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EVarn: That Was A Mistake Dude. Just Correct Him Instead Of Showing Him Up.@ Rkarang,it "Mirror On The Wall".But We Already Understand Ur Drift.

My brother, you're very much correct. When I first listened to the song that was what I thought the dude was saying until I got the lyrics online.... Unfortunate, I made the same mistake in my post....


Thanks and how are you doing brother?

abihenry: myself nd my skul mate obtained dual DE (funaab n U.I) buh we were unable tu register for post DE for U.I buh we were able tu register for funaab cus funaab is d first form obtained, we made d complaint on U.I helpdesk nd we were told d prob is frm jamb n we went jamb office (ibadan),d man we met said deir is no chance for dual registratn(jamb has a software dat shows a particular aspirant dat obtained dual form) dat dey wil cancel one out. Of d 2. Even d man told us as at last year deir is d chance buh a candidate has bleeped up last year, d man said a guy obtained 7 D.E forms nd were given admission for 5 university

JAMB is sure a cheat, how come it allowed multiple form on its portal?

As regards the guy with 7 multiple forms, I don't blame him, admission can be so elusive.

ERCROSS: Frm 0ne of ur previous post where u said u sat for anoda jamb afta havin an n.d cert, how did u go by it...
Coz i learnt that matriculated students r not eligible to resit for jamb...
So, plz how did u do it...
I wont mind if u can p.m me plz...

On a busy schedule today, be rest assured that I'll get back to you as soon as possible, sir.

agent9: **xoxo**

You got it faa

My potential course-mate



**Singing in Lil wane's voice--Mirrors of the World**

baye2023: Well...bro All z well..congrats bout Unilorin own..

Many Thanks but I dunno this username, sir?

I'm sorry if my post looks cynic, I'm just an objective observer.

yungchop: really!? Just tell bar man to give you. @rkarang bro I've been in the romance section ni o, those babes ehn agent9 bro! Make I give you 1naira make you add to ur 9 use am buy kunu? Fashi vodka

Romance Oho, keep the good hunt Nigga Ima throw my weight behind you....


**singing in Beyonce's voice--Baby love me lights out… **

horllarh: abeg make dat guy give us d jamb number of d person dat wz admitted with 40 as post utme score

Haven't you seen 37% in PUTME and 40%+ composite that got merit admission? Besides they just confirmed a dude with 48•15% that got BAM (how on earth could that happen for the assumed competitive course )

peluscoten: tho av been admitted bih I don't like what funaab x doing imagine some1 who had 40 n post utme nd 47.25% composite was admitted to read BAM a management cos while my fwend who had 63% in post utme nd a compo of 59.97 was not admitted if u dont believe here is. the reg to confirm 47060312EC kilode dey admitted 2nd batch dem no update any1 not even der top staff no wat going on der x God o!!!

Brother that's how FUNAAB does. A lot of brilliant folks were taken aback last year. FUNAAB rejected them, one of them is Odunhana (later got admitted to UNN as a second choice applicant). How about the likes of Prof Dan, Abs4love, Habidab etc--they all had good grades but were not admitted (Tho Abs4love & Habidab later got admitted to UI--through multiple DE forms).


As in, I was amazed when I saw not yet admitted with 80.79% composite last year (mark you--I'm a very tough dude when it comes to seeking redress---I bypassed the security men, they could have stopped me if they knew my purpose of visit). I had to rush down to FUNAAB admission office to ask why? When I got there, the woman said: The fact that you have Distinction, excellent grades doesn't mean that you will get an automatic admission-- "ADMISSION IS NOT AUTOMATIC". After leaving the office, I took my time to observe things and I saw a lot of crazy things in FUNAAB.

One of the students told me (this year) that a dude had 220+ in UTME, 72% in the PUTME and that he assured the applicant's parent---"His admission is sure" . Unfortunately the dude was not admitted.




Few got merit, few are lucky, many are strong men


Continue to pray for Grace, Favour and Luck

rotyme: i wonder ooooo

They only need to visit the designated banks and make their payment, same thing happened last year but it was after the first and second lists had been released.

Tho FUNAAB will sure update us on whatever it feels necessary.

yungchop: Wheesin rkarang yungmilio2 abasstoheeb agent9 alimtoheeb lblessing and err'body I dey hail o, abeg follow me drink boiled menses

Where have you been brother?

Oya oya chop knuckle chop knuckle; shoulder self follow How you dey now, my west side Nigga?

yungchop: Wheesin rkarang yungmilio2 abasstoheeb agent9 alimtoheeb lblessing and err'body I dey hail o, abeg follow me drink boiled menses

Where have you been brother?

Oya oya chop knuckle chop knuckle; shoulder self follow How you dey now?

yungchop: Wheesin rkarang yungmilio2 abasstoheeb agent9 alimtoheeb lblessing and err'body I dey hail o, abeg follow me drink boiled menses

Where have you been brother?

Oya oya chop knuckle chop knuckle; shoulder self follow How you dey now, my west side Nigga?

baye2023: Dey gave him Bus.adm...Putme 57%..Composite 48.15%...Is lyk d composite doesmt wrk..its d putme scre dey using...

Pls is dere nbdy who can help us call sumbdy insyd funaab on watx goin on wif d scnd list?

Sir, your assumption is wrong. Many got 35-37 in PUTME plus 40+ composite and were admitted on the MERIT/FIRST BATCH LIST.



Last year, a list was secretly released by FUNAAB and it was not updated on the school website but we were able to confirm that from online friends that dropped their regs for confirmation--It was after the first and second list....... Though the school is most like to update us on the second list, a lot of crazy things........




It's about time you observed how things unfold

Mettal: Cunning move to extort money from the government,nothing is free in naija.

Another cynic

laryom1: wow.. I neva knw o... Chai! Bt i do hear people saying a gate connects us to the poly... I go tour am after exam... U want to enter UIL via DE right?

No, UNILORIN does not accept ND in Business Administration for Business Administration. So it's through UTME.

laryom1: lol.. Dtz true sha...ar u a uite ni? Dt u knw al diz stuffs

No!

When I was doing my ND programme @ The Polytechnic, Ibadan, I squatted in UI hostel. As in, my siblings accommodated me, so I know much more about things over there.

You know Poly fence is just behind Awo hall?

laryom1: lol... Zikites na were peepz o... D madness is nw in d Katangites too...... I lyk dm sha, they have control over their porter unlike we gentle mellanbite that hav acceptd porters' harrassment as our fate..,

Their own porters na runs folks now... Dunno where Baba Dammy dey now? That guy na confirm runs man.

peluscoten: bros u said u av been given admission at uniilorin OK pls drop yo jamb reg let us confirm it

Sir, I'm sorry I can't drop it but I can upload its screenshot. Besides, one of the reasonable guys on this thread helped me to confirm it.

I got a merit admission @ UNILORIN 267 in UTME and 70% in PUTME.

Jelailah: hw dia 100lv go be d xame wit funaab 200lv...mtcheew

You can cry me a river, for all I care

I sure know that they're gonna come here to show JACK BAUER. Got BEM with 83....

They've been observing our thread even though the username was activated on 13 September, 2014.


Stop forming nonsense here, mark you, I'm not frustrated--I've been offered Business Administration in a highly reputable institution (UNILORIN---No strike ) . Only that I'm trying to cut corner (200lv thing which may eventually be the same as UNILORIN 100lv but with less cost sha--FUNAAB will cost less-3yrs school fees)


Last bullet, the essence of this forum is to share ideas with your fellow applicants not to be forming stuffs or putting on airs. I could remember vividly that I informed a lady on FUNAAB DE thread about submission of Transcript which she didn't know that she was supposed to do last year (she eventually got admitted).

Good luck to those that are still hoping, God will answer your prayers. Remember that he never sleeps and that he's never tired of hearing our prayers.......

God is able!

Now I need to see if I can still sleep tonight


** wailing heavily**

HEADYWORLD: thanks bro.. buh it is not over until it is over .. lets wait till tmao n hear wot dey av to say... maybe then still dey upload am.. dnt gv up ... I still get faith

My best bet, they've uploaded em. One thing about FUNAAB is that the school admits few applicants through DE (3-6) and that the school has preference for MONOTECHNICS.

I learnt this from a Dr. in Agric department, though he said "nothing is impossible for God". I tried different people but God simply has another plan for me....



Good luck to your wishes

HEADYWORLD: any engineering student admitted through DE please

I could remember vividly that I told you about my last year ordeal.


Thank God you don't have your eggs in one basket.


I'm wishing you success in your pursuit... Everything is gonna be fine, you're going to be alright... Just be hopeful!

phemmyjohnson: Friend!!! You can see funaab hasn't updated that the list is out,
So its more like they are still uploading the list..
Wait till its completely uploaded bro,
Something can still happen..

No, that was how it happened last year. Besides, someone just got ECO on this thread-- so COLMAS list has been updated.

That was what I assumed last year, until the admission stuff was closed.

Tell me, isn't that supposed to be a merit admission? If I had known sebi I would have obtained UTME last year and start all over? Now I'm learning it in a hard way.

You know I don't lie, I have those grades.... Honestly I'm just pissed off

I'm crying a river over here....... Could you please placate me

Can't believe it, not yet admitted.....


FUNAAB does not like merit..... DISTINCTION
4•51/5•0 in OND, three B3s, one B2 and C4 in
O'level COMPOSITE 80.79% (BEM)

FUNAAB is a complete mess..... Now my dream of getting 200lv admission dwindles.... Let's see what my second choice institution will do.... AAUA got 72% in the PUDE.

SMH






Oh, I think it pays AGRIC guys, most of them have
been admitted even with 66.47 composite.

Edited

Can't believe it, not yet admitted.....

FUNAAB does not like merit..... DISTINCTION 4•51/5•0 in OND, three B3s, one B2 and C4 in O'level

COMPOSITE 80.79%

SMH


Oh, I think it pays AGRIC guys, most of them have been admitted even with 66.47 composite.

silentdon: Not sure of where he's from. R u also a unilorin student?

To be (as in prospective). Not med tho..... I asked about the dude cos of the class you mentioned.


How is your studies, sir?

silentdon: Aii, I know him. He's in my class. Is he ur bro or boo?

He's from Oyo right? Friend

Anuoluwapo3054: Nooo...U don forget the name wey we give am for our area ni....JKK...ji ko ku(steal am make u die)

Sir, does it have a tracking device?