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planetuzor: How sure are u?

Funny dude, being a while now bro! How are u doing sir?

innoswag: Guy na 2marro or on tuesday dey will release it o..... Bt d man said i should check on tuesday cos it will be taken to senate building 2marro so let us just pray to God so success can be our portion

But Femy insisted, now the result is out!

Your result is out OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

A p.ume candidate: "somtin happned in my hal
sum1 mistkinly clickd on d submit buton afta
answerin jus 2 questn n was sent out wit no
mercy"

So unfortunate for that fella!

Debonny90: guys dont you think dey might want to delay the release of d result cos of ASUU strike..and probably release it after d strike is being called off?

Bros, October rush now! It means that the sch will release ur results soonest.

Wait patiently and not too eagerly. Success is urs!

Anuoluwap: *passing by* *opens mouth* *spits on the thread* *walks away* zooOOOm

Kid! When are u gonna stop this? No wonder, u were complaining that u were banned sometimes in August!

Mesopotamia: amen o....bt wait!...r u a virgin?......coz d prayer of a virgin dey always move like usa missile #ItHitsTarget!.....
Let me run away b4 pple wake up and start castigating me.....I'm out!

USA Missile

Mesopotamia: amen o....bt wait!...r u a virgin?......coz d prayer of a virgin dey always move like usa missile #ItHitsTarget!.....
Let me run away b4 pple wake up and start castigating me.....I'm out!

USA Missile

Akanbi93: (bakare bisiriyu abayomi) is writen in all its only waec that has (bakare abayomi bisiriyu)

Now, I understand u! Swear an affidavit at court for: CORRECTION OF NAME.

During screening, am sure that it will be accepted even without the affidavit. But don't be caught unaware, get an affidavit. Goodluck!

honey: The affidavit, should it state that i made the error, I dont really understand, do you mind educating me?

If that's what u wanna do, it's simple, just explain everything to the typist @ the court, he/she will definitely know the right format to use.

Usually, correction of ........ As the subj

Akanbi93: Guys i nid replys. My jamb name writes(bakare bisiriyu abayomi) while waec writes (bakare abayomi bisiriyu).hop its nt a prob?

What's written on UNILAG admission list, ur post UTME slip, Jamb result slip & birth certificate?

Let's know that first.

Sanguine: **clears throat**

Phemmy Johnson and co, why not just post how to calculate the composites here... So each person could do the calculation by him/herself...

**just saying**

But they've done that dozens of times before.

mimicue: Or date of birth doesn't matter as far as ur 16 and d only thing for ur cousin is if registration is DEC if not he should just goan swear affidavit and increase his age

What abt the age on his O'level certificate? Don't u know that the sch will later request for it before graduation or probably during clearance for notification of results? Think abt that dude!

LtCZAR: Need your Name to be on the admissions list
Call Mr JOHN on 08135351542.

Hey Dude, when are u gonna stop this?

ayawori: Boast? I didn't get there by sleeping or correcting mistakes. By d way u should check ur posts too Lol!!!, U've got typographical errors in them too. Don't worry people like u end up messing up in GNS 111 then blame it on CBT

Boasting again? Many have PHD but they don't care if u call them "dr or not". I don't have 'A' in English and that implies that am not a perfect speaker too. So what am emphasising on is HUMILITY.

I would have been wrong if u were replying someone who asked about your level. But u weren't!

I could remember when a dude wanted to help me on my transcript issue, he said "I have one aunty there, follow me". Could u believe that the aunty, he was referring to was the acting registrar?

Let's stop the idea of referring to our status when we're not even being asked. I get pissed off, when I see: from VC, am a finalist, from prof, 400lv, 500lv etc.

Once again, I ain't a perfect speak in English, am still a learner. To the folks out there, learn to be objective before u rush into conclusion and don't be IRASCIBLE.

Anuoluwap: Be sensible guy, correct him in a decent manner not in a condemning manner. We are not kids here that laugh @ others' grammatical error. Come off it!

It's quite good to be objective and not subjective.

He wanted to boast, but I called his attention to his mess, so my remark is justifiable.

ayawori: no probs. we cool. I am a 400level Computer scientist. I'm KNOW as Olu-Vercetti by my peeps. Long Live Nacoss!!!!.
I'll b in Il town by 20th of dis month if dem like make dem resume Nov

KNOW?? Oh, what a disgrace to Nigeria's Education System! A whole 400lv student cannot construct a SIMPLE and CORRECT sentence in ENGLISH. Despite the fact that ENGLISH is our language of instruction right from our primary school.

To be candid, it's high time we stopped deceiving ourselves.

samech17: Pls i'm i gud for mechanical Engineering i'm D.E candidate ND distinction and 58% in post jamb.

Is UNILORIN ur first choice of institution? If yes, at least, UNILORIN will offer u Physics, am sure of that! In other words, admission is sure for you.

POSSIBILITY?
www.thisdaylive.com/articles/fg-ASUU-may-call-off-strike-next-week/154534/

www.spyghana.com/ASUU-strike-fg-fails-to-reach-agreement/

olembe09: hellooooooo~ great funaab candy my name is olembe, av been tryin 2 comment on wat yu guys dey always posting but naira forum no allow me.... I am 1 of direct entry candy... I just say make I try am nw, d tin just enter gbam.. I apply 4 direct entry as business administration also kwn as business enterprises mgt.. @ oga at d top kindly welcome me o {usuff saheed aka direct entry candy coordinator... may God alymyty Allahu accept our prayer ooo.. I also hail all my senior on dis thread oooo gbadun yu gan ni ooooo.. I am so 4 does dat av process der transcript 2 funaab nd 4 does dat avnt pls make haste while d sun shining gbam... regards olembe09 2go accout also on Skype

You're welcome, my potential coursemate!

Gleefreak125: OMG!!!!! Ma oga wan rope mi finish o, I b small pin inside river o, genius ke?? (bt I use style claim am sha) its our oga @d top(thread initiator) who is d real genius here, he taught me physics b4 his graduation n I tell u, he teaches physics wit style(I hail u sir).
Yeah, abt d skul academic calender, it is quite fast doe abt 1month or so behind FUNAAB & UNILORIN cos dey're currently writin their 2nd semester exams. Pertainin 2 d skul fees, d indigene factor plays a vital role doe its still affordable wen compared 2 some oda institutions, yet u'll still c som non indigenes claimin kwara state(sharp guy tinz). There was actually 1 Omosogbon claim 2 b 4rm Omuaran*u go fear edo portin now* jst 2 pay less. D fees is still around 30k-45k @least dey try sha.

I thought 100k for indigenes but 200k for non-indigenes.

Gleefreak125: My bawz, I bagged my ND 4rm Kwara State Polytechnic, Ilorin. Institute of Basic & Applied Sciences(IBAS). I studied Science Laboratory Technology(SLT).

Oh, what a great institution!

I thought FUNAAB and UNILORIN were the only public universities that run fast academic calendar over other public universities in Nigeria before. Ya sch is kinda fast but the fees is not that friendly especially to non-indigenes.


Glee....the Campus Genius!

Gleefreak125: *kneelin down receivin d blessins* AMEN SIR!!! Thank u very much my able pastor, reverend, evangelist, thread registrar, thread administrator, thread general adviser(infact d list is endless o bt make I chill small 4 here 1st). Well Funaab had bin my 1st skul of choice bt I nided a surer back up. Kwasu on d oda hand I knew wuld serve such purpose. I'm still persistant in prayers 4 ASUU & FG so we all can av peace of mind. God dat did dis will surely do dat of Funaab 4 us all. We will testify by God's grace. Dear Lord, funaab still on ma mind o.
#COUNTDOWN STILL CONTINUES#

Hello my dear humble brother, where did u bag ya ND?

Gleefreak125: Evrybdy ewa bami yo(ewa bami yo), ori mi ti di re(ewa ba mi yo), oluwa ti gbe mi ga(ewa bami yo), Jesu ti so ro mi da yo(ewa bami yo). I'm so hapi ryt now cos God has started it as He's promised us all, I've jst bin admited by kwara state university(KWASU), end there's a slight problem cos I applied 4 MCB bt was admited 4 mass comm(it aint funny o). Jst kept on wonderin wat on earth brought abt d resemblance, 4 knw its a technical hitch dat wuld b rectified bt nonetheless I'm ecstatic n overwhelmed wif joy ryt now. Baba God I bliv dis is gon b d 1st of my several testimonies of admission dis yr, U're worthy 2 b praised. God will surely grant our hrt desires dis yr especially d admission in particular*sombdy shout amen n tap in2 dat anointin* Funaab still very much on ma mind bt there's a screenin 2 attend *rushes outta thread 2 go pack ma luggage, Ilorin ya*
#LET D COUNTDOWN CONTINUE#

CONGRATULATIONS on your admission breakthrough brother!!! Wishing u success in all ya endeavors!

ASUU Chairman, FUNAAB chapter, has not agreed to support the sch management in conducting the POST UTME. Applicants will have to remain at home until the two compromise. Meanwhile, the chance seems dwindling .

I got the above hint from a member of FUNAAB SUG who does nt want to be identified by name or post because his nt authorized to do so.

Kennysazzy: Just wondering, why did funaab have to postpone there post-ume exam, while during the strike other schools like OAU , UNilorin and others continued with it, and has any date being fixed yet ? How many list is usually released for D.E students Pls need ans asap thanks

Well, in answer to ya last question, last year, it was 220+64. I understand why u're asking that and so I just wanna tell u to be calm. The Lord is in control. Your application will be successful!

Am eagerly anticipating to meeting u at FUNAAB as a FUNAABITE! So be it for others too!!

Walexz02: Oya @rkarang, am ur interviewer, tell me, what have you been doing after your graduation? Others can reply to this question as well

I'm sorry I won't be able to answer that question on here, I wanna keep it to myself.

Anyway, what's there? I couldn't get a SATISFACTORY placement. And when I discussed it wt my lecturer, she said "What rubbish? U better apply for ur DE and forget abt that thrash. In short, I don't wanna work like a slave, I got offers but not acceptable to me, as I said above.

In answer to ya question: Have been teaching Economics and Commerce in XYZ secondary sch and also as a private tutor.
The interviewer may proceed and ask how many topics have I taught? Bla bla bla!

Gleefreak125: One ke One is 2 small o, I'd luv if we can all make it there cos I c u guys as skul mates n friends already, I cant imagine lukin elsewhere 4 vat. We'll all make it IJN.@rkarang Do u fink dey can ask a few history abt funaab durin d interview?(make I run ask wikipedia)

Even without being told, one should bear that in mind. U can be asked little history or in a more likely way; why FUNAAB? This question is implying that, what do u know abt FUNAAB and why do u prefer FUNAAB to others? Just little answer for that bro! Once u impress them, I mean u don't stutter, they can even help u in completing the rest.

I learnt that some may form HORRIBLE look for u, don't mind them, they're only pretending, most of them are nice.

I don talk ram say na for wrist them go take grab liars. So you wanna tell the Panel say u never YIA BH before Abi? I beg makobaarareoo.

We hear abt it on radio news, television, newspaper and all that. So, why should u say that u've never heard abt it before? What if the Panel asks for the last time u read newspaper, listened to radio? Etc.

Well, according to Betrand Russell, he asked "is there any knowledge or definition in the world that is so certain that no reasonable man on earth could doubt it. With this, I hereby state my humble opinion:

BH is an insurgent that simply want to disallow people from getting western education. This act is TOTALLY unlawful and Govt is trying so hard to eradicate this UNWANTED and UNACCEPTABLE group.

If given chance, u can state two ways by which we can erase BH from our society. Such as:
By reporting anyone who is trying to radicalize others to law enforcement agent.
By ensuring that young children have access to education so as to head off the radicalize belief
By organising programme that is meant to educate people on the benefit of western education and the danger of terrorism.
Negotiating with religious leaders in the affected areas and arranging them for seminars in overseas.

I could remember when I was defending my project; the panel said "it's okay, it has shown that u are the only one that contributed much to this project, u can go". What I want to deduce from this is that ONCE u're nt asked to STOP, u should continue provided that u're still talking in LINE wt the TOPIC.

Don't forget that WAEC used to ask candidates to write about some social disorder issues in our society such as drug abuse, cultism etc. It will be wrong for the candidate to write "No, I don't know abt" just to prove saint.

Even little kids on the street can tell u what BH is, whether the act is good or nt. Don't forget that u're nt asked whether u're a BH member? That one is absolute different

Sanguine: Abeg o, wetin be 'BH' and 'yy' ooo Me ah nor know oo!

You gotta be kidding me! Yy hustling things by bobos and babes. BH, the Naija insurgent.

ftmonei: House pls i need address to send transcrip because they refuse to give it by hand. Thanks

The Registrar
Federal University of Agriculture, Abeokuta
P.M.B. 2240 Abeokuta, Ogun State.

planetuzor: Its a serious issue o. Lol.. I need to save this page now.. More pls.

I couldn't help laughing too!

Most likely that one will be asked "What have u been doing since ya graduation" so prepare to answer that on the screening day.

Other questions are: What do u know abt cultism? What do u know abt yy? What do u know abt BH? Why Accounting? How many local govts are in ya state of origin? Name FIVE local govts in ya state of origin? Why are u dressed in red shirt? Why do u have ya hair uncut? Tell us abt ya Polytechnic? Why FUNAAB? Etc. I learnt that one JALAMIA guy was sent away when he could not answer a question on BH.

Here is the conversation:
Panel: Do u know anything abt BH?
JALAMIA: Yes sir! One of the applicants was hitting the JALAMIA's leg and the frustrated JALAMIA replied loudly, leave me now, let me talk. Only God that saved that third party, he would have been sent away.

Panel: So tell us what u know?
JALAMIA: Couldn't say anything

Panel: We asked u to dress formally but u're dressed in JALAMIA, in fact u even look like BH, get out right now.
30k just got wasted. I learnt that only few if at all there will be any that will be sent out like that.


Don't go there and start lying, except that u're an expert. Cos some of the interviewers are psychologists. In short, lie logically! Back it up when subsequent questions are raised.