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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by ritchboy(m): 7:36am On Aug 24, 2013
Ramires/Hazard are clearly quicker than Ilkay/Gotze, but the latter are clearly the better players overall.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2013/2014 by ritchboy(m): 7:13am On Aug 24, 2013
Isn't there an international break next week? That would seem like the more sensible time to deploy a wildcard if you're doing it early in the season.

Imagine playing your wildcard this week then half your players do their ligaments on international duty next week... cheesy
GamingRe: Pc Vs Ps3 (in Terms Of Graphics) by ritchboy(m): 4:49pm On Aug 23, 2013
kimco: you can connect your pc to your hd tv, you know that right. plus also you can connect any gamepad to it. a gud gpu would leave the ps3 in the dust. hell even a gtx 8800, would murder the ps3 graphics and that card came out in 2007.
For all you know, he could have been talking about his PC...
GamingRe: Should I Jailbreak My Ps3. Gamelords Only by ritchboy(m): 8:39am On Aug 23, 2013
Noctis: So proud of yourself. Enjoy it while it lasts, next-gen is on the way.
Is the WiiU that bad? grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by ritchboy(m): 5:39pm On Aug 22, 2013
edoyad: You really have a lot of gall calling someone on this thread the most moronic poster on NL. Dude stated what he suspected would happen in the event of an Arsenal loss( something a lot of neutral fans and pundits were predicting), and that makes him a m0r0n?

Okay here's the thing, LET EVERYONE WHO EXPECTED ARSENAL TO (COMFORTABLY) WIN THIS TIE IDENTIFY THEMSELVES. So we can spot the lying charlatans amongst us.
Mr galless Man, which pundits and neutral fans were predicting Arsenal will be "well beaten" by Fener? The ones in your home-town? Maybe you need to go back and read what you friend said well.

My verdict on 4llerbuntu is not based on one incident but a long line of unfounded crystal-ballesque "views" of his, the latest of which is about "Ramshit" and can be found on this page. You are more than welcome to check the archives, as long as you don't mind your corneas getting hurt by their highly moronic contents tongue
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by ritchboy(m): 5:11pm On Aug 22, 2013
4llerbuntu: Im not quite sure what you are all smoking, but its really bad for your brain cells


so my laughing at dayokanu's jokes and calling him "olote" amounts to an endorsement of your idiotic views about Arsenal/Wenger?


Or because the team beat fenerbace contrary to my expectations now, King Sunny Ade will come and do show?



What is this one even saying? from under which rock did you crawl out? What doomsday prdiction? Are you going to win anything? NO

Is the club going to change the Modus Operandi of the past 8 years? NO

is the club going to buy any world class player that the club sorely needs? NO

Is the club going to perform any better than the last 8 years? NO

Is The Club likely to perform worse this season from the trend we have been seeing for 3 years? YES


Which of this is Doomsday prediction? DO we not have proof of the above for 8 years with no attempt to change?


YOU BETTER STOP SMOKING CRAP WEED. I hold my views, and you hold yours. and with all due respect, FOOK YOU AND YOUR VIEWS
Well then I hope you find great comfort in your moronic non-doomsday "views".

Meanwhile we are stiil waiting for an update on your "suspicions"...
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2013/2014 by ritchboy(m): 4:57pm On Aug 22, 2013
Again, how the funk does Hazard get the assist for an own goal but Dzeko doesn't get shyte? FPL and their stewpid rules.

Anyhooo, good week overall. #mindthegap grin
GamingRe: Should I Jailbreak My Ps3. Gamelords Only by ritchboy(m): 2:58pm On Aug 22, 2013
I was on PSN yesterday with cfw, as long as you know what you're doing, no biggie!

DISCLAIMER: The federal ministry of health warns that pirates are liable to die OLD cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by ritchboy(m): 2:39pm On Aug 22, 2013
debosky: Bros are you still suspecting as you said earlier?

Since the current fad is to come after a good/bad result to re-hash previous comments, I've decided to follow suit.
4llerbuntu is the most moronic poster on Nairaland bar 1025... He makes 10 doomsday predictions everyday just so he can come back and say "I told you so" if any of them come true.

It's truly sad.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by ritchboy(m): 2:07pm On Aug 22, 2013
nateevs: Pretty sure that was no later than 2010 as opposed to "some months ago" as you claim.
Agba ti de. grin grin grin
I swear I remember it like it was yesterday cheesy

#romanout
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by ritchboy(m): 1:24pm On Aug 22, 2013
nateevs: As at the last financial statements, it is absolutely incorrect.
But some months ago I recall Nateevs saying "Chelsea cannot sign Rory Delap without Roman's input"... So either:

A. Chelsea have since won the lottery.
B. You were talking nonsense then.
C. You are talking nonsense now.
D. B + C.

The smart money is on D grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2013/2014 by ritchboy(m): 9:43pm On Aug 21, 2013
A-40:
Chai! This neurotic douchegoblin of a ref has cost me my H2H tie with Disvirginators! Is it till Ivanovic commits a murder-one before he gets a sending off
You would have been 'disvirgined' either way cool cheesy grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2013/2014 by ritchboy(m): 8:00pm On Aug 21, 2013
azpekuliar: It's not over yet.... and at least he's not my Captain! grin
Was that a sly dig at Ibime? cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2013/2014 by ritchboy(m): 7:38pm On Aug 21, 2013
azpekuliar: If you allowed a "half-brained buffon" to outsmart and outwit you to the title last season, then you must be blessed with 3/4 less the IQ of a Bonobo! cheesy tongue
I heard they're quite intelligent. . . I also heard Lukaku is on the bench, again! cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2013/2014 by ritchboy(m): 6:00pm On Aug 21, 2013
azpekuliar: That has since changed you Club Trophyless vet!
Which is what I was alluding to initially, you half-brained buffoon tongue
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2013/2014 by ritchboy(m): 2:29pm On Aug 21, 2013
azpekuliar: How can folks who don't know the rules expect to win a title? grin

FPL Rules: Assists.

If an opposing player touches the ball after the final pass before a goal is scored, significantly altering the intended destination of the ball, then no assist is awarded.
Shurrup newbie! In previous seasons assists were awarded for basically all crosses in the box irrespective of deflections, as long as it didn't go ping-pong before the shot.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2013/2014 by ritchboy(m): 2:23pm On Aug 20, 2013
Why the funk does Dzeko have only one assist? Abi dem don change rules?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2013/2014 by ritchboy(m): 11:44am On Aug 17, 2013
lalaboi: Interested in what the likes of you/Ibime/witchboy and the rest have for the first week. . .And i'm sure everyone will be doing aproko lol
Ibime, Ritchboy and Azpekuliar are title contenders, why would you be interested in our teams?

You should be interested in the teams of Duduspace, Nateevs, Debosky and your fellow relegation candidates grin grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fantasy Premier League Betting? by ritchboy(m): 9:36pm On Aug 10, 2013
I can't believe the sh[color=#000000]i[/color]t I'm reading in here. . . Nuccas still penny pinching and requesting the admin's birth certificate before dem place bet! If you have trust issues, go to bet365.com. I don't understand why you'll place a 'bet' and be scared of losing the money.

I also thunk it had been proved beyond reasonable doubt handing out TEN manager of the month prizes would be completely idiotic due to the size of the pot, Paypal shenanigans, and other logistics.

Abeg Chamotex/dare2think proceed with setting up/providing accounts for serious minded individuals to pay into while the birds keep chirping in the background. tongue

Season starts in less than a week.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fantasy Premier League Betting? by ritchboy(m): 6:45pm On Jul 30, 2013
A-40:
Even EPL dey do Manager and Player of the month award

The monthly thing is to make the league competitive. So even if you can't win the league you can at least win Manager of the month I think it makes more sense and would ensure everyone gives it their best shot all season long! This would even draw in more participants as people like to know they have better odds of actually winning shyte

Do away with the 1st,2nd and 3rd megedefegede and let the winner take all! Abi for Premiership dem dey award 2nd and 3rd trophy?
The point is the pot would probably be £1,000(20 participants) or less so it makes no sense to take £50(?) Out of it TEN times, what would be left for the top manager(s) to win at the end of the season after 10 months of consistency? It's mathematically and practically very possible to win the league without ever being "Manager of the Month". There's also logistics to consider.

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Chamotex and dare2think seem to be the most credible volunteers, let's get serious and proceed pls!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fantasy Premier League Betting? by ritchboy(m): 10:15am On Jul 30, 2013
Season go soon start una still dey pussyfoot. . . £50 is a decent stake for our maiden voyage. Better to have 20 people wager £50 than 6 people wager £100. I thought that was already settled.

Entry to the league should be free for the admin for his efforts, if receiving/sending money is too much of a bother. The top three should split the cash 70:20:10 at the end of the season. No manager of the month BS, the pot won't be large enough to make it worthwhile and it's an unnecessary burden for the admin.

Abeg let's start discussing logistics and whether or not Chamotex and dare2think are trustworthy individuals cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fantasy Premier League Betting? by ritchboy(m): 11:06am On Jul 27, 2013
I'm in like Flynn! £50 seems to be the most endorsed so can we consider that settled? If we don't get enough participants by the time the season starts we may have to increase it though. Or accept late comers who have scored big in the first few weeks and start believeing their hype? cheesy

Technically there's no need to create a separate league since everyone is already in the main league, but it would probably make things easier down the line, so let's do that.

I don't support all that weekly/monthly/hourly cash-prize nonsense, it requires a large pool to work and is a logistical nightmare. If you can't wait till the end of the season or just want to make a quick buck go to Paddy Power and bet on Suarez' next club!

For his troubles, the administrator should get a small cut or free entry, whichever he prefers!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2013/2014 by ritchboy(m):
Having 20 teams in the cups won't result in home/away fixtures for every team unless you remove the knockout phase, which means it's no longer a "Cup".

With the current format it will actually have to be EXPANDED to 36 teams so everyone plays each team once before the quarters start in GW36. But that's just watering down the competition further.

I propose a Champions League be created for the elite teams cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2013/2014 by ritchboy(m): 12:11pm On Jul 25, 2013
The idea of taking Asspekuliar's/Ibime's money at the end of the season intrigues me. . .


P.S. How did ninjas like Debosky and Mykali get into the FA Cup?

There should've been a protocol established since last season instead of all this padi padi cheesy

Top Ten[at least] in the main league should always be guaranteed a place along with the trophy winners.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2013/2014 by ritchboy(m): 2:06pm On Jul 17, 2013
Runner-up in the league/cup last season, looking to go one better. cool
GamingRe: Do You Play More Mobile Games Or Console/pc Games by ritchboy(m): 11:23am On Jun 30, 2013
Bawss1: Off topic, pray excuse me:

Yo Ritchboy, do you by any chance use the handle Dollarsign on Joystiq?
Nope.
GamingRe: Do You Play More Mobile Games Or Console/pc Games by ritchboy(m): 9:57am On Jun 28, 2013
Every platform lives/dies by it's library, which is why every serious gamer owns at least one console.

What's the point of having all that power in ur PC and using it to play Solitaire or Minecraft? grin grin
GamingRe: My Vita Free Games Library by ritchboy(m): 8:05am On Jun 27, 2013
dimdim001: @Noctis hw large were d PS Vita games u downloaded, and hv u eva dwnlded a game on PS3?, if u hv, hw large r dose ones too?
Vita games are about one to three gigs. PS3 games can be anywhere from 3gb(MvC 3)-40gb(Uncharted 3), though most games are about 8-10gb on average. The massive ones are usually the first-party exclusives i.e Killzone, GoW, Uncharted, Heavy Rain etc, and more recently The Last of Us(30gb). Apparently Sony's devs are oblivious to the term "optimize", or are mandated to use every byte available to make their games look as good as possible!

I use CFW so I have the luxury of deleting all the unnecessary stuff(foreign language audio files, update pups etc) cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by ritchboy(m): 8:35am On Jun 26, 2013
RuuDie: Just off the top of my head - Real probably average something like 5-7 goals per game, 10-20 shots per game, 10-20 clear-cut goal attempts hardly ever draw blanks...contrast that with Arsenal.
Bros, take whatever u were smoking straight to the CDC! I don't even average 5-7 goals on FIFA 13 and I'm one of the best players in the world cheesy

Arsenal don't have a "winger" that outscores the strikers by 35-40 goals per season. Higuain(or any other decent striker/finisher) will score shitloads @ Arsenal.

Blimey, Matt Derbyshire will score 30 goals a season at Arsenal without breaking sweat!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by ritchboy(m): 8:18am On Jun 26, 2013
Isn't Paulinho about to join Spurs? Schurrle isn't as good as Mazacar and isn't a significant enough upgrade on the supporting cast.

Another £18M down the drain that woulda gone a long way in erradicating life-threatening malaria in West Africa cheesy
GamingRe: Rare Announces Killer Instinct For Xbox One, Brings Back Some Ultra Memories by ritchboy(m): 8:06am On Jun 26, 2013
C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!! Good times! cheesy
GamingRe: Warning: Do NOT Update Your PS3 To OFW 4.45 Yet by ritchboy(m): 7:57am On Jun 26, 2013
Thank Heaven for little mercies, i.e CFW grin grin grin

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