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Mehnnnn.... God is great ooooo!

A lady got 207 in UTME & 8% in PUTME ---UNILORIN; MASSCOM

Fortunately for her, she applied for LASU PUTME, passed and got her most preferred course, MASSCOM.

Now I can say it again and again that it pays to put one's eggs in different baskets and watch them hatch.

folzz: hmm,I did..

Wise decision! UNILORIN too will pay off....

folzz: I dont think so.. I'm not a lautech applicant

Oh my! I thought you were.... Apparently LASU threw those excellent MBBS applicants to Biochem.... So I've you accepted it?

DrHesjay: Some of you guys who are my friends on BBM hav been asking about the courses that you will offer in 100level. I have decided to post it here so others can gain from whatever I will say on it. For those of you in Medicine,Anatomy or physiology, and even in most science courses, you will take 17courses in 100level, 9 in first semester and 8 in second semester. Below is a list of the courses(codes and titles) and their credit units in bracket.
Phy115(2)---Mechanics and Properties of Matter 1
Phy125(3)---Heat,sound and optics.
Chm101(3)---
Zly101(2)---Introuctory Ecology
Zly103(3)---Animal diversity
Plb101(3)---Cell Biology
Gns101(3)---Use of English.

Chm101 can be a very dangerous course; don’t joke with it. Go for classes, even when asked to come by 6:00am, just go. Your Chm101 note is also very important. You can use lamlad Chemistry textbook(utme), Fundamental University Chemistry by Abass Vol.1, and probably Schaum’s outlines for chemistry. With those textbooks and your maximum attention in class, you aresure of an A. You might decide to get past questions too, but to be frank, they were of no help to me for Chm101.

Phy115 is a very simple course, if you have a good foundation. You may pass without attending lectures sef. Phy125 is the actual wahala. It’s the toughest course I did in first semester. The lecturers are so wicked. They can bombard your life with assignments. The course is also very wide, so to pass well, start preparing immediately. For this course, you will need Nelkon/Parker Physics Text and Schaum’s outlines for college physics because the note won’t be of much help. The course is really hard oo, but an A is very possible. You also have to treat past questions for your physics. Treat enough questions. Try to get questions from any source(MSS o, fellowships oo, CMDA oo, anyhow). Just treat questions.

Zly 101 is an A course, not bulky at all. You can finish the note in a day if you are fast but when examscome, the questions are really scary. When I did mine, I was so sure of myself after I read it; but on getting to CBT, it was another thing. One indian lecturer like dat took us one of the topics and his questions were really tough, God knows where he got them from. All you need to pass Zly101 is the note.
Zly 103 is also an A course. Many people fail this course because they feel they have to understand it very well. Be not deceived brethren, Zly103 is all about your cramming abilities. Cram it well. The course deals with the study of the animal kingdom in a evolutionary approach i.e, the study of animals from the lowest phylum to the highest phylum. The school has a comprehensive text on the course. It goes for 400naira only. Read it well, cram it and woth God on your side, you’re a is sure.

Plb101 is the simplest 100level course apart from GNS sha.. You will see people having lots of 90s...
All you need on the course is the note. The lecturers are also very good. So attend the classes; it will really help. For those of you in the medial line, please take this course serious. It’s a good foundation for histology and biochem(some of the courses in your preclinics).

GNS is also an A course. All you need do is read the text. You will also take a 6-hour lecture on the use of library and you will be given a text also. Read both texts well.

The other 2 courses are practicals(You haveto be serious with them ooooo)..If care is not taken, they can guide your path out of medical school. So, you have to take them very serious. They canbe really disastrous. I know you’ll understand when you resume.

The 2nd semester courses are
Phy142(2)---Nuclear and atomic physics
Phy152(3)---Electricity and Magnetism.
Chm112(2)---Organic Chemistry
Chm132(2)---Inorganic Chemitsry
Zly106---Mammalian forms and functions.
GNS112---Use of English. ; and 2 practical courses
I won’t talk on them because I believe by then, you would have been used to the system things are run in school

I love DrHesjay! I'm looking forward to meeting someone like him in Business Administration Department.

Sir, I'm wishing success in all your endeavors. May the merciful God continue to bless you, sir!

agent9: D problem n confusion is dat d link to use each card is diff....

Exactly bro... However, I think it should be the e-bundle.

1boylikevhis: Some old Enemy from the 19th century

Alimtoheeb: http://jamb.org.ng/postregistrationefacility/ValidatePIN.aspx?id=A68733EA-5C98-4C67-AA86-CF391EFB7D1D

I've saved it. Thanks brother!

[quote author=pseudonomer][/quote]Brother, I hail you, sir!

Alimtoheeb: use e facility card den

Maybe I'm going to try the e-bundle first. Cos that's the card to be used at Jamb result checking site....

Could you please post the link for Original Jamb Result?

wheesin: lol
am not a comedian..am a per time dancer/stage performer..though i have comedians as friends..And yes am a law aspirant..i talk anyhow.. thats my nature..u can go through my profile, i just talk out the way i feel. it may sound funny but i mean it.

I know now. The ones I know too are very loquacious and garrulous

folzz: yes but I was admitted for biochemistry + I dino know anybody o

Hey babe, it seems I know you Are you a LAUTECH applicant? If yes, you must be brilliant oo.

That same lady got Biochemistry but chose MBBS.

@ Wheesin

You be law applicant right? I learnt you guys do talk naturally- is it true? I de always like to avoid one babe, forget say na untoop phone--- this wan they talk die--I wonder where this one they get credit?

Na masscom me think say their EJO WEWE poju--- LAW folks una own BUWAYA (too much)

Which one be your own--- I guess it's comedy, isn't it

wheesin: i know the dude..he and his large megagamous grammer..great though..

na wa o

This woman get muscle ooo.... This one go squeeze person for bed nioo...

A reflection of Olamide hit.....

sharks776: "African educational systems have surprising outcomes. The smartest students pass with first class and get admissions to Medical and Engineering schools. The 2nd Class students get MBAs and LLBs to manage the First class students. The 3rd Class Students enter Politics and rule both the 1st and 2nd class students. The Failures enter the Underworld of crime and control the politicians and the businesses. And, best of all, those who did not attend school become Prophets and everyone follows them…”— Anonymous.

Great post, great thought! You've got my like...

bobolathefirst: LASU ke never ever...had a friend who choose them as first choice last year they didn't pick him. He's in ilorin presently now

It does happen.... There's no harm in trying, it's better to have one's eggs in different baskets and watch them hatch. It gives one confidence and hope.

Anyway come hell or high water, you shall make it by God's grace. God never sleeps, he's never tired of hearing our prayers......


Success is yours, sir!

wheesin: another language adolf hitler ...like one wasnt enough for us

How I wish you could see Al-hasan post..... You go fear fear..... The guy na threat to the entire UNILORIN community..... In fact, his grammar is enough for SUG president manifesto....

Al-hasan rocks!

Alimtoheeb: i think u can use any one cus i dont know d diff between d duo, actually, i use e facility.......u can contact me if u need it

There are differences, sir. The portal, one has pic the other doesn't..... So I'm confused

bobolathefirst: Ilorin too I did not bother putting any other uni because they won't consider second choice even state unis

LASU will.... Though it might be few, you'll still be considered, sir.

bobolathefirst: Aye Aye Sir

Which one is your second choice, Doc?

bobolathefirst: Thanks bro...how are you doing?

I'm good, sir!

bobolathefirst: Thanks bro...how are you doing?

I'm good, sir! Is UNILORIN your first and second choice, sir?

choose4me: You ehn... Okai ooo.... De whyne your boi you hear?

Sir, what can you say about UNILORIN opencourseware? Are the lecturers following em or it's outdated?

bobolathefirst: Surviving amdist all the waiting and tension

Sir, I'm happy to hear that from you... My humble Doc....

[quote author=Alimtoheeb][/quote]Sir, I want to buy Jamb cards, which type do I buy? For Admission letter and original Jamb result? Which one do I upload on UNILORIN web? Is it the e-bundle or e-facility?


Though I'm thinking of uploading the e-bundle for clearance, I still want to know your view.

bobolathefirst: Hey Bro...good afternoon

How has it been, sir?

Alimtoheeb: noted sir....
However...wat if I don't sir

**points a G at him**

I think you know the answer to that now

Alimtoheeb: from a lie able source....lol

Okay boss me to sure

However, stay out of trouble

Torilo: Not at all and you?

I'm paying this very week. I'm hoping to be cleared on time.... Need to get hostel stuff (being the most affordable for a poor dude like me)

@Torilo have you paid, ma'am?

@bobolathefirst Good afternoon, sir!

Alimtoheeb: tomoro by 4:30 P.M

Wow! Are you sure of that, sir?

baaleojo: When will second batch admission list will be out?

In my own humble view, I think it will be on or after 21st September.

So we've got to exercise patience. It maybe difficult, but we've got to nurture it. We have to believe that we are going to make it by God's grace.

Remember, Oluwa is certainly involved.


Stay cool!