly stopped the music playing, everyone stopped dancing, the pool suddenly dried up, all the swimmers suddenly ran out. "You these bastard cheat, upon how i forgive your previous escapedes you still committed another one, i hate you" She shouted and ran to carry a wine bottle. I was shouting and begging others to hold her and collect the bottle, but they were all laughing at me, i wanted running but my legs were gummed to the ground. She neared me, i cried out in fear and still tried running but i couldnot, she landed the bottle on my head, my brains spilled out. ********************* I was sweating like i was poured with cold water, Solomon was busy snoring like a he goat, he was holding my legs with his big head and shoulders. I pushed him out angrily and quickly touched my head, nothing was there, no blood at all, i was still trying to reduce my breathing level, i got up and began praying. ********************* "Hello boo" "Hi" "The 28th is my birthday and graduation party so better come prepared" ANITA said. I heaved a sign of relief and continued talking to her till morning, atleast i knew what to do now or so i thought.. Full of Suspense, Comedy, Action, Retaliation and lot of Fun WILL THE DREAM BECOMES A REALITY? WILL THE ROCKS HEAD BE SMASH BY A BOTTLE? WILL ANITA EVER KNOW THAT THE ROCK IS A PLAYER? Lets JUST Wait And See NEXT UPDATE COMING SOON |
| Phone/Internet Market › Re: Curve 2 For Sale #15k. by ritababe(f): 1:40pm On Oct 17, 2013 |
Am |
| Phone/Internet Market › Re: Very Clean Blackberry Javelin For Sale by ritababe(f): 1:36pm On Oct 17, 2013 |
Am in port plis holla me at ritalincoln3@gmail.com am interested |
| Phone/Internet Market › Re: Fairly Used Htc Mytouch 4g Slide(android 4.2.2) @N17,000 by ritababe(f): 1:32pm On Oct 17, 2013 |
I would love to but am in port |
| Phone/Internet Market › bought already by ritababe(op): 1:14pm On Oct 17, 2013*. Modified: 1:19pm On Nov 01, 2013 |
If u are interested to sell any bb just reply lets negotiate, no insult plis just want a cheap phone for my brother |
| Literature › Re: The Preacher's Son!!! by ritababe(f): 1:01pm On Oct 17, 2013 |
Spactacle: THE RESURRECTIONsee as u cum put topic and stars i cum think say na the rock update..........no try am again oh......WELCOME BACK THOUGH I HOPE U ARE BETTER NOW |
| Literature › Re: The Preacher's Son!!! by ritababe(f): 8:17am On Oct 17, 2013 |
The rock5555: I think if u reduce it to the sweet points like this it would be more good looking. Thumbs up ma'amok tnxx Chiamaka01: @ritababe, thumbs up. The summary was short and witty.tnx ma |
| Literature › Re: The Preacher's Son!!! by ritababe(f): 7:01am On Oct 17, 2013 |
In the land of Makurdi and the time of Romance, The satisfaction of the girls intimate urge rest on the joystick of a young boy, His name.....The-Rock PREVIOUSLY ON"THE PREACHER'S SON ********************* THE PARTY ********** "So this is what you students are using my school to do? A party isnt it? All of you lie down" Big uncle lie down, since no body name was all of you, they were all looking at him angrily for crashing their party. I quickly got down like an obedient child since i was the only juniour student there, he cant expel anybody except me becasue they had already finished their exams but the man was still claiming Don. "I said all of you lie down or are you deaf?" he shouted and deeped his hands into his pockets and brought out a three mouth koboko. ********************* The rest of us took to their heels, i also got up and ran, i met my sister who was on Usain Bolt speed on the road, they were laughing at the outcome of their party. I also smiled and joined them to laugh when suddenly Hauwa opened my yansh before all of them. "If you see as your brother lie down fast when Big Uncle came, he was almost pissing" she said and bursted into laughter. My face was red but i did not want to go do with a fight so i defended myself. "Its not because of Big uncle i run o, na my biro fall so i went down to pick it" i starmered out. "So you don dey carry biro to party abi? Maybe him wan go record all the girls yansh hin see" The bursted into laughter again while i moaned my predicament. ********************* I screamed into the phone when Anita called later that night, we spoke for about twenty minutes before Solomon started disturbing me that it was not extra cool we were doing so i should round up. "Can you swim?" she asked. "See insult jare, me na mistake say i no turn to Jukun man o, because i sabi swim like fish" i boasted. "Ok na, thats good" she said laughing. "So why did you ask?" i enquired. "Ehm i want you to come to Tito gate on the 28, would you come?" she said. "Wetin dey happen there?" i asked. "Just come there first and you would know, but make sure you carry swimming clothes o" she warned. Full of Suspense, Comedy, Action, Retaliation and lot of Fun Lets See How D Rock Will Prove To Anita How He Is A Better Swimmer Than THE SHARK NEXT UPDATE COMING SOON |
| Literature › Re: The Preacher's Son!!! by ritababe(f): 11:43pm On Oct 16, 2013 |
In the land of Makurdi and the time of Romance, The satisfaction of the girls intimate urge rest on the joystick of a young boy, His name.....The-Rock PREVIOUSLY ON"THE PREACHER'S SON ********************* PUNY MAN Her lips muffled my arguments, i was trying to resist but my sturborn hands aided by my brain went to her bossoms and squeezed them. She stood up and dragged me to her room and locked the door, she i started going out with Anita i had abstained from sex so i was super Hot that day. She quickly stripped off as i resumed my owners corner hand work, she was practically tearing off my clothes that i had to warn her not slow down or she buy me new ones. "See you, were you not the one that slept with me by force when you caught me and that Uncle so now its my turn jare" she purred. She did not even wait for any pre-intimacy, direct she climbed me and started doing Jangolova with my joystick. After thrity minutes later we were through, the rain had ended and Nepa had restored the power supply, i did not even know when that happened. We opened the door and went out. ********************* King Solomon the wise man could not harm me when i went home because my mother and Pst James were back already, i smiled at him and went inside. My mother was lamenting to The pastor that i loved Football and games more than reading my books and that Mock was around the corner. I ran inside before Pst Jamse starts counselling section on my head, he twins girls were around, the later came to my room to inform me that they were going to have Ss 3 party since they were through with exams. I was glad because i was planning to enter my first party. ********************* "Do you know that Susan used to follow lots of guys abi?" she said. I was like what the Bleep and how does that affect the price of garri in the market but i reduced my anger and gave her a Naija man answer. "Na how e come take concern me na?" i fired. "Eh,, ehm, sorry, i think say you wan friend her na?" she asked. I hissed and went out or the class, Susan came during break period with a big goody bag, i opened it to see fried chicken and Fried rice, i turned to wink at Julian and John to show them that new castch don show, they were busy salivating while i was doing the real deal. "So can we be friends?" she asked. "What kind of friends?" i said "Friends with benefits" She replied which i quickly accepted. Since it did not envolve cheating on Anita its just money i would get i was glad and went home happily with another 500naira courtsey of Susan. The day of the party reach, only ss3 students and their friends were invited, no Junior students were allowed except me who had a special invite from four people, Samson my sister's friend, the twin girls and my sister. It happened in the school compoun in the main hall. ********************* "What the hell is going on here, so you students have turned my school hall to a party ground. Everybody lie down" Big Uncle shouted. The devil had strucked again, the party had crashed, our yansh was about to be roasted, girls and guys were high already, but me. I was shaking so i quickly laid down like a Yoruba man expecting my doooom. Full of Suspense, Comedy, Action, Retaliation and lot of Fun Can The Rock Escape This Time From The Claw Of Big Uncle Lets Watch And See NEXT UPDATE COMING SOON |
| Literature › Re: The Preacher's Son!!! by ritababe(f): 7:24pm On Oct 16, 2013 |
festwiz: ritababe,i think i need to pay your bride price. Hope say rock5555555,no hear me.#vanisheshmmmm no wahala but if hacker and daniel catch u i go deny u oh gameboy727: Nice update Rock abi na mountain. #ritababe nice try. I think you should take over from hackerjay since the guy is nowhere to be found now. Lekins and im fellow bouncers no dey even try look for the guy.i will try my best |
| Music/Radio › Re: Davido Not Satisfied With Skelewu Video, Reshooting It as Fans complains by ritababe(f): 7:09pm On Oct 16, 2013 |
Anybody know his control number since he dont know what to do with his money at least i can help him spend it. musicians of nowadays are really funny..........though they are cute 1 Like |
| Literature › Re: The Preacher's Son!!! by ritababe(f): 6:25pm On Oct 16, 2013 |
did i try cause am still learning from hackerjay |
| Literature › Re: The Preacher's Son!!! by ritababe(f): 6:07pm On Oct 16, 2013*. Modified: 6:24pm On Oct 16, 2013 |
In the land of Makurdi and the time of Romance,the satisfaction of the girls intimate urge rest on the joystick of a young boy,His name...The-Rock PREVIOUSLY ON"THE PREACHER'S SON RECONCILATION ************** "Na where you dey go?" great khali asked me. "Oga i wan go drink water" i starmered. His fist were clenched by his sides, his breath emitted Indian hemp smell, his eyes were reddish, he stood before me like Great Khali infront of Rey Misterio, i was just praying that his hands wont touch me. "So na fight be your water abi?" "Nooo, i no sabi fight o, see my lenge lenge muscle na" i cried while raising shirt to reveal my tiny albs. "So you no get muscle nai you dribble me i give you body you no gree fall abi, you even go score" he shouted in my face while splasjing spittle on me in the process. ************************* "Are you angry with me that you dont want to look at me, you even stoped visiting us?" she broked the silence which was on a thin line. "Am not angry, just leave my alone abeg, football don tire my body" i lied. "Ok that means you have forgiven me abi?" she asked. "Uhmmm" i answered. ************************ I was perplexed that she could say all that stuffs to me, i was actually blushing, i did not want her to be my friend cus i got a better friend in Anita but she suprised me with and offer. "If you have truly forgiven me please kiss me" I blinked my eyes twice in suprise, i had cheated on Anita before so i was not to bugged with my conciense but i knew that this was dangerous since Ebuka could wake up at any time without us knowing it due to the rain noise. "So what if Ebuka cautches...." She muffled my half statement with her lips. I wanted resisting but my body was under high alert so i gave in, E no Easy jor. Full of Suspense,Comedy,Action,Retaliation and lot of Fun NEXT UPDATE COMING SOON |
| Literature › Re: The Preacher's Son!!! by ritababe(f): 5:59pm On Oct 16, 2013 |
The rock5555: See una by 11pmguy no try me oh, if u nor want make alarm blow for this thread come and update now |
| Literature › Re: The Preacher's Son!!! by ritababe(f): 11:54am On Oct 16, 2013 |
kingphilip: waiting.......must u always bold ur words 360prince: . Why you the ask this kind waec question na? ,Must you know everything?.if u quote the whole post again me and u go fit for dis thread oh @rock i dey oh i nor go anywhere, hackerjay no want give me space again |
| Literature › Re: The Preacher's Son!!! by ritababe(f): 1:59pm On Oct 14, 2013 |
I hope you wil also fal the guy hand oh, some guys sha |
| Sports › Re: Ethiopia Vs Nigeria - WCQ (1 - 2) On 13th October 2013 by ritababe(f): 3:54pm On Oct 13, 2013 |
Gooooooooooooooaaaaaalllllll SCATTER MY BRAZILLIAN HAIR 2 Likes |
| Sports › Re: Ethiopia Vs Nigeria - WCQ (1 - 2) On 13th October 2013 by ritababe(f): 3:52pm On Oct 13, 2013 |
Gooooooooooooooaaaaaalllllll[b]scatter my brazillian hair[/b] 4 Likes |
| Sports › Re: Ethiopia Vs Nigeria - WCQ (1 - 2) On 13th October 2013 by ritababe(f): 3:51pm On Oct 13, 2013 |
Gooooooooooooooaaaaaalllllll[b]*scatter my brazillian hair[/b] 1 Like |
| Sports › Re: Ethiopia Vs Nigeria - WCQ (1 - 2) On 13th October 2013 by ritababe(f): 3:20pm On Oct 13, 2013 |
Ambrose is not good at all, He is not good to be a defender |
| Sports › Re: Ethiopia Vs Nigeria - WCQ (1 - 2) On 13th October 2013 by ritababe(f): 3:18pm On Oct 13, 2013 |
Ambrose is not good at all, He is good to be a defender |
| Sports › Re: Ethiopia Vs Nigeria - WCQ (1 - 2) On 13th October 2013 by ritababe(f): 2:57pm On Oct 13, 2013 |
Is Ahmed Musa on the field, and is Ambrose a forward or a defender JUST ASKING |
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