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At the start of last season, we did agree the lower placed teams won't participate in this season's FA Cup. Ibime's deleted team finished close to the bottom so denying his team entry IS constitutional, contrary to all the grammar he was blowing up there.

That being said, I'm happy common sense prevailed and he got the codes to make the cup more competitive(though I'll still qualify for the play-offs in December as usual ). Don't want to be competing exclusively with no-hopers like Lalaboi, El Guapo, Duduspace etc.

Oya Mukina2, the champ is here! #fuckwithmeyouknowigotit

Hmmmmm...

This is obviously a scam. It's so badly put together it's almost funny.

DO NOT give these guys a dime for "registration", "sponsorship" or "advert placement".

Lol @ "currently working with EA Sports", GTFOH!

Sky-walker:
Since our Oga at the top has not been able to recover the data since Jan 9 ,i hear by declare myself as the winner of fantasy league 2014.
Make "The Disvirginators" no tell me nonesense

Lol, what actually happened? Database fail?

Last I heard, Disvirginators are 1/2 to retain the title! #winning

I'm off NL for a couple weeks and it goes to shittt...

Ibime: You said Cech saves 87.5% of shots on goal and that equates to 2.3 saves per match.

That's how you interpreted Optas chart and used it to claim you are too high level for a dunce like me. Of course, I'm the one with the Maths degrees, but on NL, you are high level and am a dunce.

So if 87.5% = 2.3,

1% = 0.026

Remember now, if Cech saves 87.5% of shots on goal, then he concedes the other 12.5%

Hence 12.5% = 0.33

ie 0.33 goals are conceded per game.

Now if you have any IQ at all, you should look at the 87.5% and the 2.3 goals and figure just by sight that means we are conceding less than 0.5 goals per game by your interpretation. It is at this point your high level brain should have told you that interpretation is wrong

If you take your 0.33 goals per game and gross up to 20 league games, thats 7 goals conceded.

I'm sure we've conceded close to 20 without even looking at league table.

The rest were own goals

Ibime getting schooled as usual...

dayokanu: Its funny. I mean seriously funny someone can say with a clear mind that Cleverley and Carrick are better than Ramires, Lampard, Mikel, Luiz

It's only funny to those with sub-zero IQ. United played Chelsea in August, no? Carrick was arguably the best midfielder in the league last season, the only midfielder to make the PFA team of the year. Carrick's technique has always been on point since his Tottenham days and poos on Chelsea's mechanical midfielders comfortably, ditto Cleverley. Ramires, Mikel, Luiz + geriatric Lampard and Essien, those ones na midfielders?

I'm actually talking about technique and not overall ability. I'm sure clueless folk like Dayokanu were scratching their heads wondering how Benfica managed to completely play Chelsea off the park three games in a row(even with ten men) despite Chelsea being the better team. Peruse the term again, "technical superiority".

I never said Carrick and Cleverley are world beaters. The #fakt they're technically superior to Chelsea's midfielders only highlights what I've been saying since August: Chelsea's midfield is pants. You see, I'm consistent!

dayokanu: This season for example how many teams has Mourinho faced or how many teams would he face that are technically superior to his Chelsea.
Yet he has lined up defensive a lot. E.g His line up vs Man Utd in Old trafford or would you say Moyes Man Utd is technically superior to this Chelsea

The few times he tried attacking it failed miserably and like the coward he is, He went back to his normal defensive pattern

Carrick/Cleverley is technically superior to Chelsea's midfield(Mikel/Ramires/Lampard/Essien).

Mourinho only plays defensive football aginst teams that are technically superior to his(and/or away from home), most mangers do this. Of course Guardiola has never had to resort to counter-attacking football cos he's never faced a technically superior side than his Barca/Bayern teams, the jury's still out on him!

dayokanu: The daftness being displayed here deserves an award.

Fifa uefa and German laws states that a player can negotiate and sign a contract 6 months to the end of his current deal. So what's the big deal?

Ballack agreed to join Chelsea 6 months before his bayern contact elapsed like every free agent but we didn't see this much holy anger.

So when you're a contractor you wait for your contract to expire before negotiating another one?

I actually don't think Bayern did anything "wrong". I think the problem most people have is the league will become a formality. Every championship needs at least two teams with comparable chances of winning.

Dortmund have themselves to blame for putting a release clause in Götze's contract and not renewing Lewy's when they could about two years ago.

I wasn't aware Dumb and Dumber was screening on the Chelsea thread...

It's not funny anymore...

Moyes for president!

sleekdot: Where did Chelsea buy Cashley from if not closest rival?

Where did Chelsea buy Torres from if not closest rival?

Where did Man Utd buy rvp from? The captain of a rival

Where did city buy Nasri Adebayor clichy Tevez etc from

Maybe you were blind deaf and dumb when Madrid bought Figo from Barca

Or when Milan bought Inzaghi from Juve. Pirlo has moved from inter to ac milan now at juve.

Go check the club Vieri, Baggio Pirlo Seedorf played for

Nonsense. Arsenal were miles off Chelsea when Cashley moved, ditto RvP. Liverpool weren't even in the UCL when Torres left. Is that your definition of a close rival? City didn't sign Tevez from United, Guffanti.

Nobody is saying rival teams have never traded players, but for it to happen twice in 9 months, involving the very best players and announced in the middle of the season? That's just plain ridiculous.

sleekdot: Supporters of the club who bought Torres cahill cashley

Or ask these lab reetards where their club got Rooney Carrick Ashley young, rvp, berbatov arteta cantona Rio etc from

Apples/oranges, non of these players were bought from their close(st) rivals.

United refused to sell Rooney to Chelsea(close rivals for the league), Liverpool refused to sell Suarez to Arsenal(closest rival for top-four) etc.

No matter how you try to spin it, signing your closest rivals two best players in less than a year reflects poorly on the league. Imagine Barcelona signing Ronaldo and Bale or Man Utd signing Aguero and Silva.

The worst part is both deals were anounced in the middle of the season. In the words of Didier Drogba "It's a phucking disgrace!"[arm gesture].

nitlad: But these are the unfortunate circumstances through which you were birthed and the vices that hold sway in your cursed lineage. I am drumming these into your psyche so you can be aware of the squalor you were born into, perhaps the ugly the trend can be bucked in your generation.

Your extensive knowledge on said "vices" gives me the impression you have extensive first-hand experience in such misdemeanors... Nitlad, can you tell me with a straight face you weren't conceived by a ma[color=#000000][/color]ot molesting a worm sodomizing a snake getting fisted by a lizard whilst Ted Bundy gratuitously jerked off in the background?

That you still think Porto, FC Porto won the CL in 2004 because of "luck of the draw" shows how recalcitrant a cöck you are.

Of course Porto were fortunate to only face one top club in the entire knockout phase. They were also fortunate with the refereeing.

Now those desecrated sanctuaries...

2ndOGA: ^^ The speed really is good. Look how low the ping is.

Anyone know if it's possible to get even half these speeds on Yahclick 10mbps plan? Thinking of getting that since Swift won't work outside lagos.

20ms. . . So I can now start ENJOYING online gaming in this corner of the globe?

dayokanu: What trophy has Ancelotti contested for in Madrid and not won? Please answer

Club World Cup?

nitlad: You'd have to admit you were concieved through inbreeding first then I can offer you the olive branch of euthanasia rather than a certain violent death.

Inbreeding, lobotomies, inc[color=#000000]e[/color]st, violent deaths, sodomy bla bla bla, your lines are predictable and redundant.

No need to publicize the hallmarks of your family, just tell us the "European football sanctuaries" Mourinho's Porto "desecrated".

diggz: According to DK's logic;Ancellotti too is guilty of spending millions too and not winning much shebi na Ancellotti buy BALE for RM broda DK?

You lot aren't very bright, are you?

nitlad: Actually, Porto streamrolled the Asec Mimosas, Ashanti Kotokos, Amazulus, Eyimbas and other African teams of this world enroute to lifting the UEFA CL. .

Just admit you had no idea what you were talking about and we can call it a day

nitlad: Great cop-out. . . You may now go and miserably like you were destined to.

Cop-out of what? A tortuous debate with a half-witted internet gangsta who thinks Mourinho "desecrated European football sanctuaries en route to lifting the CL with Porto."?

I just remembered Nitlad is a world renowned halfwit. Apologies to all for quoting him and making you waste time replying.

nitlad: Mourinho is not the culprit for Italy's bankruptcy, yet he took Inter to the highest peak possible in football. He didn't have hundreds of millions to spend before he desecrated European football sanctuaries en route to lifting the CL with Porto.
All the "JM gats spend plentiful to succeed" yarnings nor get footing cos Mourinho's greatest success came at Inter where greenbacks nor dey nyanfu nyanfu.

Nonsense... Which grounds were desecrated? Porto's UCL win is a classic example of "luck of the draw", United were the only decent side they faced and they needed help from the officials to progress.

Inter spent shitloads of money when JM was there...

Bendtner is obviously quicker than Giroud. He's actually quicker than most people realize.

Bottom line is we're probably going to need a higher quality striker to win things. In hindsight, we shoulda paid the extra 10-15m Liverpool wanted for Suarez.

Whoever provided the intel that 40M+1 would trigger a release clause should be hung upside-down by his toe nails!

lalaboi: Oga Mechooonu. .

You were over 100points ahead at one point. . What happened

Ode! When was I 100 points ahead?

My current lead is the biggest I've had. Catch me if you can

Last week i scored 50 points and i was 50 points clear at the top. This week i scored 67 points and I'm now 67 points clear at the top.. You can't make this stuff up!

1 horse race?

elampiro: But it also goes back to the fact that the defence was bullied and easily torned apart.

lol

Eriksen, get in!!!

Inspired signing!

lalaboi: Heheh nnice joke. . .


The NL one isnt too far off from you either. . . I thought you were 'breaking free' some game weeks back?

Actually he's 111 points behind me...

I've also gone from being 5 to 50 points clear at the top, so yes I have 'broken free' from the chasing pack