₦airaland Forum

Slimzjoe:
Op Honestly, What you did was Trash
Wetin be 2k wey u dey use Fall your hand like this ?
Funniest Sh!t is you wouldn't do it if you where not Misled and Misunderstood Some Posts On NL

N!gga, Seriously, you don CAST!

dat 2k fit pay him tfare to office fr a day or more so its sumfyn

gamaliel121:
All this wouldn't have happened if she gave you pussyyyy...
Nawao...
But then..how can she be asking you for money 24/7 when her own bf is their?

Bit-cheese tho..

ar u a learnr most grls wu collect frm der ATM n giv to bfrnd yl da laugh at u if d seexx was involvd den it wu compensate d money spnt on ha

vizkiz:
Hey FOOL, dont quote me. You think you are wise right? Like you are "the man" right?
If a girl asks for a favor and you know she wants to scam you just tell her NO instead of saying yes and still acting childish because she didn't give you pussay

Believe me, you are a jerk who just displayed how little his IQ is

u jus hit d nail a grl has askd me to flex ha n whn i gav ha my conditions she said NO two yrs ltr shes caln to beg fr rchrge crd some ladies can b stupid n dserv worse dn he did

Souljeezy:
poverty wan kill ma guy.

its nt pvrty bt some ladies deserve it

vizkiz:
Mtcheeeeew
Broke nigga. FYI dummy, You just showed nairaland how stupiid you are

Just because she ask for assistance and doesn't wanna furck you in return doesn't mean she is a gold digger. Were you blind, deaf and stupiid when she told you she had a lover

We guys are annoying joor... If she furck you now, na you go come nairaland come dey talk say ladies are hoes. Dindinrin broke

av u frgtn d slang 'money fr hnd back fr grnd.if am nt worthy of ur hole den u nt worthy of my cash.go n tak frm ur bfrnd

Theyveedo:
Students provide the ladies with the best kind of fun...
The one young girls crave...

So whether u like it or not, girls will always find their way to the arms of their student boyfriends.

seconded

PHIPEX:
I struggle to see this decision of the tribunal as justice. If there was no election in Rivers and Akwa Ibom, why is it affecting only the governors? Why are the legislators both at the federal and state levels not affected? Every unbiased mind knows that something is fishy in these judgements. How come the tribunals that transfered their sittings to Abuja are going the way of APC?

my dear the tribunal is out fr unsatisfied candidate n nt to judge satisfied opposition candidate

Mr fayose, its crystal clear there was no electn in rivers state so stp cryin ova spilt milk jus wait fr d rerun electn

Islie:
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/10/apc-influencing-tribunal-judgements-is-worse-than-corruption-fayose-counsels-buhari/

ZUBY77:
Anuofia

Since you Oliseh cannot learn from history,
Go and ask Brazil how they are faring since the coach took captain band from Thiago Silver and gave it to Neymar.

Ask Argentina how many cups they have won since they left the older players and handed the band to Messi.

Do you even know that the older players shout at the younger ones in the pitch when they lose concentration?
How do you expect Enyeama to shout at Captain Musa?
Or how do you expect Musa to shout to Enyeama since he is the captain?

Yet you followed the same path without seeking for advice.
Your team is crumbling already.
Musa will lead the likes of Moses Simon, Iheanacho and the other younger players who would look up to him as a senior player.

Enyeama, Emenike, Mikel, Ambrose, Echiejile and a few more cannot look up to Musa for advice or inspiration.

They can only look down on him because they have seen it more than him.
You chose to disgrace the greatest goalkeeper Nigeria has ever had, you will live with the consequences.

Prepare for more shocks Anuofia.

u said it all

ZUBY77:
Anuofia

Since you Oliseh cannot learn from history,
Go and ask Brazil how they are faring since the coach took captain band from Thiago Silver and gave it to Neymar.

Ask Argentina how many cups they have won since they left the older players and handed the band to Messi.

Do you even know that the older players shout at the younger ones in the pitch when they lose concentration?
How do you expect Enyeama to shout at Captain Musa?
Or how do you expect Musa to shout to Enyeama since he is the captain?

Yet you followed the same path without seeking for advice.
Your team is crumbling already.
Musa will lead the likes of Moses Simon, Iheanacho and the other younger players who would look up to him as a senior player.

Enyeama, Emenike, Mikel, Ambrose, Echiejile and a few more cannot look up to Musa for advice or inspiration.

They can only look down on him because they have seen it more than him.
You chose to disgrace the greatest goalkeeper Nigeria has ever had, you will live with the consequences.

Prepare for more shocks Anuofia.

u said it all

ZUBY77:
Anuofia

Since you Oliseh cannot learn from history,
Go and ask Brazil how they are faring since the coach took captain band from Thiago Silver and gave it to Neymar.

Ask Argentina how many cups they have won since they left the older players and handed the band to Messi.

Do you even know that the older players shout at the younger ones in the pitch when they lose concentration?
How do you expect Enyeama to shout at Captain Musa?
Or how do you expect Musa to shout to Enyeama since he is the captain?

Yet you followed the same path without seeking for advice.
Your team is crumbling already.
Musa will lead the likes of Moses Simon, Iheanacho and the other younger players who would look up to him as a senior player.

Enyeama, Emenike, Mikel, Ambrose, Echiejile and a few more cannot look up to Musa for advice or inspiration.

They can only look down on him because they have seen it more than him.
You chose to disgrace the greatest goalkeeper Nigeria has ever had, you will live with the consequences.

Prepare for more shocks Anuofia.

u said it all

I luv d nu face of change wher portfolio wud b on merit unlik d clueless presido

maduxs:
"IF THIS IS WHAT IS CALLED CHANGE,THEN GIVE ME BACK THE STATUESQUE" I said it from the onset that I don't have faith in Buhari and his government. Amechi's people are telling you that this man embezzled their money instead of him to stand down until all the corrupt allegation are cleared, you still went ahead to include him as one of your ministers. What a corrupt government,what an irrational president, what a foolish and illiterate president is presiding over the affairs of federal republic of Nigeria. Sorry Nigeria you are in for a goose chase, u brought calamity upon yourself, now you have to live with it.

kolomax:
Bros give her the akpako's and let her find her true love else where :-/

reshape ha body fr ha wif excess bangn n walk away by frnd zoning ha

Someone else wu gladly giv it to him

Teempakguy:
nice joke . . . try this in real life, and you won't be having sex for three months.

Ilekeh:
This is what happens when a group of people become a nuisance to their host.

If your visitor disrespects you, you'd ask him to vacate.

Igbos can continue to make noise online, but things are happening behind closed doors.

If you're running from your enclave, respect your hosts.

That's why Ambode didn't employ any Igbo commissioner in Lagos this time.

wif d yoruba commissioners,lagos is worse thn bfr,instead of havn gutters by d roadside its all in d middle of d road shame on such governance

A king is a king so der's no stupidity in wearn his crown to see a fellow oba.d oba sud b grateful he even bowed bfr him as a sign of respect

nairalandist:
It was very stupid and disrespectful of him to have worn a crown to meet a Yoruba king. Was he trying to compare himself to a monarch? Eze Ndigbo title is just for representation of the Igbos in diaspora, but some of the so called Ezes have taken it too far. Trying to wear a crown in another man's region means asking for trouble when you know you're not a monarch. Only the likes of Obi of Onitsha etc may wear a crown to visit a fellow king as those are true monarchs.

If the Yorubas won't have Oba in Onitsha, I see no reason why the Igbos should have an Eze Ndigbo in any state outside their region. That's just disrespectful . . . to add insult to injury, he wore a crown to meet the DEJI OF AKURE! Chai. . . Igbo people can fall my hand with lack of respect. Igbos will always try to do what they can't tolerate in their own region.

stupidity:
he's heart broken man, heart broken!!!

its not stupidity but a hrt felt impact ha demise hs cauzd him

Herpes loadin

Nvr allow lust take ur hrt away cos gurls av a common character which is "once a snake alwayz a snake" let ha b n go srch else whr fr tru luv excpt u ok wif a greedy runz gurl

u b old school maga