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nethacker:
hmmmm  
 but i met some1 real n she loves me so much  

meaning u also dae do facebook dating se?

love is lust,,love is blind ,,love is foolish and love is devastating>>>>make una no question me oo

eyonigger this yur thread funny oo

facebook dating sounds strange , bt , why would guys do facebook dating again.ahan,

@topic.do da sameting

ravenzord:
Either d david guy didn't notice dt d guy specified on female friends, or he's always seen himself as female under his outer male covering,LIMM.

funnydem

poster move on jare bt be careful o

texas gurl how far na , come block me in 5 days time now, bt to me u mite nt be attractive

this is what i kall Error

i rest ma post on these topic

welcome i use eseries 8gb memeory card guess da amount of songs i have hmmm piiping low

danny trick posting u mite soon get band

honsule:
am sorry.It was an oversight on my part.Happy New Month

nt even a thank u too bad

u still dey ask for am ahbi u wan make dem ban u for 1 year ni

hmmms ee chat room

when did u guys started posting trick in nhere

Kunbee:
Y

nevamind have seen da verse

topic dismmised no more comment she knows wat to do, but she herself still loves him well thread owner better dnt go mad with dat guy oo, if u like yur health

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fold arms watching,

sexybabes:
This is an ex of mine. After breaking up for 4 months, he told me he miss me blah blah blah, after considering going back to him I met with him and his fone rang twice and it was a lady, I don't know what she said but I cud make it up from what he was replying that he can't come out right now and he would see her tomorrow that maybe she wanted to see him. After that i decided not to go back to him even though I love him so much. But we kept in touch, tonight he came to see me,  called me & tell me his downstairs and  I went down, I didn't even finish 10min in his car his fone rang again and it was a lady again, from what he was saying i assumed she was asking where he was coz he was like I'm just checking something online(he was with me hey) and at the end of their conversation he was like "nice one baby thnx for calling". After i heard that i just repeated what he said last and then stormed out of his car and bang the door.

This is the guy I risk everything for including my career and now I don't know why he keeps on coming back if there are these ladies in his life, I mean the name I saw on fone screen when this one called is the same as the last one.

I don't even know why this is hurting so much coz i thought I was getting over him.

why shuld u go and eat yur vomit, well u did eat yur vomit so u got wat u deserved , its nt ideal to eat yur vomit now , even a dog wunt dare do such, gurl wise up

kunmibola:
@roblance,
maybe u shld read between the lines.
Don't believe patwhizkid's false profile!

hmmmm dat means i need glasses ahbi,

no comment ,

peelovee:
after i cought him had sex with his ex, and several heart break from my guy, who is now my ex, i promise myself to be alone for some times without a lover. though he came pleading for second chance, i found no place in my heart to welcome him back, because i have experience 2 serious heart break from him.

He kept distorbing me every day and night even in my office premises, i had to tell him one on one that he should go back to his ex, as i can read it through her that she is still in love with him, he left bitterly.

Now he swear he will never let me be till i give him a second chance, I have decided that i can not give him a second chance, because i can not share my love with another girl, either will i like my love to be shared with another man.(i can't finish eating my cake and still have it)

The worst part is that he keep on embarassing every guy that comes across my way, telling them that i am his fiance, HE even tell me one on one that he must marry me by force.

I am confess, should i report him to our layers, or arrest him, or leave the country because of him, or         do what.


Please i need advise (s) urgently.

better give him a chance b4 he cuts off yur head lol

tpia.:
Is the man Nigerian or from the neighboring Benin Republic?

u suppose no say na naija guy now

pondering

allowance ko allowance niii,



well just kiiding



in relationship i tink in terms of finicial, it shuld be recipocal, thats just it

olanajim:
My dearest, sweetest, fondest, fantastic, extra-ordinary, paragon of beauty a.k.a Bose,

I hope this letter meets you in a fabulous state of metabolism, if so doxology. My principal aim of writing this letter to you is to gravitate your mind towards a matter of global and universal importance, which has been troubling my soul. The matter is so important.

Even as I am writing, my adrenalin is 100 per cent on the Richter scale, my temperature is rising, the windvane of my mind is pointing North, South and East at the same time; the mirror in my eyes has only your divine image. Indeed when I sleep, you are the one in my medulla oblongata, and I dream about you.

I went out to sea in my dream, and I saw you: surrounded by H20 and you in your majesty rose from the abdomen of the sea like Yemoja, the avatar of beauty. Oh, Lord be with us! We are thy servants.
As you can see, I am in a serious dilemma. And I want you to take my matter seriously. At this junction, what our Lord said on this matter is germane. He says we should ask, and we shall be given, we should seek and we will find, and that we should knock, and it will be opened unto us. I am this 10th day of the seventh month in the year of our Lord, one thousand, nine hundred and seven eight, asking, seeking and knocking at your door. My prayer is that thou should open so that thy servant can enter. I want to wake up in the morning and see only your face.

I want you to be the only sugar in my tea, the only fly in my ointment, the butter on my bread, the grey matter of my system, the oxygen in my head, the planet of my universe, the wall clock of my room. The conveyor belt of my soul. I pray that you realise the gargantuan nature of my predicament. If you refuse, my life will be like tea without sugar, like a snail without shell, a Xmas goat without a horn; in fact I'd become an orphan. In fact I'd kill myself.

What is life if I can't wake up in the morning and behold your face? You model of pulchritude, patiently created by God on a Sunday morning before he went on a deserved holiday. Please Bose, let me be your Romeo. Make me the Adam to your Eve. Shakespeare said it all: if music be the food of love, play on. I want to emphasise, universally and responsibly, that you are love itself. You are the metaphor, oxymoron, thesis, antithesis, irony, gerund, conjunction and the adverb of love.

At this juncture, let me also say that geography of your body is a permanent allelluia. Not from your body, ammonia, urea and iodine- you are too beautiful for that, what I see in your body is milk and honey.

At this juncture, brevity is the soul of wit. A stitch in time saves nine. Procrastination is the thief of time. An opportunity once lost can never be regained. Make hay while the sun shines. All that glitters is not gold. The journey of a thousand years begins with a step. What God has put together let no man put asunder.

To be a man is not an easy task even if God's time is the best. But time waits for no one. A man without love is like a fish out of water. I know you are a sagacious girl. If you like the veracity of what I am saying, please fill the attached form and let me have it pronto. The mark at the bottom of this page is a kiss from me to you.

I remain Your beloved, faithful, loyal, One and only admirer.



I got this letter from a friend and feel I should share, lol

what do u mean u shuld share, i.e we shuld fotocopy and also send it ahbi, toasting level dan pass dat 1 now

naija guys are always smart in stuffs like dis , so sorry for u.sista

hmmm seee naija zone arena in here, infact me dae beef evry1 for these site including the owner

Gabry:
Did I say I hate them? I say I can date one ooo. . . No qualms  

gaby se u go marry me u no say i be confirm dwaf now