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heavily contradicting herself, lawd!!!! do these leaders kno a thing about honesty?

she neeeds a good team of professionals as her staff, cos current staff cant guide Madam

wat tha fhuck, dat was a damn looong interview, na wah, couldnt get thru it, too many words, she is a real talk talk, damn

OMG!!!! this is some crazee shizz, just got off the phone with my Haunty, she is in abuja at the moment, and thangs aint pretty at Aso Rock, from the high security level at the Aso Rock house 7, where Yar Adua is being holed up, to the fear of Jonathan being poisoned, things are tense!!!!

Anyways, some of you will scream and call foul,, that I am back with my Aunties lies/ BS, well, i have attached one of the tipped off Journalists report, no nigerian journalist has the balls to print what this American dude printed, cos everi dey cover head, My aunt says there is a new wave of "Death Agents" in the Maitama area, they have been authorized to snoop on all the Pro-Jonathan politicians, Just expect to see mind blowing expose on some of the most vocal FEC members, especially Akinyuili, something about she and some Senator, hmmmmm, i cant sleep, too much to bear, LET ME KNOW WAT U THINK, after u read the article, am still not about to believe that Turai is dat desperate to punish her husband, so she can enjoy the Nations wealth,


Source:: American Chronicle & my HAunty, http://www.americanchronicle.com/articles/view/143504

this is a messy lie i dont believe it

*paging my dear Haunty to get the koko*,

anotha case of "DO you really know who the father is", lol

Peter abeg ur wife na suspect, *callin Maury Pauvich's cell phone"

can yall please get off OmoT's dieeck


Geez!!! Ini EDO is a fat pig and we know it, move da eff on ,

ARE U BASTARD KIDS kiddin me??


What happened to Niger Delta's own NNEKA, she will be nominated for a Grammy next yr and dont say i did not tell yall,


She performed this yr during the Grammys week in LA, she performed for influential RIAA members, president was present and major DJ's were at the event, i dont mean like jimmy jatts thier kind dj, radio jocks, And she relaeased her album on an american label, EPIC,

dont mind the hidiots oh, lol

I am a member of St Bottles cathedral, lol

Mbulela - she was talking about licking banana and men suckin breast milk, wild sex, fantasies maunly
btw - she sang with christian tunes, and a mix of some praises to her spiritual father, dont know who she believes in sha

Darey has CLASS!!! chaild puhlease, where has his class gotten, boys and gals plizzz,

and where do we place ASA, Nneka and Lara George, yall stop, no respect for any1 dat waits for reality show to become a musician

how dare all u rotten banana's doubt my dear haunty's jist, eyin omo kpako, shioor,

gene has post poned the court case due to the Yar Adua mess,

@ Mufsa that album is the best thing since Shepe, lol

just search on this thread u will find it,

yeah yeah, whats the inspiration for him to listen to darey's wacktastic muisc??

biuttttccch plizzzzzz!!!!!!!!!!! I can imagine this is a MACHINE movement by Darey Art and his cronnies to help keep his name in the news,,

lol, Abeg can we see PICS, all dis "football wives", eehhhh

Alexander McQueen's mens boots were too perfect, fashion kittens will miss him,

heavy inspiration for a lot of muiscians today, lady gaga, beyonce, pharell, kanye west, etc

BBW - hmmmmm, odikwa beautiful oh

lol, TheAMAKA is the "Margaret Thatcher" of NairaLand, our very own IRON LADY, ride on madam

@Fl Gators - hold ur ears and listen, GET a LIFE, as in get an AYE,

FL Gators:
Yea, I also met the Queen of California last week

uhm sweetie plizzz dont get on my archiles heels okay!!!!

ur not funny, so stay away!!!

Naija Hip Hop is garbage lets stop tryna be some deaf/blind patriots,

Whenever i hear a naija artiste is coming to yankee, I am excited. To me thier visit is supposed to give them a chance to attend live shows of some of the artistes in thier genre/related genre, so they can understand how to progress music backhome, or atleast visit a record label/ music studio to understand the music making progress, But they will enter yankee and run after the designer stores, u shoulda seen D'Banj in Htown, he was on an LV and Macys shopping spree, it was ridiculous,

our naija artistes dont care for the message, they care more for the aesthetics of the musical element. Give them a gud beat and they can say "baby" "omo" "padi" "shayo" "kokolette" and they become an MC, uhmmmm, am sorry if nija wants to claim "HIP HOP" then they have to understand what hip hop really means to be a hip hop act, even MI that they all scream about is "WIP" (work in progress) that shuld still be in the studio/undaground scene and not yet on main stages.

WALE was dope back in 2002, for those that knew him, but he got a break after playing undaground scene for about 7yrs and not an ovanight MC

oh well, the naija way is all about "who can get to the mic 1st and release and album the quickest"

Am not a naija HipHop critic, but from a music luvah am not impressed,

I prefer South African & Liberian hip hop, they are very conscious, Hopefully Naija Female MC's to be can learn from NNEKA

shed tears ova what?

plizz tell the celebs to put thier money in, they make 100000% more than the average person, but they r still asking for our $10, hoe sit down

wasted 3minutes of my life, shioorr

9ja4eva:
Wetin do Ebube?This guy na footballer oh

Abeg leave Ebube kwanu, dat one na ASHAWO in her own rights, chei, see her dis december running after me and my cousins from yankee, i witha for d chic

THE AMAKA - u are one tuff BEESH not to be messed with sha, I said i am a FAN and u still dey unleash the dragon for my small head, Suffri Suffri madam,

Strap? u mean the one that LEZBo's wear or firearm? i get some tin for LezBo's sha,

Yawn!!!!! errbody and they mama were always tomboys growing up, this is a recycled interview or ASA has a boring story to repeat thesame jist all the time,


And wat rwecord label was tryna make her a "sex symbol" LezBO plizzzz, for ya mind ASA,

Kunbee:
Is it your Aunty that told you

My aunty actually likes OmoT but she cant stand those weave abi na indian pikin hair wey she dey put for head,

The AMAKA - how dare u insult ur biggest FAN, u kno i live for ur PINK writings on the board   i knew u was online and i wanted to seek ur notice, lol, as per, i am a big notice me if u havent figured me out yet, lol

all hail Queen The AMAKA!!!!  Can u please clarify that u hav a disco stick?? cos u said i shuld get off ya stick - i dey fear if u be hamafrodyte oh,


PS: if u diss my SAINTLY haunty again,. na WAR!!!!! so plz be warned

thanx kunbee, okay, so y is my head about to burst , am not gud with compliments sha, cos i freak out when it gets much(psycho and i kno it), lol,

i am used to getting insults from this "oloribu's" on Nairaland that hate me and my beautiful haunty,

OmoT is allover these biash, geez!!!! free d beesh abeg, nobody even talks about Nollywood actresses that can act, but talentless OmoT and crazy weave,

The AMAKA - u are obsessed!!! geez, i kno u are a FAN but giv d obsession a break, tee hee

like i said earlier, Nigerians/black folks hav been brainwashed to believe any1 that is lite skinned or with a closer complexion to the whiteman is beau, watever


Oluchi was a razz FESTAC beeesh before M-Net Face of africa,, met her in NYC and biatsh has a stanky attitude around nigerians, my opinion

thx kunbeee

my aunt is quite an energetic lady, even more FANTAbulous than that ex-beauty queen/asheWO Aso Rock dat claims to be fabulous @ 40, despite all her plastic surgeries, uhhm yeah, Nike Osinowo, dont think u can fool us, we can see thru that fake smile of urs, hehehehehehe

hmmmm, my aunt just gave me the lowdown, Gene and Femi-kuti will be going to court this week over thier love child,

Apparently Femi is not feeling, how men sleepova and wat not, plus, there are some "LEZBO" allegations against some1 sha.

My aunt is friends with Gene's sister that works at the Overland Aviation office in Ikeja,,


I don tire for all the Nollywood stars and the new "baby mama/ child custody" ISH, its getting outta hand oh